Jinan City is a sensation, it is called a 10,000-person empty alley, men, women and children watching the naked running Lord Dusi!

At this time, the common people who were chasing behind already knew that this naked man with strong body hair and amazing capital was Sima Zhong, the commander of the Eastern Capital of the Ming Dynasty! Naturally, no one dared to move him anymore, everyone just followed closely behind, watching intently, and tasting with relish!

Ma Zhong was still uninhibited and screaming and rampage on the street, and he reached a street corner! At this time, a farmer who went into the city to collect dung around the corner came out with a dung truck that had just been filled!

Ma Zhong slammed and hit the wheelbarrow, and the dung truck overturned at that time, and the first few large buckets full of dung overturned and poured him all over! Ma Zhong didn't notice it, and continued to run forward, but he was slipped by the dung water on the ground again, fell on his back and faced the sky, and the whole person lay firmly in the dung soup!

The onlookers covered their noses one after another, and many people vomited nauseously, but Ma Zhong still didn't feel it, struggling to get up from the ground, his hair fell apart, his head was full of dung soup, and his hands and body were all the same, dripping with dung!

At this time, Ma Zhong's entourage finally caught up, and when they saw this, they were dumbfounded, and said in their hearts, how can this be done? Don't you have to die of disgust?!

It was still under the threat of the head of the steward who was hoarse and exhausted that all the entourages gritted their teeth and closed their eyes and pounced, pressing the naked man covered in feces and water on his head!

"It's all gone!" The head of the steward shouted loudly to the people: "The government has arrested the fugitives!" Don't be a spectator! ”

"What? Fugitive! Naturally, the common people asked, "Isn't it Lord Toji?!" ”

"Nonsense!" The head of the steward was furious, "Lord Toji can ...... What kind of thing are you doing?! ”

"But we've seen Lord Toji, and that's what he looks like!" The common people are not easy to fool, and they have questioned: "Moreover, we saw him get down from the sedan chair of the capital!" ”

"Well...... the head of the steward was sweating profusely, and he could only say nonsense: "This person is very similar to Dusi, but he is really not!" He's a fraudster pretending to be Duji, so we've got him arrested, and we're going to take him back for interrogation! ”

"Nonsense," but the common people did not give up, and someone shouted: "I still heard you call him master!" ”

"You heard me wrong!" The head of the steward has run out of words, what is black is black, and no matter how you wash it, you can't wash it white, you can only wash it more and more black.

At this time, seeing that his subordinates had already tied up Lord Dusi and stuffed a cloth in his mouth, the head of the steward hurriedly asked people to carry Ma Zhong and ran away! .

There is a way that good things don't go out, and bad things spread thousands of miles. Before Ma Zhong returned home, someone from his family had already come to report, and Lord Dusi was running naked on the street!

Ma Zhong's wife and concubine still didn't believe it, so they let the messenger be dragged out and beaten up! Who knows, halfway through the fight, I saw the head of the steward with a group of subordinates, running back in despair, with a stinky naked man on his shoulder!

"Oops, why does it stink so much!" Ma Zhong's sixth lady said angrily: "Ma Fu, what are you crazy? Why did you bring such a stinky thing back! Throw him out yet! ”

"Can't throw it away!" The head of the steward said with a sad face: "This is our master!" ”

"Nonsense!" Several ladies were angry together and roared, "Ma Fu! You're itchy too! ”

"Hey! Wash it up! The steward had no choice but to prove it to them. Fortunately, it was already summer at this time, and there was a water tank in the yard, and his subordinates directly scooped water for the man to wash it clean.

"Oh, sir! How did you get this done?! The ladies cried and rushed to the ground, but Ma Zhong was speechless!

"Damn the killer, dare to gag the master's mouth!" The eldest lady was furious and said, "Don't take it off for the master yet!" ”

"Dare to tie up the master, quickly untie the master!" The second lady naturally can't just let the eldest lady shake her majesty.

"Madame, hold on! The old man may be crazy! Ma Fu first gave the ladies a preventive shot, and then ripped off the cloth that blocked Ma Zhong's mouth.

"Oh ahhh Woo-la-la-la! Mimi Mimi! As soon as Ma Zhong's mouth regained his freedom, he immediately made all kinds of strange sounds, coupled with that exaggerated face, which was enough to prove that what Ma Fu said was true!

Now, no one dares to let Ma Fu loosen Ma Zhong's .......

At the back of the Yamen of the Dusi Division, a group of women were in a swarm, but Ma Fu still had to come up with the idea, he led someone to carry Ma Zhong to the house and tied him on the bed. Then he asked people to invite all the famous doctors in Jinan City. He was afraid that the doctor would not be able to solve his master's problem, so he also asked a large group of monks, Taoist priests, lamas, goddesses, and boys...... In short, everything that can be invited is invited, and my heart says that there is always a suitable one for my lord.

With so many masters gathered together, naturally there are all who say anything, some say that Lord Dusi is frightened, some say that Lord Dusi is crazy, some say that Lord Dusi is possessed by Wong Tai Sin, and some say that this is Lord Dusi's usual killing is too heavy, and the soul is looking for ****!

There are also various ways to solve it, some people want to burn incense, some people want to catch demons, some people want to dance the gods, and some people want to hang the Lord of the capital upside down in the golden bell...... They quarreled until dark, and they didn't come up with a result.

The people in the house had to invite the masters to have dinner in the front hall first, and then continue to discuss after eating, and everyone naturally agreed. After drinking and eating, all the masters returned to Ma Zhong's side, and were about to continue arguing, but they heard him snoring!

Everyone was stunned, and saw that Lord Toji, who was still crazy, had already fallen asleep with a sweet snoring......

"As far as I can see," said one of the Lang Zhong, touching his goatee, "Lady Toji can't be a drunkard." ”

"......" The crowd stopped talking. Especially Ma Fu and the ladies, they all thought so, because Ma Zhongping had a bad habit of getting drunk and crazy, but this time it was too exaggerated, and the consequences were too serious, so that the family thought that he was crazy after drinking, and they didn't think about simply drinking crazy......

It wasn't until the next day, when Toji-sama woke up, looked blankly at the room full of all kinds of people, and asked strangely, "What are you going to do?" He frowned and said, "My head hurts...... he wanted to raise his hand to rub his head, but he found that he was firmly tied to the bed, and he couldn't help but be furious: "Bastard! Which one is tired and crooked, and dares to tie up this official! ”

"Master, you really don't remember yesterday?" Ma Fu asked cautiously.

"Yesterday ......" Ma Zhong frowned and thought for a while, and said in a muffled voice: "I remember that after drinking with Lord Qincha, after getting into the sedan chair, I can't remember anything......"

"It's broken...... Na Lang Zhong slapped his thigh and said, "I say, Lord Toji is just drunk!" ”

"What a, let go of this official!" When Ma Zhong heard this, and then thought about it in combination with the current situation, he seemed to vaguely recall something, and his face couldn't help but change greatly, and he said, "Get out of here!" ”

Those monks, Taoists, gods, women and boys, etc., all showed boring expressions, shook their heads and retreated, and Lang Zhong did not forget to kindly remind Ma Zhongdao: "Adults will still quit bars in the future, if there is a future......"

"Stop!" Ma Zhong roared at Na Langzhong: "Explain to me, what do you mean that there are words in the future?" ”

But Langzhong ignored him and ran away. Ma Fu and the others didn't stop it, it seemed that Ma Zhong's words had lost their former power......

When the outsiders were gone, Ma Fu untied the rope for Ma Zhong, Ma Zhong moved his hands and feet to get up, and asked with a gloomy face: "What did I do yesterday?" ”

"I really can't remember, sir?" Ma Fu asked in a low voice.

"I can't remember, I just remember having a long nightmare......" Ma Zhong rubbed his head and said in a muffled voice.

"What nightmare?" The eldest lady asked aloud.

Seeing that there were no outsiders left and right, Ma Zhong said with some embarrassment: "I actually dreamed of myself...... Running naked through the streets, the whole city watched, and finally crashed into a dung truck. He laughed and said: "This dream is too absurd, Ma Fu, you should leave a monk to interpret the dream for me, to see if it is a bad omen or a good omen." ”

"Naturally, it's a bad ......omen, a big bad omen," Ma Fu said with a sad face.

"How can you be so sure?! The official heard that the dream was reversed, and the official was embarrassed and thrown home in the dream, maybe he wanted to glorify his ancestors......" Ma Zhong was very dissatisfied with Ma Fu's arbitrariness.

"Returning the glory of the ancestors...... the third lady was straightforward, and muttered in a low voice: "The face of the ancestors has made the master lose his ......"

"What do you mean?!" Ma Zhong's face was pulled down, and his eyes widened.

"Because ......" Ma Zhong said in a voice like a mosquito: "Master's dream is true, you really ran naked in front of the people of the city yesterday, and you also crashed into a dung truck......"

"Fart!" Ma Zhongwei laughed: "You might as well say that this official pees on the Jinluan Palace!" Is the official crazy or what? How could it be ......" His voice became smaller and smaller, because he saw that everyone was mourning, and then he thought that he was tied to the bed before, and there were so many monks and Taoists around, it seemed impossible to joke with himself......

"Why does it stink so much?!" Ma Zhong was stunned for a moment, and he smelled a foul odor that made him faintly nauseated.

"Master, it's the smell of you......" Ma Fu said timidly: "You got drunk, crashed into the dung truck, and got a yellow soup, we have already given you a good wash, but it is estimated that you will not be able to get rid of the ...... in a few days"

"Master, how many times have I persuaded you, drink less horse urine!" The eldest lady said hatefully: "You don't know yet, when you get drunk, you will be drunk and crazy, this time it's okay, you will go to the street, but you will lose the dead!" ”

"Shut up!" Ma Zhong's face was swollen and red, and he patted the edge of the bed and roared. He couldn't accept such a fact no matter what, but the fact was there, so he couldn't escape it, so he could only kick out the people around him to avoid those strange eyes.