Chapter 949: Running Naked
On the boat on the lake, the two of them did not talk speculatively, and the atmosphere became embarrassing.
Wang Xian was still persuading hard, but Ma Zhong had no fear, and only drank freely, all as if he was talking about fart.
"Okay, don't spit, let's have a drink!" Ma Zhong unknowingly, he had already drunk a pot of wine, and asked Wang Xian for wine again: "Another pot!" ”
"If you have this attitude," Wang Xian handed Ma Zhong another pot of wine, and said in a cold voice: "Then don't blame me for being rude!" ”
"Hehe......" Since Ma Zhong tore his dough, he was no longer polite to Wang Xian, and said with a smile: "Your Excellency, you don't have to be polite, if you have any tricks, just use them!" He touched Wang Xian with the wine jug, and said more and more arrogantly: "Xiao Wang, it is true that you are a strong man, but in this Shandong land, you really can't get good fruits, I advise you to stop as soon as possible and go home!" ”
"Not necessarily." Wang Xian nodded, touched the pot with him, and took a big gulp of wine, as if he was in a very depressed mood.
Ma Zhong's face had already begun to turn red, he held the wine jug tightly, and said loudly while drinking: "Why are you so troubled? Guarding such a beautiful wife and concubine, what are you tossing? ”
"I'm helpless!" Wang Xian sighed and said, "If it weren't for His Royal Highness the Prince, how could he come to Shandong to die?!" If you don't want to do it, you can't help it! ”
"People are using you as a gunman!" Ma Zhong pointed at Wang Xian's nose and said with a smile: "If you want me to say, you are the number one fool in the world!" ”
"Old horse, you can remember what you said today." Wang Xian seemed to be a little angry, and said coldly: "After drinking this wine, I want to do something to you, don't blame me for not giving you a chance." ”
"No complaints, no complaints!" Ma Zhong laughed, squinted at Wang Xian and said, "Let's finish this meal first, knives and axes, just say hello!" Let's see if I can get my old horse! He didn't believe it, with tens of thousands of soldiers and horses under his command, and the king of Han as the backing, what could Wang Xian do to himself!
"!" Wang Xian took a sip and said angrily: "I'll fight with you for the amount of wine first!" ”
"Who's afraid of whom?!" Ma Zhong laughed strangely, and on this watery lake, he and Wang Xian fought for the amount of wine!
The two of them drank for more than an hour, drank all the wine on the boat, and no one could help anyone, so they rowed crookedly and returned to the shore.
His subordinates helped Ma Zhong ashore and wanted to help Wang Xian, but Wang Xian waved his hand and said, "I'm sobering up here, you can send Master Ma out." ”
"My lord, I'm done drinking......" Ma Zhong's face was flushed, and he smiled arrogantly: "Just let the horse come!" Let's see if Lao Tzu can catch it"! ”
"Master Ma is drunk, don't send him out quickly." Wang Xian's brows furrowed slightly, and his subordinates hurriedly took Ma Zhong out.
After Ma Zhong left, Wang Xian leaned on the boat on his back for a while, and suddenly reached out and touched it in his arms, found a paper bag, opened it, and a gust of wind blew all the powder into the lake.
Wang Xian threw the brown paper into the lake, clapped his hands, and sighed.
"My lord, didn't make sense?" Zhou Dang appeared on the boat and saw Wang Xian throw away the antidote, so he knew the result.
"Not everyone knows how to pursue advantages and avoid disadvantages," Wang Xian said with a depressed expression: "It's a pity ......"
"Don't think about it, this is the easiest and most effective way." Zhou Dang comforted softly: "What's more, Shandong's army was infiltrated like this by the White Lotus Sect and the King of Han, he must be an accomplice!" ”
"You don't need to comfort me," Wang Xian smiled and said, "I've never been a good person, if necessary, I can do it if I slash him on the boat and sink in the corpse lake." ”
"What is your lordship?" Zhou Dang asked softly.
"I just think," Wang Xian's expression became more and more somber, "maybe I will envy him in the future......"
"Envy him?!" Zhou Dang was stunned for a while.
"It's nothing...... Wang Xian shook his head and closed his eyes......
Ma Zhong's entourage, waiting in the gatehouse, was not surprised to see his own adults being carried out drunk like mud. Because just one day ago, it is said that the adult ate more than 30 eggs at the Chincha and came out to vomit in the dark. If he came out unharmed this time, it would be strange.
The entourage hurriedly stuffed Ma Zhong into the sedan chair with all hands and feet, and then played a guard of honor, as well as the 'quiet' and 'avoid' cards, and the officials sounded the gong in front of them to open the way, and went to the Yamen of the capital.
Halfway through, the entourage heard all kinds of strange sounds such as 'woo woo ya' and 'mohamoh' from the sedan chair, and they not only screamed strangely, but also jumped up and down in the sedan chair, breaking the shoulders of the eight palanquin drivers!
"Master, this drunk is too drunk!" The head of the steward followed the sedan chair, and couldn't help but be secretly anxious when he saw this, and he was walking on the street right now, and he couldn't stop and ask, do you want to vomit, my lord, don't you let the dignified second grade of the master lose his face on the street?
The head of the steward gritted his teeth and instructed the sedan chair man: "Hurry up!" Hurry back home! What he thinks is, as long as he goes back to the house, closes the door, and plays as much as he likes!
The sedan chair drivers were unable to support the capital, and some people slid down with a crooked shoulder, and the sedan pole slid down. It doesn't matter if this slip is involved, everyone can't lift it!
With a bang, the sedan chair fell to the ground, and there was no sound inside.
Seeing this, the head of the steward was in a hurry, pushed away the sedan chair man who had caused trouble, hurriedly put his face to the door of the sedan chair, and asked in a low voice, "Master, are you okay?" After asking a few times, there was no movement inside, and the head of the steward hurriedly lifted the sedan curtain to see what was going on inside.
Who knew that before he could see it clearly, he saw a flower in front of him, and the head of the steward was hit hard and flew out!
The head of the steward flew in the air on his back, and he clearly saw a big man with a striped strip coming out of the sedan chair! Because of the location, the steward leader could even see the big bird under the man's crotch! But the next moment, the man landed a foot in the face of the steward, and immediately trampled him to the ground, fainting!
There were fifty or sixty people in the sedan chair, the servants, and the guards, and they were stunned to see the naked man covered in black hair, rushing out of the sedan chair, screaming strangely, and rushing out of the team, and plunging into the bustling crowd on the street!
The common people were originally driven to the side of the road, and when Lord Dusi passed, he was secretly scolding the dog official in his heart! Unexpectedly, I saw a middle-aged naked man with black hair rushing out of the eight-lift sedan chair of Lord Dusi!
"Good! Toji-sama ran naked! "The people are boiling all of a sudden, and now you can see a scene that you can't see in your life! People rushed to tell each other excitedly, screaming wildly, and no matter what was silently avoided, a swarm followed Lord Toji's ass and chased after him!
The naked man who seemed to be Lord Toji rushed to the street, dancing with his hands and feet, and screaming wildly! also specially pierced the women's pile!
How could the people of Quancheng ever see such naked running? The big girl, the little daughter-in-law, and the old woman screamed together, and of course, in addition to screaming, many women secretly peeked at the naked man's body through their fingers, especially the part of the third below his umbilicus, and secretly compared it with what they had seen.
The old man thinks it's fun and angry, ******! This madman's words are so big, how can his mother-in-law look at it, how can she still hold it on her face?! A few big men surrounded him and scolded the naked man, "Shameless thing! Don't stop that thing of yours yet. Otherwise, cut it off and feed it to the dogs! "Obviously, these people didn't see where this naked man came from, and they really couldn't connect him with the dignified Shandong Dusi!
But the naked man didn't bird them at all, and danced with his own hands, shaking the job to run forward! Several big men reached out to pull, but he easily threw them to the ground, and then ran forward in a twisted shape with a strange smile all the way!
“******! This madman is really strong, catch up with him! The big men were swept away, and they chased after them in annoyance. At this time, the crowd chasing Lord Toji also caught up, and the people on the street finally knew that the naked madman actually got off the sedan chair of Toji! It's completely boiling now! The big girl and the little daughter-in-law are not shy anymore, and the small merchants and vendors don't care about their own stalls, so they follow and visit the nakedness of Lord Toji!
There are always trades and sales, but Toji-sama's nudity is a once-in-a-lifetime thing!
In the distance, only the honor guard of Lord Toji remained on the street, and these people remained motionless, and the scene was dead silent. All of them saw that the naked man rushed out of Toji-sama's palanquin, unless Toji-sama hid a naked man in the palanquin, the naked man ...... Should, should, just, yes, all, division, big, people!
Some people still don't give up, and when they open the sedan curtain, they see a bunch of messy official robes, official hats, boots, middle singles, a pair of big pants, and a red belly pocket! There just wasn't a single figure......
Everyone was messy in the wind, and no one dared to talk nonsense...... Those who can be selected to be the retinue of the capital are smart people, who dares to tell the truth at this time? Lord Toji stripped himself naked and ran naked into the street. Do you want the guys to chase or not? If you chase it, won't it confirm the nonsense of the common people? How can Toji-sama live?! But if you don't chase it, won't you let Lord Toji continue to run naked?!
After a while, someone remembered their leader, and hurriedly helped the steward who had fainted by the trampling to his feet, and pinched and slapped the man, and the steward woke up faintly, and the first thing he said when he woke up was: "Am I dreaming?" How can I watch the old man running naked? ”
"If only I dreamed!" Everyone said depressedly: "What you see is true, the master doesn't know what is crazy, what can we do?!" ”
"Don't hurry up and chase the master back!" The head of the steward stomped his feet and said, "Do you want him to go around the city for a week?!" ”
"But let's chase this time, isn't it true that it's the master who is running naked?" Everyone said with bitter faces.
"Yes!" The head of the steward was determined, after all, he had a lot of ideas, and he frowned and said in his heart: "Just say that that person is a prisoner we arrested, isn't it okay?!" ”
"But many people saw the old man coming out of the sedan chair!" And they said.
"Rumors!" The head of the steward said loudly: "Whoever dares to spread rumors will kill his whole family!" Don't you chase it for me! ”
Only then did those entourages quickly drop the sedan chair guard of honor and chase in the direction where the crowd disappeared!