Dr. Pei's wife is the second, and her maiden name is Geng, and it just so happens that Dr. Pei is also the second, so when she was not married, everyone already liked to call her Erniang.

The Geng family is also a family of doctors in Hangzhou for generations, and the Pei family is a good family, the season when Erniang is a daughter at home, it is a turbulent period at the end of the Yuan Dynasty, fortunately, for a long time, the environment in Hangzhou is relatively stable, and there are thirty or forty thousand elite soldiers stationed in the city.

Erniang was born with a good posture, a beautiful appearance, a graceful demeanor, and an unusually intelligent person, although the family did not let her read a word, did not know a word, because of God's wisdom, no matter what is difficult, she can find an unexpected way to solve it.

Of course, these tricks sometimes seem weird and tricky, and people laugh at her for being useless, meaning that your methods are worthless and meaningless. However, after thinking about it, people have to admit that Erniang's whimsical ideas contain not simple truths.

For example, when I was a child, my neighbor was fishing in the river, and he put the hook in his mouth to do other things, and someone came over, and he talked to people like this, and unknowingly swallowed the hook in his stomach.

The hook is stuck near the throat, the fishing line is in the hand, the problem is to pull it out, for fear of hooking the flesh; If you want to swallow it, you are afraid of piercing your stomach and intestines, so you are busy going to the doctor to save your life, and several doctors say that the medical book does not contain this paragraph, and you will not be able to treat.

The neighbor was anxious and ran to Geng's house, but Erniang and his father were not at home. Erniang said to her brother: "I have a method, you go and try it, and help others take it out." ”

The elder brother had always known that the second sister had a lot of ghost ideas, and after hearing this, he came out and said, "Bring an old bead lamp." ”

The bead lamp was found, and the lamp was disassembled, and there were some glutinous rice beads inside, which were threaded on the fishing line one by one, and pushed down to the throat, and when they couldn't push down, they knew that they had touched the fishing hook. Then squeeze the beads inside with one hand and draw the thread with the other outside.

At that time, the hook was not hard, and when it was pumped hard, the hook was straightened and pulled out of the bead eye, and the skin and flesh were not damaged.

married to the Pei family and became a daughter-in-law, and a concubine took a box from the wardrobe to look for clothes, and after taking the clothes, she still had to put the box cage on it. I don't want the wardrobe to be too high, the box is too heavy, I lifted it hard, the hand bones covered the shoulder bones, the box was put up, the two hands were still facing the sky, I couldn't put it down, I moved a little, it hurt to death.

The husband was so anxious that he couldn't make up his mind. Erniang's father-in-law is inconvenient to do it, and he is very embarrassed.

The husband ran to Erniang and said, "Erniang, you are extremely smart, quickly think of an idea for me." ”

Erniang thought about it. said: "It's not difficult to put your hands down, just take off your clothes and teach someone to rub them." It's just that a few men have to be by her side, borrowing their yang to steam. The muscles and veins can be restored, but I am afraid that my sister-in-law will be shy and refuse. ”

When my father-in-law heard this, he scolded, "It's ridiculous." ”

But the husband said, "Just heal people." I can't take care of it. ”

He really ran to invite his uncles and brothers, stood around his daughter-in-law, stripped off his upper clothes, and generally did not avoid people when he was breastfeeding, and there was no way to cure the disease, so he made his daughter-in-law so ashamed that her face was red, and her husband rubbed it vigorously for a while, but it was not good.

Erniang said in the house: "The limbs are connected, it is useless to just rub the hand bones, you have to take off the lower body, and then rub the leg bones, and wrap you." ”

My father-in-law and Dr. Pei were also in the house, and my father-in-law scolded angrily: "This terrible daughter-in-law, eighty percent of her concubines have a dirty relationship, take the opportunity to take revenge, and quickly tell her to stop." ”

The husband was very convinced of Erniang, and his temperament was also a little straightforward, and he was about to take off his daughter-in-law's skirt without saying a word, and as soon as he untied the belt, the daughter-in-law shouted: "I can't do it." Desperately trying to break free, unconsciously holding his hands downward, clutching the waistband of his trousers.

Erniang came out and said with a smile: "Congratulations sister-in-law, you don't need to take off your skirt." ”

"You damn girl, I don't accept your affection." The sister-in-law was surprised and delighted, hugged her chest and ran, making everyone laugh.

Erniang expected that her sister-in-law would refuse to take off naked in front of people, so she naturally had to ignore the painful struggle, and when she struggled, her hand came down, which is called "the doctor's will".

After listening to the explanation, the relatives all laughed: "Brilliant plan, wonderful plan!" Even my father-in-law admired his daughter-in-law's flexibility, and from then on, everyone called Erniang Nu Chen Ping, but whenever there was anything difficult in the village, they came to her to ask for advice.

Dr. Pei admires his daughter-in-law even more, marrying such a clever and interesting wife, the blessing of the previous life!

The husband and wife are very affectionate, although Yuanmeng has no way, and the family is poor, but Erniang can always find a way to cook without rice, and the family has survived in troubled times.

After the death of my father-in-law and mother-in-law, the vicinity of Hangzhou gradually became uneasy, the Mongolians ran away, and all parties were strong and strong You sang and I appeared, today there is a stream of thieves, and tomorrow a group of water cowards will be killed, ravaging everywhere, killing red-eyed, poor Hangzhou has not been Zhu Yuanzhang's territory, and there is no justice at all in the troubled times.

The thief will kill the man when he encounters it, and the woman will commit adultery, and if she is ugly, she will be thrown off when she is done, and if she is a little beautiful, she will naturally be coerced and taken away.

Hearing that the thieves were close at hand, for a while there was a rumor in the village, and the people were panicked, and the women of all families came to ask Erniang for advice.

Erniang said with a frown: "This is the Han catastrophe for thousands of years, how can I plan to escape?" ”

The women immediately wailed and wept bitterly, and went home to their husbands, some looking for a knife, and some of them bought arsenic, and once the thieves killed them, they immediately committed suicide, and the province was defiled with their innocence.

Dr. Pei sighed and said to Erniang: "When the time comes, let's commit suicide together and be a pair of mandarin ducks with the same fate." ”

Erniang said: "So far, it's useless to say anything. If I am taken captive, I will never endure humiliation and steal my life, but I will never seek death lightly. You always know that I still have some ideas, maybe I will find a way to keep my innocence and escape, as long as there is a glimmer of life, I must come back to reunite with you, so the thief is coming, you can't show your face, you can't take care of me, lose your life, otherwise I won't be able to live. ”

Dr. Pei looked up to the sky and sighed, and saw his wife wipe away her tears, walked to the bedside and found some copper coins, and told him to go and get some croton.

Dr. Pei said, "What's the use of it? ”

"Don't worry about it, I'm useful." Erniang said.

Dr. Pei had no choice but to walk out the door, and when he saw his relatives and neighbors standing outside, he stopped him and asked, "Does the second lady have an idea?" ”

Dr. Pei smiled wryly and repeated his wife's words, and no one could guess her intentions. Erniang came out and said, "Don't ask, you go to the cellar quickly, dig a bigger place overnight, and hide in it then." ”

Erniang knew that she couldn't save the whole village, and there were thieves in all directions, so she could only take care of her own family at this time.

That night, Erniang asked the whole family to hide in the cellar, she broke the shell of the croton by herself, sewed the flesh into the clothes belt, made some preparations, and then combed her hair and powdered it. Glamorous makeup awaits.

That night, the vanguard of the thieves arrived, and the village was full of cries. A group of people rushed into Pei's house, and when they saw the beautiful Erniang, you dragged me and grabbed it.

At this time, a general walked in, who was not yet thirty years old, and his subordinates stopped when they saw their boss.

Erniang knew that he was a leader, and cried: "My lord, please accept me as a concubine." ”

The general was surprised: "I have arrested a lot of women." I have never seen you like this, but if you will follow me, I will marry you. ”

"The slave is willing." Erniang smiled like a hundred flowers blooming and said, "This is my home." My father and mother are dead, and my brother has left me and run away, so please don't burn it, so leave it to my family. ”

"It's easy." The general waved his hand. He was instructed, "Don't move here." ”

At that moment, Erniang looked around with a complicated expression, hoping that the whole family would be safe, and resolutely walked out of the house with him.

The general said distressed as he walked: "There is a boss who is older than me in the back." Seeing that you look so peugeot, who of them does not snatch? Where can it be my turn. ”

Erniang hurriedly said: "It's okay, I'll mess up my hair, smear some soot on my face, and pretend to be an ugly woman." ”

The general hugged her and smiled: "You were so affectionate to me when you first met, and when we become husband and wife, you don't know how to hurt me." ”

When they arrived at the camp of the thieves, the big leader ordered to check the women of the various camps that were arrested, no less than three or five hundred, and the second mother with a cloak really covered up the past.

That general is just a thief, a group of homeless people who only know how to rob homes and houses, and they really don't deserve to be called a rebel army.

The thief put his mind at ease, locked Erniang in an empty room, and led people to continue the robbery, and came back to lead four or five women who tied their hands and feet, and their clothes were torn to the bare exposed, and they all cried when they saw Erniang, all of them were villagers in the village.

The thief didn't even look at them, and said to Erniang: "This is the maid and servant woman who was robbed for you, and I will hand it over to you in the future." ”

Some soldiers wanted to sleep with women in their arms, and Erniang said: "Since it is my person, I can't let people spoil it in vain, otherwise I will either die or follow a man, who will I call to serve the master?" ”

"You're right." The thief said to his subordinates: "Rob so many girls, get out, don't worry about Lao Tzu's people." ”

That night, the women were asked to cook rice and soup, and the thief and Erniang had dinner, and after freshening up, Erniang happily took off her clothes and went to bed first.

The thief saw Erniang's snow-white skin, his eyes were shining, he couldn't wait to take off his armor, and he pounced on it to have sex.

The thief asked, "What the hell is this?" ”

Erniang said calmly: "I won't tell you, the slave family happened to have menstruation today, and the moon water is coming." ”

The thief didn't believe it, and ripped off the rags, and sure enough, there was a bloody breath.

Erniang said softly: "If a woman takes the menstrual intercourse, she will definitely get sick." If you don't treat me as a wife, I won't dare to stop me, and you will do as you please; If you have mercy on me, I will give you children in the future, and I beg you to wait for me for two nights, and there are many women in front of you, so why do you have to take pleasure with my life? ”

"You're right." The thief sat up, "I'll go to sleep with them." ”

Erniang immediately hugged him and said: "The slave family loves you so much when they see you so wise and martial, but I can only sigh that my body is not happy, otherwise I have to fly with you." ”

The thief was made crispy by Erniang's few gentle words, and came out to wake up the women sleeping on the ground, told them to take off their clothes, and tried their best to fight one by one. First, he treated the woman as a second mother to vent his desires, and secondly, he also let the second mother inside hear it and knew that his ability on the bed was as strong.

Erniang, she doesn't feel sorry for the villagers, she wants to keep her chastity and commits suicide a long time ago, and when she is caught, she naturally has the idea of living secretly. What's more, compared to being abused by countless men, being forced by only one man can be regarded as a blessing in misfortune.

In troubled times, what can you do as a woman? Didn't even Erniang herself take off her clothes and let the thief stroke her heart's content? At this time, the man who was hiding disliked his wife afterwards, and his character was worse than that of a dog. (To be continued......)