If you want to say that ordinary people have encountered a troubled era where their lives are as cheap as grass, the vast majority can only go with the flow, and heroes are always a few. For the general public, it is already thankful that they can live one more day and protect their parents, wives and children.

War is the ugliest and most cruel, there is not the slightest romantic passion to speak of, and liking war is nothing more than the competitive nature of men, as well as the so-called advocacy of meritorious deeds. Unbelief? Please go to Syria now, there are already 1,200 heroic jihadists from all countries, who have been executed because they want to go home.

In troubled times, even if you become a soldier with a certain strongman and have the ability to protect yourself, most of them are just cannon fodder.

At the sound of an order, how many people died on the way to the charge, or fell disabled, and looked at the general who was the marquis and worshiped the prime minister on crutches! Is it easy to command a battle? How many generals have died on the battlefield throughout the ages, but sadly there is never a shortage of wars in this world.

Women are the most pitiful group in troubled times, men at least have the ability to make choices, women can only become humble beings who depend on others, and they can't care about anything in order to survive.

None of the women in these villages dared to refuse in the face of the thief, and not only did they refuse, but they even felt that the young and handsome man was a hundred times better than her incompetent husband, and they all let the man enjoy it to his heart's content.

Probably in troubled times, the probability of husband and wife reuniting is close to zero, too many women subconsciously, there are still ancient natural laws, that is, to rely on the strong as much as possible to survive, what chaste women, fucking hell, why keep the festival for their husbands?

The arsenic of the knife prepared in advance is reduced to being prepared for use at the moment, and when it is time to compete for favor, I can't wait to take out the arsenic and poison a few, stab a few with a knife, and keep the man to be used alone. That's what makes it satisfying.

This is like men robbing women everywhere like beasts to vent, fighting for power and power at all costs, men and women are essentially the same.

Erniang listened attentively on the bed, it is true that the thief has a strong ability in this regard, but he has not reached the level of Cheng Dù, who is a hundred, and in front of four or five women who are out of the way, he will lose his armor in less than half an hour.

The thief took a break with a pant and said, "You are all Lao Tzu's women, from now on, you will follow me wholeheartedly, even if you run away." Have a face to go home? Do you have any silver to hide elsewhere, and whose house is the jewelry? Now that we're a family, we have to plan for the future. ”

Women have different ideas, some are simple and some are scheming, naturally some say yes, some say no, there must be those who plan to follow the thief with all their hearts, and there are also those who will definitely kill the thief without hesitation once they get the opportunity. In short, this is human nature.

The thief came back and climbed into bed, hugged Erniang tightly, and asked, "How is your husband's ability better than mine?" ”

Erniang smiled: "If you are not as good as one, not only is your ability inferior." Even if your appearance is not as good-looking as yours, and your temperament is not as gentle as yours, the slave family has been blessed by misfortune. It's just that a talent like you can't find a bowl of rice to eat. Do you have to do this kind of adventure with no tomorrow today? ”

The thief said: "I also know that it is too dangerous, and the above is also a rat who only knows how to kill people, and has no ambition." But what can be done? I heard that Wu Guogong (Zhu Yuanzhang) is well under rule, and when I shoot some more gold and silver treasures and save enough family assets, I will take you to Jinling to live incognito, and no longer fight and kill people everywhere. ”

Erniang asked, "Then how much did you rob before?" ”

The thief said, "Even gold and silver jewelry, there are about 2,000 gold." When I grab another half a thousand, I will be an extraneous and a super-member wife with you. ”

Erniang said: "I'm afraid that you are lying to me with these words, hum!" If you really love me, you will stop being a robber, don't say 5,000 taels of silver, even 10,000 I can give you. ”

"Really?" The thief's heart skipped a few beats, "Where is the silver now?" ”

Erniang said mysteriously: "The law is not passed on to the six ears, they are all outside, it is difficult to say it, and I will discuss it with you tomorrow night." ”

The thieves barely slept for the night, and the next day they went out with their troops to plunder, and the women went with them.

At night, after settling a few women in other rooms, the thief couldn't wait to ask, "Where is the ten thousand gold hidden?" ”

Erniang said: "You men are the easiest to see strange thoughts, and with new people forget the old people, now they keep saying that they want to be married to me, but I am afraid that the silver will be in hand, and I will find a better beauty than me to be a foreign wife." You have to swear an oath to stay with me before I can tell you. ”

It's not easy to swear? The thief laughed secretly in his heart, and his suspicions were gone, and he immediately knelt down and said to the sky, "If I turn my back on you, I will die by ten thousand swords." ”

Erniang happily helped him up and said: "To tell you the truth, my father-in-law is a famous rich man, and a few years after he died, my husband saw that the world was not good, so he collected all the capital, including jewelry, etc., a total of ten thousand gold, and buried it in a secluded place. You dig it out, and we'll have enough for the rest of our lives. ”

The thief said, "Maybe someone took it." ”

"No, it won't." Erniang said: "Only my husband and wife know that my man was killed by you yesterday, and I saw it with my own eyes." Who else knows now but me? Besides, in a deserted village, even the gods can't think of it, it's not easy for me to go myself, what relatives do you send me to, I told you the location, you go and get it yourself. ”

The thief said, "What relatives like us can entrust to our wives?" Besides, I'm not familiar with that place, so let's go together. ”

Erniang said: "Then let's pretend to be a pair of fleeing people, take things and find a way to escape to Jinling, and be husband and wife for life." ”

It turns out that this thief is a visionary, and now it is not the era of chaos and disorder in the world that has risen together a few years ago, and he can go wherever he goes, and the heroes around Zhu Yuanzhang, Chen Youliang and other heroes have called themselves kings, set up hundreds of officials to establish order, and in order to accumulate strength to win the world, they have begun to encircle and suppress the homeless thieves on the territory, either surrender or die.

The thief doesn't expect to be a general, who knows who will have the last laugh in the end? Who can guarantee that you will not die on the battlefield? After killing for so many years, I am really tired of the life of killing and killing, and I am eager to live a rich and stable life.

The thief was moved by Erniang's words, and he really liked it in his heart, and asked, "What about the gold and silver utensils I have accumulated?" Where to put it? ”

Erniang said: "The slave family has a plan, it is better to bundle it into a bag, and wait for them to fall asleep in the second half of the night, I will carry it with you and throw it into the deep water, as long as you remember the place, the world will be stable in the future, and you will come back and pick it up." ”

The thief was overjoyed, hugged her and said with a smile: "I don't know how many good things I did in my previous life, and I got a lot of money by cultivating such a good internal help." Wait a few more days, and I'll find a good opportunity for the two of us to leave here together and fly away. ”

After two nights in a row, the thief recuperated, ready to serve Erniang on the bed, ignoring the girls who were scratching their heads outside.

On this day, as the leader wandered to a certain place, all the qiē was ready, and the thief was greedy for Erniang and asked, "Is the menstrual period over?" ”

"It's over." Erniang's charming smile.

The thief also smiled, and he couldn't wait to hurry to the evening, and his wish was fulfilled.

It's just that in the afternoon, Erniang suddenly lay on the bed, crying tactfully, and kept crying out in pain.

The thief asked with concern, "Where is it uncomfortable?" ”

Erniang frowned and said: "For some reason, my lower body was poisoned, swollen to the size of a bowl, and I was so hot that I was uncomfortable and died." ”

The thief head was surprised: "Where was you born?" ”

Erniang raised her jade finger and pointed under her skirt. The thief was shocked: "God, this is my life!" ”

"Alas!" Erniang smiled bitterly.

The thief hurriedly lifted her Luo skirt and tore open the embroidered pants, and saw that the woman's life was like a big steamed bun that had been steamed for three days, the color was purple, and all the cracks were closed.

"Alas!" The thief sighed, so he didn't feel distressed, stretched out his hand to help rub it for a while, and hurriedly went to catch a doctor, and used medicine to apply it, but the more he applied it, the more swollen it became.

It turned out that this was Erniang's strategy, and she had hidden her menstrual belt under her body before, and she had hidden it from the thief, she knew that she couldn't hide it tonight, so she took out a croton that was hidden in the clothes belt in advance, and rubbed it around her lower body with vegetable oil.

That's the benefit of a family of doctors, knowing a lot of cases. This night, the thief put his arms around her to sleep, and said distressedly: "I have been watching for two nights, expecting to have fun with you tonight, who knows how I can survive such an accident?" That's it, I'll be a eunuch and rub it to the fire. ”

even pasted his little Ding Ding over, and he was not afraid of friction and electricity.

"Oops, it hurts to death." Erniang screamed, and took the opportunity to use a sweat towel to pinch his little Ding Ding hard.

Croton oil was stained on the sweat towel, and in less than a quarter of an hour, Ding Ding immediately had a seizure.

The thief ducked back and shouted, "It's so weird, even I am infected, can it be that I am infected with poison gas when I touch it?" ”

Jumping around and lighting the lamp, shining on his own Ding Ding, he saw that it was swollen into a black and purple mallet, and he was so worried that the thief scratched his ears and cheeks, and from then on, he didn't need to find a way to hide, and he didn't dare to beg him to get close.

Thinking that Erniang did everything possible to preserve her famous weapon, she refused to be tarnished, but according to ancient standards, the red lips and tongue, tender-breast-crisp-breast, hands, feet and thighs were all looked at and touched, and even kissed, even if they were placed in the future generations, in fact, it was equivalent to losing their bodies.

And it is precisely the wonderful thing that is in ancient times, as long as it is not penetrated, Erniang can also claim with peace of mind that she has kept her chastity, even if this is an expedient technique to save the branches at all.

In the middle of the night the next day, the thief said, "It's the dead of night, let's go." ”

Then the two men came out of the camp, carried the gold and silver that had been wrapped during the day and threw them under a bridge, remembered the place, recognized the trees on the shore, took a few taels of broken silver and a change of clothes, and left the rest of the clothes and luggage, and flew away in the darkness of the night, hiding from the thieves and the women. (To be continued......)