Chapter 404: Disgusting
It was a hot day, and the two ships anchored side by side in the shade of the willows, and the sailors came ashore to sit under the trees to eat.
There was a table of banquets in the cabin, Xu Hao sat alone on the bow of the boat while pouring himself a drink, and saw Jiang Dengyun's sister Jiang Yaojun with long hair and shawl, a few jasper hairpins interspersed on her head, and a moon-white plain brocade girl hat, elegant and pure, with a fresh temperament that was very different from the world.
Another girl is Zhu Boqing's cousin, whose maiden name is Zhu Luozhu, who is sixteen years old this year, wearing a peach cloud hexagram, a plain silk spring shirt, and a pine green pleated fire rat skirt; She wears a Yuan Dynasty lady's hat on her head, a row of red peach blossoms on her forehead, lined with a few fresh willow leaves, and her complexion is like a jade reflection, moist like a morning glow.
Picking up the temperament, the two girls are quite good-looking, and they have been visiting the West Lake for most of the day, and they have not met a beauty who can compare with the two in front of them.
And Zhu Boqing and Jiang Dengyun are both first-class sons, with even bones and cheerful eyebrows, not to mention that people rely on clothes and horses to rely on saddles, and they are wearing well-cut and elegant robes, which are more and more elegant.
However, at this moment, all the attention of the two girls was focused on Xu Hao, seeing that he was handsome and much burly, and because of his height, he still looked thin and behaved with a dignified demeanor. Because of Xu Hao's reputation, the sisters were careful with their livers thumping and admiring each other.
Xu Hao got up and said politely: "I have long admired Fangming, I hate to see each other on the night, the two younger sisters, please sit." ”
The two hurriedly walked a few steps, and Ying Ying bowed down and said: "Tonight, I have to see my brother Fengya, and the foolish sisters are lucky to have three lives." ”
Jiang Dengyun said with a smile: "There is no one on the boat, sister, you have always been good at singing." Sing us a tune. ”
Zhu Luozhu clapped his hands and said, "It's very good, I can make her sing?" ”
Jiang Yaojun glared at his brother, and stared at his cousin without a trace. whispered to Xu Hao: "If my brother asks, my little sister is willing to sing a song." ”
Xu Hao said casually: "You are the daughter of a good family, you don't need to sing any songs, let's just sit down and talk." ”
Jiang Yaojun showed a smile and said, "Brother is not an outsider, so it's okay." The little sister has learned a new set of garden tours, and she sings it to everyone. ”
At the moment, I wish Luozhu to play the flute. Jiang Yaojun let go of her singing voice, her voice was mellow and frustrating, and the words were in the middle of the words. It's as beautiful as flowing water, and it's obviously a lot of hard work.
It is said that although everyone can sing a few lines of songs in ancient times, there are few people in the boudoir who practice singing, and in the final analysis, singing is a ninth-rate industry. Not to mention singing it to outsiders. Piano, chess, calligraphy and painting do not include singing, but are the specialty of prostitutes. And the Jiang family can't help their daughter practice singing, which shows that it is an enlightened family.
Zhu Boqing's heart was tied to his cousin, and he praised it without a mouth, Xu Hao also cheered loudly, Jiang Dengyun smiling at his sister with a smile, making Jiang Yaojun ashamed.
"Sister has worked hard, please cheer this toast." Zhu Boqing poured a full glass of water and wine. Delivered in person to the beautiful woman.
Suddenly, a clipper flew down from the upstream, and six oars were swinging fast. I couldn't dodge and touched the tail end of the painting boat.
With a bang, the entire hull shook violently, crackling, and the utensils on the boat smashed to the ground, Zhu Boqing quickly threw away the wine cup, and helped the crumbling Jiang Yaojun, while Zhu Luozhu stood alone and almost fell into the water, thanks to the side of the boat
Frightened, Zhu Luozhu's face was as earth-colored, and he knelt on the deck with his knees weak, unable to speak.
Everyone was shocked, Xu Hao's face sank instantly, and a group of sailors' families on the shore jumped on the bow of the boat for the first time, hooked the boat with a penny, and scolded: "Bastard thing, the wide water surface hit my boat, frightened the guests, and the damaged things have to be compensated." ”
The sailors on the opposite ship refused to admit their mistakes, and the two sides scolded and shouted at each other. Zhu Luozhu came back to his senses, got up and looked at Xu Hao cautiously, Jiang Yaojun told Xu Hao's life deeds vividly, and he knew very well not to look at this approachable and incredible, but if he was really angry, even the prefect of Hangzhou would have to walk around.
Zhu Luozhu took a breath and said, "My heart is jumping up and down, if I wasn't protected by the window, I would have to eat a few mouthfuls of lake water, and it would be very reckless to come to the boat." ”
Jiang Yaojun blushed and gently broke free from his cousin's embrace, and said with a smile: "You don't even want to eat tea all day, this time you will have to eat water, and you may spit out a live fish." ”
"I'm scared to death, and you're here to make fun of people." Zhu Luozhu huffed, "God has eyes, wait a while to get you into the water, and let me laugh." ”
Jiang Yaojun said: "I like to eat tea, I don't need to eat water, it's not better than you who don't want to eat tea." ”
The joke between the two girls caused everyone to laugh, and the atmosphere eased down. The boatman and the others were just about to come to the ship together, when they saw a young man in fancy clothes walking out of the cabin, and several family members stood behind him.
The young man spoke in a Beijing accent and said, "Don't make trouble, what's worth touching something?" It is rationed to you. The people on my boat were careless, but your boat is also very ignorant when lying in the river. ”
After speaking, he shouted at the sailors on both sides not to scold, and the painting boat saw that the people were very angry, and gradually did not dare to speak.
Zhu Boqing turned his back at first, turned around when he heard the voice, and the young man smiled and said: "Who am I, it turns out to be Brother Boqing, and my family can't make a joke." ”
How is he? Zhu Boqing saw that Liu Yun, who had a bad reputation, and could only say hello.
Liu Yun was waiting for this moment, and was just about to come over directly, but unconsciously gathered around more than a dozen clippers, the people on the boat were holding swords, and without saying a word, they threw out more than a dozen hook locks, firmly hooking the boat.
"Ahh Liu Yun was taken aback, how could he dare to ask in the face of the bright blade? The others had to be intimidated, too.
However, everyone here knows that since the ship was opened, there have been many ships around to follow and protect, and it is known that there are distinguished guests on the ship, and everyone is very happy when they find that the person responsible for the accident does not dare to speak.
Zhu Luozhu secretly looked at Xu Hao who was sitting on the side, and saw that he shook his head slightly, and sure enough, those clippers quickly retracted their hooks and locks, and scattered away, secretly sighing that it was one person under ten thousand people. How nice would it be if you could marry him? Jiang Yaojun has an expression that should be like this, she knows that Xu Hao's family has a beautiful wife, and there is no shortage of stunning beauties around her. I didn't have any other ideas.
Here Liu Yun secretly scolded the Zhu family for being really magnificent, the old man Zhu is gone, and there are so many subordinate thugs, if it weren't for the beauty on the boat, I would impeach you tomorrow The Zhu family is dead.
Without waiting for the invitation, Liu Yun stepped over the boat and walked into the cabin in a few steps to greet everyone. Zhu Boqing and Jiang Dengyun returned the salute, and Xu Hao also stood up.
The second daughter couldn't dodge, so she had to shout hello. Liu Yun nodded with a smile and exchanged their names, Jiang Dengyun knew that it was Liu Yun, and some people said that he was not a good official. I don't want to. reluctantly exchanged a few words with the other party, in fact, Zhu Boqing was not happy, but everyone came, and it was not good to snub people in person.
Who is Liu Yun, Xu Hao doesn't know at all, no matter how big an official is, no matter how big the rich second generation is, what is it in front of him? Although the other party's appearance is a little annoying, it can't compare to the children of the powerful who have no one in the eyes of the capital, and the cockfighting lackeys take picking provocations and finding trouble as their own responsibility, right? After getting along all these years, even if it was a dick in the previous life. Now Xu Hao is also used to it, this is the so-called ass determines the position.
Liu Yun used a little skill and got on the boat. He instructed his family to fetch ten taels of silver to compensate for the loss of the ship, and the sailors rejoiced.
Zhu Boqing was secretly surprised, and said in his heart that Liu Yun is usually greedy for money, and it is rare to be so generous today.
Liu Yun said with a smile: "You are very happy today, and you have brought one of the best celebrities in Hangzhou, which makes me envious." ”
As soon as these words came out, they immediately offended the two girls, and Zhu Boqing hurriedly explained: "These are my two sisters, don't insult them." ”
Liu Yun was dumbfounded, she thought that the beauty was a Peugeot prostitute, and it was not difficult to spend money to get close, but who knew that it was a serious lady's daughter, so she hurriedly apologized and asked about her identity, and sighed after learning Jiang Yaojun's origin, the official eunuch family definitely didn't expect to get it, but Zhu Luozhu might be able to be accepted as a concubine.
"I am fortunate to meet the two young ladies and three lives, if I don't give up, the younger brother will accompany me to talk, otherwise I will leave." Liu Yun said it nicely, but his body was motionless.
Zhu Boqing and Jiang Dengyun couldn't answer him, and they looked at Xu Hao in unison, Xu Hao said: "It's not early, let's invite Brother Liu another day." ”
"What's the matter? Brother Zhu is a friend of the younger brother, although the two sons are the first time to meet, but they have admired the name for a long time, and today they are like old friends. After Liu Yun finished speaking, he smiled, "Brother and others are not outside, the younger brother is willing to accompany everyone to get together, and someone will bring all the high-quality wine and food in the boat, and then invite Master Tian to come and sit together, saying that all my best friends are on this boat." ”
Seeing that he salivated and refused to leave, it was inconvenient for him to refuse directly, and soon his family quickly removed the scraps and moved over a table of wine and banquet, because Xu Hao's identity was sensitive, the four brothers and sisters were very smart to invite Liu Yun to sit together.
Liu Yun became an official in the end, and vaguely realized that only Xu Hao, who didn't know the details, was not trivial, and his every move was definitely not an ordinary person, so he insisted on refusing.
Xu Hao didn't bother to pay attention to these details, sat directly on the main seat, and said, "The two younger sisters sit on my left and right, and the three of you sit opposite." ”
Zhu Boqing sat on the side close to Jiang Yaojun first, and Liu Yunxin said Who is this kid? Could it be a child of the Xu family in Jinling? Otherwise, where would such a big shelf come from?
Thinking about Liu Yun sitting opposite Xu Hao, without waiting for Jiang Dengyun to take a seat, a middle-aged literati about forty years old came in, born with roe deer heads and rat eyes, eight-character beard, wearing a new dress, pretending to be Si Siwenwen, and bowing deeply to everyone with a smile.
Liu Yun introduced: "This is Brother Tian Wenhai, a little brother's friend, and he is very interesting. ”
Tian Wenhai bowed and said: "The audience is full of noble sons, young lady, who is Wenhai, you have to attach the tail, and I have a great honor!" ”
The appearance is not pleasant, and the words are also very vulgar, You Jue is annoyed, everyone snorts in their noses, and it seems that it should not be. The second daughter is reluctant, where is she willing to sit with a middle-aged man? At the moment, he looked at Xu Hao for help.
However, Xu Hao didn't take it seriously, it was not a big deal for him to sit at the same table with men and women, and besides, they were not their own family, so they had no words.
In this way, Tian Wenhai sat together, and Liu Yun was very happy to be close to the beauty, squinting his eyes, and teasing the two of them from time to time. Zhu Luozhu has never liked to talk much, Jiang Yaojun is a fast-talker, but he is tired of him in his heart, and his face is cold.
Liu Yun saw that the audience was unhappy, and he rolled his eyes and said: "Little brother has a fresh order, why don't you go and be more lively than dumb wine." ”
As a landlord, Zhu Boqing was the first to echo: "It's okay, but I want to ask what the new order is?" ”
Liu Yunman ate a lot of wine and said: "It's a word splitting order, say a word in detail, add a small vertical into a word, add a large vertical into a word, skim it and add two verticals to change it into a word." To say before and after the contact is interesting, but also to rhyme, will not say and say wrong, fine three glasses of wine, tell a joke. Let's start with me. ”
Seeing that everyone didn't speak, Liu Yun said with a smile: "A two-word is written in the middle, add a small vertical to become soil, and add a large vertical to become dry." It's not that there are two parts of rustic, there are two parts that are irrelevant, it is better to add two verticals, but it is a frog in the well to view the sky. ”
Jiang Yaojun pursed his lips when he heard this, and said in a low voice: "It's really appropriate, hum!" (To be continued......)