Everyone said yes, saying that this order was also fresh and chic, Liu Yun was proud, poured a glass of wine in front of Zhu Boqing, and said with a smile: "It's Brother Boqing's turn to say." ”

Zhu Boqing took the wine, thought a little and said: "I am also a two-word word, which was born from Brother Liu's former order, and it is inevitable to plagiarize." In a two-character writing, adding a large vertical is the soil, and adding a small vertical is the work. I don't think it's necessary to divide the soil in two, so it's better to add two verticals and seal the door. ”

Jiang Yaojun sneered, his smiling eyes contained approval, wishing Boqing's heart to bloom immediately, and he did not hesitate to offend Liu Yun of Yushi for Boqing's smile, which is probably the consistent style of a scholar, sitting there with a strong smirk, which made Jiang Yaojun speechless.

Xu Hao had a hunch that it would be unpleasant to make trouble next, which is why he never liked to deal with literati, he was too tired! Even if there is a conflict between the children of the powerful, most of them will be over after a few fights, and there is rarely a situation where they will not die. The literati often choose to forbear for a while, and even wait for more than ten years before they take revenge for the revenge of the year.

At this time, Liu Yun knew that he was talking about himself, so he suppressed the little unhappiness, and had no choice but to applaud everyone, wishing Boqing Jiang Yaojun should be, Jiang Yaojun didn't want to say, and said lightly: "I won't say, eat bar." ”

Zhu Boqing rushed to drink a cup for her, and Liu Yun said, "There is a joke." ”

Jiang Yaojun said expressionlessly: "I'm not good at saying it, let's replace it with three glasses of wine." ”

Liu Yun shook his head and said: "The wine order is as strict as the military order, and it can't be used." ”

Zhu Luozhu looked at Yaojun's face and sank slightly, and said, "Then I'll say it on my behalf." ”

Liu Yun coveted her. smiled: "It's okay, but it doesn't matter if everyone doesn't laugh." ”

Zhu Luozhu ignored him and said directly: "In autumn, the osmanthus flowers are blooming, and a group of soils can smell that there is an ancient temple, the osmanthus tree is big, the flowers are blooming a lot, and tourists from near and far are coming and going. These gentlemen were glad and went to enjoy the fun together.

Sure enough, the tree can be towering, and the fragrance of flowers is fragrant. There was a scholar in the middle, who picked the low place and folded a branch of osmanthus and lowered his head to smell the incense. Unexpectedly, the monk was furious. Said: "Just look at it, don't do it." If you also fold me, there are tens of thousands of people all day long, how many trees in the small temple can withstand climbing? ”

When the soldiers heard this, they became angry. scolded the monk. The anger is still calm. Seeing a urine bucket next to him, he lifted it up and watered a tree, and said hatefully: "You bald." But leave it to those old officials to smell the incense, so as to cheat him out of money. I ruined it with you, but I didn't call you Liu Renxiang, but I told you to keep people smelly! ”

The whole room laughed, and Xu Hao couldn't help but chuckle: "Clever and powerful!" "Hee-hee!" Zhu Luozhu was ecstatic in his heart, and his face was very shy, "The words are indecent, and it is a sin to pollute my brother's ears!" ”

Xu Hao smiled and said: "Can people who eat and drink Lazar avoid vulgarity? Vulgarity and elegance have their own public opinions, and if I want to say it, it is elegant. ”

Liu Yun was so displeased, he didn't care about it for the sake of the beauty, he endured it and chuckled: "The cheap name comes from the mouth of the beauty, although it stinks and smells, I'm afraid that I don't deserve it." ”

Zhu Luozhu kept smiling at Xu Hao, but he was not fake to him, don't turn his face. Liu Yun touched a nail and didn't care, and drank a glass of wine self-deprecatingly.

Further down, it was Xu Hao's turn, Xu Hao reversed his non-participation when he was at home, and said: "If a word is written round, add a big vertical to become a reason, and add a small vertical to become a field." I don't think it's up to me, nor is it called Paradise Field, it's better to add two verticals, and the merits are in people's words. ”

Everyone praised in unison, "Good!" Zhu Luozhuxin said that he was indeed both civil and military, and his reputation was well deserved.

Because Zhu Luozhu said that he had won the lottery for the joke before, he could be empty, and it was Tian Wenhai's turn to go down, Tian Wenhai said: I can't say it because I am a shallow learner in my later years, so I can eat three glasses of wine and tell a joke. ”

ate two glasses in one go, and the third glass of wine was sent to Liu Yun, twisting his nose and saying: "Please ask the eldest master to substitute a glass, is it possible that others have a substitute for wine, and you are unwilling to substitute a glass?" I'm sorry for you. ”

The twisting and twisting woman made a blessing, which caused everyone to laugh and couldn't help it, Xu Hao secretly laughed that he was really a master with eight faces, and I don't know if it was the originator of the master in Jiaxing.

Liu Yun smiled and said: "Don't be numb, I brought you as a father-in-law, but I don't want to make people laugh." He threw his head back and ate the wine.

Jiang Yaojun heard Tian Wenhai deliberately joke that she let people drink on her behalf, her cheeks were red, her face was tender, she sank her face in an instant, turned around and leaned down on the canopy window to look at the lake view.

Here, Tian Wenhai grinned and said: "On the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, the lanterns will be released, and the countrymen will go into the city to play together, and see the lights everywhere, birds, animals, and characters are all colorful and vivid, and they look like they are alive.

The countryman took it seriously and said, "Where in the world are these living treasures?" It's weird, but the belly is bright enough to light up. Then he asked, "How much is it worth?" Others said happily to him: "Ten hangings for a big dollar." ”

The countryman stuck out his tongue and said, "It's so expensive, it's so expensive!" "Just as I was looking at it, suddenly there was a heavy downpour. The families were caught off guard and broke all the lights, revealing the shelves.

The redneck: "Phew! I should have been alive, for I was made of slices. 'Pity us countrymen, a year of hardship, farming and raising chickens and ducks are not so profitable. ’”

When Tian Wenhai said this, he took a breath before continuing, "The chickens and ducks in the real countryside are not as good as the slices. ”

The crowd laughed loudly. Luo Zhu smiled so much that he sprayed the wine on the table, and couldn't help but tears fell, leaning forward and back, like pear blossoms with rain, and willows through the wind, the more charming he felt.

Xu Hao smiled and handed her a silk scarf, and looked deeply at Tian Wenhai, who took himself as a joke, but it was the biggest derogatory term for the master, but he said it very naturally, it can be seen that if he is not a complete villain, he is a shrewd person who does not care about his reputation, anyway, he is not an idle person, and he silently recited Tian Wenhai a few times and kept it in his heart.

"Don't laugh badly." Liu Yun stared at the coquettish state of the beauty at this moment, and couldn't help it, "There is a beautiful person, clear and graceful." ”

Zhu Luozhu was wiping the wine on his body with his head down, and replied casually: "I don't see Zidu, but I see madness." ”

Jiang Dengyun's eyes lit up, and he said with a smile: "Luo Zhu's mouth is faster than a knife, I really have to retreat." "After that. Jiang Dengyun talked about the wine order, "Write a three-character is appropriate, add a large vertical to the main, and add a small vertical to be the king." I don't think you can be the master of three points, nor can you be the king of three Qi, it is better to add two verticals, people say that the day will not be long. ”

At this moment, Jiang Yaojun was interested and remembered the previous hatred, and just about to say it, he laughed again, and reluctantly held back a smile: "Do you know if you write a king character, add a small vertical and it will become five." Add a big vertical and it will be ugly. I don't think you look like Wang Lao Wu at all. It's not like Wang Lao Chou, it's better to add two verticals, but like Tian Laojiu. ”

"It's wonderful, and it's natural." Zhu Boqing hurriedly flattered. Tian Wenhai deliberately said: "Why did the girl scold me clearly? ”

Jiang Yaojun said with a smile: "It's really strange." I'm just saying it out of words. Where in the world is you the only one surnamed Tian? And it's not Line 9. Since I said it wrong, how about punishing me for eating wine and telling a joke? ”

Liu Yun saw that she was as cold as frost, and her face suddenly became smiling. It seems that flowers bloom like peach blossoms, and I can't help but admire in my heart, after all, Master Tian can talk funny, and I can't leave him for a moment wherever I go.

"Great, your joke must be funny." Liu Yun rushed in front of Zhu Boqing's head and echoed.

Jiang Yaojun's beautiful eyes flowed, her face turned red by three points, and she said: "There is a person who is poor and has no way, and he thought to himself: "It is better to go to the capital to be a eunuch, it is noble and easy to make money." ”

When he arrived in Beijing, he bowed to the old eunuch and begged him to take care of everything. The old eunuch sent him to the Great Inner Deacon. One day, the inside sent a message to eat, and this man said, "Long live to eat lunch." The old eunuch shouted: "Don't talk nonsense, long live the imperial meal." ”

One day, he sent a decree to feast all the officials. Again, the man said, "Long live a feast!" The old eunuch said again: "It's wrong, long live the royal banquet." After that, you have to remember, for example, the Great Inner Garden is called the Imperial Garden, and the soldiers who guard it are called the Imperial Foresters, and so on. ”

Only then did this person understand: "No wonder everything in front of the emperor must be called the imperial character, I am also a veteran from now on." On this day, I passed by the gate of the Imperial Garden, and stepped on a foot of, "I hate to scold you for a few words and I'm afraid that it is the emperor's, if you don't see that you are the imperial history, I will scold you." ”

Everyone laughed loudly again, and Zhu Luozhu whispered through Xu Hao: "Sister, it's a little too much." ”

Jiang Yaojun only wants to speak freely, where does he still care about others? Zhu Boqing and Jiang Dengyun knew that it was too mean, and it was not easy to stop it at this time, and it was really funny, everyone hoped that they would just smile and cover up this in the past.

Who knew that Liu Yun was angry when he heard this, his face turned white, and he was about to habitually turn his face and have a seizure, thinking that their family background was extraordinary, and he was afraid that he would not be able to please him, especially this surnamed Xu was probably the Xu family, and no one could offend the Xu family. Besides, I came by myself, not because they invited me, and it was boring to fall out.

Turning his head, he saw Tian Wenhai closing his eyes, shook his head and said, "How can this be reasonable, it is too much." ”

Liu Yun secretly kicked Tian Wenhai, stood up and pretended to smile: "Interesting, interesting!" I should have sat for a while longer and continued to accompany you to have a good time, but the younger brother's family has something important, so I will accompany you another day. ”

The Liu family came in to clean up the mess, and Liu Yun said goodbye to everyone, and everyone saw that he looked bad and sent him to the bow of the boat.

Returning to the cabin, Jiang Dengyun complained to his sister: "Liu Yunyuan is not a good person, he wants to be seated, so he simply perfunctory him for a long time, and he will leave if he is not interested." You two want to be mean to him, this kind of person is the most vindictive, and I am afraid that he will retaliate in the future. ”

Zhu Boqing sighed: "Who knew that I met him when I traveled to the lake today, it was really boring." ”

Jiang Yaojun sneered: "There is no catastrophe to the death, it is I who offended him, but I will clean up after me as an official, and it will not affect the family, and I will not worry about you." ”

"Don't talk about it." Xu Hao, who had been silent, frowned and scolded, "I know that I won't sit idly by, but I join forces to squeeze it, and no matter how clever I am, I throw it into the lake to draft." ”

Everyone stuck out their tongues when they heard this, and Zhu Luozhu smiled: "If it weren't for my brother today, we wouldn't be young and mean to him, and the stakes are still clear." ”

Xu Hao shook his head secretly, even if this kind of thing is in the capital, the children of the powerful will not dare to offend any civil official, God knows what catastrophe Lu Dao will bring to the family? But you laugh at others unscrupulously, don't you know that offending the villain is like a gangrene attached to the bones, and sooner or later you will invite trouble to the door.

Xu Hao has always been cautious in his words and deeds, unless it is necessary, even ordinary people should not be offended, if they are offended, then simply offend to death, speaking of which they are still not deeply involved in the world, and they do not understand the truth that disaster comes from the mouth.

But he said that Liu Yun returned to his ship, and said angrily: "This revenge is not revenge for non-gentlemen, but against them." ”

Tian Wenhai said with a smile: "Why should the lord hurt your body because of this trivial matter, it's just two pampered young ladies, and it's over with a smile." ”

Liu Yun scolded: "Who is not flattering me, but being teased by the two!" I didn't do it at first, but the more they talked, the worse it became. If it is said to hinder their face, this is even more nonsense, then Xu Hao, I don't blame him, he didn't ridicule me from beginning to end, but Zhu Boqing and Jiang Dengyun looked cold, as if they had a seventeen or eighteen grades.

I saw behind my back that Yaojun was a person surnamed Zhu, and Luozhu was a person surnamed Jiang nine times out of ten. Yes! I can't be angry with your family, I don't believe that you don't mess with your sister, and then I will have to have a bad breath. That Xu Hao is irrelevant, Xu Hao? Hey! Ah! (To be continued......)