Saturday's drunken gold fans make people happy, and Sunday's wind and snow moon are even more intoxicating and lingering, but after all, the three thousand prosperity is just a passing cloud, the night is bright, the flowers are gone, and the ruthless Monday is dressed up to reign in the world.

The first lesson in the morning, the history of modern warfare.

The Hualong Empire has ruled for nearly a thousand years, and has experienced countless rebellions and rebellions, but it has always stood tall and has not experienced a change of dynasty.

There has been no change of dynasty in the past 1,000 years, and it is conceivable how complete the almanac records are, with only one class per week, and if you want to study the history of imperial wars in a complete and systematic way, it is possible to take three years, so the middle school attached to the military academy only focuses on learning the history of modern warfare after the emergence of firearms.

Zhuge Dafu on the podium stood with his hands in his hands, talking eloquently, he didn't turn over the textbook from beginning to end, but he was able to memorize the chronology of modern war history backwards, a boy who was only sixteen years old, actually had so many things in his stomach, Bailu couldn't help but secretly speak.

But it is such a talented young man, whose edge was completely covered by another teenager, causing the world to only know the wind, but not Dafu, a humble young man who has been deliberately covering up the edge, has stolen the limelight of a deliberately sharp and unruly young man, and the degree of evil of Zhuge Lifeng is self-evident.

There is also the current first place in the freshman Long Yuan, who is obviously a sixteen-year-old boy, but gives people the feeling of a forty-year-old uncle, calm and relaxed, flat and stable, the old saying has clouds, the chest is thunderous and the face is like a peaceful lake, Long Yuan is a scheming city unfathomable teenager, this kind of person is suitable for being handsome, just like some people are obviously a belly of male thieves and prostitutes, but they can pretend to be moral gentlemen, and people can't see a trace of flaws, just think about how terrible this kind of person is.

In addition, Dongfang Xiaoyao, who generously gave the beggar a sports car, was a wise and foolish teenager, the fourth and fifth Yin Eagle boy Ouyang Kuzhu and a pair of purple-eyed dogs, they were extremely low-key and mysterious, making people imperceptible to the depth, and finally Shangguan Jing with a dragon spear and Situ Lingfeng with a golden hammer, they are not fuel-efficient lamps.

These geniuses in Class A and Class B are just the tip of the iceberg in the middle school attached to the Military Academy, and there are many talents in other classes who have not shown their talents, and the middle school attached to the Military Academy can be said to be full of demons, Bailu turned his head and looked at the mentally handicapped trio who were sleeping soundly on the desk, and shook his head helplessly, there were god-like opponents everywhere, but let him put a few pig-like teammates on the table.

It's so desperate.

More than two months later, if nothing else, the mentally handicapped trio has no hope of being promoted to change classes, unless they don't take the arts and sciences comprehensive, Xiong Daxiong Er may be able to get high scores in the military comprehensive subjects with his natural divine power, but according to the current class time analysis, the arts and sciences comprehensive is obviously heavier than the military comprehensive, and the arts and sciences comprehensive must be a compulsory subject in the placement test.

As long as the examination of literature and science, with Xiong Daxiong Er's IQ will definitely die, Li Mabi's IQ is actually not low, but he has no intention of learning, and most of the time is put on girls, and the teenager who hides in the bed every night and plays a flashlight to study the 'nameless cheats' is already difficult to save.

Having said that, he himself seems to be a little hanging, Zhuge Dafu's class is too boring, it is difficult for people to listen, no, he was distracted by accident, Bailu yawned, and said lazily: "Okay, Dafu, let's talk about this today." ”

Zhuge Dafu raised his eyebrows, and said with a smile: "Can't listen?" That's how all my teachers teach, and I've been listening to them for 12 years. ”

"Twelve years of listening? You're not crazy? ”

"Fortunately, I didn't listen to it at first, but then I was able to listen to it suddenly."

"How is that possible?"

Zhuge Dafu said quietly: "There is nothing impossible, the edge of the sword is sharpened, the fragrance of plum blossoms comes from the bitter cold, and the jade is not cut into a ......."

Bailu waved his hand and interrupted: "Talking about people." ”

"My father's belt is cowhide."

“(⊙_⊙)”

While the two were talking, the foreman teacher of Class Z Shenlong came out of nowhere, entered the classroom through the back door, and woke up the mentally handicapped trio.

"Hello classmates." The drunken Shadowless smiled and said hello, grabbed the messy golden retriever, and announced: "I just came here to tell you something, this weekend is the Wanqing Festival, the school is going to hold a Wanqing party, and each class is required to come up with a program." ”

"Can we not participate?"

Shadowless noncommittal smile: "The party will select the first, second and third prizes of the program, the first place will have a bonus of 5,000 yuan, the second place will have a bonus of 3,000 yuan, and the third place will have a bonus of 1,000 yuan. ”

Shadowless is like a gust of wind, disappearing in the blink of an eye, I heard that there is money? The eyes of Bailu and the others all lit up.

There are few people in their class, five people perform a show together, if they get the first place, each person can get a thousand yuan, in exchange for a class with more people, such as LMNO four classes, they have 160 people in a class, if they perform a show together, even if they get the first place, the money each person gets is enough to buy a piece of soap.

Li Mabi looked at the eldest brother in the lead and asked, "Xiaobai, are we going to participate?" ”

"Of course."

Zhuge Dafu said calmly: "Twenty-six classes, which means at least twenty-six programs, in order to grab the ranking and get the bonus, everyone will definitely work hard, it is not easy for us to stand out, do you have any talent shows that you can handle?" ”

Li Mabi was shocked, and said proudly: "I can sing." ”

"Say a few words."

"Ahem...... Li Mabi cleared his throat and began to sing: "Lalala, lalala, the heavy rain is coming......"

"Pull your sister?" Bailu had a poisoned expression and said fiercely: "The five tones are not complete and still singing, Xiong Da, Xiong Er, you pull this kid out and beat him to death." ”

“-_-!”

Zhuge Dafu said without saltiness: "It's a pity to be killed, it's better to use waste, I think it's better to let him perform a nail board, or break a boulder in his chest or something, maybe he can win by surprise." ”

"Surprise win?" Bailu's eyes flashed, glanced at Li Mabi, and said seriously: "It's so happily decided, Mabi, you can perform the chest crushing boulder." ”

"Get out!"

"If you don't want to perform a chest crushing boulder, then dance a striptease."

Zhuge Dafu snorted coldly: "Xiaobai, do you think anyone will watch him dance a striptease?" ”

Bailu thought for a while, and made a small face: "Also, it's annoying to look at it without taking off your clothes, and it may be even more troublesome to look at it when you take off your clothes." ”

“-_-!”

In order to get the bonus of the party, it is necessary to prepare a program that can be handled, and for this reason, Bailu and others launched a heated discussion......