Chapter 37: Before the Celebration (2)
Neither as evil as Monday, nor as pleasing as Saturday, this is a Wednesday that is not good, not bad, not rich, not thrifty, not salty, not cold, not hot, not tepid, not embarrassing, not embarrassing, with a little fresh Wednesday.
Migratory birds that migrate from the north fly through the sky from time to time, sometimes in an S-shape, and sometimes in a B-shape......
The five teenagers in class Z held the duplex bow, lying together on the haystack of arrows in a daze, they had been thinking about it for two days, but they still couldn't make up their minds about the performance program of the Wanqing Festival, and the other classes had already begun to rehearse intensively, and they were still undecided.
Zhuge Dafu can be described as full of economy, knows astronomy, knows geography, but doesn't know a little song and dance instrumental music, Li Mabi is even more bullshit, others want money when they sing, he wants money when he sings, and he wants to die, but he is unwilling to sacrifice the little self, complete the big self, and he is unwilling to perform the chest broken boulder, the two giant pandas will eat and sell cute, and the performance program seems to be unexpected.
He was originally the only person in class Z who could sing and dance, but that was before, and now he finds that he can't dance at all, and he clearly imprints every dance move in his mind, but there is no way to connect them into a dance.
Bailu is at a loss, seeing that the Wanqing Festival is approaching day by day, what should I do?
"Daifuku."
"What?"
Bailu had a small face: "I thought about it carefully, and I think that with the good looks of the two of us, if we dance a striptease, we will definitely be able to win by surprise." ”
“-_-!”
"Is the show so set? I'll guess the boxing with you, whoever loses will go on stage and dance a striptease. ”
Zhuge Dafu was very disgusted: "Get out!" ”
Obviously, they are all high-value groups, why don't they have a common language? It's really tearing up my sister, how can we play happily together in the future? Bailu sighed and silently watched a flock of geese fly by in the sky.
Suddenly, there was a damp heat in the cheeks, was it raining? Wait, how can rain be hot? Bailu jumped up like a burning buttocks, wiped his face, and found that it was really bird droppings, damn flat-haired beasts, and he was flying on Tai Sui's head again and again, and the prince of Ma was not powerful, are you the land lord when I am the land?
"Mabi, give me an arrow."
"What are you going to do?"
The white deer was like an angry little rooster, yelling, "Damn, there's a wild goose that poops on my face, I'm going to shoot it." ”
Li Mabi covered his mouth and snickered: "Xiaobai, I found that you are very close to the dung. ”
"Less nonsense, arrows."
Zhuge Dafu glanced into the distance and said faintly: "There is an old man sweeping the floor in the martial arts field, you be careful, don't shoot others." ”
"I'm shooting into the sky, how can I shoot him?"
Zhuge Dafu complained: "No matter where you shoot, you may shoot him, I see that you have been shooting for almost a class, you can aim at Xiong Da and shoot Li Mabi, who is ten meters away from him." ”
"Exaggerated."
Bailu snorted unconvinced, loaded his bow with arrows, the bowstring was full, and he shot an arrow aimed at the flock of geese that had already flown away, huh! The arrow from the string shot out, and a trace of the sound of breaking the sky could be heard in the darkness......
Woohoo! With a scream, a UFO was shot down.
“-_-!”
After the five people looked at each other, they hurriedly ran to check the UFO shot down by the white deer, and when they came to the place where the UFO landed, they found that it was a huge bird, nearly twenty catties by sight, very delicious?
"Wow! It's a big goose. ”
"Pig!" Zhuge Dafu knocked on Li Mabi's head and said in a deep voice: "This is a black swan. ”
"Swans?" Bailu cautiously stepped forward to pick up the swan that was still alive, and pulled out the sharp arrow that passed through its chest and abdomen, "Goose goose, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, I'll save you now." ”
After Bailu pressed to stop the bleeding and cardiopulmonary resuscitation, in less than a minute, the swan that could still be alive and kicking was completely dead......
"Xiaobai, you seem to have saved it alive?"
“-_-!”
"What happened? What are you doing in a circle? ”
Bailu heard the sound and showed a helpless face, here again, every time a moth comes out, there will always be no night, she really has a little suspicion of a broom star, every time she encounters bad luck, it seems that there is her figure nearby, think about it, last night in the lake bath, because it was a little shivering from the cold, he accidentally stepped on the soap and fell into the lake, it must be that he missed him at home all night, what a cute little broom star, for the sake of the world, we must marry her home as soon as possible, and we can't let her hurt people everywhere anymore.
Bailu squatted down and hid the dead swan behind him, and when Wuye approached, he squeezed out a bright smile: "Xiao Ye." ”
"What's behind you?"
Bailu made a small face: "Of course I have an ass behind me." ”
“-_-!”
Wuye strode forward, grabbed Bailu's pigtail, pulled him up, kicked the dead swan with his foot, and asked, "What is this?" ”
As if he had just discovered a new world, Bailu looked at the dead swan under his feet in amazement, and said in surprise: "Huh! How can there be a dead swan? ”
Wuye rolled his eyes, tugged at his pigtails hard, and said coldly, "You can continue to act." ”
Bailu tilted towards Wuye and begged for mercy: "Xiaoye, I was wrong, this is when I was practicing archery, I accidentally shot it down, I didn't mean it." ”
"Really?"
"Really, you have to trust me."
Wuye found that there was indeed a bloodstained arrow next to the dead swan, thinking of Bailu's magical arrows, she loosened Bailu's pigtails, and said angrily: "As far as your archery breaking skills are concerned, how can you shoot if you are deliberate?" ”
Bailu rubbed the back of his head, smiled dryly and said, "You still know me." ”
Wu Yeqiao's face sank, and he said seriously: "Since you didn't mean it, I won't pursue it, but swans are very cherished migratory birds, and it is illegal to shoot them, so you must remember that you must not shoot them in the future." ”
"Got it, got it."
"It's good to know, so what are you going to do with it?"
The giant panda brothers stared at the dead swan on the ground, salivating, without raising their heads, and said in unison: "Eat!" ”
“-_-!”
"What to eat? What to eat? What else do you do but eat? Bailu jumped up, gave Xiong Daxiong Er an iron sand slap to each of them, and said indignantly: "The swan is a very cherished migratory bird, we accidentally killed it by mistake, it is already a very big sin, how can we eat it?" We're going to bury it, got it? ”
The giant panda brother lowered his head aggrievedly: "Oh." ”
Wuye showed a satisfied expression: "After class, you will bury it, remember to bury it deeper." ”
Bailu nodded: "We will definitely bury it beautifully." ”
The horn of the end of class also sounded, Bailu picked up the dead swan, surrounded by Xiong Daxiong and others, and left the martial arts arena solemnly, and after seeing them off without a night, he also turned around and left.
Two hours later......
"Xiong Da, add more firewood, we have to roast it over charcoal."
"Hehe, okay."
"Ma Bi, did I let you buy cumin?"
"Bought it, bought it."