Chapter 13: Placement Test (2)

In the stands of the swimming pool in the south area, Bailu Wuye is shouting and cheering for the boys who are taking the exam, from a distance, they look like a loving couple, the woman holds the lunch box, and from time to time will send the food into the man's mouth, which is so crooked that it gives people goosebumps, and all the single dogs within a radius of five hundred miles have been abused to death by them.

The truth is......

Wuye grabbed Bailu's collar and threatened: "Hurry up and swallow it, there is only one last one left." ”

As soon as the tearful Bailu swallowed the food in his mouth, Wuye immediately pinched his mouth open and forcibly stuffed the last spicy lion head into his mouth......

It's so numb that it makes people collapse, it's so spicy that it makes people crazy, she buys a spicy lion's head for breakfast early in the morning, or a person who can't eat spicy food at all, and if she doesn't eat it, she has to be forced to stuff it, so you have to wonder if she wants to murder? But what can be done? The woman she provoked could only persist while crying.

After another group of students finished the exam, the teacher on the rostrum announced: "The next group of students in the first pool, please prepare, Li Wei in the first lane ......"

Wuye looked at the big screen of the first pool, and said faintly: "Li Wei of the first lane should win the first result." ”

Bailu blinked: "How do you know?" ”

"He was the champion of the National Junior Swimming Championships and was nicknamed the White Shark in the Waves."

I saw that on the big screen, after Li Wei moved his hands and feet, he did a set of handstand push-ups, and very successfully installed a force with a relatively high difficulty coefficient.

Ready, a gunshot rang out, and the white shark in the first wave made a professional entry into the water, and after five or six meters out, it began to move forward rapidly in freestyle, and suddenly threw off the other students in a few positions, like a broken chrysanthemum, unstoppable.

The white shark in the waves is indeed as fierce as a shark, he swims with strength, he swims with skill, he swims out of height, he swims out of shorts......

Shorts? The boy in the stands burst out laughing, this is the legendary white buttocks in the waves? It was really blind, but the person didn't know it, until he turned back and found a suspicious pair of shorts floating in his swimming lane, and when he pulled it out, he realized that the swimming trunks were gone.

Shame and courage, shame did not make him lose his mind, nor did he be discouraged, he swam faster and faster, and gradually won a round of applause from the stands.

The teachers on the rostrum couldn't help but joke: "Bark! The white-hipped youngster in lane 1 is just one step away from the finish line. ”

At the end of the exam, Li Wei really won the first place as Wuye said, and broke his own personal fastest record, swam away the shorts, but broke the record, this is called Sai Weng lost his horse, but he didn't know if it was a blessing, but the nickname of the white shark in the waves may be about to become the white buttocks in the waves.

Horses have stumbled, people have missed, it is quite normal, this is just a small episode in the exam, the exam is still going on, the exam has to swim 500 meters, a large number of landlubbers abandon the exam, many poor physical strength swim to the middle of the mouth foaming at the mouth to give up the exam, a large number of abandonment of the exam so that the time progress is much faster than expected.

It didn't come to the morning, and in a blink of an eye, it was already the last few sets of exams, I thought that I would not be able to take the exam until the afternoon, but I didn't expect to be able to take the exam in the morning, Bailu came to the swimming pool and began to prepare for the exercise, he is the seventh lane of the fourth pool, coincidentally the six and eight next to it are all acquaintances, six Li Mabi, and eight Zhuge Dafu.

When Bailu moved his hands and feet to warm up, Li Mabi came over, glanced at him with a dead man's gaze, sighed silently, didn't say anything, and began to warm up.

Bailu looked inexplicable: "Ma Bi, what's wrong with you?" How strange is the look in my eyes? ”

Li Mabi sighed again, and said earnestly: "Xiaobai, your temperament should be changed, don't soak when you see a girl, one day you will die on a woman." ”

Bailu tilted his head and said, "It's better for me to die on a woman than for you to die at your own hands, right?" ”

“-_-!”

After a few seconds of silence, Li Ma Bicai snorted indignantly: "The Tao is not the same. ”

Bailu said regretfully: "I didn't expect you to be no longer interested in girls, I originally wanted to introduce you to a girl." ”

"Brother, I was wrong."

When the two were discussing the issue of the sister, Zhuge Dafu walked over leisurely, without saying a word, and started the activity to warm up leisurely, the biting dog did not bark, Li Mabi's eyelids jumped, and he silently peeped at Zhuge Dafu, for fear that he would suddenly burst out and be unfavorable to Bailu, but he only wore a pair of swimming trunks, where was the murder weapon hidden?

The hatred of taking his wife, this is a sea of blood feud, both sides are classmates and friends, the palms and backs of the hands are meat, which side do you want to help? Blocking the knife or mending the knife is just a thought, it doesn't matter if Bailu dies by himself, but what about the girl he promised to introduce?

"Ma Bi, what are you staring at Daifuku's swimming trunks all the time?"

Li Mabi looked back at Bailu and said faintly: "Xiaobai, while you still have a breath now, introduce the girl to me first, right?" ”

"Which eye of yours saw that I only had one breath left?"

"There are unforeseen circumstances in the sky, people have good and bad luck, can you swim? Maybe you won't be able to come up if you go down. ”

Bailu asked rhetorically: "Then will you?" ”

Li Mabi said proudly: "You also saw it just now that the dragon in the water is not only good in water, but the focus is on ......."

"Ass white?"

Li Mabi jumped to his feet and said: "I want to say that the water is good, the swimming skills are better, do you know the ten essentials of swimming?" ”

"I don't know."

"The first thing about swimming is to warm up, and the second is to get used to the water temperature."

Li Mabi walked to the edge of the pool, put his feet into the water, the edge of the pool was too slippery, he accidentally slipped into the pool, after entering the water, Li Mabi waved his hands, gulped the water, and slowly sank, puff, a lot of bubbles......

After observing carefully for a while, Bailu made a small face: "Does it depend on drinking to adapt to the water temperature?" ”

Zhuge Dafu touched his chin and calmly analyzed: "According to my observation, he seems to be drowning, what do you think?" ”

"Heroes see the same thing."

Only then did the two shout: "Teacher, teacher, there are landlubbers falling into the water here, come and salvage them." ”

Li Mabi was still alive when he was fished up, but he just drank a stomach full of water, which was not a big problem, but for the sake of safety, the teacher still sent him to the school infirmary, and he also abandoned the exam.

Soon, the last group of exams began, due to Li Mabi's previous experience, Bailu and Zhuge Dafu, who are not good at water, both put on cute duckling swimming rings, a gunshot sounded, the two slowly jumped into the water, one, two, three, four, five all tried to swim first, and they ......

"Daifuku, give me soap."

"Here you go."

The water temperature is just right, the two of them are soaking in the water with a comfortable face, and the old god Bailu is smearing soap, are they taking a bath? The nightless anger in the stands was thunderous......