Chapter 14: Placement Test (3)
At the end of the swimming test, due to the excessive number of new students who abandoned the test, and most of them were landlubbers, for the sake of fairness, the school decided to let the landlubbers take another physical fitness test, and Bailu and Zhuge Dafu were also included in the ranks of landlubbers.
At twelve o'clock at noon, after lunch, Bailu and Zhuge Dafu walked to the campus hospital, the physical fitness test was not held until two o'clock in the afternoon, and they planned to visit the unlucky child who drank a belly of water.
The campus hospital is a beautiful castle, the ward is more beautiful than the luxury suites of a five-star hotel, as soon as the two of them entered the door, they found Li Mabi lying on the hospital bed, and a beautiful nurse sister was measuring his heart rate and blood pressure.
When I fished it up, it was still alive, how can I look like a salted fish now? Zhuge Dafu's eyes were full of suspicion, and he said lightly: "Ma Bi, are you okay?" ”
Li Mabi glanced at the two of them weakly: "You are here?" ”
Bailu nodded, with a tiger face: "I'm sorry, we were in a hurry and forgot to bring incense candles." ”
“-_-!”
Zhuge Dafu's cold face had a hint of apology: "It's true that we are not good at etiquette, and the next time we sweep the tomb, we will bring a little more dark coins." ”
The nurse sister glanced at the two cute little poisonous tongues and said with a smile: "He's sick, don't tease him." ”
Li Mabi wrote on his face: "Yes! I'm so sick, you're still in the mood for a joke. ”
"Is it really serious?"
"Nonsense."
Bailu walked to the side of the bed and said sadly, "Can you still get up?" I'll take you to the brothel now. ”
“-_-!”
"Little villain!" The nurse sister who had taken her blood pressure sneered, and before leaving, she pinched Bailu's cute little face.
As soon as the beautiful nurse sister walked on the front foot, Li Mabi jumped up on the back foot, and said fiercely: "You two dead ruffians, my beautiful nurse sister was scared away by you." ”
Bailu ate a pound: "Wow! Deceived corpses. ”
Li Mabi's face was black: "I'm very good, don't treat me as a dead person." ”
"It's so good, why are you staying in the hospital?"
"Are you a pig?" Li Mabi strongly disdainful: "I eat well here, live well, and have a beautiful nurse sister to accompany me, why should I go back to sleep on the grass of the stadium." ”
Zhuge Dafu looked shocked: "It seems that your brain has really entered the water, and you have become so smart." ”
"Why doesn't I sound like a compliment?"
"You're good to go."
Li Mabi snorted: "Forget it, I'm already smart, but you are stupid and can't see it." ”
Bailu pursed his lips, turned around and walked to the door, and threatened: "Believe it or not, I'll go and report you now?" ”
"Brother, I was wrong."
Bailu turned back again, with a smile like a spring breeze on his face, his fingers rubbed quickly, and he said jokingly: "You know? ”
Li Mabi is very single: "There is no money, how about I tell you the name of the nurse sister just now?" ”
"What do I want her name for?"
"It's convenient to soak her."
Bailu was inexplicable: "Why should I soak her?" ”
Li Mabi digs and picks his nostrils: "Didn't you catch someone and soak someone?" ”
"I'm not a beast."
"Only a beast would think it's not a beast."
Seems reasonable? Bailu raised his little face: "But I don't like her." ”
Li Mabi was surprised: "Don't you like beautiful sisters?" ”
"She doesn't have a figure, I prefer long-legged and big butts like Xiaoye...... Oh! ”
Bailu covered his head with his hands like a child and screamed in pain, and then turned around in horror, sure enough! Wuye, who is always elusive, is standing behind him, with willow eyebrows, apricot eyes, and a pretty face full of evil.
"Saya."
After Li Mabi was stunned for two seconds, he lay back on the bed like lightning, changed back to his previous dying appearance, and Wuyemei's eyes rolled white, and he said coldly: "Li Mabi, weren't you quite alive just now?" ”
"I just came back to the light."
"I'll count to three, and if you don't get up, I'll hit you until you really come back."
Before Wuye began to count, Li Mabi had already gotten up with a grunt, and secretly glared at Bailu, blaming him for nothing to attract the female evil star.
"It's a little bit past now, and I'm going to have a physical fitness test later, don't you two know? And let me look for you everywhere? After teaching the two handsome ones without night, he glanced at the strange-looking ones with cold eyes, "And you, Li Mabi, you also have to take the test together." ”
"Teacher, I'm a patient."
Wuye Fan said gloomily: "I asked the doctor just now, and she said that there is nothing wrong with your body, you have eaten three bowls of lunch, and you were still alive just now, but now you want to pretend to be sick?" The skin is itchy again, isn't it? ”
"Don't dare."
"You guys go to the exam now, it's almost time."
The three unlucky children left the ward in a gloomy manner, followed by Wuye with his hands on his shoulders, and found that Bailu's eyes were always glancing at the passing nurses, she was angry for no reason, and suddenly remembered something, while no one was paying attention, she touched her buttocks with both hands, just a little plump, where is it? Bastard!
Outside the hospital, Wuye drove the cute rabbit car again, after Bailu resigned himself to the car, he fastened his seat belt in a slippery way, and the two people who did not know the truth of the melon eating were on the thief ship for the first time, and they didn't know the danger at all, and they didn't wear seat belts.
Five minutes later, they arrived at their destination, Wuye and Bailu got out of the car first, the two unlucky children who were shaken to the ground and had really trembling legs and feet did not get out of the car after a while, how could a frost beauty drive like a female bandit?
Why do you always realize it after it hurts? Why do you always find out the truth after tears?
At a construction site near the north wall of the campus, more than 400 landlubbers that don't know how to water have almost arrived, and all of them look like ducks in July and a half, and the examiner smiled with satisfaction......
Moving bricks, moving a pile of stone bricks into the construction site, this is the upcoming physical fitness test, there is no time limit, as long as you work together to move all the stone bricks, the exam will end, and then score according to the number of people who move.
As soon as the examiner finished announcing the content of the exam, a group of small landlubbers boiled, and the leading duckling Bailu stood up: "We protest, you are using the name of the exam to let students be coolies, and the Education Department will sue you!" ”
“-_-!”
After the instigation of the leading duckling, a group of small landlubbers were immediately excited, seeing that they were about to rebel, Wuye strode forward with a beautiful face, grabbed the pigtails of the white deer and dragged them away, and saw that the leading ducklings were dragged away by the fierce goddess, and a group of small landlubbers were shocked, and suddenly the crows were silent.
After a while, the duckling who took the lead came back, and in a few words, a group of little landlubbers happily followed him to move bricks, not for anything else, just because they could get paid for moving bricks.
Money is not everything, but no money is absolutely impossible, and they have experienced this.
Every freshman enrolled in the middle school attached to the military academy is penniless, but the school bus is charged, the restaurant is charged for adding food and vegetables, and the various shops in the student street also ask for money. If you want to take the school bus, if you want to add food and vegetables, if you want to earn pocket money, then you must rely on your own labor to earn it.
Article 83 of the school rules: There is no free lunch in the world, and people cannot be idle......