Chapter 50: Bailu is discharged from the hospital
Wuye quietly walked to the door of the ward and saw the 'red panda' watching TV with a little face, very well-behaved, too rare.
Sick, finally stop making trouble?
In the morning, I went to the dormitory camp of class Z and found that it was empty, and later found a few boys from class Z in the academy, and then I learned that the red panda was hospitalized for milk poisoning, so she was so frightened that she hurriedly called Chen Qiaoqiao to ask about it.
After repeatedly asking to make sure that the red panda was really okay, she went to class with a trace of guilt, absentmindedly finished two classes in the morning, and after eating at noon, she bought a fruit basket and rushed to the hospital in a hurry.
Luckily, the red panda looks fine, just a little quieter than usual......
Entering the ward without night, Bailu glanced at her.
"Saya."
Bailu said hello and continued to watch the movie, Wuye put down the fruit basket, turned his eyes to the TV, his pretty face flushed, revealing a trace of shame, and thought that the little bastard had become well-behaved, it turned out that he was quietly watching this kind of obscene movie.
A dog is a dog, and the virtue of eating feces cannot be changed for a lifetime.
"The Flower Arrangement" is a very famous movie, and it is also a literary film that can truly be appreciated by both the elegant and the vulgar.
Wuye didn't even want to think about it, grabbed the remote control and went out of the TV directly, Bailu raised his hand to stop: "Don't close, the heroine is about to get off the ......" After feeling a murderous gaze, he changed his words abruptly: "Take off, get out of the fire pit." ”
"Humph!"
The atmosphere was delicate and embarrassing, Bailu coughed lightly twice, and had nothing to say: "Xiaoye, why are you here?" ”
"Of course I came to see if you were dead or not."
Bailu lowered his head and said aggrievedly: "Seriously, Xiaoye, you almost poisoned me." ”
“-_-!”
"Shall we settle the matter?"
Wuye clasped his hands around and said coldly: "Forget it this time, you dare to ...... me again in the future" Thinking about it, he changed his words, "If you dare to do anything to a woman in the future, I will cut off your hand." ”
Bailu sighed and said helplessly: "I said I didn't mean to." ”
Wuye snorted coldly and said disdainfully: "Every lewd thief who is caught saying so. ”
Bai Lu retorted: "If I touched your ass on purpose, I would be stupid enough to pinch it a few more times?" I'm not a pig, I'll be beaten by you anyway, why don't you pinch it a few times? ”
"You, how many more do you want to pinch?" Wu Ye's face was flushed with anger, and he immediately rolled up his sleeves and raised his hand, "You nasty ruffian, I'll kill you." ”
"Hiss......" Bailu suddenly covered his stomach and said with difficulty: "I, my stomach hurts a little." ”
Wuye's pretty face was cloudy, and in the end, she put down her raised hand, stomped her foot, and said indignantly: "I asked the doctor, you can be discharged from the hospital today." ”
Discharge? The ghost was discharged from the hospital, Bailu pretended to be very weak, and said weakly: "I can't be discharged from the hospital today, my stomach still hurts." ”
"Pack less."
"I didn't pretend, it really hurts."
Wuye's eyes narrowed slightly, and the killing intent was awe-inspiring: "If you pretend again, I can make you really have a stomachache." ”
Bailu coughed and changed the subject: "By the way, Xiaoye, have you cleaned up that illegal trader?" ”
"What are you doing with him?" Wuye arrogantly raised his small chin and said with a hint of arrogance: "Do I seem to be the kind of unreasonable person? ”
It's not like, you're an unreasonable woman in the first place!
Bailu didn't dare to say what was in his heart, mainly because he was afraid of being beaten out of his original form, since he knew Miss Wuye, he found that he had learned seventy-two changes, and he had already changed into a zebra, a sika deer, and a red panda, God knows what will happen next time?
Bailu asked very tactfully, "Don't you give a little punishment to the black-hearted traders?" ”
"A small punishment?"
"For example, demolishing his black shop."
Wuye rolled his eyes and said indifferently: "The boss said that it was the supplier's problem, but he has promised to supply me with milk for free for a year." ”
"It's only been a year, what a loss, right? How much milk can you drink in a year? ”
Wuye shrugged his shoulders and said leisurely: "After negotiating last night, I bought a large bottle of essence, and I will soak in a milk bath two or three times a week in the future." ”
“(⊙_⊙)”
It's ruthless! Sure enough, it was the most poisonous woman's heart, Bailu wiped her cold sweat, walked to the fruit basket without night, picked up an apple, and pulled out a fruit knife.
"I'll peel an apple for you."
Faced with a woman with a knife, Bailu could only say, "Okay." ”
Wuye turned on the TV, tuned a program, and slowly peeled the apple while watching the TV, and after a while, it was peeled and handed to Bailu......
"Thank you."
Wuye picked up another apple, continued to peel it, and soon peeled another one, and couldn't help but say, "Eat!" ”
"Thank you, thank you."
Seeing that Wuye picked up another apple, Bailu, who had already eaten two apples, was about to cry, was this woman feeding the elephants?
Bailu found himself unable to refuse a woman, especially one with a knife in her hand.
After eating five apples, Wuye finally stopped, Bailu covered his stomach, wanting to cry without tears, and ate five apples shortly after eating, his stomach was about to explode, what kind of trouble did this woman want?
The two of them watched the TV quietly, and the time passed minute by minute, and after almost two hours, Wuye stood up.
"Alright, you're ready to be discharged."
Bailu looked confused: "Huh? ”
The corners of Wuye's mouth raised, and he said sinisterly: "I've made sure that you're fine, if you still have a problem with your stomach and eat five apples, it's impossible to have nothing to do in two hours." ”
Not good, fooled!
Bailu immediately covered his stomach and pretended to be in pain: "No, my stomach hurts again, I want to go to the toilet." ”
"It's late." Wuye stepped forward and grabbed Bailu's pigtail, and said viciously, "You will be discharged from the hospital with me now." ”
"No."
Wuye pulled Bailu's hair hard: "Can't get out?" ”
"It's just not out."
"It's not out, it's out."
Wuye gave up pulling his hair, and instead grabbed Bailu's ankle, trying to drag him out, but Bailu hugged the bedside frame tightly, and his face was dead: "I won't go out if I die." ”
After the doctors and nurses heard the movement of demolishing the house, they hurriedly came to check and found that a boy was holding the bedside frame, and a woman was pulling his legs desperately.
Could it be that this is the latest game pose this year? Female man pulling a car?
"Come and help me, this little bastard wants to stay in the hospital."
"Okay, okay."
Four or five women worked together, and finally pulled Bailu off the bed, they just breathed a sigh of relief, but Bailu took advantage of their relaxation, and slammed into the bathroom and locked the door.
Wuye kicked the door vigorously and roared, "Little bastard! What kind of man are you hiding in the toilet for me to come out of? ”
"Humph! A manly man, if you can't say it, you won't come out. ”
“-_-!”
A group of doctors and nurses found the bathroom door key, and in the end, Bailu was still pulled out of the hospital by Wuye, and failed to hold the position given to him by the organization.