I was finally admitted to the hospital, so happy......

When night fell, the lights were on, and Bailu was lying alone on the bed of the five-star castle hospital on the campus, enjoying the air conditioning and heating, and watching TV with Erlang's legs crossed, so comfortable.

After drinking the expired milk of the nightless hospitality on an empty stomach, and after having a few diarrheas, Bailu came to the campus hospital with a pale face, and immediately obtained the qualification for free admission, and happiness came too suddenly.

I finally entered the hospital once, I must learn hard from Li Mabi, how long can I rely on it, I won't go out when I die, I don't know if I lost the expired milk in Wuye? Thinking about whether to come back with her, I drank a box from time to time and had a diarrhea, but it turned out that I couldn't pull people to death, just scrape my stomach, and I could come to enjoy a five-star treatment, which felt quite cost-effective.

I don't know which black shop is so bold and dares to sell expired milk to the super hot-tempered Miss Nightless, presumably the black shop has been smashed by the 'tank' now, right? Bai Lu couldn't help but smile when he thought of this.

"Xiaobai."

Bailu, who was silly and happy, raised his head and found that Zhuge Dafu and others were coming at the door of the ward, Li Mabi stepped forward and said sadly: "You are so strong, you are already like this, you can still laugh." ”

Bailu said angrily: "I'm not terminally ill. ”

Feng Shui takes turns, and finally has the opportunity to repay the other in his way, how could Li Ma miss it, his expression became more and more sad: "I'm sorry, we came in a hurry and forgot to buy you incense, candles, and paper money." ”

“-_-!”

Li Mabi glanced back at Zhuge Dafu, who was there with the old god, and said dissatisfiedly: "Brother Mending the Knife, why don't you make up the Knife?" ”

"You think I'm a pig?"

"What do you mean?"

Zhuge Dafu said with great disdain: "Mending the knife depends on who it is, if it's you, it doesn't matter if it's a hundred cuts, you don't dare to touch a cold hair of me, Xiaobai is different, I mend the knife now, and I am likely to be cut by him with a thousand knives when I turn back, are you stupid for me?" ”

A word woke up the person in the dream, let me fart and pee and lose my soul, I was so excited that I accidentally got carried away, forgetting who was the one who made the rules of the game, Li Mabi turned his head mechanically, and found that Bailu was staring at him coldly, his expression was a little ferocious, Li Mabi immediately coaxed: "Brother, I was wrong." ”

Bailu had a small face: "Who did you just say you wanted to buy incense candles?" ”

"Give it to me, give it to me, I bought it for myself......" Li Mabi smiled very flatteringly, knelt on the side of the bed, and thumped Bailu's legs, "Xiaobai, you have been lying for so long, your legs must be tired, I will give you a beating." ”

"Humph! Count you as a kid, and I'll spare you once. ”

"Thank you, brother."

"Be strong."

"Okay, can you see this strength?"

After Zhuge Dafu gave the sycophant a disdainful look, he walked to the closet in the ward, opened it and took out the spare pillow quilt, and threw it to Xiong Daxiong Er one by one.

"What are you doing?"

"We've applied for a companion, and we'll sleep here tonight."

"Escort?" Bailu was very speechless and said, "Which of your eyes sees that I need to be escorted?" ”

Zhuge Dafu shrugged: "Of course we know you don't need to. ”

"Then why are you here to accompany you?"

Li Mabi said pitifully: "Brother! Wouldn't you feel unbearable when you are here alone to enjoy the air conditioning, hot water and TV, while the four of us spend the night in a tent with no water, electricity and no air? ”

Bailu made a small face: "Not at all." ”

“-_-!”

"Aren't you afraid that the teacher of the Commission for Discipline Inspection will remember that you won't return at night?"

Zhuge Dafu shook his head and said: "As long as the application for escort is passed, the registration signature is swiped and the student card is swiped, the hospital's computer will have a record, the school network can find out that we are escorting, and the teacher of the Commission for Discipline Inspection will not remember that we do not return home at night." ”

After pondering for a few seconds, Bailu glanced at Li Mabi, and said in a strange manner: "If we break Ma Bi's leg and let him stay in the hospital for three or five months, and we apply for escort together, do you think this method is feasible?" ”

Zhuge Dafu pinched his chin and echoed very seriously: "This idea seems to be good, in this way, we can enjoy a five-star life for free for a few months, which is definitely a hundred times stronger than living in a broken tent." ”

Li Mabi protested: "Why did you break my leg and not yours? ”

Zhuge Dafu said proudly: "We are loved by everyone, flowers are blooming, the river is flooded, you are unloved, you are a waste of air when you live, a waste of land when you die, who will you sacrifice if you don't sacrifice you?" ”

“-_-!”

Bailu continued: "Last party, if you were willing to sacrifice the small self, complete the big self, and perform the chest crushing boulder, we may have won the first place, for our Z class, how about you sacrifice Ma Bi once?" ”

"Get out!"

The two poisonous tongues were idle and had nothing to do with Li Mabi, and Xiong Da Xiong Er was watching them happily on the side.

After taking a comfortable hot bath, except for Bailu lying on the bed, everyone else found a comfortable corner, each of them had a corner, and talked nonsense while watching TV.

Time passed very quickly, and in the blink of an eye, it was already half past ten in the evening.

The doctor who was doing the rounds came over, it was a young female doctor who had never seen before, she looked okay, and she still held a small notebook for recording in her hand, and most of the people who usually held a small notebook in her hand to record were novice doctors.

The female doctor looked at Bailu's bedside card, and asked while reading, "Bailu, acute gastroenteritis, did you come in today?" ”

"Hmm."

"Is the diet normal?"

"Normal."

"Did you poop today?"

"Yes."

"How many times?"

Bailu said cutely: "It seems like eleven times." ”

"Eleven times?" The female doctor screamed, slapped her forehead as she spoke, and said embarrassedly: "By the way, you are enteritis, is it right to have diarrhea?" ”

"Yes."

"I'll measure your heartbeat and blood pressure......" The female doctor put on a stethoscope, bent down and put a blood pressure belt on Bailu, and after measuring it for a while, she muttered: "The blood pressure is normal, why is the heart rate so fast?" ”

"Sister Doctor?"

"What?"

Bai Lu looked at the female doctor's bent over open chest, and made a tiger face: "You measure my heartbeat like this, it's hard for me to think it's not fast." ”

The female doctor lowered her head according to Bailu's gaze, exclaimed, hurriedly covered her chest, and said with a red face: "You should have no problem, I, I'll go see other patients first." ”

After saying that, the female doctor ran away, and the high heels almost ran away, and when the sound of the high heels was gone, the five boys laughed heartily.

"Xiaobai, you are so powerful, you flirted with the female doctor and ran away."

"Small."

"My admiration for you is like a surging river, endless."

Bailu Longyan Dayue said with satisfaction: "Ma Bi, the kid is really good at sycophancy, if I were the emperor, I would definitely make you the prince." ”

"Thank you." Li Mabi smiled, thought about it wrong, and scolded: "Get out!" You are my son. ”

At eleven o'clock in the evening, the TV line number was cut off, and the hospital also had time to turn off the lights and rest......