Chapter 31: Thousand Years of Killing
The days of eating and waiting for death pass quickly, and in the blink of an eye it is the weekend again, at half past two in the afternoon, the leading eldest brother Bailu led a group of younger brothers to the indoor gym of the martial arts field, as long as they finish the last military comprehensive class, they can go to the basketball hall and wait for dinner.
This is a martial arts class.
The first fighting class of class 26 is still self-study, there is no teacher in class, Zhuge Dafu has a helpless expression on his face, he can still make a cameo appearance as a teacher in the comprehensive class, but he really can't help it in the military comprehensive class, he is just a weak chicken scholar, even if he takes a pig-killing knife, he can't become a butcher, and he can't kill a pig.
They have taken marksmanship, equestrian, swimming, throwing, bow and arrow and other military comprehensive courses before, but all of them are gags, all of them are playing, there is no seriousness, they have not taken a formal military comprehensive class so far, fighting is a top priority course in military schools, if you can't learn martial arts well, the impact is widespread, what should I do?
Do you want to teach them some self-defense techniques? When Bailu was thinking about the same question, Li Mabi was already gearing up and was very active: "Come on, come on, let's learn martial arts, right?" ”
Zhuge Dafu raised his eyebrows and said curiously: "Why did you kid suddenly become positive?" ”
Li Mabi was impassioned: "For the sake of my Iron Fan Princess, I must learn martial arts no matter what." ”
"Why?"
Li Mabi scratched his head and said with a dry smile: "You also know that there are many people chasing her, and if you don't learn martial arts well, if you fight with your rival in the future, I will be killed by others." ”
Zhuge Dafu looked disgusted: "Cowardly!" Are you afraid of a fight if you dare to rob? You haven't been in a fight with anyone before? ”
"Of course I did, I played more than a dozen times in three years of junior high school."
"Wow!" Bailu, who came back to his senses, took a pound: "After so many fights, your father must have lost a lot of medical expenses, right?" ”
Li Mabi pursed his lips and said angrily: "When have you ever seen someone beaten up and pay for medical expenses?" ”
“-_-!”
Zhuge Dafu clapped his hands and said seriously: "Okay, don't talk nonsense, we really need to learn martial arts well, otherwise we won't even be able to get out of school." ”
Bailu and the others all thought so, yesterday they caught the always elusive foreman teacher and begged him to open a release letter to let them go hunting, but Wuying thought that they did not have enough self-protection ability, and refused to accept their application to go out without even thinking about it.
Li Mabi looked at the giant panda brothers who were as tall as the two mountains, and asked with anticipation: "Xiong Da, Xiong Er, you should be good at kung fu, right?" ”
Xiong Daxiong Er nodded in unison, Xiong Dahan smiled and said: "We don't have family kung fu, and what my mother taught us is a relatively simple dragon army to capture the enemy." ”
It turned out to be a mother's boxing? Could it be that Daddy taught weaving? Since these two stupid boys know kung fu, let's take a look first, Bailu smiled and said nothing, Zhuge Dafu snapped his fingers and praised: "Let's learn the dragon army to capture the enemy's fist." ”
Li Mabi urged: "You guys give us a real combat fight first, and see if it's practical, if it's flashy, it's useless to learn." ”
"Little Er, come."
"Okay."
After the brothers said hello, they stood face to face ten steps apart, and then the two of them stomped their feet at the same time, boom! The wooden floor trembled, and the hearts of the three Bailu trembled, and they hurriedly retreated, and the two giant pandas were fighting, so it would be better to stay farther away.
Ha!
Xiong Da pulled his bow and screamed, rushed to the dear Duoduo, the big fist of the casserole was swung head-on, Xiong Er avoided the fist sideways, and punched his brother in the ribs, Xiong Da retreated, and then he hit the lower body with a punch, Xiong Er was tripped up, Xiong Da pounced, and the two hugged the ground and fought together......
A series of dazzling fighting actions before was quite like it, but after the two fell to the ground, the style of painting changed, just like two pandas playing cutely, and there was no discipline at all when they punched, waving their fists all over the sky, simply harder than whose fists were harder, and soon, the slightly weaker Xiong Er was beaten and cried by his brother.
Bailu shook his head secretly, the fight between the two is not technical, the speed is too slow for him, the only thing desirable is their strength, fortunately, Xiong Er's skin is rough and thick, it is nothing to eat a few old punches from his brother, if Li Mabi eats Xiong Da punch, the ambulance will not be called, and it will be sent directly to the funeral home.
The two melon-eating people who didn't know the truth applauded Xiong Da, Xiong Da rarely showed a trace of arrogance, and smiled at Xiong Erhan, who was crying for grievances: "Xiao Er, you can't beat me, hehe." ”
"Not necessarily!" Bailu smiled evilly, patted Xiong Er, who still had tears on his face, and motioned for him to lower his head, and then he lectured Xiong Er in his ear, and then said, "Let's go when we hear it clearly." ”
Xiong Er nodded and said provocatively to his brother: "Brother, do you dare to fight again?" ”
Xiong Dahan smiled and said: "Hit, hit until you serve." ”
The two giant pandas entered again, after the two opened up the distance, Xiong Da once again rushed to the cute even Duoduo, still a powerful swing fist swing, Xiong Er's action was different, he crawled through the crotch like lightning, drilled half of his body from under the bear crotch, and then turned around, clasped his palms together, and the middle finger of the index finger popped out, and made a big move that he had just comprehended against the ten rings of Xiong Da's back cheek: Thousand Years of Kill!
Bailu covered his face and turned around and didn't dare to look at it, Ou Leak ......
"Ah!!h With a scream, two fresh tears popped out of the corners of Xiong's big eyes, and he rolled on the ground in pain while covering his buttocks......
“-_-!”
Zhuge Dafu and Li Mabi swallowed a mouthful of saliva and involuntarily clamped their butts.
"Xiaobai, did you teach Xiong Er this trick?"
"That's right."
Li Mabi sighed and admired: "What is this trick called? It's so powerful that it makes Xiong so painful that he loses his ability to resist. ”
Bai Lu lowered his head and covered his forehead, pretending to be deep: "This move is called a thousand-year kill, and it is one of the three kills in our Bai family's family martial arts." ”
"Desperate three kills?"
"That's right."
"I want to learn, I want to learn, what are the other two tricks?"
Bailu Tiger made a small face: "Just one trick for a thousand years of killing is already so broad and profound, do you think it is so easy to learn?" When you learn how to kill for a thousand years first, I'll teach you the other two tricks. ”
Li Mabi nodded like a chicken pecking rice: "Okay, good." ”
Compared with Li Mabi's eagerness, Zhuge Dafu seems to be lacking in interest, Xiong Er's light blow can make Xiong Da lose the ability to resist, and it doesn't look very difficult to learn, just turn to the back of someone else's ass and poke it, it is undeniable that it looks very practical, and the power is amazing, but it is too disgusting, he is an extraordinary talented scholar, and he will never learn such a lowly and indiscriminate move, which is really too insulting.
Xiong Da recovered in less than a minute, got up with a grunt, put his hands together and popped out his index finger and middle finger, looked at his younger brother, and said with a tiger face: "Xiao Er, I also want to try to kill for a thousand years." ”
"I don't want it."
"No, I'm your brother, you have to poke me."
"No."
"No, no."
Then, Xiong Da began to chase bears all over the world to try to kill for a thousand years, a side door of the gym, and the pretty faces of the nightless were red and white, what kind of messy fighting class did they take?