Chapter 32: Women's Self-Defense
Wuye walked into the gym silently with a cold air, and the two giant pandas chasing and frolicking immediately stopped, turning into a cute baby who was silent, Zhuge Dafu also quietly clamped his tail, Bailu and Li Mabi were discussing the technical essentials of 'Thousand Year Killing' with great interest, and they didn't notice that the whole world suddenly quieted down.
"There is no fixed action move for a thousand years of killing, as long as you accurately hit the ten rings of the back cheek, remember to aim at the bull's-eye, otherwise there will be no power at all, remember?"
"Remembered, remembered."
"The key is to be fast, accurate, ruthless, and ......" Bailu screamed in pain, covered his head and turned around, looking at the ice and snow goddess who quietly appeared behind her back again, and called timidly: "Xiaoye." ”
Little bastard! Actually teaching people such obscene and obscene moves, really let him teach a few apprentices? There was a hint of shame in Wuye's cold eyes, the school will test martial arts one day in the future, thinking about how a few little bastards used the 'Millennium Kill' together, and stabbed people in the ass with their hands all over the world, wouldn't it make people laugh off their big teeth? This will definitely make them lose face as teachers, and if it spreads, the school will be discredited.
Since the establishment of the Z class, there has been no teacher, mainly to let the bottom of the students shame and courage, people in a disadvantaged situation, often work hard, in fact, the school for the Z class not only did not let go, but quite attached great importance to it, most of the military comprehensive courses of the Z class will be in the process of the cycle 'coincidence' with other classes to collide with the class, if it is a hard-working student, will definitely not let go of the opportunity to steal the teacher to learn, in addition, the school's comprehensive course of arts and sciences is not complicated, as long as you memorize by rote can do well.
The learning of class Z depends on stealing teachers, relying on self-study, coupled with the tireless guidance of the foreteacher, almost every group of students who have entered class Z in every world will eventually shine and smoothly squeeze into a higher class, while the students who are squeezed down to enter class Z will enter the same cycle of courage and then work hard after knowing shame, which is the good intentions of the school to set up a free-range class.
The foreman who took over the free-range class in this world is a very unreliable man, completely leaving it alone, and what is even more worrying is that the five freshmen who first entered Class Z are all problem babies.
Wuye sighed secretly, she had been quietly observing the five children who had newly entered Class Z for a while on behalf of her irresponsible brother, and had found a more serious problem, if it could not be corrected and improved in time, the consequences could be serious.
The five children in class Z, the two children of the Xiong family are strong and weak, the Zhuge family is strong and weak, and there is also a self-proclaimed literary teenager Li Mabi, this child is pure waste, the biggest specialty is that the brain hole is long and big, and the last one is a super problem baby with a hint of mystery in the cuteness, Bailu, he is the biggest problem.
According to the description in the admission file, he is an introverted, shy, quiet child, with average academic performance, and his specialty is dance, and he has won the first place in the National Youth Dance Championships, which is why he was admitted.
Shy? He's about to lick all the girls in the school, this is called shyness? Be quiet? Where to go, where are the chickens flying and the dogs jumping, this is called quiet? I don't know who wrote the file, I think my head was kicked by a donkey, right? It's completely the opposite of the other.
Wuye frowned, the most headache now is that due to the irresponsibility of the foreman, the group of dragons in class Z has no leader, and the super problem baby Bailu has become the leader of class Z, and several children listen to him.
A soldier is a bear, a nest of bears, a super problem baby is enough of a headache, if he is allowed to take a few more bad children to form a bad boy army, then the world will be in chaos.
She wanted to take over Class Z, which had a lot of problems, but Sun Bald didn't agree, and she had no choice, so she sighed secretly again and again.
The five teenagers looked at Wuye blankly, sometimes frowning, sometimes sighing, and kept switching emojis, for a long time, Bailu couldn't help but speak: "Xiaoye? ”
Wuye's expression was shocked, he came back to his senses, met the five pairs of sparkling eyes, and said coldly: "Why don't you go to the No. 1 Gym to practice?" Class Y also has martial arts classes there, and they have martial arts instructors to teach them......"
Bailu lazily interrupted: "I'm not interested, and I hate Class Y very much." ”
"Why?"
"There is not a single girl in their class, and I hate it when I see it."
“-_-!”
"By the way, Saya?" Bailu blinked with big eyes, and asked cutely, "Do you know how to fight?" Why don't you teach us? ”
Wuye showed a hint of embarrassment when he heard this, and said hesitantly: "I can only use women's self-defense techniques, not for you." ”
Li Mabi had a dog-looking expression on his face: "Women's self-defense? ”
Wu Ye said expressionlessly: "Women's self-defense is a kind of fighting technique with no moves, no style, no rules, only to kill, injure the enemy or escape as the ultimate goal, for this we can do whatever it takes, just to cause the greatest damage to the enemy, without any martial arts, nor any fighting rules, we can use all parts of the body to hurt people, whether it is knees, elbows or teeth, in addition, all kinds of equipment we carry, such as keys, umbrellas, even high heels, etc. can be used to assist in fighting, This is women's self-defense. ”
Bailu tilted his head: "High heels? Knock people on the head? ”
"Almost."
Bailu nodded, glanced at Li Shibi, and said thoughtfully: "Xiaoye, we want to learn about women's self-defense, can you knock Ma Bi's head with high heels to show us?" ”
“(⊙_⊙)”
Li Mabi was so frightened that he screamed: "Look at your sister! It's going to die. ”
Wuye rolled his eyes, stared at the innocent and cute Bailu, and said angrily: "What do you want to know about women's self-defense?" You don't need it. ”
Bailu lowered his head shyly and said shyly: "The current girls are good or bad, I'm afraid that they will use women's self-defense techniques on me." ”
“-_-!”
Bailu raised his head and made a tiger face: "I, I don't want to be knocked on the head with high heels." ”
Wu Yeqiao's face turned red again, and she was furious: "As long as you don't use women's hands and feet, no girl will use women's self-defense techniques on you." ”
"Are you sure?"
"Since you want to know so much about women's self-defense, I will fulfill you."
After speaking, Wuye strode forward with a cold face, grabbed Bailu's pigtail, and dragged him to the center of the gym, intending to teach by example with actual combat words, Zhuge Dafu and the others couldn't help but cover their mouths and snicker, enlightened, boy!
The sins of heaven are forgivable, but they are not allowed to live.
Looking at Wuye who slowly rolled up his sleeves, the corners of Bailu's mouth couldn't help twitching slightly, about women's self-defense, he knew a little bit, women's self-defense attacks were very vicious, targeting the most vulnerable parts of men, if you are not careful, men may become eunuchs, Ou Leak......