The game ended in a good mood.

If nothing else, his performance should be loved by a group of old boys, and the teacher always prefers children who follow the rules, and Bailu smiled as if Ximenqing had just slipped out of Pan Jinlian's house.

The results of the individual competition have not yet been announced, but he should get the position he wants, after all, it is a big bully, winning is a matter of course, walking on the way to the infirmary, Bailu, who was in a very happy mood, was still humming a little song.

Wife.

A stall of pancakes on the side of the road, the eye-catching name of the signboard made Bailu's eyes shine, and after fully integrating into this world, he found that many things that he had in his previous life were also available here, and different Newtons found the same laws.

The proprietress of the pancake stall is quite beautiful, with wonderful eyes and spring, and a mole at the corner of her eye, from the physiognomy point of view, this kind of woman is more likely to go out of the wall, from the buttocks physiognomy, she found that the boss's gaze is not very friendly, and Bailu gave up studying the buttocks of the proprietress of the boss

The boss said fiercely: "Do you want to spread pancakes?"

Facing a man who might chase him nine streets with a kitchen knife at any time, Bailu bared his teeth and smiled: "Boss, spread ten pancakes for me." ”

"Wait."

"Boss, why are your pancakes called wife cakes"

The boss replied in a rough voice: "Because it's my wife who sells cakes." ”

Bailu blinked, with a tiger face: "Fortunately, it's not your mother who is selling cakes, otherwise it would be called Lao Niang's cakes." ”

“”

The boss was busy sweating with pancakes alone, but the proprietress was playing with her mobile phone with nothing to do, and she didn't mean to help at all.

"Fifty bucks."

"Boss, can I get a discount?"

"I can't."

Bailu said dissatisfiedly: "Since you sell wife cakes, can I just ask my wife not to have cakes?"

“”

The proprietress covered her mouth and laughed, the boss's face turned blue instantly, Bailu hurriedly took out the money, and said with a careful smile: "Just kidding, just kidding, I just want the cake, I don't want your wife." ”

"Hmph"

People have to bow their heads under the kitchen knife, in fact, what they want more is other people's wives, but the situation is stronger than people, and it is not easy to ask for a wife these days, mainly because other people's husbands are not willing to give.

Bailu took the cake and immediately smeared oil on the soles of his feet, trotted to the infirmary in one breath, went up to the third floor, and entered Zhuge Dafu's ward, where there were four people in the ward, and there were many friends, all of whom were bored and watching TV.

Finding Bailu running into the room panting, Li Mabi asked curiously, "Xiaobai, what are you running?"

Bailu glanced back and pretended to be panicked: "Damn, there was a girl chasing me in the back, and she didn't wear any clothes, so she scared me to death." ”

Li Mabi jumped up when he heard this, rushed to the door of the room, poked his head out and looked excitedly: "Where is the girl who is not wearing clothes?"

Zhuge Dafu, who was sitting on the hospital bed, said helplessly: "Xiong Er didn't show his IQ, Ma Bi, you don't want to show your IQ." ”

“”

"Dafu, it's better" Bailu said and raised the pancake in his hand, and said with a smile: "Look, what did I bring?" ”

"Pancakes" Zhuge Dafu pouted: "I can't eat it again." ”

Bailu smiled proudly: "It's okay, I know you can't eat it, we can eat it for you." ”

“”

"Come on, come on, everybody come and eat bread."

Three low-intelligence teenagers immediately gathered around, one by one picked up the pancakes and ate them, the whole room was suddenly filled with the fragrance of pancakes, Zhuge Dafu glanced at them, and said angrily: "Can you go out to eat?"

"Fragrant or not, fragrant and fragrant" Bailu picked up the pancakes, kept fanning the fragrance to Zhuge Dafu, and educated: "Let's see if you dare to eat indiscriminately in the future." ”

Zhuge Dafu said angrily: "I won't dare in the future." ”

"You dare to eat what a woman gives" Bailu sighed and said depressedly: "Isn't my lesson deep enough?"

"Don't take it as an example."

"That's right, let's not take it as an example, we must remember the lesson of this."

“”

"It's not scary to poop, it's scary not to poop."

"Nonsense."

Bailu clenched his fists and said sonorously: "Eat a trench, grow a wisdom, pull a stool, when it is a workout, pull ten stools, it's a big deal to be hospitalized, pull a hundred times stool, let us remember the lessons and experience." ”

“”

"Xiaobai."

"What?"

Li Mabi said faintly: "I heard you say that you are very yearning for Huashan to discuss the sword, I think you are more suitable to go to Huashan to discuss convenience." ”

“”

Zhuge Dafu smiled lightly: "Xiaobai can go to participate in the Huashan Discussion, Ma Bi, you can participate in the Huashan Discussion." ”

Bailu sneered at each other: "Dafu, you can go to Huashan to discuss rape." ”

The three of them were in the Huashan Conference, and when they were chatting happily, a little short leg walked into the room, and her distinctive purple eyes were extremely beautiful.

"Poop, someone has come to see you."

“”

Facing the strange gazes of the three boys, especially the angry expression of her fiancé, Nangong Ling's eyes flashed a touch of discomfort, she put on a small face, lowered her head slightly, and said slowly: "I'm sorry." ”

The white deer crow said playfully: "Dog, your family's response is quite standard. ”

“”

Zhuge Dafu said solemnly: "Nangong Ling, do you know that you almost poisoned me, don't you know that green beans are poisonous, green beans must be cooked before they can be eaten, you actually chopped raw bean puree as an ingredient for mixed chicken, who taught you?"

Goudan squinted to the side: "It's not my ingredients." ”

"It's good that I didn't have an accident, what if I had an accident"

Bailu muttered in a low voice, "Of course I soaked you in formalin." ”

“”

"Does your stomach still hurt?"

"It's better."

Goudan took out a silver needle and said excitedly: "I have learned acupuncture for detoxification, or I will give you a needle to ensure that you can be discharged from the hospital tomorrow." ”

"Come less" Zhuge Dafu shouted as if facing a great enemy: "If you don't prick me, I will be discharged from the hospital tomorrow, if I give you a needle, I may be discharged from the hospital in my life." ”

Goudan swore solemnly: "Don't worry, I haven't stabbed anyone, not a single one." ”

Bailu pouted on the side and said, "That's because no one dares to prick you at all." ”

“”

Seeing that he didn't have a chance to prick his fiancé with a needle, the dog took back the silver needle in disappointment, and after the family replied again, he turned around and prepared to leave, looking at her a little lonely back, Zhuge Dafu's expression was touched.

"You go and try to prick Zhuge Lifeng's leg first, anyway, his leg is already broken, if he doesn't die, I will believe in your acupuncture."

"Really" Goudan turned around and said happily, "I can really go and stab your brother"

"Of course."

"Thank you."

The dog left with a happy smile, Zhuge Dafu also showed a faint smile, but the two bean sprouts next to him were sweating profusely, what kind of people are these, one wants to murder his husband, the other wants to murder his brother, the two are really a natural pair.

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