The sun had just risen in the early morning, and the four of the White Deer squad walked to the infirmary of the Military Academy, where there would be a squad competition later, and they were going to pick up a new generation of fecal sperm and be discharged from the hospital.

Passing by the wife's cake stall next to the infirmary, Bailu greeted enthusiastically, the boss just nodded coolly, his expression was very indifferent, not at all like a businessman, and he couldn't blame others for being willful, who let the family have a beautiful wife, even if he sells dung, there will still be eager guests.

Just like the milk tea shop next to the guest house of the Military Academy, the milk tea made by the clerk's sister tastes like urine, but the parents are beautiful, and the boys who buy milk tea every day are lined up, and Bailu despises those boys very much.

"Xiaobai."

"Huh?"

"There's still a cup of urine flavored milk tea you bought, do you want to drink it?"

“⊙_⊙”

"If you don't drink it, I'll give it to the bear" Li Mabi said halfway through his words, and exclaimed: "What about Xiong Da Xiong Er?" ”

The two bean sprouts turned around together, and found that Xiong Da Xiong Er was nailed in front of the pancake stand, his saliva was swaying, and he couldn't move at all, Bailu and Li Mabi glanced at each other, and involuntarily wiped their sweat, is Xiong Da Xiong Er's stomach a bottomless pit? They had just eaten breakfast twenty minutes ago, so they were hungry too fast, right?

Looking at the little eyes of the brothers full of anticipation, Bailu reluctantly turned around and walked to the pancake stall and sighed: "Boss, spread ten pancakes for each of them." ”

"Okay."

Xiong Daxiong Er smiled honestly and said in unison: "Thank you." ”

As an undercover agent, being a bird is definitely the way to die, but then again, as long as you can disguise and hide yourself, chickens and dogs are not an alternative low-key, Bailu's soul has always lacked a quiet factor, and it belongs to the type of three poles that have to be played with or without dates, and every day if you don't have a moth, you feel itchy on your buttocks.

Bailu was so idle that he began to play tricks again: "Boss, your wife is so beautiful, there must be many men who want to make friends with you, right?" ”

“-_-!”

"Your wife's cake, can't you just put your wife without the cake?"

“-_-!”

The boss had green tendons on his forehead, and looked up at the towering Xiong Da Xiong Er, he gritted his teeth, and forced down his anger, people were under the eaves, and he had to bow his head, and turning his face might lose his wife and break his leg, which would inevitably outweigh the loss.

It didn't take long for the twenty pancakes to be spread, Xiong Daxiong Er was finally able to move his steps, Bailu and his party walked to the infirmary, and as soon as they came to the door of the infirmary, they met Zhuge Dafu who was going downstairs.

"Why are you here?"

"We'll pick you up."

"Didn't I say I wouldn't use it?"

"How's it going, poop, it's all right?"

“-_-!”

Bai Lu continued to speak venomously: "The squad competition won't hold us back, right?" ”

Zhuge Dafu rolled his eyes and said angrily: "I have been observing for a day yesterday, don't worry, I have completely recovered, and I will not hold you back." ”

At 8:20, the White Deer squad of five people came to the playground of the Military Academy, and the students of the other teams were all there, and ten minutes later, the teacher of the organizing committee announced the content of the game, and the two squad games will be combined into one, and the points will be doubled, which means that this will be the last squad game.

Squad offensive and defensive battles.

Thirty-one squads rotate attack and defense, one squad guards the stronghold, and five squads attack, and each time five teams play at the same time.

The comprehensive training ground of the Military Academy, the White Deer team that drew the first defense entered the sandbag fortifications, because they performed well in the last cooking test and got very good results, they are now ranked relatively high, if the last team game is excellent, they still have a little chance to get the ranking, provided that the top teams all miss the front hoof, Bailu feels that this possibility is very small, and he is too lazy to formulate offensive and defensive strategies.

The game begins.

The offensive team swooped up, the White Deer team immediately counterattacked, and the game entered a white-hot heat at the beginning, and the paintballs of both sides shot at each other frantically as if they didn't want money, and after the bullets were almost gone, the two sides fell into a stalemate.

"Surrender, you're out of bullets."

"Vote for your sister." Bailu rubbed a ball of mud and threw it out, hitting the face of the classmate who spoke, "How does it taste?" ”

"Damn, how can you throw mud?"

Bailu said with a small face: "What I lost was not mud, what I lost was poop." ”

“⊙_⊙”

"If you don't believe it, you can smell it."

The brother who was shot wiped the mud on his face, looked at it, cautiously approached and sniffed, and hummed: "This is obviously mud, I can smell the smell of dirt." ”

"That's earthy."

"Don't try to lie to me, where do you get your poop?"

Bai Lu said matter-of-factly: "We have a stool essence that eats bad stomach, and it is now pulled." ”

“⊙_⊙”

"We still have the chicken flavor, would you like to try it?"

“-_-!”

They're long past the age of playing with poop, right? It was obviously an offensive and defensive battle with a tragic meaning, but in the end, it made Bailu a little crying.

The stalemate did not last long, the attacker braved the white deer's fecal attack and rushed to the stronghold, after a dog-and-dog melee, the white deer team lost its stronghold, the game was over, because the white deer launched a fecal attack, delayed a lot of time, their defensive performance was not bad, and they also eliminated a lot of attackers.

The game of the first group is over, and in turn it is the turn of the White Deer team to cooperate with other teams to attack the stronghold, he ordered the five squads to be divided into zero, and the raindrops generally attack the stronghold from all directions, and the stronghold is eliminated after dividing it by two, and it is an easy mess.

One after another offensive and defensive battles were in full swing, and Bai Lu, who was the first to complete all the games, didn't care much about the results, mainly because he felt that there was no possibility of winning the award, and when he left the comprehensive training ground, he saw Lu Xiaoman who supervised the competition.

"Hello, Mr. Xiaoman."

"Hmm."

"I haven't seen you for two days, and your boobs seem to be fuller, and the sponge is on?"

“⊙_⊙”

Bailu smiled and said, "There must be a lot of sponges, right?" ”

Lu Xiaoman gritted his teeth angrily: "I didn't have a sponge." ”

"What a cute SpongeBob SquarePants."

"Get out!"

Why should I ignore him? Lu Xiaoman wanted to slap herself, Bailu stuffed a mud ball in her hand into her hand, and said happily: "Come, SpongeBob SquarePants, I'll give you a gift." ”

Lu Xiaoman looked at the black mud ball in his hand, frowned and asked, "What is this?" ”

"This is a ball of dung that I made out of big dung."

“⊙_⊙”

With a playful smile, Bailu walked away proudly, leaving SpongeBob SquarePants alone in anger