I don't know how long I slept, as if I had slept for a century, when Bailu woke up, it was not yet dawn, he stretched his waist and sat up, feeling that there was no pain in his whole body, and his body seemed to be run over by a road roller.

Seems to have been drunk yesterday?

But how can it hurt all over the body? Bailu frowned, he only remembered that he sat by the canal yesterday and drank two bottles of fruit wine, and walked over without a night, and he also said hello, but he didn't remember the rest of the one, and his memory was blank.

Two bottles of fruit wine on their knees, it's really a shame.

Bailu got up and walked out of the tent, looked at the bell tower in the distance, and found that it was already half past five in the morning, calculate the time, he slept for at least fifteen hours, and his whole body ached, could it be that he slept for too long?

No matter what, go wash first, time will always reveal the answer, and the white deer slowly walked towards the artificial lake......

When Bailu came back, the four of Zhuge Dafu just got up, and after watching him approach, the four of them exclaimed together: "What's wrong with your face?" ”

Bailu touched his chin and blinked: "Are you handsome again?" ”

Zhuge Dafu rolled his eyes, took out a mirror from the tent and handed it out, and said angrily: "You take care of it yourself, right?" ”

Bailu stepped forward to take the mirror, and after looking at it, he let out a scream: "Damn, why is my face like a pig's head?" ”

In fact, it didn't reach the point of a pig's head, but the left corner of the eye was a little swollen, and the eye circles were dark, Li Mabi covered his mouth and snickered: "Do you still need to ask?" It's obviously a hit. ”

No wonder he has been feeling uncomfortable in his eyes since he got up, and Bai Lu angrily asked, "Can any of you explain what is going on with my eyes?" ”

The four of them hurriedly shook their heads and skimmed off, Li Mabi looked nervous: "It's none of our business, we don't know anything, you seemed to have drunk too much yesterday, and Teacher Ye sent you back." ”

"Saya?" Hearing this, Bailu immediately calmed down, tilted his head and muttered, "Could it be that she hit her?" ”

"There's no one else but her."

"Why did she hit me?"

"What do you think?" Zhuge Dafu and the four of them stared at Bailu with disdain, as if they were looking at a heinous beast.

Bai Lu rubbed the corners of his slightly painful eyes, laughed dryly, and snorted: "It shouldn't be what you think." ”

Li Mabi's tone had a hint of sourness: "If it's okay, then how do you explain that Teacher Night didn't come to wake you up today?" ”

Bailu shouted in a hurry: "It may be that she got up late, or she was sick, or it could be that her car had a flat tire, in short, it is definitely not what you think." ”

Zhuge Dafu thought for a while, and then wondered: "If Xiaobai really did something inferior to a beast, he would have been killed a long time ago, and he should not be alive now." ”

Considering Wuye's violent temper, Li Mabi nodded in approval, and participated in the analysis: "It seems to be an attempt." ”

“-_-!”

Li Mabi jumped to Bailu's side, squatted down and pinched his calf, grabbed his ankle and shook it twice, and asked, "How is it, how is it?" ”

"What?"

"Are your legs weak? Is there a feeling of stepping on cotton? ”

"No, why are you asking this?"

"No weak legs?" Holm Bi's eyes darkened, and he concluded: "It seems that it really didn't succeed, and it really failed." ”

Bailu was stunned for a moment before he reacted, kicked Li Mabi, and said angrily: "Even if I do it, my legs will not be weak." ”

Li Mabi rubbed his kicked waist and buttocks, and hummed: "Anyway, the attempt is also a crime, Xiaobai, you hurry up and wash your buttocks, and wait to sit through the prison." ”

“-_-!”

Unconsciously, it was almost half past six, and Zhuge Dafu and others were not interested in continuing to entangle the problem of Bailu, whether they were wearing swimming trunks or not, and they would know when the tide receded, and the truth would always come out.

The Monday after the festival was a bit lazy, but after the morning run, all the students were as excited as chickens, discussing a super hot piece of gossip.

The eyes of the first demon Bailu attached to the military academy were black, as if he had been beaten.

The white deer god is one of the most difficult boys voted by all the students, who dares to provoke him? The students don't dare, but the teachers dare.

I heard that yesterday the female devil Wuye carried the Bailu classmate who drank too much like carrying rice, is there any ulterior story in this?

The first class of class Z in the morning, Da Long Li, just after class, the mentally handicapped trio began to sleep.

"Daifuku, I want to know ......"

Zhuge Dafu interrupted without thinking: "Ninety-nine years! Forced sexual relations between a woman against her will are punishable by 99 years' imprisonment in accordance with the law. ”

Bailu's face was full of black lines: "I haven't even asked yet." ”

"Isn't that what you want to ask?"

Bailu scratched his head and asked embarrassedly, "How can this crime be punished so heavily?" ”

"Is it heavy?" Zhuge Dafu said nonchalantly: "If it was a hundred years ago, the thief was caught and the tools of the crime were directly confiscated, and then the punishment began." ”

"What modus operandi?"

Zhuge Dafu's eyes glanced between Bailu's legs, and he didn't say anything, Bailu lowered his head according to his gaze, and after understanding, he suddenly felt a trace of coldness in his crotch......

Ask you how much sorrow you can have, just like not taking a chicken to the Qinglou.

I thought that the place where I could legally marry four wives was definitely a man's paradise, but now that I think about it, it is not like that at all, if I drink too much one day, my brain will fail for a while, and I can't control the tools of the crime, and my life will be ruined.

Ninety-nine years, it is absolutely impossible to see the light of day again in my lifetime, facing iron doors, iron windows and iron walls every day, heroes can no longer have a useless place, isn't this the biggest tragedy in life?

I don't know how many years the attempted sentence is? Bailu found that he didn't want to know very much, and the more he thought about it, the more uneasy he became, and asked depressedly: "Dafu, is this criminal law a little unreasonable?" If you don't pay the overnight fee, you may go to jail for 99 years, it's too inhumane, right? ”

"There is also a law in the Empire, and those who deliberately frame it will be punished."

"What do you mean?"

"For example, if you falsely accuse others of arson, if the crime is not established, the Court of Arbitration will punish you for arson."

Bailu's eyes widened: "It means that I falsely accused others of murder, if it is not established, I will become a murderer?" ”

"That's right."

"I didn't kill anyone."

"But your subjective will has already wanted to kill people, which is tantamount to murder."

"I'll go."

Zhuge Dafu said: "Therefore, personal private litigation must be thought twice, if you want others to squat for 99 years, you must first consider that you may squat for 99 years." ”

After the two chatted for a while, Zhuge Dafu began to lecture step by step, and the time of a class passed quickly, and the restless Bailu didn't listen to anything, and kept wandering out of the world, in a trance.

After class, Bailu searched the world for Wuye, but he searched the academy and found no one, and finally asked other teachers to find out that Wuye was not feeling well with a cold, so he didn't come to class today.

Bailu became more and more worried, no, he must go to Wuye and ask what happened.