Chapter Forty-Eight: Touching the Tiger's Buttocks by Mistake
At noon, Bailu didn't eat any rice, and after finding out where Wuye lived, he hurried to Jing to plead guilty......
In the west area of the school, after getting off the bus, Bailu found a garden house with a white main body according to the information he got from the inquiry, but the two adjacent buildings are white houses, and I didn't see the car outside the door.
Knock on the door first, if it's wrong, change it, Bailu didn't think much about it, walked to the door of the nearest bungalow, knocked on the door and shouted: "Xiaoye, Xiaoye, are you at home?" ”
Wuye, who was lying on the bed reading a book, heard the sound of Bailu outside, frowned, got up, put on his coat and walked out of the room, and after walking out of the house, he found that there was no one outside the door.
Wuye turned his head and saw that Bailu was smashing the door of the neighbor's house where no one lived, and cried loudly: "Xiaoye, I'm sorry, I was wrong, I came to take the blame, please open the door, okay?" ”
Are you looking for the wrong door? Wuyemei's eyes turned white, her hands clasped her shoulders, and she shouted coldly, "Here, stupid." ”
Bailu turned his head and found that Wuye was standing in front of the door of another bungalow, and after a closer look, she was not carrying a kitchen knife or other murder weapon in her hand, so Bailu trotted up with confidence and shouted happily: "Xiaoye." ”
Entering the Wuye house, Bailu looked around, it was a beautiful house, the decoration was simple and elegant, and she didn't find any traces of a man after turning around, it seemed that she was the only one who lived alone.
"What are you looking at?"
"It's nothing, your house is so beautiful, cleaned and clean."
The two entered the living room together, put a carton of milk in front of Bailu without night, and said indifferently: "I only have milk at home." ”
"I love milk." Bailu smiled and plugged in the straw and took a sharp sip.
"Did you come to me for something?"
Wuye was as cold as ever, no different from usual, it seemed as if nothing had happened, Bailu hesitated for a moment, and said tentatively: "I'm here to apologize." ”
"Apologize? What apologies? A hint of imperceptible shame flashed in Wuye's eyes, and he pretended to be confused, "What did you do wrong again?" ”
"I don't know."
"You don't know?"
Bailu lowered his head and said timidly: "I was drunk yesterday and don't remember what happened, but I must have done something wrong, otherwise you wouldn't have beaten me." ”
Wuye wondered, "Who hit you?" ”
"You didn't hit me?"
"Nope."
"Then why are the corners of my eyes dark?"
The corners of Wuye's mouth curled slightly, pretending to be stupid: "How do I know." ”
Bailu's voice was a little higher: "You sent me back to the dormitory yesterday, don't you know?" ”
"Maybe it was hit."
"Bang?" Bai Lu pointed to his dark eyes, and said angrily: "How can it be so round and so stylish?" ”
Wuye shrugged his shoulders and said he didn't know, and then issued an eviction order: "It's more than twelve o'clock, you go back?" I'm ready for class. ”
Facing Wuye, who pretended to be stupid, Bailu was helpless, and said depressedly: "Then I'll go back to class first, thank you for your yogurt." ”
"Yogurt? I bought pure milk, how can it be sour? ”
The two looked at each other, picked up the milk carton and checked, the package indicated that it was indeed pure milk, they thought about it, and then checked the date, and found that it had just expired for three years......
It's just a little sour to drink, so you shouldn't be able to die, right?
Bailu's expression became extremely resentful, and he whispered, "Xiaoye, are you trying to poison me?" ”
“-_-!”
"You're so ruthless."
A hint of embarrassment appeared on Wu Yeqiao's face: "I don't know that the milk is expired, I just bought it, I don't believe I showed ......it to you," she said, she walked to the kitchen freezer, took out a dozen milk, and shouted: "Look, I just opened it." ”
Wuye came back with a dozen milk, maybe she couldn't see her feet, her feet accidentally broke, the milk flew out, and the person lost her balance, and Bailu immediately pounced on it when she saw this.
"Be careful."
Bailu caught Wuye who threw herself into his arms, one hand wrapped around her back, and the other hand firmly wrapped around her plump buttocks......
Buttocks? The two were stunned for a moment, and Wuye's pretty face instantly became bloodshot and red, and they roared hysterically: "Dead thief, touch my ass again, and beat you to death." ”
Again? Bailu was stunned for two seconds, and immediately received a pink punch in his right eye, he covered his eyes and screamed in pain, "Wow! ”
"Shoot you, shoot you."
"Xiaoye, I didn't mean to, you listen to me."
"The ghost listens to your explanation, kills you, kills you."
Wuye is like a sprinkled wild cat, with teeth and claws, madly beating the white deer, completely unreasonable and completely lawless.
Bailu was beaten to the ground, Wuye is not an ordinary woman, her fists are not fists and embroidered legs, if she doesn't run, she will really be killed, Bailu turned around and rushed to the door, opened the door and rushed out......
"Bastard, don't run."
Wuye chased outside the garden, and found that Bailu had run away, she stood panting for a while, and her shame gradually turned into tsundere, she also knew that Bailu didn't mean it, but she just couldn't control it and wanted to kill him.
Bastard, run faster than a dog, I'll clean you up tomorrow!
In the first class of the afternoon, the spear class, after Bailu escaped from the nightless house, he hurried and hurried, and finally caught up.
The five of them carried some steel guns, chatting as they walked to the straw men in the distance, preparing to practice the steel gun assassination.
"Xiaobai."
"What?"
Li Mabi looked at Bailu's other eye, which had just been blackened, and said in a loud voice: "Are you really going to apologize instead of committing a crime?" ”
“-_-!”
"Another attempt?"
Bailu blinked his cute panda eyes and looked at his little face: "Failed your sister, but there was a little misunderstanding." ”
"What misunderstanding?"
"I accidentally touched Saya's butt."
Zhuge Dafu suddenly showed a very strong interest when he heard this: "What happened?" ”
Because Wuye accidentally slipped his mouth, Bailu had already guessed the reason for being beaten yesterday, and accidentally touched the tiger's buttocks, and today he accidentally touched the tiger's buttocks, and was beaten again.
After Bailu explained the cause and effect of the matter, he said faintly: "I just touched my buttocks, women are really making a fuss." ”
And to? The four of them looked at Bailu with a frightened face, you can come back alive is already a blessing from the fire of the ancestral tomb, and you can still do it? I don't know how to write dead words, right?
After a long time, Li Ma Bi showed a lewd expression, squeezed Bailu's shoulder, and asked in a low voice, "How is it?" How does it feel? ”
"What?"
Li Mabi said disdainfully: "Less garlic!" You've touched the night teacher's ass twice? Don't feel it at all? ”
Bailu said with a hint of regret: "You have a hairy feeling, I don't remember what happened yesterday, but today I just unintentionally hugged it, and I was almost killed." ”
"Poor baby."
After the five of them walked in front of the straw man, they began to seriously practice spearmanship assassination, and after practicing for a while, Bailu felt sick to his stomach.
Go to the thatched man, you are majestic and majestic, and your galloping footsteps are like a wind......