Chapter 537: No matter how funny it is, we won't laugh! (Five more to ask for subscription, ask for a monthly pass!) )
Well, no matter how much Sasuke wants to escape reality at this moment, he has even blackened to the point of hoping that the world will be destroyed immediately.
But if escaping is useful, what else do ninjas do?
Ninja, ninja, can't bear it, what kind of ninja should you be.
Since you can't escape it, you can only face it bravely.
Furthermore, with a clear conscience, Zo... Sasuke-kun is still as spicy and handsome as ever!
Sasuke's No. 1 fan sister, Sakura said.
After the identification, this pair is definitely true love, and they didn't run away!
Xianglian, you are not unjustly lost!
Then when Naruto's 77th gaze wandered and couldn't help but look at the top of Sasuke's head, Sasuke finally couldn't hold back anymore and directly began to seal with a murderous face.
"Fire Escape: Hao Fireball Technique!"
"Damn, you're really here..."
Rumble!
"Fire Escape, Dragon Fire Technique!"
"!"
From time to time, Naruto, who was 'green feathered', didn't dare to fight back because he knew that he was at a loss, and he was directly chased around by Sasuke with a murderous face, and his clothes were burned.
"Kakashi-sensei, aren't you going to stop them?"
Sakura looked at Kakashi, who was banging her head against the tree with some concern.
"Oh, oh... It's okay... Let Sasuke hair... It's okay to vent. ”
If anyone could see Kakashi's expression at this time, they would definitely worship him as the ancestor of the Hokage world!
I've never seen such a smiling beast!
When Kakashi finally calmed down and didn't continue to rub salt on Sasuke's wounds as a teacher, Naruto and Sasuke's side finally stopped.
Of course, the price was that Naruto was beaten mercilessly by Sasuke.
Then Sasuke finished the story he hadn't told yet...
"So it's likely that it's just a misunderstanding? The other party has obviously caught you, but they haven't killed you, it's just... Hmm... I know. ”
Kakashi, who was laughing and laughing, quickly ended the topic and turned his face to the side.
He would never admit that he was just shaken by the light reflected in Sasuke's head, and he almost blurted out a sentence of 'so dazzling'.
Otherwise, today it will not be Zuo Mingen's severance, but that their master and apprentice will also stage a 'master and apprentice'!
"Let's go back first, now that your appearance has been exposed, you don't need to go to the streets to find out information these days, wait until I recover from my injuries."
The water between the country of waves and our household is a bit muddy, and even he is a little dazed now, so it's better to wait and see what happens.
And although there is not a single ninja here on the surface, there are many strong ninjas in the secret, which is even more strange.
This time Sasuke's distress can be regarded as a wake-up call for him.
They can't be left to mess around, or the next time they will be shaved off, it will not be their hair, but their heads.
When that time comes, that's the time to regret.
After making up his mind, Kakashi immediately took Naruto and them back.
And all Sasuke thought about along the way, will he wear a hat in the future, or will he simply order a wig?
Let him live with such a bald head, then it is better to let him die!
And that bastard!
Don't let him find it, or he'll kill that bastard!"
It's just that for some reason, that bastard's nasty behavior always gives him a faint sense of familiarity...
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On the other side, Qing Yu, who had returned to the palace, also breathed a sigh of relief.
It's really dangerous, and it was almost discovered at 100 million points.
But fortunately, he was witty enough, and by the way, he also made another extra money from the second pillar.
In other words, Sasuke is really his 'lucky star', almost every time he meets, he will be happy physically and mentally, and there are even substantial rewards.
It is definitely not an exaggeration to evaluate a model worker and the title of the best tool man.
Then it's time for the most exciting draw!
[Successfully open the special treasure chest, you have obtained a Patek Philippe Otherworldly Prestige Watch...]
Wristwatch?
Is that okay?
When did Patek Philippe's stores come to the Hokage World?
But you don't have to think about it to know that this thing must be something made by the dog system magic, just like that N95 mask.
So he clicked on it with curiosity.
【Patek Philippe Exotic Watch】
Effect: When worn, there is a 10% real chance to negate attacks from women.
Traits: Extravagant, Charm +10
Negative effects: envy, jealousy and hatred, there is a certain probability that there will be events such as "being gossiped behind your back" and "provoking in person" after wearing.
Uchiha Sasuke's favorability continues to decline... There is a chance that you will hit someone without any reason.
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"Okay, I'll know..."
Qing Yu didn't care about wearing the watch on his wrist, and after living for two lifetimes, it was the first time he wore such an expensive watch.
But there's nothing to be excited about, after all, no one in this world knows this brand, and I don't know who to put 13 on.
So what he values most about this watch is the wearing effect.
Although it is a face-looking prop, the 10% true chance also means that each attack has a 10% chance of being directly neutralized, rather than the pseudo-random mechanism that every ten attacks must have an attack neutralized.
It's the same badge he got before, giving him a 1% critical strike chance.
Anyway, he hasn't activated it once in actual combat so far, and his face is terrifying!
But the 10% chance is still something to look forward to.
Then here comes the problem again, this effect is only for women, and it also adds a 'passive taunt' DEBUFF to him, which is really enough!
When I thought that I would walk on the street in the future, I would talk to him one step at a time, come over at two steps to provoke, rush over with a two-pillar in three steps, and beat him without saying a word... I can't live this day.
So you can wear it when you're fine, and you can use it when you encounter a female enemy, and try your luck, but forget about it at other times.
After all, he is already handsome and attractive enough, and he doesn't need that extravagant temperament trait of charm +10 to add to the icing on the cake.
As for the advanced skill card, I didn't say anything, but it directly raised the [Armed Color Domineering] to LV9.
Then on the way back to his room, he always seemed to feel as if he had forgotten something, but he couldn't remember exactly what it was, until he opened the room...
"Sorry, I went to the wrong room."
After seeing the extremely resentful eyes of Xianglian wrapped in the quilt, he was resolute, and at the same time remembered what he had forgotten.
O iniquity!
Didn't anyone let her out?
Or... Locked up for another day and waited until he finished dinner?
Qing Yu scratched his head uncertainly.