Chapter 536: One-Punch Ninja Uchiha Saisuke (Five more begging for subscriptions, begging for monthly passes!) )
"baby~ Your mother has always said that I am old-fashioned, so I found Master Wang at the entrance of the village to perm my hair~"
"Kill Matt ~ Kill Matt ~ Wash Scissors Blow ~ Wash Scissors Blow ~ Blow ~ Blow ~"
Qing Yu hummed a little song in his heart while raising his knife in his hand.
I saw strands of flowing hair falling directly from the eyes of the second pillar...
Sasuke was stunned!
He thought that the other party was going to attack him, and he was ready to die.
But he never imagined that the sharp kunai in the other party's hand was directly against his scalp and cut off his hair.
"Bastard! What the hell are you doing! ”
"If you want to kill, you can kill, you can't be humiliated, you know?!"
Sasuke's face turned red, like an angry lion cub, struggling and cursing.
But no matter how much he spat out the fragrance, the other party did not waver at all, and still scraped his scalp in a happy mood.
And the technique is not bad, there are no bloody scenes.
It's just that every time the cold kunai sticks to Sasuke's scalp and slowly scrapes it, Sasuke shuddered, and his arms were full of goosebumps.
It's just an ordeal!
In the end, all that remained was the rage of impotence, repeating one sentence repeatedly:
"I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill you!"
Qingyu, who is incarnated as Tony's teacher, may be a little annoyed to hear it, but according to Sasuke's gradually smooth and round head, the melon seeds are 'snapped'.
Does it sound good?
Good is good to hear.
Anyway, Qing Yu thinks it's good, it's round and jade, and it highlights a crisp!
After a blow to the head, Sasuke honestly shut his mouth as well.
Of course, this is not to give in, but to endure humiliation.
Sasuke, whose eyes were red, had already sworn in his heart that he would not avenge this revenge and swear that he would not be a man!
And then...
And then he became a bald head!
Qing Yu put away the kunai and glanced at his masterpiece, round and white, like a boiled egg that has been peeled.
But it always feels like there's something missing, it doesn't seem so... Bright?
Yes, there is no such shining tile***lingbling~ sparkling feeling.
After pondering for a while, he immediately hammered his palm, "I know, this must be the reason why I haven't thought about it!" ”
He deeply remembered that he met an old man in a park a few years ago, and the old man said that if you want to be shiny, you have to plate it!
The longer the plate, the better the color!
Qing Yu thought so, and the beads and the head should be about the same, after all, they are all round.
So he didn't bother with anything, and immediately stretched out his sinful hands, and Sasuke's head rubbed violently, and the name was: Pan Play.
Sasuke was stunned again!
The forcible shaving of his hair had already made him doubt his life, but after all, he hadn't seen his image at this time, so he still had a bit of luck.
However, at this time, the other party's approach made him unable to understand it again.
What is this?
Do you want to kill him alive?
A strange man put his hands on his head, constantly playing with it...
Sasuke's mentality has collapsed a little.
"Why am I still alive?"
"Why hasn't this world been destroyed yet?"
"Die! Destroy the world! ”
Sasuke suddenly let out a weird laugh, and his body faintly began to emit black qi (illusion), and he looked completely broken.
It took 5 minutes to almost rub Sasuke's scalp off, and then Qing Yu stopped unsatisfied.
Isn't this a game at all?
It's just 'grinding'!
But the effect after 'polishing' is fantastic!
The sunlight shining through the dense foliage hit Sasuke's smooth egg head, reflecting a dazzling light that almost blinded someone's titanium dog's eyes!
Good... It's amazing!
If a bald head like this suddenly emerges from the crowd, it will definitely become the most beautiful cub on the street!
In the future, Ning will be a one-punch ninja Uchiha Saisuke! (The Devil shines on the Easter Egg chapter at the end of the previous chapter, which can only be seen at the starting point.) )
Qing Yu looked at his masterpiece and nodded with great satisfaction.
Then I thought about it.,Sneaked out the camera again.,A wave of all-round 360-degree photo shooting without dead ends in a punch Sasuke.,That's when I'm satisfied, I put away the camera and ran away.。
During the whole process, Sasuke hung his head lifelessly and didn't say a word.
It wasn't until soon after, when Kakashi caught up with Naruto and Sakura based on the marks he left along the way, that he finally found him!
"Sasuke-kun, are you okay? Assist... Belch... Is this Sasuke-kun? ”
Sakura looked at the bald white egg tied to the tree in front of her with a bewildered expression, and her expression was a little hesitant for a while, and she didn't dare to take another step.
And Kakashi and Naruto also have the same strange expressions, the kind of expressions that want to laugh but dare not laugh, for fear of hurting each other's self-esteem, but because they are so funny, they can't hold back.
"Sakura-chan, get Sasuke down."
Kakashi quietly pinched his thigh, then turned his face away and said with a straight face.
Naruto's expression was also very 'hideous' and 'distorted', and his lips were about to be bitten!
It's so painful, I can't do it, I can't help it!
Naruto, you have to hold on, you can't laugh, you definitely can't laugh!
Sasuke is so miserable, why are you embarrassed to laugh at him?!
But I really can't help it...
Naruto, who couldn't stand it, punched himself in the stomach without saying a word, and then fell to his knees with his stomach in his hands, his shoulders still twitching, making it impossible to tell whether this guy was enduring pain or snickering.
And when Sasuke was finally rescued, he immediately pushed Sakura away with a complicated look and rushed to the river.
Under everyone's gaze, Sasuke stiffened by the river as if he had suddenly pressed the pause button, looking at his image at this time in disbelief, and then stretched out his trembling hand and touched his head...
No...
There really isn't any...
There's not a single one left...
My hair!
"No !!"
"I'm going to kill you, I swear, I'm going to kill you!"
At this moment, the only trace of luck left was gone, and the huge impact of the head being shaved into a bald head erupted like a volcano!
All the negative emotions that had been suppressed before also gushed out together.
In the midst of this indescribable thrill, a magatama instantly condensed in Sasuke's eyes!
No one could have imagined that Sasuke would open the Sharingan at this time, and no one could have imagined that the reason why Sasuke opened the Sharingan would be because of this!
As the saying goes, the head can be broken and the blood can flow, and the hairstyle can't be messy!
Sasuke lost not only his hair, but also his looks, and... Assertive!
At this moment, Sasuke's most hopeful thing is that the end will come and the world will be destroyed.
That way he would no longer have to face the reality that he was completely unacceptable.