Chapter 17: Playing hot pot
As a ghost male, the sword soldier Wuji naturally does not live in the City God Temple, but lives in his own palace. The palace door was wide open, the curtain inside was deep, and the bronze lanterns were divided into two columns, lighting the fire of the soul. Tall terracotta warriors and horses guarded the main roads in the palace, and their nature was similar to that of the headless horsemen, all of whom attached their souls to dead things. There are also zombie palace ladies dressed in thin plains, kneeling to welcome the two kings, and the etiquette is full.
The throne of the sword and soldier is a locust wood dragon chair, and the nine dragons are entangled, which is very atmospheric. The sword soldier Wuji sat down, and was about to bring a chair to Qingyi, Qingyi also sat down peacefully, and the shadow throne was generated. When the king is seated, there are musicians on both sides of the hall to ring the bronze bell, its sound is simple and heavy, and every sound is penetrating the heart.
A woman in white entered the door, walked over, and said Wanfu to Qingyi: "The slave's surname is Zhao, his name is Xiangnu, and he has seen His Majesty." ”
This woman's face is bloodless, weak and pitiful, but her eyes are extremely bold, lingering in the autumn waves, and frequently seducing people's souls. She was dressed in white, a translucent white gauze undergarment, and a pair of moon-white embroidered shoes; Luo's skirt is also white, but it is so white that there are layers, the skirt is embroidered with gray and white, and the whole person is like an upside-down magnolia; The finishing touch is a red silk belt around her waist, which not only shows off her water snake waist, but also makes this plain white a little more angry.
Lady of the Bones Zhao Xiangnu: Level 65, skeleton (necromantic creature). Zhao Xiangnu was a rich lady before her death, and after her death, her ghost lingered, and she breathed death in the coffin. It is also a coincidence, a hundred years later, the white bones become essence, and he has practiced the magic power of white bones, which can transform his true face, seduce the young man and take his essence and blood. Although she provoked many Taoist priests, she was killed instead, the light Taoist heart collapsed, and the heavy body died away, gradually making her famous. Later, he was recruited by the ghost male and became his right and left hand. My favorite food is cactus. In fact, I would like to be called Mrs. White Bone, because she was still in the boudoir before her death and was not married. The skills he specializes in are [Necromancy], [Summoning Skeletons], [Bone Revival], [Bone Spear Spike: Falling Sky], and [Bone Light Escape]. You can also act in humanoid form before becoming a hero.
Qingyi smiled: "It's such a coincidence, it turns out that we are our own family!" "Isn't it? One is the White Bone Tyrant and the other is the White Bone Lady, both surnamed White Bone.
Zhao Xiangnu chuckled: "Your Majesty is laughing, you are a prince and noble, but the slave family is the dust and mud underground, where can it be compared?" ”
Dao Bing Wuji interjected: "This melon woman always remembers your sea of bones, if I hadn't stopped her, she would have run away with you!" ”
"Haha, then I almost have an extra right-hand man!" Qingyi got up and took out a few cosmetics from the storage bag: "I came in a hurry, and I didn't prepare a meeting gift." These cosmetics are all from the Succubus Tree, so take them. ”
How can a woman not love cosmetics? Especially the Succubus Tree brand cosmetics with their own natural charm and extremely difficult to get? Although Zhao Xiangnu has been dead for a hundred years, she is still a female after all, and she can't put it down for the meeting ceremony, and she thanked her again and again, holding Qingyi high.
And at this time, an unkempt and sloppy old man also stepped forward, glanced at Qingyi, and said: "You are riddled with murder and robbery, but your purple qi is gone, like a candle in the wind, it is also your life, and you can't complain about others." ”
Qingyi's eyes flashed with a different color, because Teacher Jiangchen had also said something similar. He knew that this sloppy old man was the only hero-level NPC under Sword Soldier Wuji, and it was also the key person who Sword Soldier Wuji could defeat Shuzhong, so he respectfully asked: "Old man, I don't know if there is a way to remedy it?" ”
"The Si people have passed away, but they refuse to go to the underworld, and they have violated the creation of heaven and earth. The road ahead of the rebel is not smooth, it is better to break the mind and be a leisurely idler, and this throne will not sit. The old man arched his hand towards Qingyi, and stood aside in a daze, as if there was something wrong with his IQ.
Xuanwei Sanren Guiguzi: ??? level, ghosts (necromantic creatures). Secluded in the ghost valley of Qingxi in Zhouyang City, he called himself Guiguzi, and his descendants called him "Wang Chan Ancestor". He is good at theology, military science, study tours, and birth studies, and is omnipotent, and even his disciples are heroes who are not born in the world. As the sons of the pre-Qin Dynasty, the Tao is profound, and he should have achieved sainthood, but because he privately taught the magic to mortals, he made the Spring and Autumn Troubled Times more than 50 years, and the lives were ruined, and he was hated by heaven and earth. Later, he was recruited by the ghost male and became his right and left hand. What I care about most in my life is that I suffered because of my intelligence, so I took the initiative to seal it and abandon my talents, which can be regarded as another atonement for this earthly world. The skills he is good at are: [Military Art] [Necronomical Domination], [???? 】、【???? 】、【???? 】、【???? 】。 The specialty is????。
People can't look good, this sloppy old man who is not a monk or a monk is a legendary figure like a general! This attribute says that he took the initiative to seal his wisdom, if he unlocks the seal one day, wouldn't he be able to leap from a hero to a "demigod"? How could Sword Soldier Wuji find such a good subordinate? Qingyi looked up to the sky and sighed: People are more angry than people!
"That old man can only be relied on for fighting, and he can't live without anyone to take care of him." Dao Bing Wuji made a brief introduction, and then shrugged his shoulders: "The rest of my subordinates have been made princes and kings, not here, anyway, they don't have any characteristics, it's the same whether you see it or not." Incense burner, come here! ”
Zhao Xiangnu put away the cosmetics and walked over Tingting, still smiling, but with frost on her pretty face, she stretched out a hand lightly, twisted her waist and circled left and right: "Your lord, you are wrong again, it's a fragrant slave, not an incense burner." ”
"The incense slave and the incense burner are all the same, and I will say which one is smooth! Rizhao incense burner produces purple smoke, you see, how cultured I am! The next time I see a mother-in-law called 'Purple Smoke', I must recruit it back, so as to fully show the artistic conception of this poem! After saying it uncleanly, the sword soldier laughed loudly and unscrupulously.
"The king is laughing at the house of Nanu again." Zhao Xiangnu smiled Yan Yan, one Qianqianyu hand covered her small mouth, and the other hand was still twisted violently, and she unscrewed off a piece of meat. Qingyi was speechless on the side: I have heard for a long time that the sword soldier is unscrupulous, and this woman has broken the defense with just an ordinary attack?
Dao Bing Wuji pointed to the wound and smiled: "I don't have any flesh in my ribs, this woman is domineering!" ”
Qingyi also smiled. If Clavisoer is a combination of a saint and a prostitute, then Zhao Xiangnu is a combination of Lin Daiyu and Wang Xifeng, with a sickly face, but pungent and refreshing, this character just happens to be compatible with the sword soldier Wuji. If you really give the sword soldier Wuji a sister Lin, I'm afraid she will die before she arrives in three days.
Now the ghost male patted the armrest of the dragon chair and shouted: "Come on, come on, cut ten catties of meat, take two jars of wine, and make a hot pot!" When you come to Sichuan, you don't play hot pot, melons are scary! ”
Zhao Xiangnu should be the role of the chief manager under the command of Ghost Xiong, and someone will enter the palace to serve when he claps his hands, everything is well organized, and sure enough, there is a woman in the family who is different. When the dishes were served, Qingyi took a look, and sure enough, it was human flesh. The shoulders and thighs were cut into a few knife edges, marinated in sauce, sprinkled with ginger flowers, green onions, peppercorns, and chili peppers, fragrant, and the most important thing was that the portion was enough. There is nothing surprising about the wine jar, but according to the NPC on the side, it is a human wine brewed with Chinese medicinal herbs and living people, which is very replenishing soul value.
"If I were from the Ministry of Culture, I would have to harmonize with you." Qingyi sighed. The horrific image of a man drowning in the smell of wine lingered in his mind.
"Eat, eat, don't talk nonsense, I don't like to listen!" The knife soldier grabbed a human leg, and with both hands, he tore the thighs and calves apart, and the meat was so tender that the juice flowed out, and I don't know if it was a man's leg or a woman's leg. He took a sip of wine, and then took a big gulp of meat, and ate it with oil.
"You're systematic, you don't have a little psychological barrier?" Qingyi looked the leg up and down, and then looked at the foodie necromantic king, in addition to surprise, it was still surprise.
"Day, a slut is hypocrisy! I've turned off my sense of taste and smell, so it's okay! Huh? Don't come along? ”
"Me? I won't eat meat, but wine is fine. Qingyi poured himself a bowl of wine, tasted it carefully, and said, "It's about the same as medicinal wine, but it really increases a lot of soul value!" Good stuff, you can't buy it outside, right? ”
"By the way, of course, we 'Huaxia' have to sell!" The sword soldier laughed.
"Give me a recipe later, and I'll go back and ask someone to brew it for my own use." Qingyi thought to herself that this wine should not be brewed with men, so as not to drink it out of psychological shadows.
The two monarchs talked happily with each other, and the rest of the people who accompanied them also pushed the cups, causing a demonic wind in the cave. Zhao Xiangnu grabbed a pickled pepper and gnawed it gently, but he adhered to the rules and never interjected. This hand has a name, called "cactus", which is comparable to the phoenix claw; Guiguzi muttered that he needed to replenish his brain recently, took a small spoon, and slashed at the jelly-like trembling brain in front of him, and people who didn't know thought he had a big grudge against his skull.
The sword soldiers are playing mandarin duck hot pot, with pepper peppers on one side and red dates and wolfberries on the other side, which is fragrant. He grabbed a few pieces of meat and asked Qingyi: "If you don't eat meat, forget it, why don't you have some vegetables?" ”
"No, it's time for me to go offline and sleep, and I'm going to work tomorrow." Qingyi is talking about American time.
The sword soldier was reluctant: "You hammer, what can you do if you sit for a while?" ”
"You don't have the right to talk about me when you go to bed on time!"
Qingyi scolded with a smile, the original underground line.
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"Gospel", the wilderness and secret realm.
Under the shade of the trees, Boss Armani is explaining a wilderness survival course to Suo'er.
"The Savage Secret Realm is a barbaric world without civilization, and you can't stretch out your hands for clothes and open your mouth for food like you did when you were a princess in the past."
Suo'er raised her face dissatisfied, and her tone was very impulsive: "I don't need others to take care of me." ”
"No, you do, because you don't have any skills. The water you drink is not brought by your own hands, and the food you eat is not grown with your own hands. You're just a piece of crap who depends on your dad. ”
Suo'er's heart was nameless, and she shouted, "Could it be that the food you eat is also planted by you?!" You can't do it yourself, why should I do it! "What annoys her the most is that adults have a lot of requirements for her, but adults are not qualified to let her do this and that!
"It's true that I don't grow vegetables, but I can earn money and buy food from merchants. All my equipment was earned by my own labor. Will you make money? How do you make money? You don't even have the most basic concept of money. Money will not fall from the sky, and no stranger will give it to you in vain, if you want to earn money, you have to be down-to-earth and pay blood and sweat. Ignoring the rebellious girl's confrontation, Giorgio Armani continued, "If you want to survive in the Savage Secret Realm, you first have to adapt to the environment. I tell you, in your house you have a bucket of water for a silver coin, but here you can't buy a cup of drinking water with a bag of gold. That's why our first rule of survival is how to find, make, and store drinking water. ”
"Water sources in the wild are not necessarily hygienic. Living water such as streams and rivers is fine, but stagnant water such as ponds does not circulate, and the humus layer underneath is prone to breeding a large number of bacteria or cultivating parasites. We can put alum or activated carbon to purify water, it is best to boil the water, and if possible, we can also make our own distilled water. ”
"The sap of plants may not be used as drinking water because many plants are poisonous. When you're not sure if a plant is edible, you have to taste it first, and if you feel bitter, spicy, or otherwise uncomfortable, spit it out and resolutely don't eat it. If you are fine with the tasting, you can only eat a small amount, and if you are healthy after eight hours, you can eat more. ”
Looking at the sun, the Armani boss said decisively: "Let's go, let's hunt." ”
What does hunting have to do with drinking water? Su'er was confused.