On the 23rd, American Comedy Central can be described as starry and vibrant.

What is it that makes James and Kobe, the kings of the NBA, willing to play supporting roles?

What is it that makes O'Neill, who has been eaten by Bei Ye, reincarnate?

When the famous American comedian Kevin Hart looked at tonight's guest list, he was so used to seeing big scenes that he was nervous, can you believe it?

"Oh my God, did we kidnap Stern?" Kevin Hart said jokingly.

All the stars gather, just for a spray!

As early as after Comedy Central announced the list of main coffee and guests for this year's "Tucao Conference", the entire United States exploded.

This may be the strongest guest lineup in the history of "Tucao Conference".

The guests in the basketball circle are James, Kobe, Durant, Curry, Harden, Griffin......

If it weren't for the limited guest list, it is rumored that there would be a truckload of NBA stars who want to complain about Lin Yi.

The guests in the entertainment industry include Taylor Swift and Scarlett Johansson......

Even Beckham in the football circle came to visit the door, but there was no way, because of Lin Yi, the guest list of this "Tucao Conference" has been expanded three times.

In O'Neill's words, tonight, we're family!

If you don't spray Lin Yi to death, he O'Neal will carry Kobe Bryant's shoes for the rest of his life!

Or do you say that Lin Yi's popularity exploded?

You must know that the audience sitting in the audience tonight includes DeRozan, Paul, boxing champion, Klay, Flynn and Maddie, who came back from the CBA to participate in the Tucao Conference, and Yao Ming, who became the boss......

Look to the sky!

Lin Yi, who has always felt that he is very popular, found that this group of people is simply plastic friendship!

Backstage in the studio, James and Durant turned enemies into friends, and the smiles on their faces were all too real.......

O'Neal and Kobe Bryant met with a grudge, and even when they entered, the shark carried O'Neal again.

OK combination reappears, tonight I will let Lin Yi's bastard know that your uncle is still your uncle!

This year's "Tucao Conference" is destined to break the ratings record.

Captain Kevin Hart laughed as he came out, "I'm very sympathetic to Seth [Logan] right now. ”

"Look at tonight's lineup, look at what he hosted last year, hey, who's James Franco?"

After the brief opening ceremony, Hart began to comment on tonight's guests one by one, as is customary.

"Oh? Let's see, Shaq O'Neal, Shaq, I'm going to show first and foremost that I'm your fan. Hart said to O'Neill in a serious manner.

O'Neill, who was in the guest seat, hammered his chest and thanked Hart.

"But Shaq, aren't you supposed to be in Bell's stomach?"

"Oh, let me think about it, it must have been Bell who found out when he was about to eat you, oh, why is this guy's Jiba so big!" Hart's "rhetoric" almost didn't kill Kobe Bryant.

Bryant's smile was exactly the same as when he was 17, and O'Neal himself was happy, and the shark squinted and pointed at Hart, meaning, you wait.

"Kobe Bryant, oh my God, five-time NBA champion, Shaq's most powerful little brother, my idol!" Hart said as he motioned for the audience to applaud Kobe.

He glanced at O'Neill just now, and slightly hammered his chest to show respect.

"But Kobe, how did you get into such misery? Oh, you can't have been kicked out of the house by Vanessa, right? Well, I think Bryant's story successfully tells us that when he kicked Shaq to Miami, he definitely didn't expect that there was someone in his family who could kick him out of the house. Hart complained.

Next, Hart complained about James and Griffin separately, and when complaining about Durant, Hart laughed: "Kevin, the best scorer the NBA has ever had." ”

Durant was just about to take the lead in cheering, but he didn't expect Hart to change his words, "Kevin, in order to take care of you tonight, we successfully invited Scarlett and the bathtub, believe me, you will like it." ”

Du Xiaoshuai covered his face with one hand, but Hart's complaining did not stop, "You will definitely like Lin and Scarlett's bath water." ”

The widow sister in the guest seat shook her head and smiled bitterly, while Durant's face collapsed instantly.

The whole Comedy Central suddenly came to the first ** of the night.

The scale of the crooked nut complaint is indeed very large, but after Hart finished complaining, he also apologized to Olsen in front of the TV: "Beautiful Elizabeth, please ignore me, okay, although you may not be able to see me." ”

As a famous dwarf, Kevin Hart, who is about the same height as a Chinese writer, is often complained of being a hobbit.

And after complaining about the guests present tonight one by one, Hart also invited tonight's main coffee.

"He's a three-time NBA MVP winner, look out guys, three times in a row." The scene was rare and serious for a few seconds, and everyone gave Lin Yi a round of applause in unison.

"He's only 24 years old, but he's already got a lot of accolades."

"New Yorkers affectionately call him the magician of New York."

"But I want to say that no matter how successful a person is, he also has his own unspeakable secrets."

Hart pointed to the guest seats, "Look, how bad the great Lin people are, you know, the people waiting in line to complain tonight can get from Manhattan to Beverly Hills." ”

Hart looked back at Lin Yi, who had already walked to the main stage, "Hey, I said man, how can you mix so badly?" The last guy to mix so badly like you in the NBA, as far as I know, is still ......"

Hart gestured to Kobe Bryant in the guest seat with his eyes, and Kobe Bryant also showed his superb shooting skills, picking up the mineral water bottle and throwing an intercontinental ballistic shot from the guest seat, and the water bottle successfully hit the iron.

Hart, who dodged Kobe's sneak attack, continued to complain unmoved: "It's crazy, look at the guests who want to complain about Lin tonight, LeBron, Kevin, Shaq, ......"

"Usually I see so many black buddies sitting together and [a black American confession show] taking an envelope to announce the paternity test results."

O'Neal in the guest seat couldn't help but laugh when he heard this, and Hart looked at him, "Hey, I said man, don't look at me like that, you look like a brain-dead." ”

Kobe Bryant, who was next to O'Neal, couldn't hold back any longer, and this time he laughed directly and fell to the ground.

Hart smashed his tongue, "By the way, Shaq, how did you come up with the idea of coming to the Tucao Conference?" ”

"I think our program team must have found TNT TV and said, send your third funny person."

"What, he's not available? Okay, send Shaq over. ”

O'Neal in the guest seat smiled politely, after all, as a college student, O'Neill wouldn't litter water bottles like a high school student.

"Okay, let's get down to business."

"New York fans also refer to Lin as the god on the basketball court."

"Fans who have watched Lin know how great he is."

"It's so great that when I was just backstage, my buddy LeBron told me that he wanted to blow Lin's dog head directly with an AK."

"Let's welcome Lin again!"

"King of New York!"

Lin Yi, who was dressed in formal clothes, can be regarded as an official appearance.

Although the night of December 23 is destined to be a heart-piercing trip.

But there is one thing to say.

When the cheers of "MVP, MVP" rang out in Comedy Central, you have to admit that the Chinese player is already a legend.

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PS: The third watch, the first three shifts today, boom!