The American version of "Tucao Conference" is both in terms of scale and program content, in the words of the host Hart himself: vulgar and vulgar.

Moreover, this is still a show that can directly call black people "".

The first guest to complain tonight is Curry.

As soon as the elementary school student came on the stage, he said: "It's an honor to come to my good buddy Lin's spit conference, oh! Even more honored, I actually met Shaq again, you know, Shaq is a very dominant center, his nickname is Superman, Asteroid Destroyer......"

"As we all know, Shaq is still in addition to Wilt, Bill, Karim, Hashim, Patrick...... The greatest center in the NBA other than Yao and Dwight. ”

As soon as Curry came to power, he threw out a stalk, it seemed that he was complaining about O'Neal's historical status, but in fact, the careful Lin Yi found that the elementary school students just ranked O'Neal to 13th.

In terms of details, it's really not Lin Yi bragging, who of you here can be thinner than Kobe?

Because Nag had just counted carefully, Kobe Bryant's face had a knowing smile when he heard Curry read O'Neal's name at number 13.

"It's a pleasure to be on stage tonight with the great Kobe Bryant, and here, I want to pay my respects to Kobe."

"People used to criticize me and say that Stephen only knew about waste."

"Seriously, as a basketball player, you're always going to face all kinds of criticism and doubts, and I'd like to thank the people who have criticized me because you've made me better."

"I'm curious, though, and I've looked at my technical stats carefully, and my career three-point shooting percentage is 43.4% so far, while the great Mamba career total shooting percentage is 44.9%......"

"Oh, I'm not very good at math, but if you compare it to the same 10 shots, it seems like I'm a little bit more efficient than Mamba, hey, Kobe, how did you do that?"

"How did you manage to be seen as a hero in Los Angeles and successfully get rid of Shaq, why don't I get such praise?" Curry turned his head to look at Kobe, who threw up his head and laughed.

"Well, we all know that Kobe is Lin's idol, but I want to say to my good buddy Lin, although you have been imitating Kobe, your shooting percentage is not Mamba at all." Curry said.

"Lin is the famous king of poisonous chicken soup, and he often says in interviews that he is playing on talent, and to be honest, I've put up with him for a long time."

"Lin, I'd love to tell you that you're really playing with talent, because if you're as tall as Stephen, you definitely can't be as great as Stephen."

Curry's complaint successfully attracted bursts of cheers from the audience, especially Harden on stage, and nightclub den suddenly opened his sleepy eyes.

Well done, Stephen!

Lin Yi, who was sitting in the main coffee position, covered his face with one hand, wait for Stephen, when the Knicks are a guest of the Warriors in the second half of the season, I won't call Lin Yi if you don't cry!

After Curry's complaining ended, the next guests to appear on the stage were Beckham and Griffin.

Xiaobei also threw a high-level stalk after he came on the field.

After introducing himself to the United Kingdom, Becky first said to Kobe that Britain is in Europe, then to James that Europe is a continent, and finally to O'Neal that the continent cannot be drunk as milk.

This stalk is to complain about the poor cultural quality of black people, and they often get some geographical common sense wrong.

When complaining about Lin Yi, Beckham used three unbelievable words to describe Lin Yi in a row.

This is complaining that the last time Barkley commented on the Knicks game, Fligg, who couldn't find an adjective, only knew how to describe the game with unbelief.

Xiaobei also carried out a wave of self-blackening when he complained, he first said that he was a well-known good man, and so was Lin Yi.

However, just when the audience gave Xiaobei applause, Xiaobei suddenly changed his words, "I didn't expect that there are still women who believe that there are really good men in this world." ”

Xiaobei revealed that there were not 81 tender models he had, but at least 58, and when he said this, Xiaobei also looked at Lin Yi with an expression of "brother understands you".

Look to the sky!

This is an absolute ultimate.

This black method of injuring a thousand enemies and injuring eight hundred of oneself made Lin Yi not even have a chance to fight back.

The close-up was also given to David Beckham's wife.

Victoria smiled politely at the camera.

As for whether Sister-in-law Bei will stew Xiaobei into braised pig's trotters when she goes home, then Lin Yi doesn't know.

Anyway, after tonight, Lin Yi felt that he would definitely be made into steamed pig's trotters by Ao Mei.

Compared with Xiaobei's complaint, Silly Chai's complaint is obviously a little less interesting.

In fact, the script of the real silly Fen is very good, but this product obviously has a problem with the rhythm when talking about talk shows.

Like Xiaobei just now, the most interesting thing about complaining is that he smiled at Lin Yi, and Griffin's speed of speech was too fast, causing many wonderful stalks to be missed by people.

Summing up Griffin's speech, Captain Kevin Hart laughed that Griffin was more suitable to go to E.

And the widow sister who appeared next was R.

When Scarlett Johansson came on stage, she smiled at Durant first.

At that time, Du Xiaoshuai didn't mention how happy he was,, goddess, my goddess smiled at me!

It's a pity that Durant hasn't been happy for 3 seconds.

"Kevin, it's nice to see you tonight, I've always wondered why you want to drink my bathwater?"

"Trust me, you're not going to be interested in my bathwater, because you might taste something 'weird' when you drink my bathwater."

"For example, XXXX of me and Lin."

Before going to "Tucao Conference", the guests and the main coffee will be informed of the scale of the content of the show, Lin Yi has watched "Tucao Conference" and knows that this show has no bottom line, but what Lin Yi never expected was that the first stalk of the widow sister was so dirty.

Captain Kevin Hart took the lead in screaming, it's so exciting, it's so exciting!

Durant suddenly collapsed......

Lin Yi believes that if there is a katana at this time, Durant will definitely commit suicide by disembowelment on the spot.

Scarlett's wave of complaints is more ruthless than directly rejecting Durant, and can only be described as frenzy.

It's just that......

Lin Yi really wanted to say, why did he become the widow's shield with labor and capital?

Tonight's widow sister shouldn't be wearing the clothes of the American team, right?

Lin Yi knew very well that after the show was broadcast, he would not be able to wash it off even if he jumped into Scarlett's bathwater.

And Durant, who suffered a "fatal chicken beating" from the widow sister, took the stage next.

Du Xiaoshuai's mood when he came to the stage was obviously not as good as at the beginning, and even when he complained about Lin Yi, he forgot his words in embarrassment......

I have to say that the wave of big moves just now directly knocked out Mantis Du.

It's a real spike!

Don't play anything with you and fight and retreat, go straight to the front of the anus!

Tonight's guests are obviously out of the way, and when it was Big Mildew's turn to take the stage, she was just complained about by Kevin Hart as a bus, and she also teased Hart on the spot.

At that time, Mildew revealed a room number, and Hart also cooperated with his mobile phone to write it down.

"Oh, Kevin, I think you need to bring a stool." Mildew said to Hart.

Hart had a black question mark face, and Mildew continued, "Because of this, you can stand in the chair and watch me and Lin Papa." ”

Lin Yi on the side: "......"

Although Lin Yi knew that Mildew was satirizing Hart's poor height, he ...... Be reasonable, you're endless!

Are you trying to join forces to turn me into a blind monk?

Lin Yi felt that his heart had been hit by 10,000 critical points.

When I go home, I'm afraid that the washboard won't be able to save me.

However, Lin Yi's heart-piercing journey has just begun.

Because after the big mildew left, it was O'Neill who appeared on the stage.

The angry shark was not polite, and O'Neal responded to Curry as soon as he came up, saying that Curry was born in a good era, because if it was in the 90s, the coach would not have been able to send him on the court.

O'Neal said solemnly: "Here, I have to support Karl (Malone), because what he said is not wrong at all, the current NBA is a bunch of elementary school students playing. ”

"Even kids like Stephen can sneak on the basketball court."

Then, O'Neal also mentioned the Lakers dynasty back then, O'Neal first warned Lin Yi like a "big senior" that before the dynasty was established, even if you won more MVPs, you were nothing.

Then, the Shark suddenly changed his words, and he thanked the Lakers' coach and teammates back then, "Here I have to thank Kobe, because he pushed me to win three consecutive championships." ”

And when Kobe Bryant and O'Neal looked at each other affectionately, O'Neal said: "I have to thank Kobe again, because Kobe Bryant also pushed me to Miami." ”

The shark made a "who cares" expression as he spoke, and I have to say that O'Neill is born with a comedic face, and it would be a waste for this kind of person not to act in comedy.

In addition, O'Neal complained that Lin Yi was so tall, but he often picked up rebounds like a guard.

"Lin always likes to slap his chest and roar after he finishes shooting, hey, I said buddy, although your shooting is very accurate, but if I had just turned on the TV, I would have mistakenly thought that you had completed a split dunk."

Lin Yi, who was sitting in the main coffee seat, felt both angry and funny, Lin Yi was angry that O'Neill exposed his true face in public, and laughed at the shark's serious nonsense skills.

Comedy Central was full of joy tonight, and Harden, Kobe Bryant and James also showed their outstanding black skills.

Harden complained that Lin Yi was better at making fouls than him, but people had always had prejudices against him because of his beard.

Kobe Bryant joked that it was only a matter of time before he broke Havlicek's all-time NBA iron record, but Kobe Bryant didn't mind that his name would appear at the top of the all-time iron list.

Because only great scorers get enough shots, Bryant joked that if it weren't for O'Neal's frequent strokes on the court, the Sharks would have missed twice as many shots as he had hit.

And just when people thought that Kobe Bryant said that this paragraph was in Black O'Neal, he suddenly turned his head to look at Lin Yi, "Lin, believe me, the number one in the future history list must be yours, I am optimistic about you." ”

Lin Yi: "......"

When it was James' turn to play, the little emperor first carried out a wave of self-blackening, and he called himself the emperor without a crown.

"So you have also seen, tonight Lin is the main coffee, and I am the supporting role."

"But I'm not going to be discouraged because I know my son will win the championship ahead of Billin's son." James added.

The little emperor is a Zaza N...... Off the court, Curry and Kobe, who were affected by James' wave of AOE, suddenly felt innocent.

Lin Yi almost laughed.

Okay, you're done complaining, right?

It's time to show off the real technology!

After James left the game, Lin Yi cleaned up his mood.

You must know that in order to prepare for this "Tucao Conference", Lin Yi has recently searched through major forums.

Get ready for trial from Keyboard Warriors!

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PS: First update