756. Attack on Teacher Huang!
For Huang Lei who had read the review book for a long time and had not yet read the text and the number of words had exceeded the standard, Chen Kezhou was extremely unhappy in his heart, although he knew that he should be the next one.
"Dear state,
I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.
I really shouldn't have hit someone.
Let your face as a big director be wiped out.
Next time I should just go on strike.
Ay. ”
Huang Lei sighed, looked at Chen Kezhou with a smile, and saw that the more unsightly Chen Kezhou's face was, he was about to beat someone.
"Speak from the heart, Lao Chen." Huang Lei put the review book aside, looking very sincere, "It's not right for me to beat you, and it's not right for me to make you lose face, but you really can't calculate us like this, right?" ”
"A sky-high bill all at once...... Then our mushroom house is too miserable. If this thing is going to fall on ordinary people, then I will fight with you a long time ago. ”
Chen Kezhou's face was slightly better when he saw Huang Lei speaking so sincerely, but it was difficult to agree with Huang Lei's words, "We are recording a show, and the show must have contradictions in order to be interesting, which is what I have always believed."
And the life we yearn for has been recorded for so many seasons, and it is always that kind of eating and broadcasting, and if you are not tired of it, netizens will be tired of it.
As for the operation of the two of us during the day, how many netizens think it is quite happy? ”
……
Netizens in the live broadcast room listened to Chen Kezhou's straightforward analysis and agreed.
"yes, we don't want to watch Brother Rui cook every time! Hungry to watch! Then you can only eat and order takeout! Fat! ”
"That's right! We prefer ...... Watch the mushroom house and the guests at work! ”
"I'm not like you anymore, I only like my sister!"
"I like it too!"
"But I made an exception today to like the three fairy sisters of Xiansan!"
"Hahaha!"
"Then you take away the little fairy, and I'll take away this group of handsome old guys!"
"I'm afraid you won't be able to hold that Maomao!"
"Hahaha!"
……
"But our original intention of doing the show was not to please the audience." Huang Lei looked at Chen Kezhou and said helplessly, "If it's to please the audience, then let's just invite comedians." ”
Chen Kezhou was silent for a while, as if their original intention of doing this show was indeed not to please the audience, but to find a pure land that everyone can rely on in the midst of the traffic of high-rise buildings, so that everyone can try to slow down their lives.
So strictly speaking, it's really not about pleasing the audience.
"So, Lao Chen, what do the audience like?
Have you really seriously thought about it? ”
Chen Kezhou looked at Huang Lei and shook his head, "Of course I thought about it, but I think that the appropriate contradiction still needs to be there." ”
"Hey, yes, you also said that it was a proper contradiction." Huang Lei clapped his hands, "Is it appropriate to call the contradiction you made for us today?" Tell me? ”
Chen Kezhou was silent and returned to his place.
Seeing that Chen Kezhou didn't answer, Huang Lei knew that he had won the quarrel, of course, it was not a quarrel, it was just reasoning with Chen Kezhou, and the appropriate contradiction could increase the highlights, but a contradiction like today's one is definitely too much in Huang Lei's opinion.
This is equivalent to directly pressing several times the debt on the head of the mushroom house's current income.
Whoever is replaced has to be fried.
And this kind of thing Huang Lei will admit the first time, but he will not admit it the second time.
Peng Peng is not so stupid.
After all, everyone is an adult, and playing with a little trick and caution, once is okay, two or three times is naturally not okay.
"Alright, Mr. Huang, let's come back for dinner!" He Jiong smiled, "This night is quite unique, except for eggs, I can't even see any shredded meat." ”
"Huh? Isn't this plate a fried shredded pork? Huang Lei pointed to tearing the oyster mushrooms with his hands, looking surprised.
"Where can I do that, that's Pleurotus eryngii!" He Jiong smiled and said, "Aren't there six new guests here today?" ”
"Oh, I remember." Huang Lei made a sudden realization, "I heard that these six new guests ordered very expensive dishes, which directly made us go into debt!" ”
"Oh, that's it." He Jiong slapped his thigh, "Actually, we are not slapping a swollen face and becoming fat, this is all a trap set by the program team for us!" ”
"Then I know, I just finished reading the review and just listened to the review." Huang Lei nodded in agreement, "But in someone's review book, he didn't admit his mistake at all about trapping us." ”
"So, such a person ......"
"Still owe it!" Huang Lei answered.
A two-talk comedy that is not too authentic made the new guests blush, and Chen Kezhou also had nothing to say, who knows if they have to say such a paragraph before eating?
"Alright, alright." Huang Lei sat down, and then greeted the new guests, "So today, first of all, let's welcome the new guests, that is, the leading actors of our former Legend of Sword and Fairy, welcome." ”
Hu Ge and the others hurriedly said thank you, because ...... Just now, Huang Lei disliked them again.
"Although, these guests are all ordering food, but there is no way, the one who comes is a guest." Huang Lei then said, "However, I definitely don't have to eat meat at night, so I can only eat vegetarian." ”
Hu Ge looked at the sky speechlessly, how could he answer this?
How to pick up?
"However, it's actually good to eat a proper vegetarian diet, after all, it's not okay to eat big fish and meat."
"Alright, let's go." He Jiong couldn't help laughing, seeing that the new guests looked loveless, and knew that Huang Lei would continue to play blackface, and he would play whiteface.
"Eat." Huang Lei immediately spoke, and took the lead in sandwiching a piece of Kung Pao tofu into his mouth, the tofu skin was crispy, with some sweet and spicy flavor, and the inside was tender and smooth, which was very suitable for the teeth of the elderly, and also took care of the taste of the elderly, and then nodded with satisfaction, "Xiao Rui, you have done a good job with this tofu!" ”
"It's especially good for people like me who are older."
Ling Rui crushed a piece of tofu with his chopsticks, "Master, you are still too old, at least another ten or twenty years." ”
"Hey, that's coming soon." Huang Lei said that he took a pair of chopsticks and oyster mushrooms, unceremoniously put them in his mouth, and then opened his eyes with satisfaction, "It's like fried shredded pork, fried or shredded lean meat like chicken breast, and the seasoning is very good!" ”
Ling Rui smiled and nodded, "Master, you can eat more if you like it anyway." ”
"That's, after all, I'm old." Huang Lei continued.
The new guests were embarrassed to be embarrassed one by one, except for some people, of course.
"Wow, this is delicious!" Lin Zicong ate Kung Pao tofu, "Why is this tofu so delicious!" Tender and crispy! There's also a hint of sweetness! ”
"The craftsmanship is really good!" Huo Jianhua also nodded in agreement.
"It's delicious." Yang Mi exhaled, "I'm convinced!" ”。
"I'm also convinced." Shi Shi also nodded, "Hey...... No wonder the program team is afraid that they won't be able to suppress the mushroom house, the fundamental reason is here. ”
"Yes."