755. Review

After listening to He Jiong's words, everyone began to look forward to it, well, with a smile in anticipation.

And the live broadcast room suddenly boiled.

"Wow wow! Here we go, here we go! The main event! ”

"Awesome! Haha, I can still see Mr. Huang reading the review in my lifetime! ”

"No, in our lifetime, we can still see the director also on the show to read the review!"

"I'm laughing to death!"

"I want to laugh when I think about the day!"

"Hahaha, everyone, look, the director is in! Oops, Mr. Huang is also standing in the middle! ”

……

He Jiong coughed lightly and looked at the two, "You two, who will come first?" ”

"He first!"

"He first!"

reacted in unison, so that everyone who was already holding back their laughter did not hold back their laughter and laughed directly.

Huang Lei glared back, and everyone laughed.

"In that case, Director Chen will come first." He Jiong spoke directly, at this time, it is natural to maintain his own family, although Chen Kezhou is also a person who yearns for life, but he is not a person from the mushroom house.

Chen Kezhou's eyes widened and he looked at He Jiong, "Why didn't Teacher Huang come first." ”

"Because you started calculating the mushroom house first." Huang Lei smiled proudly.

Chen Kezhou's face was ugly, he snorted, and then took out a piece of paper from his pocket, on which was naturally a review book.

"Come on, come on, let the netizens in front of the camera take a look first!" He Jiong hurriedly spoke, "Lao Zheng! Xiao Liu! ”

"Ahem, here!"

No one refused He Jiong's order.

At least, today's laughter is settled.

Chen Kezhou's face darkened.

But there is nothing to do, since you have to read it, it is nothing to show it to everyone.

Then, netizens saw a few hundred words that were quite refreshing, and the writing was also good.

"Hahaha, the director's sincerity is actually quite high."

"But...... What a routine! ”

"Don't be a routine, it's very face-saving to be able to write!"

"Hahaha, that's right."

Netizens happily discussed.

"Then Director Chen, please start." He Jiong skewed the host.

Chen Kezhou exhaled, looked at the review book, and began to read,

"Dear netizens, guests of the mushroom house, all the staff of the longing life, everyone, good evening.

I'm sorry to stand here today and read the review to you.

As the director of the longing for life program group, I'm really sorry, I'm sorry that I let everyone watch the joke in the morning, so that everyone has a bad impression of the life they yearn for, and it may also make some children think that the fight is a joke.

The first thing I want to say is that fighting, it's not right. So, I want to apologize to Mr. Huang for this, because, I hit Mr. Huang.

So, Mr. Huang, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have hit you during the day!

The child who fights is not a good child, so don't learn from me.

Of course, don't learn from Mr. Huang.

So, what if someone else bullies you?

Then all I can say is, an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.

Above, Chen Kezhou. ”

Then everyone applauded the face.

Chen Kezhou's face turned even redder, why did he applaud when he read a review book? It's embarrassing, okay?

And Huang Lei, while listening, was very helpless, dare to love you think you hit me wrong? Isn't it right to calculate the mushroom house?

Hehe.

Lao Chen, Lao Chen, you want to play with words.

Okay, let's do it together.

"Okay, next, Mr. Huang." He Jiong spoke, "Mr. Huang will show you the review book first. ”

Huang Lei didn't care about the review book to the camera.

The live broadcast room blew up.

"Wait a minute, what did I see!"

"Mr. Huang's ability to count water words is a fight with the author!"

"I'll go, it's worthy of Teacher Huang! It's an old fox! I'm convinced! ”

"Haha, amazing!"

"Hahaha! Sit back and wait for Mr. Huang to read the review! ”

"Sit back and wait for +1!"

Netizens continued to laugh because of Huang Lei's review book...... Well, more routine.

Huang Lei cleared his throat, and then began to read,

"Dear Jiongjiong, I'm sorry, I failed to live up to your expectations of me."

Wide-eyed Teacher He: !! Mr. Huang, are you so deep?

"As your partner, I shouldn't hit the director directly, which will damage your image."

Others: ...... Teacher Huang's routine is so deep!

"Dear apprentice, Xiao Rui, I'm sorry, as your master, I feel that this incident may have damaged my image in your heart, and I am deeply sorry for this.

However, rabbits can bite when they are in a hurry. I believe that you will be able to understand your master and me. ”

Ling Rui: ...... Master, how can you let me answer this? I understand, but is it appropriate for you to have such a water word count in this review book? Aren't you afraid that readers will beat you directly?

"Dear Zifeng, I'm sorry. As your elder, I feel that I have caused you a bad influence, and here, I am also sorry. But I believe that you must understand me, there are really people who deceive people too much! ”

Zifeng: Dad Huang, how can I answer this!

"Lovely Pemba, I'm sorry. As the old yellow of the mushroom house, I feel that I have set a bad example for you, so you must not follow me! Don't panic! So my handling this time is wrong! ”

The lovely Peng Peng looked confused: Teacher Huang deserves to be Teacher Huang, this is okay, easy 300 words, right?

"Finally, new guests, I'm sorry. As the patriarch of the mushroom house, let you see the embarrassed side of the mushroom house, it is our dereliction of duty not to treat you well, we should try to get shark fin, abalone, Kobe beef, king crab...... If you don't have these ingredients tomorrow, please stay a few more days, and I'll get them for you!" ”

Hu Ge couldn't cry or laugh, if they stayed for a few more days, would they still have a way to live?

In the live broadcast room, netizens laughed.

"Teacher Huang is still an old fox, what a wit!"

"Hey, so Director Chen...... You'd better surrender quickly! It's really hard to fight! ”

"That's right, Director Chen, don't go up to find abuse every time you fight!"

"Look at it, I haven't apologized to you yet, it's just three hundred words! Enough is enough! ”

"Hahaha!"

Chen Kezhou's face was indeed ugly, he never expected Huang Lei to come to such an operation! This set of words is too much, right, I apologized for a long time, and I haven't apologized to him, the main owner? When is he muddy? Don't you think it's too much?

Anger is about to rush to the crown.

"The staff of the Longing for Life program group, I'm sorry, it's not what I want to let you watch your dear leaders being whipped in the morning. It's just that I feel like your hearts stand with me.

But if there is a next time, I think, you will still be happy to see it. ”

Chen Kezhou: ...... mmp! Are you exposing people like this?

The staff's eyes widened, Mr. Huang, it's good that you know this yourself, what are you saying to do! If you say that, we'll be finished tomorrow!