As the main coffee tonight, Lin Yi attracted bursts of cheers from the scene when he appeared on the stage.

Although I don't want to admit that Lin Yi is better than me, whether it is Durant or James, everyone is very convinced of Lin Yi's popularity.

Durant unwillingly peeked at the widow sister, only to see Scarlett Johansson's eyes blurred, staring intently at Lin Yi.

Won't love anymore.

It's a world of love.

It's a world where you only look at faces.

At this moment, Durant just wants to open his arms and embrace Wei Shao.

Because Durant found that even if he lost the whole world, Wei Shao would be by his side.

Inexplicably, Durant clenched his mantis fist, "No matter what happens in the future, I must win the championship with Russell." ”

Wait, since this evil world wants to be my enemy, then I, Durant, will definitely see God and kill God!

At this moment, there is a classic quote on the Internet that is very suitable to describe Durant's current mood.

Durant wants this day, he can no longer cover his eyes, he wants this heavenly gods and Buddhas, disappear!

It's a pity that Lin Yi didn't know that Durant's inner activities off the court were so exciting, otherwise he would definitely tell Durant that the second year of secondary school is a disease and must be cured, a young man!

On the stage, Lin Yi began his own performance.

"It's a pleasure to be able to participate in the spit conference hosted by O'Neill's little **." Lin Yi looked at Kevin Hart and said.

Hart on the field was almost angry when he heard this.

Lin Yi is a black and black two, both blackening Hart's short stature and blackening O'Neill's bird.

Immediately afterwards, Lin Yi looked at it and said, "Shaq, uh-uh-uh!" ”

"Shaq, uh-uh!"

"Shaq, uh-uh!"

Just when the audience was puzzled why Lin Yi was screaming O'Neill's name while pronouncing it, Lin Yi suddenly said: "I have always preferred to communicate with Shaq in his native language. ”

"You know, Shaq was brought into the United States in the first place with a chain."

"Obviously, the quality of the chain is not very good."

"Scarlett, you have to be careful, because maybe Shaq will grab you and run to the roof of the Empire State Building after the show is finished, uh-uh-uh!"

With Lin Yi's complaining, O'Neill also stood up and cooperated with Lin Yi to beat his chest.

Lin Yi waved his hand to signal O'Neal to sit down, then turned his head to look at Kobe Bryant and said, "Kobe, one of the greatest scoring guards of all time in the NBA, Michael Jordan's best imitator, my idol." ”

Off the court, Bryant patted his chest with a smile.

"Believe me, this is probably the worst Michael hacked ever." Lin Yi paused for a few seconds and said.

The smile on Kobe's face gradually disappeared, of course he wouldn't be really angry, but he cooperated and made a throat-cutting salute to Lin Yi.

"Kobe Bryant once famously said that even if he misses the first ten shots, he will make a resolute shot on his eleventh shot."

"Bryant did a little bit in the game, in the 2001/2002 season, Bryant took a crazy 47 shots in a game against the Celtics, and then managed to hit 30 times."

"Hey, I don't think anyone here tonight has ever been so crazy, oh, don't get me wrong, I'm talking about the players here tonight after a game, I'm afraid they won't even be able to shoot Kobe's iron."

"Kobe, I wish you an early break Havlicek's record, this time, the Lakers players have finally managed to steal an all-time first from the Celtics players!"

Nagging that his head was blacked out tonight, Kobe Bryant regretted it a little now, why didn't he complain more ruthlessly just now?

After complaining about Kobe, Lin Yi set his eyes on Griffin again.

"Blake, nice to meet you."

"However, who gave you the courage to participate in the "Tucao Conference"?"

"You have no idea how miserable you're going to be tonight."

"Trust me, Blake! Jenna (Griffin's ex-girlfriend) will definitely be spitting at you in front of the TV while being hard by Justin Bieber. ”

The scale of "Tucao Conference" is notoriously large, Lin Yi is not a virgin, since he is on this kind of show, he must let it go.

It is useless to blindly set up a character and emphasize one's own quality in the American version of "Tucao Conference", and if you want to blame, you can only blame the English for being "broad and profound".

Griffin was so blackened by Lin Yi that he was about to cry, but don't say it, after Griffin heard Lin Yi say this, this stupid firewood now wants to punch Bieber a few times.

Of course, Lin Yi didn't know Griffin's thoughts, in fact, if he wanted to beat Bieber, Griffin didn't need to do it himself, because Bieber has always been the first on the list of the most hated people in the United States.

Sometimes Lin Yi can't understand why Bieber has so many brainless fans.

A person who is drunk driving, defecating on the street, taking drugs, **, bisexual, and dumping everything on his underage in the future will actually succeed in whitewashing, can you believe it?

It can only be said that the American people are indeed "tolerant".

They are so tolerant that they naively think that Justin Bieber will be a good person.

To get back to the point, after getting rid of the stupid firewood, Lin Yi's next target is Harden.

"James Harden, the last time I saw him was at 4 a.m. in New York, oh, don't get me wrong, I was just starting practice and James was coming out of the club."

"James likes to defend with his eyes when he's on the court, I think everyone misunderstands him because he's obviously not sober up yet, and he treats the opponents on the court as prey in nightclubs......"

"Thinking about it this way, it's good that Shaq is retired...... Shaq, I have to congratulate you, because James has always liked to have a bigger butt. ”

The atmosphere of the Comedy Center scene has been brought to Lin Yi **, don't look at Lin Yi's spit tonight translated into Chinese almost half of it is "personal attack", but in the eyes of the good old beauty, Lin Yi is called talented.

There is a big cultural difference between China and the United States, and Da Yao, who is sitting in the audience tonight, has a deep experience.

Da Yao now feels that it is not for nothing that Lin Yi can achieve his current achievements in the NBA, because for most international players, the biggest problem in integrating into the NBA is cultural differences.

Wake up, this group of geniuses in the NBA, except for a very few, everyone is all the way up with basketball scholarships, the so-called black culture, to put it mildly, really few normal Chinese can accept.

The so-called black rap ...... Most of them are swear words and are unsightly.

Ironically, a future Chinese rapper snapped a reindeer while showing off that he was learning about black culture.

If you don't learn really broad and profound Chinese, and you dare to write lyrics without even knowing a few idioms, then don't blame everyone for spraying hip-hop.

Harden in the guest seat looked up at the sky, as if asking himself, why did he come to Lin Yi's spit conference?

I have already seen through everything, so why do I still come to find sin?

Isn't "Tucao Conference" just a garbage show where everyone sprayed each other and found that everyone was sprayed the worst by Lin Yi?

Harden regrets it, Harden is homesick at this moment (nightclub).

"Kevin Durant, the future warrior of the NBA, the "Lin Yi" of the United States. Looking at the loveless Durant, Lin Yi of course chose to give him another wave of "deadly".

"Hey, Kevin, I've always wanted to tell you that Scarlett's bathwater doesn't taste as good as you think."

"Because even my three-month-old daughter knows that the smell of bathwater depends on the shower gel."

"People always like to compare Kevin to me because we both have the ability to create misalignments on the court."

"But I want to say that I don't have any comparison with Kevin at all, because I'm a top student, not the kind of idiot who barely gets a pass through the back door of the coach."

"Oh, dear Kevin, of course I'm not talking about you."

"But Kevin, can you answer me a question? How much is 7 times 14? Lin Yi looked at Durant with a serious face, and Durant ...... Now I really want to dig a pit and bury myself.

Lin Yi's wave of unprepared AOE actually injured many guests present.

Because 7 times 14...... Those who can calculate faster than Lin Yi on the scene are probably Da Yao.

So why is the wisdom of the Chinese unique?

Multiplication formulas, you think they are white-backed?

This thing is 10,000 times better than English.

Because you don't know English, you can still live and work in China, but you can't multiply formulas?

Emmmmm, you can also use a calculator!

After knocking out Durant, Lin Yi looked at James and said, "LeBron James, everyone prefers to call him the little emperor, because he has a domineering style of play, and he is recognized as Jordan's successor when he first enters the league." ”

The emperor on the guest seat smiled slightly to show his respect, but Lin Yi on the stage continued: "I have to say that Michael is really a great player. ”

"Because according to ESPN's incomplete statistics, there are at least 30 Jordan successors in the NBA."

"We all know that what LeBron is best at is a four-step layup, and even for this reason, the league has specially modified the rules for LeBron, calling it a coherent action."

"Oh, LeBron, no offense, but I want to say to you, well done!"

"Because it's so easy to use, you know, even if I sometimes take five or six steps on the field, the referee won't blow it."

"Also, as you know, LeBron went to Miami in 10 years, because LeBron is a very righteous player, and he said that he was going to Miami to lead his good brother Dwayne to the championship."

"Oh my God, LeBron, Dwayne must not have thought that his thick thighs would not be able to carry you."

"You know, Dwayne even won a championship with Shaq, who didn't even want Kobe."

"I think if Dwayne could be given a chance to choose again, he would definitely choose to block you."

James has been crying by Lin Yihei, but I don't know why, James feels that what Lin Yi said seems to make sense......

In recent years, James has been wondering if he has a problem, and now that he thinks about it, it seems that he really has a problem.

Oh, poor little emperor, Lin Yi's complaining is not over yet.

"Obviously, when Shaq was chained to the United States, it was LeBron who was chained, and I think Dwayne needs a chain now to get LeBron back to the zoo."

"Promise me, LeBron, don't pry Dwayne again, okay?"

After Lin Yi finished speaking, he politely apologized to James.

"Tucao Conference" is ruthless, but these parties don't take it to heart.

After all, everyone knows it's a joke.

Of course, whether Kobe Bryant is serious or not, that's another matter.

Lin Yi, who successfully complained about James and autism, then complained about Curry and Xiaobei respectively, Lin Yi said that if the opponent can have a few more Curries, then he can score 50 points per game.

This is complaining about the defense of elementary school students.

As for Xiaobei, Lin Yi obviously showed mercy to his subordinates, and he was half black and half boastful.

In the end, Lin Yi also dealt with the widow sister and the two troublemakers.

Lin Yi said that the most fearful thing in his life is to become a mildew boyfriend, because maybe one day it will be written into her new song, and if it is not good, she will also complain about the popping posture in the song.

And when complaining about the widowed sister, Lin Yi was also merciful, because I don't know why, Lin Yi found that he was only the most energetic when he complained about Kobe and James.

It's as if the inspiration for his own black man disappeared after complaining about James and Kobe.

It's embarrassing!

However, how can my emperor and the nagging be blackened in a few words?

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PS: Second update