Even though I'm gray-skinned, ugly, villainous, and a "dictator" from 5,000 years ago, I'm not a badass.

Apocalypse was crazy in his heart, but he still nodded honestly in agreement.

"After this vote, you will probably have a little fame in the universe, and in the face of endless bounty hunters, you will take advantage of the situation to hide in the dark quadrant.

Your strength, your talent, your unusual appearance, like a supernova in the dark night sky, almost blinded Thanos, can he not notice you?

It just so happens that Deathblade was captured by the Asgardians last year, and the next time we meet, you may be the head of the Obsidian Five! Maya encouraged in a tone that I was looking forward to you.

"Why would Thanos trust me?" Apocalypse frowned.

"Thanos, like you five thousand years ago, is powerful, intelligent, and full of absolute confidence.

He doesn't even care if his subordinates are loyal or not, that kind of self-confidence can control everything... You should feel the same way.

However, you don't have to deliberately test his bottom line, perform in your true colors on weekdays, and live your own life, but it's OK to work hard to complete the task after receiving it! Maya reassured.

"What about the goal of my mission, the time limit of the mission?" Apocalypse asked again.

"Whatever is good for the planet, do it positively; Everything that is not good for the earth is passive and slacking; If you can't decide, send me a message.

Thanos's condition, his actions, are also regularly reported to me.

If possible, try to cause a conflict between Thanos and Baidoune, and it would be better if Thanos was going to Baidoune to practice family planning.

As for the mission time limit, Earth time is three years. Maya thought for a moment and said.

Later, Maya pulled him into the moon reading space for a private upgrade plan, in addition to telling about the cosmic situation and precautions, there is also the space teleportation technique to dodge quantum mines.

In the end, she promised: "Apocalypse, we are all earthlings, and compared to the entire universe, that little personal grudge on the earth is really too small.

I won't use any means of control, and I won't threaten you by force, I just hope that you don't live up to your name! ”

As soon as the apocalypse breathed a long sigh of relief, Maya's gentle smile disappeared, her eyes were as sharp as knives, and her tone was so cold that she could freeze to death: "However, the so-called Ci is not in charge of soldiers."

You also said that in order to cleanse the world from sin, God used the great flood to kill the people of the earth to the point that only Noah's family remained.

For the sake of Earth civilization, I can also hunt down anyone to the corners of the universe.

Boarding your spaceship silently before, as well as the space map that escaped the quantum torpedo, all show my achievements in space......

And most importantly, I've only been practicing for three years, so what will happen after 10 or 30 years?

So, you have to understand this universe, who is the real boss! ”

Apocalypse frowned, and nodded with a half-sigh to show understanding.

Then Maya smiled like a flower and said: "Of course, the emperor is not a hungry soldier, and civil servants who serve the country also have salaries to get." ”

As she spoke, she flipped her right hand, and a blue ball of light the size of an apple appeared in the palm of her hand, and threw it to the apocalypse, she said: "This is "Infinite Formula Foundation Part 1", enough for you to grope for three or five years, and when the undercover mission is completed, I will give you the rest of the formula."

This is a high-end product of the cosmic super civilization to snatch the head, and Xi'an's idea of applied scientific knowledge is not even worthy of lifting its shoes. ”

Apocalypse slapped the ball of light into his head, and the expression on his face changed back and forth, shocked, ecstatic, excited, hesitant, and worried...... In the end, he smiled bitterly, "Don't worry, I promise to complete the task... Hmm, please help me get my global citizenship registered! ”

Before leaving, Maya left five Mayan Jades, one for each of the two Apocalypse Knights with concealment abilities, and three for Apocalypse himself.

Under such a subarmament, the gods below are almost invincible.

"You pay attention to collecting Mayan jade in the future, the more you will be stronger, don't worry about side effects, there will be side effects, but after I take control of the authority, I will naturally help you solve the trouble."

Quietly returning to New York, Maya was also happy when she saw the amount of the apocalypse's bounty.

In addition to the 100 billion star coins of Xi'a Doujian, one of Shandar and Soveilin is counted as one, one or two hundred billion more, three or five billion less, and the more than ten on Consulate Street add up to more than 150 billion.

"Ther Fack, those aliens are too much, they should be killed by the Apocalypse." The braised egg waved his hands and said with a violent expression.

I don't blame the boiled egg for scolding the mother, it's really ......

Since the apocalypse was declared a criminal, it was common knowledge that the earth must issue a bounty on him anyway.

The League of Nations has long known this, so the Standing Committee of the Fifth National Congress convened representatives of 200 countries and held five consecutive meetings in three days, day and night.

After all kinds of verbal and verbal battles, the earthlings decided to let the cosmic people see their sincerity and strength, well, they want to be arrogant once.

With a wave of your hand, 1.2 million star coins!

For the League of Nations, which only has a few million foreign exchanges, it is really very arrogant, and even 200,000 of them are sponsored by the government of the United States.

Well, for the sake of the face of the earthlings, it is rare for the rice guys to be generous once.

Then, the 1.5 billion bounty of Betelgeuse came, and the earthlings who had just finished the meeting and were about to go home were stunned, and then 3 billion, 5 billion...... Passed in turn.

For the first time in the history of the Great Hall of the League of Nations, delegates were allowed to smoke, and the smoky hall and the 2,000 cigarette butts that flickered and flickered on the earth told the sorrow in the hearts of the earthlings......

The 20 billion of the Sandar people made them bald, and the earth guys began to discuss selling blood for crowdfunding, oh, no, it was selling jade.

Finally, they don't have to worry about it, they can go home and wash up and sleep!

The 100 billion star coins bounty order of the Xi'an people made the last member who insisted on "defending the dignity of the earth's people" slump in his seat.

"Bring me a piece of weed." At that time, the Dutch representative said this to his assistant.

In desperation, the Earth Guy decided to use a killer move: go and invite the Buddha... Oh, no, it's a Mayan god!

The shadow clone lied, saying that the ontology was learning from the ancient master, and it was a critical time to retreat for a few days.

After waiting for several days without seeing anyone, they had to go back and discuss the next issue: the reconstruction of Consular Street.

In any case, Consulate Street is also on the earth, destroyed by the earthlings.

According to the practice of the earth, the government has long shouted loudly: although it is not the responsibility of our country, it is willing to give humanitarian aid and rebuild the embassy money, we will pay!

The people of the earth also want to shout like this, but they are short-sighted.

Poverty limits the ability of the Earth Guys to pretend to be forced.

I can't pretend to be there, but I have to have it, so they discussed giving a small gift to the alien.

For example, Central Park has become a desert anyway, so it is better to send it to Consular Street, and maybe you can even get an investment attraction or something.

While they were still discussing with the New York City government, Maya returned, and Boiled Egg rushed over to explain the matter as soon as possible.

"What now?" He asked.

"How simple is it to convene a meeting of representatives of various countries?" Maya shook her head and chuckled.

"How?"

"Reward for the apocalypse, 1 million, well, low-key, just 100,000... 100 million bars! Maya waved her hand and said lightly.

“what？” Marinated egg horror black question mark face.

He said tentatively: "Ten trillion, American knife? ”

Maya rolled her eyes, "Star Coins, of course." ”

"What the Fack!" The boiled egg slapped his head, and his body shook and flipped onto the sofa. Fupin Chinese