Chapter 1056: Maya's Little Black Hand
"What the Fack!" The twelve delegates of the League of Nations shouted in unison and flipped onto the couch.
"Really 10 trillion star coins?" The Secretary-General lifted his glasses and asked again.
"Guys, you heard it right, it's 10 trillion star coins." The boiled egg said calmly.
"Even if it's $10 trillion, the Fed will have to go bankrupt......" the representative of the United States shouted.
The boiled egg sighed and said: "10 trillion is just a name, if the apocalypse can't catch it, our money will naturally not have to be paid." ”
"The Apocalypse is indeed ferocious, but there are countless capable people in the universe, what if the bounty hunter comes with the Apocalypse to receive the reward?" Someone asked.
"It's very simple, when that bounty hunter goes to Oort Cloud to apply for entry, our civilization guide will sneak over, and then... Do you understand? The boiled egg had a painful expression on his face and shrugged his shoulders.
"What the Fack!" The 12 delegates shouted again and tumbled onto the couch.
"Ahem, but isn't it too dark?" The Secretary-General asked hesitantly.
"Rest assured, the means of the gods are guaranteed to be silent, and no one can detect it." The braised egg waved his hand to appease.
"Well, not the means, but... Alas, if you don't give money, forget it, and kill others, it's too much, right? The Secretary-General frowned.
"Where do you want to go?"
Halogen glanced at him and explained: "The bounty order is generally required for the living, and when the apocalypse is brought over, our guide lurks over, and then let him go, isn't it ok?" ”
"Oh, I see." The old man breathed a sigh of relief.
In an instant, the Apocalypse Demon became the most wanted criminal in the galaxy.
I have to say that the 10 trillion of the Earth Yankees really frightened the simple aliens.
Well, not all of them are pure.
"Hehe, all the 5,000 Mayan jades of the earthlings have been sold, and there are no 10 trillion... Wait until I bring the apocalypse over and see how they end! Bakian, who survived, sneered as he reported to Nova Supreme.
Nova Supreme shook his head, "Without the combat power of the gods, it will never be possible to set foot on the surface of the earth with the apocalypse.
Bakian, the consulate replenishment staff will arrive soon, and you don't forget our main purpose Pharaoh Ahnadon. ”
"Nova Supreme, Earthlings have sent diplomatic letters, hoping that we can protect their ambassadors.
Well, the recent behavior of the citizens of Sandal around the embassy has scared them. ”
As he spoke, Bakian handed over an electronic document with the seal of the League of Nations and Maya's signature underneath.
After reading the document, Nova Supreme said with a complicated expression: "Perhaps, we should also put down the face of the higher civilization at that time... Thirty Nova warriors, what a pity. ”
In fact, Maya also felt ashamed to sign that official letter.
But she was helpless, because as soon as she got home, a large number of crying letters calling her mother for help popped up in the foreign minister's mailbox.
Well, they were all sent by the embassies of civilized countries.
Even her "good brother" Chuan Pu cried that he wanted to retire and go home to support his old age.
Maya really can't reprimand him for picking on his son.
It's really... Chuan Pu took the initiative to ask Ying to go to Sparta to help her keep an eye on Jason, which was no problem, but the key was that the picture of Spartan Ambassador Cliff being torn in two by the apocalypse spread.
Cliff is Jason's old watch, the Prince of Sparta, but he was torn into two pieces by the earthlings... Think of Sarajevo.
Chuan Pu is a responsible politician, and he personally walked out of the embassy to the crowd of demonstrators to calm the crowd and explain the truth of the matter... Well, afterwards, he submitted a report to the leader of Ma, saying, "I thought that Sparta, as a sixth-level civilization, should be more reasonable and civilized... Who knew they... Alas! ”
Chuan Pu's bones were broken by 3 percent, and his head was worse than being hit by an unrecognizable foot.
If it weren't for the timely arrival of the Spartan patrol, Chuan Pu would definitely have to cover the sky blue Wuzhou flag and the national flag of the earth's civilization.
In the end, Maya still appeased Chuan Pu, after all, more than a dozen civilized countries, more than a dozen ambassadors, you ran out of the consulate on impulse, who is to blame?
Among the more than a dozen ambassadors, Coulson, who was in Xandal, performed the best.
He didn't go out to confront the demonstrators, but he contacted Shandar State TV and participated in a talk show.
In this process, Coulson's smile of "I'm a good old man" turned on the maximum power, not only the guests on the scene were conquered by him, but the mainstream media of Shandal also said the next day: Earthlings are really innocent, well, as innocent as the good guy Coulson.
After that, outside the Shandar Embassy, even if there were demonstrators, they all held signs and staged a sit-in demonstration, which was very peaceful.
Coulson also shouted a few demonstrators to enter the embassy to carry herbal tea!
Well, the Konoha Tea Company began to get involved in the beverage industry, and Coulson also helped to make a publicity.
After some operation, the image of the earthlings in Shandar has increased instead of decreasing, and the number of Shandal people who have recently applied for tourism to the earth has increased by 1500%!
For this reason, Minister Ma also gave Ambassador Coulson a six-hook jade writing wheel eye silver medal, and Chuan Pu on the hospital bed also has it, he is a four-hook jade bronze medal, which is considered a consolation prize.
After dealing with the affairs of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, Maya began to tidy up Central Park.
With Konoha Park, the lungs of Manhattan have lost their former value, so it is better to take this opportunity to transform it into an interstellar demonstration site.
The idea of the League of Nations being sent out in one go was rejected by her.
The land and above-ground buildings are owned by Earth, but can be handed over to Consul Street by the police system inside Central Park.
Well, that is to say, in the case of the occurrence of Consular Street in the future, the alien police have the right to arrest and judge.
Of course, the trial must be based on the law of the earth, and after the trial, the prisoner will also be handed over to the earthlings to deal with.
It's the equivalent of the earthlings hiring aliens to be the earth's police and judges.
As an added note, there is no death penalty in the laws of the League of Nations on Earth. It's not that the earth is special, but that the mainstream civilizations of the universe don't have the death penalty.
But it's not like there is no death penalty on Earth, paradoxically?
Similar to the United States, the law has a local law and a federal law, and the earth also has a national law and a national law and a national law.
Foreign-related affairs refer to the Law of the League of Nations, but all kinds of cases within the earthlings are judged in accordance with the criminal laws of various countries.
There is an unspeakable fact here: killing aliens will never be sentenced to death, and killing earthlings will have to sit in an electric chair.
Well, at Maya's behest, the countries of the earth also amended their constitutions, and those countries that did not have the death penalty also added the death penalty.
On this day, Maya brought together 2,000 of the best architects on earth to discuss the construction of Canterlot.
"First, it is possible to perfectly reflect the culture of the earth in any country, but the whole should be harmonious, so it is best for you to connect your ideas with each other.
Second, make good use of every piece of space, and now there are more than 50,000 aliens who want to submit travel applications to Earth.
Whether they want to visit the Great Wall or see the pyramids, they have to stay at the Canterlot Hotel.
Thirdly, the building should not be too fancy, and try to take into account the sturdiness and sturdiness. ”
An old French man raised his hand and asked, "The first two are easy to say, but the third... Is it necessary to have a strong geometry that inevitably affects aesthetics? ”
"Hey, the alien guy's pension starts at 2 million star coins, and if there is an accident, we can't afford to pay for it!" Maya sighed.
"You can find an insurance company to insure, there is an insurance company in the universe, right?" It was proposed.
"Hmm......"
Maya fell into deep thought, she thought of the former orc civilization, and it seemed that Xia Insurance Company was still a bit disciplined.
"Very good, the third one is removed, let's find an insurance company!" Maya decided. Fupin Chinese