The audience in front of the TV couldn't help but laugh, and some of them watched the previous ESPN interview with the puppy, and his famous quote 'Actually, I'm a point guard' came from this. However, they didn't expect Snoopy to be so funny, and a serious one who didn't think he was funny at all.

"Okay, Snoopy. I can tell you for sure that Derrick will be in the top five tonight because of you, but he still won't like the accolade. Craig Saag told the puppy with a laugh and went on to ask, "As the only 'point guard' in the NCAA to block two picks in a row and beat them, will you be in this year's NBA Draft?" ”

"I'll tell you this question after the finals." The puppy was tight-lipped.

Craig could only shrug his shoulders and teased, "So what are you going to do with the two red lip prints on your forehead?" Miley Sellers is wearing a YSL lipstick in shade 080 today, you can reach out and taste it, there will be a little bit of sweetness and astringency. ”

Craig is very professional on this issue and has more knowledge than he has in basketball.

TNT viewers soon saw Snoopy scrambling to wipe his head, but it backfired, and his entire forehead turned red as the lipstick imprint spread.

This made many female viewers burn in their hearts with a strong desire to have a YSL color number 080 lipstick, the quality is too good.

"Duge, you're in luck!"

A Chinese reporter said auspicious words with a smile.

Dugg quickly and embarrassedly ended the visit and fled, rushed into the locker room, and quickly completed the baptism.

The reporters burst into laughter, as did the audience in front of the television, and the three commentators in the TNT commentary table rubbed their bellies.

An iron-blooded battle where life and death were only in an instant, and finally ended in a comedy because of YSL lipstick

But it was clear that the comedy couldn't make Derrick Rose laugh.

He took a shower in the locker room, then walked out in an Adidas suit to officially announce to the media that he would be running for the 2008 NBA Draft.

A reporter asked him what he thought of the past season, and he said sincerely: "I have no regrets, but I can't be happy when I lose." ”

Subsequently, a Chinese reporter asked him what he thought of Duge.

After confirming that 'Dug' was Snoopy, Derrick Rose replied seriously: "He's a great rim protector and has a very high talent in rebounding and blocking. If it weren't for his last-minute block, the winner would have been Memphis. I think he's going to be in the NBA in the future. ”

The prospective champion gave Snoopy a high rating.

Then the conversation shifted to the NBA, and everyone was asking which team he was more interested in. No reporter will always grab someone's scar and poke it, especially if he shows enough grace.

And his teammate Joy Dorsey seemed ungraceful, he did not accept the interview of the reporter, and even vented his unhappy face when the reporter followed him: "You should visit Snoopy, he is the one who will talk to the microphone!" I have only one thing I want to tell you, please convey it to Snoopy. If he goes to the NBA Draft this year, then I will do too. If he doesn't participate, then neither do I. I can't wait for the next encounter, I'm sure to blow him up! ”

His words are no longer as convincing as they were when he first said them, after all, he only had 6 points, 5 rebounds and 2 blocks tonight, and Snoopy was completely invisible in the second half. It can be said that he was completely blown up!

At the same time, Snoopy's phone was about to be blown up by Miley Sellers.

When Snoopy came out of the shower room and pressed the answer button, he immediately rejected Miley Sellers' dinner invitation and solemnly reminded Miley Sellers on the phone: "Didn't you say you don't like men?" Why do you want to kiss me without permission? And kissed me after applying YSL shade 080 lipstick. ”

Miley Sellers was quick to demonstrate her logical thinking as a normal woman. "How do you know it's YSL lipstick? How do you still know it's a 080 shade? Do you often buy this one for your ex-girlfriend? ”

To be honest, the puppy is a little devastated: why don't all women have the ability to talk about things? Why do you always have to play on the details?

"If you've tuned in to TNT, you'll see why I know it's the damn YSL080 shade. Also, now that almost all fans who follow this game already know the brand and this shade, you should go and collect some endorsement fees from YSL, which is more important than dinner. ”

"Okay, I have other things, goodbye."

The puppy hung up.

Miley Sellers over there looked embarrassed, and Selena Gomez beside her smiled and comforted, "Actually, we all know that you are pretending to be a couple. Your agent casually revealed this in the morning. ”

"We're not going to laugh at you for that, like we only knew early on that lingerie model named Justin wasn't your cup of tea." Demi was also speaking empathetically beside her.

However, these words made Miley Sellers even more embarrassed. It sounded like I had been dumped again.

"Listen to me, and within a week I'll have him obediently climb into my princess's bed. I will conquer him again and again with a leather whip, and I will make him understand not to easily ignite the lust of a woman who uses a lipstick in YSL080! ”

Miley Sellers swears.

Demi and Selena were used to it, they turned around and said tacitly, "Here we go again." ”

"I'm serious this time. I'm so in love with him. The moment he flew up in the final moments and pumped the basketball to the rebound, how I wished he had whipped my ass, not the basketball! Miley Sellers emphasized almost hysterically: "I love this violent gentleman, I wish he could slam me against the wall the moment I untie my suit and tie." ”

"Don't laugh, I'm not joking with you anymore."

Miley Sellers' tone was very serious, even though she was saying some lines that only appeared in late-night TV shows.

"Come on, don't think we don't know you're still a virgin, you don't have to pretend to be in front of us, you look mature and know a lot of postures. But that's what you learn from watching TV shows secretly. Demi smiled and said, "Don't forget, we're all actors!" ”

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