"Something magical happened, our puppy devoured the Memphis Tiger, he fell from the sky like an eagle, and his giant palm mercilessly suppressed the legendary slam dunk of the quasi-champion. This is the second quasi-champion who fell under his palm, in fact, if you add OJ Mayo in the group stage, he has completed the counterattack against the three favorite champions of the year!! ”

Kenny Smith screamed from the commentary box, and his voice was very loud as the fans were shouting with all their might: Snoopy!!

"Our puppy looks imposing, and his cap will go down in NCAA history forever. It's just that I don't think he likes his current self. Charles Barkley laughed: "Those two red lip prints on his forehead are so eye-catching." Who knows why Miley Sellers put on dark lipstick on herself before heading out today? She probably didn't expect her gossip boyfriend to become a superhero who dominated the game, right? ”

"I think it's very artistic, a tough guy with flaming red lips on his forehead, what a trendy performance art."

Kenny Smith disagreed, arguing that Charles Barkley's art appreciation needed to be improved.

Earl Johnson obviously couldn't stand them going too far, and he quickly pulled back on track: "Okay, now we see that Snoopy has been thrown up by his teammates, and the head coach of the University of Memphis, Mr. Calyparry, has also made a friendly handshake with Ben Holland, and then led their players off the court, and they have to prepare for next season with streamers flying in the sky at Staples Arena." ”

"Now Stamp is in a frenzy and the celebrities on the sidelines are screaming, that's the beauty of the NCAA, that's the beauty of Los Angeles, the city of angels, there's never a shortage of stars here."

"We saw Kobe Bryant standing up and he was clapping hard. He is also flanked by Lakers general manager Kupchak, senior vice president Jeanie Buss, and former UCLA core player Jordan Farmal. Oh... Old Winter also came to the scene. Looks like the Lakers would love to keep some of UCLA's best kids in Los Angeles. Could it be Snoopy the puppy? ”

"Okay. Let's review the whole process of Snoopy's block. ”

With Earl Johnson's words, ESPN switched to the previous replay.

Derrick Rose burst through UCLA's perimeter defense like lightning, then inside the free-throw line and then used Joy Dorsey's thick body to break free from Luke Bamot's entanglement, and then Snoopy, who was standing on the side, was like a stake to pass him.

He held the basketball in his right hand as if he was raising fire to the sky, and rushed to the basket violently, but at the same time as he jumped.

Snoopy suddenly turned sideways and took two steps in a row to chase him directly behind him... His stride was not large, but his speed was amazing, as if it had increased tenfold in an instant. When he came to Derrick Rose's side, he even paused for a moment before jumping suddenly, and then slapped Derrick Rose's basketball to the rebound, and then bounced off ferociously.

"The puppy wasn't as slow as he thought, and although the would-be champion was a little careless, it only took him about a second to go from sideways to catching up with Derek."

Earl Johnson said rigorously: "So, it's time to raise Snoopy's draft pick again." ”

While Johnson reminded the major draft platforms to improve Dugg's draft pick, Snoopy, who was put down by his teammates, took the initiative to walk up to Mr. Ben Holland, and he hugged him: "I'm sorry to say those words in the last minute of the game, but actually... I'm not targeting you, I'm just trying to create a misunderstanding for Derrick Rose to give up other offensive options and go straight to the basket. ”

"Happily, we succeeded."

Dugg uses 'we', not 'I'.

To be honest, Ben Holland turned out to be a little unhappy. But Snoopy walked up to him and hugged him, and his tone was so sincere and frank that he couldn't get angry anymore. He swears that this is the player with the highest emotional intelligence he's ever coached, and normally other players who do something like Snoopy will definitely show off their strength and claim to be the best in the world, and they don't care about anyone's feelings, including the manager.

But Snoopy is not like this, and his upbringing and wisdom make it hard not to like him.

He patted Snoopy on the back: "No apologies, kid, you're the hero of the team, you saved the game." ”

"It's just that I'm surprised, why is your speed so fast all of a sudden?"

Ben Holland voiced the biggest question in his heart.

"Actually... I used to be fast, but the sudden explosion in height slowed me down. "Dugg is hiding the truth about getting faster.

Ben Holland nodded in realization.

"It seems that your coordination and flexibility have been regained. From today onwards, we will practice the full-court confrontation. Stop practicing those weird upside-down stabbing balloons. Your rapid growth started after Satemento played the tournament, and Leon Bob's set didn't work at all. ”

As Ben Holland said this, TNT's sideline reporter came over with a microphone, followed by several reporters with voice recorders, including two Chinese.

Holland hurriedly 'got out of the way', and in this game, Snoopy, who scored 8 points, 9 rebounds and 5 blocks, was the real protagonist.

"Hey! Snoopy, how does it feel to cover the lore? You were the savior of the team at the last minute, and in doing so, you eliminated the University of Memphis, led by prospective Derrick Rose. How excited are you right now? If you were given a doughnut, would you be able to eat it in one bite? ”

Craig Sager is TNT's most famous sideline reporter, always wearing a colorful suit, which is a beautiful sight to behold in NBA games, and many players even affectionately call him Mr. Color.

In addition to his colorful dress, his humorous conversation is always talked about. One of the most anticipated is his interview with Popovich every Spurs game, which usually reaches a small peak in the ratings of TNT live broadcasts at this time, even if the game is over at this time.

Because the humorous dialogue between them has always been the sideline interview that the majority of NBA fans look forward to.

Today, he ran into Snoopy.

Snoopy isn't a master of cold jokes, but he has an aura of his own.

He told Craig seriously: "If you can get the collective approval of the UCLA coaching team, the nutritionist team, and the physical fitness team, I don't mind showing you how to swallow a high-calorie doughnut in one bite, even though I don't have the excitement you would say."

"Uh..."

This answer came as a surprise to Craig, but he quickly asked a second question: "So, you're saying you're not excited at all?" You're the prospective top pick in the 2008 draft. ”

"It's not that I'm not excited at all, it's that my heart has calmed down now, and my excitement has completely disappeared when Kevin Love, Luke Bamot, Russell Westbrook threw me into the sky for the fourteenth time. I didn't expect to be a hero to be such a dangerous thing, and I was afraid that they accidentally didn't catch me. ”

"As for the quasi-first-round finish, I actually did it a while ago, and Michael Beasley was on the top five of the day, even though he didn't seem to like that accolade."

The puppy is serious.

But some journalists have already burst out laughing.

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