"Where the hell did you prepare so many wedding dresses?" The corners of Zhou Shaoyu's mouth twitched, the Ming Dynasty said, even if Li Xiangjun is added, there are only two people wearing it, and the other Zhou Shaoyu guessed that it was the cute girl from Kou Baimen. But this Xuanxi wedding dress and the Song Dynasty wedding dress are too much?

Then I saw several wedding dresses in the Tang Dynasty, but Zhou Shaoyu also recognized it, which one is Chen Shuozhen, which one is Li Lizhen or something, Chen Shuozhen doesn't have to choose, he has been a concubine for a long time, as for Li Lizhen, this one is a little annoying.

Or do you deliberately choose the wrong one to make her happy? But if I feel bad, I may not be really happy, and finally give up.

"It doesn't have to be done by yourself, is it?" Li Qingzhao answered Zhou Shaoyu's doubts with a smile.

That's what you bought? That's right, at this time, you have to spend money to buy, and only the wedding dresses of the Song Dynasty and the previous dynasties are more convenient, even if you find someone to order it, it will definitely be, but it is the red phoenix crown of the Ming Dynasty, and there is no place to do it.

Anyway, there were several mistakes, and the rest of Zhou Shaoyu really couldn't see it just by looking at his appearance, Zhou Shaoyu didn't pay attention, so he had to try to call the names one by one.

"Beauty?" Well, this is shouting Xiao Meiniang.

When I looked closely, four or five people moved.

"Big Jojo?"

Well, four or five more people moved.

"Little Jojo?"

Well, it still moved four or five.

"Hey, it's too much, who is that one wearing the dark wedding dress? No matter how you are everywhere, it is difficult to transform and you can't transform! Zhou Shaoyu pointed to a figure and said speechlessly.

Cao Jie interjected with a smile and said, "Maybe this sister is itchy?" ”

God is so itchy, Zhou Shaoyu was speechless, and in anger, he called again: "Cao Jie? ”

Hulala, this time it actually moved five or six.

"Shhh...... It's amazing, Cao Jie obviously pulled it out, and you still dare to move! Zhou Shaoyu raised his thumb, turned his head to Cao Jie and said: "See, I think you are likely to be a fake, not Cao Jie, unless you can prove that I am indeed not cheating, it is Cao Jie himself, I will believe that you are Cao Jie!" ”

Cao Jie was stupid, his expression was dull, his eyes were dull, he had lived for so many years, and the first time he heard that he needed to prove who he was, how to prove it, wasn't it enough to rely on this face?

As soon as Zhou Shaoyu's words came out, many girls couldn't help but laugh softly, Zhou Shaoyu's ears and eyes were sharp, and he immediately pulled up a red line, and started with Yin Lihua properly.

"You're violating the rules, deliberately making us laugh." Yin Lihua was dissatisfied, as if she didn't want to be pulled out.

"You can't blame me for this, the rules don't say I can't speak, you can't hold back yourself, who is to blame!" Zhou Shaoyu was proud, but it was only this time, because even if she racked her brains next, the rest of the girls didn't react.

There's no way, you can only point to the general luck, I really can't see it.

As a result, the rest is all wrong!

But it's also very good, out of ten girls, seven were hit, and Xiao Meiniang and Xiao Qiao were not selected.

"Okay, Zhou Lang made three mistakes this time, pulled seven people, and the next thing is punishment, as a punishment, Zhou Lang's marriage this time will reduce three more people, then Zhou Lang, you can choose four people to continue the wedding, then, choose." Li Qingzhao rarely showed a bit of the playful taste of girlhood, which was quite funny.

"Hey, do you want to play so big?" Zhou Shaoyu gasped, can this still bring people down? Although I don't believe that this will be the case, no one has spoken out to help at this time, and it is clear that Zhou Shaoyu will choose four.

Isn't that offensive and hurtful? How could it be done, unless Zhou Shaoyu was stupid, how could he really choose four people to come out.

"Xiao Qingzhao, I never thought you were such a Xiao Qingzhao." Zhou Shaoyu said very sadly.

Li Qingzhao blinked, turned his head, and didn't look at him.

Zhou Shaoyu sighed and said sadly: "I asked the Buddha: Why don't you give all women a shy face?" The Buddha said: It is just a flash in the pan, used to blind the eyes of the world, there is no beauty that can withstand a pure and loving heart, I give it to every woman, but someone makes it dusty. ”

Well, this is a poem by Cangyang Gyatso. However, the content did make Li Qingzhao cry and laugh, as if she was a wicked woman with a very bad mind.

"Don't think that this will make the concubine change her mind, and the wicked woman will be the wicked woman, isn't it just covered with ashes, and after this festival, the ashes will be blown away." Li Qingzhao said funny. "So Zhou Lang should hurry up and choose, otherwise he won't be able to marry any of them."

And this operation? How is it a little like putting down the butcher's knife and becoming a Buddha?

"There's no chance of remedy?"

"Nope!"

"Don't play like this!"

"I like it."

"Be careful to settle accounts with you afterwards."

"Big deal, then come."

"You, you're ruthless!"

There's no way, I can only make a trick, really choose four? Ha, then it's definitely over today, so the right way is ......

Zhou Shaoyu turned his head to see that there was a Buddha statue on one side of the main wall, and there were several people who believed in Buddhism among the girls, and they were more Xiao Meiniang, so it was normal to have this, but at the moment, it was a good prop.

Flicking his sleeves, Zhou Shaoyu looked sad and desperate, and slowly walked over there.

Step 1.

"First, it's better not to see each other, so that you don't fall in love."

Step 2.

"Second, it's better not to know each other, so that you don't love each other."

Step 3.

"Thirdly, it is better not to be accompanied, so that we do not owe each other."

Step 4.

"Fourth, it's better not to cherish each other, so that you don't remember each other."

Step 5.

"Fifth, it's better not to love each other, so that you don't abandon each other."

Step 6.

"Sixth, it's better not to be relative, so that we don't meet."

Step 7.

"Seventh, it is better not to be wrong, so that there is no loss."

Step 8.

"It is better not to allow the eighth, so that it may not be continuous."

Step 9.

"The ninth is better not to be attached to each other, so that they can not be together."

Step 10.

"It's better not to meet at the tenth, so that we don't get together."

Ten steps down, no more, no less, just walked in front of the Buddha statue, Zhou Shaoyu turned around, the original sad and desperate appearance was calm and indifferent, and the girls who saw it were amazed.

However, the following sentences almost didn't scare anyone to death.

I heard Zhou Shaoyu say slowly: "But if you have seen each other, you will know each other, and when you see each other, you will not see each other." Ande and Jun are absolutely anon, and they are exempt from teaching life and death to be lovesick. ”

Ande and Jun are absolutely avoided, and they are exempt from teaching life and death to be lovesick? What do you mean? Probably, it's how to completely cut off from you, and the life and death of the province will suffer from lovesickness.

The current situation, isn't it that Zhou Shaoyu is a little forced to choose someone, and then if he really does this, he will naturally have no chance with other girls, in this case, it is better not to choose, just like that, so as not to suffer so much.

After that, Zhou Shaoyu turned around, sat down cross-legged, folded his hands, and said calmly: "There are flowers in spring, there are moons in autumn, cool breeze in summer and snow in winter." If there is nothing to worry about, it is a good time in the world. I see, I realized, Amitabha Buddha ......"

Li Qingzhao: "......"

Cai Zhaoji: "......"

Chen Shuozhen: "......"

Li Xiuning: "......"

Wait, wait, all the girls: "......"

If all the girls are from the next generation, they can't say a word, could it be that this is the legendary drama spirit? However, it's not, Zhou Shaoyu's expression and tone are really a little bit misleading, and it's quite misleading.

The poem is okay later, in a few decades, the original author Hui Kai Zen Master will make it, and several girls in the Ming Dynasty are likely to have heard it. But the first one is still by Cangyang Gyatso, who has heard of it in the late 16th and early 17th centuries? Besides, although Zhou Shaoyu is not good at reciting poetry, it doesn't mean that he is not talented, so girls who don't know the truth think that even if Zhou Shaoyu does it, it is difficult to tell. In other words, you don't really have the intention of becoming a monk, do you?

This is a bit scary, hey, because this kind of thing is really hard to say, some people do choose to become a monk because of something, and it is not uncommon at all.

"Zhou, Zhou Langjun? Don't scare the slaves. Zhu Shuzhen couldn't help but break the silence first, her voice was not too trembling, originally, it was easy to find her true love, but it turned out that people wanted to become monks, so it was cruel.

Zhou Shaoyu didn't look back, and said directly: "Shuzhen, do you know why there are so many regrets in the world?" ”

"No, I don't know." Zhu Shuzhen even trembled, this flat tone, this words, won't really see through everything.

"This is a whirling world, and whirling is regret. There are no regrets, and no matter how much happiness you give, you will not experience happiness. Yes, regret is also beautiful, isn't it? Zhou Shaoyu continued to say calmly.

Pill! Zhu Shuzhen can't hold it anymore, doesn't this mean, let's just do it, let's stop here, although the final ending is very bad, but this regret is not necessarily a bad thing, so we have to look at something open.

Suddenly my heart was sad together, and I immediately began to whimper, this atmosphere is very contagious, originally, a good day, such a trouble, how bad, many sisters are waiting to get married, and all of a while, all of them began to redden.

"Let's stop playing, stop playing, let's continue to get married, okay?"

"Yes, Shaoyu, where are you leaving my sister and your sisters like this?"

"You still have that much to ...... career"

“……”

The girls were anxious and sad to persuade them.

"Enough!" But Li Qingzhao interrupted suddenly, walked over and covered his forehead, and said helplessly: "I guessed that you would be a scoundrel, but I never thought that I could be a demon to such a point." If you don't get up again, don't regret it? ”

Seeing that Zhou Shaoyu's expression was still calm, Li Qingzhao was speechless, raised his arm and waved, and said, "Sisters, go up together, and plan directly." ”

In fact, as soon as Li Qingzhao came out and said this, he guessed it for a while, Zhou Shaoyu was afraid that he was pretending to be like this, and he was relieved and angry for a while, this guy is too bad, this is not deceiving people's feelings, when Li Qingzhao spoke, he didn't hesitate at all, and they all rushed up.

What is Plan D? is what Yang Miaozhen mentioned at the beginning, tie it up and directly bully it!

"Oh my God, what are you going to do? Eh, who's pinching me? Ah, still pinch, hiss, who else? Wait, wait, what's going to be done? Hey, is it really good for a woman to be so strong? Hiss, don't......" Zhou Shaoyu screamed constantly, unable to struggle, although the strength of men is generally greater than that of girls, but there are many girls who can't stand it, besides, there are several girls who practice martial arts.

"You're going too far, aren't you?" Zhou Shaoyu's clothes were disheveled, and he tied a zongzi to a pillar, which was not too miserable, and there was a slight pain in many places on his body, which was very uncomfortable, well, it was pinched in the process.

"Hmph, who told you to deceive me and other sisters!" All the girls actually spoke in unison. Oh my God, what a wrath this is.

Zhou Shaoyu swallowed and said nervously: "Who told you to play like this first, and choose four, how to choose, if you are allowed to play with me, we are not allowed to fight back?" Isn't that right, how can the state officials just set fire to the people and not allow the people to light the lamps? ”

"Oh? What does this mean, want to be fair? Yin Lihua interjected and sneered, her resentment was not small at all, you have to know how she was brought over by Zhou Shaoyu? That's a thief who touched it and kidnapped it directly.,Even if you accept it later.,It's a little resentful.。 Now I also decided to marry in peace, but the result was good, Zhou Shaoyu's play scared her a lot, her emotional marriage had taken an unusual path, and in the end, Zhou Shaoyu became a monk? How can this make Yin Lihua think clearly.

"Yes, yes, yes." Zhou Shaoyu nodded violently.

As a result, Master Li jumped out and said directly: "Maybe there is one less princess of Shanyin among the sisters?" ”

"What's the explanation?" Yin Lihua was puzzled.

"Liu Chuyu, the princess of Shanyin, once said that the concubine and His Majesty, although there are differences between men and women, both support the first emperor. Your Majesty has six palaces and tens of thousands, and the concubine is only one concubine, and things are uneven, so why not! Master Li raised his eyebrows and said, "Then, Princess Shanyin got thirty young and handsome men as her head. ”

"Poof......" Zhou Shaoyu is going crazy, isn't it just a fair sentence, and it is really annoying to take this out as a rebuttal.

"What are you talking about, tell me to see, go directly to the torture device to relieve your anger and then talk about anything else." Yang Miaozhen jumped out, pinched her chin and looked at Zhou Shaoyu with a look of ill will. It can be seen that this guy has been looking forward to this link for a long time.

"Sister Miaozhen has a point." The sisters immediately chimed in, and then brought a bunch of things.

"Whip? Candle? Hiss...... What the hell is this! "Zhou Shaoyu sweated profusely, especially there was a very suspicious round wooden stick in it, what did he want to do?

Syllable! Yang Miaozhen shook the whip and snorted: "Say, still don't you understand?" Still out of the house? Boy, dare to scare my sister, hum. ”

Without waiting for Zhou Shaoyu to answer, Xu Miaojin jumped out, coughed lightly, and said: "It's okay to become a monk, is it okay to be a monk, is it without him, our sister's ability, we can't get by, do you say yes, sister of the Kou family." ”

After that, he pulled Kou Baimen to the side.

Hiss, this Lala is eyeing Kou Baimen again? Let go of that cute girl and let me come!

Syllable! Zhou Shaoyu woke up suddenly, is it time to think about it?

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