Chapter 648: Playing Bad
The specific wedding date was not determined in advance, because it was not sure how long it would take to prepare the wedding dress, but after nearly three months, it was finally completed.
The last one to finish was naturally Zhu Shuzhen, because other women had more or less started preparations in advance, but Zhu Shuzhen started from scratch completely, for which she was quite sorry in her heart, but she was soon covered by joy.
This time, he has been in the Southern Song Dynasty for nearly four months, and there is not much time left before the maximum period of six months, so in order to cherish the rare leisure time, Zhou Shaoyu hurriedly set the day after seven days, no way, too boring.
On the day of the wedding, there was nothing visible outside the hospital, but inside it was a time of celebration with lights, but Zhou Shaoyu was very bitter at this moment.
Because the girls have all kinds of dynasties and wedding dresses, Zhou Shaoyu can't match what she wears, and in the end she is simply dressed as a slightly more luxurious son-in-law, but this is very uncomfortable in the eyes of the girls, which is inevitably a little perfunctory.
Considering that there are no clothes to change, I can only be so particular for the time being, but the processing that should be there is definitely still needed. Like what......
Zhou Shaoyu looked at himself in the mirror, he couldn't cry or laugh, he arranged flowers on his head, powdered his face, how to look at it, if it wasn't for a huge red flower to wear on his chest, Zhou Shaoyu really almost meant that he was temporary, but the current situation was obviously prepared.
Needless to say, the purpose is to trick yourself, Zhou Shaoyu doesn't believe it, they don't know that what they don't like the most is the flower arrangement on the head, the powder on the face, and the fragrant sachet with it.
It is impossible not to bring it, but it will press the aroma to the minimum, the ancient sachet is not only to increase the effect of the fragrance on the body, but also to put all kinds of things in it, but also has the effect of preventing mosquitoes. Don't bring? A hot day bites you to death.
That's it, for the sake of the big day, let's go crazy for the time being.
Think about the so-called haunting cave houses and the like in later generations, tsk, where is this.
After dressing up, Zhou Shaoyu was taken into the largest room to sit, a long screen was set up inside to divide the room into two halves, and the girls sat on the other side, Zhou Shaoyu was a little confused, which place is this going to play?
"Zhou Lang, it stands to reason that today is a day of great joy, and it should be obedient, but the blessings of Qi people are not enjoyable, if they have not been tested, it is no wonder that the sisters are ruthless." Li Qingzhao was the first to speak.
When Zhou Shaoyu heard this, he immediately pouted, the so-called ruthlessness or something, so he didn't believe it, but when he heard the first question, Zhou Shaoyu was dumbfounded.
"First of all, the first test, this is just a very simple question, and it can be said that it is not an exaggeration to give away points." Li Qingzhao had a hidden smile in his words, but what kind of smile this smile was a bit intriguing. "May I ask Zhou Lang, how many sisters will marry into the Zhou family today?"
I have to admit that this question does have the meaning of giving points, but since it is asked, there must be an accident, and Zhou Shaoyu is not sure.
Fang Jinzhi, Li Rou'er, Yang Miaozhen, Zhu Shuzhen, Xiao Meiniang, Li Xiuning, Zhao Fujin, Yin Lihua, Xiao Qiao...... Zhou Shaoyu first broke his fingers and calculated that he would definitely get married, not that he didn't know, but he was shocked, there were ten people.
And there are a few Zhou Shaoyu who can't be sure.
For example, Diao Chan, people have long been concubines, but the situation at that time was forced by Zhou Shaoyu to say so, and there was no ceremony, so it makes sense to make up for it together this time.
Another example is Li Lizhen, although he never said it to her, but what he did afterwards has made it clear that he chose Li Xiuning, which will certainly hurt Li Liqian's psychology, but if it drags on like this, it will hurt more than one person. But Li Liqian's mind is not easy to guess, because she was too persistent before, maybe she is sad, and it is difficult to say that she chose to marry together on impulse.
"Ten, ten." Since he is not sure, it is not good for now, Zhou Shaoyu only answered yes.
"Okay, let's take note of ten." Li Qingzhao didn't say whether it was right or wrong, and said it very vaguely. Li Qingzhao is not stupid, it is impossible to ask which ten it is, in case something goes wrong, it will be a bit of fun.
"For now, for now?" Zhou Shaoyu sweated profusely, as soon as he heard this statement, he knew that there must be an article in it.
Sure enough, I heard Li Qingzhao say: "Next, the screen in the middle will be removed, except for the concubine and Zhaoji, all the sisters are wearing wedding clothes and covering their heads, Zhou Lang, you can rely on your ability to recognize people to identify the ten sisters who are about to marry, do not cross the line, do not touch, do not ......"
"It's over, it's over, I'm going to be broken." Zhou Shaoyu immediately covered his face, except for the more unique figure, such as Li Xiuning, who is not tall, but has an excellent figure. In addition to being relatively easy to identify, others are so easy to identify. Huh? No, but when it comes to size and figure, it seems that Cao Jie is also of this type.
Li Qingzhao and Cai Zhaoji opened the screen with a smile, and all the girls got up together, at first glance it was a surprise, no way, anyone who looks at so many girls wearing all kinds of wedding dresses standing in front of you, many of them are either already in the door, or they are about to get married, can you not be excited, but when I thought of Li Qingzhao's words, I covered my face and covered my face.
"You're too foul on this line!" Zhou Shaoyu looked at this distance, good guy, at least three meters apart. Then he pointed to the two figures and said speechlessly: "Also, those two little guys actually pulled out to make up the numbers?" Believe it or not, I'm really pulling it out. ”
But no, the two little girls with obvious little girl figures, aren't they Cai Yue and Xiao Qi Ji, this is too obvious, wear a heightened insole, and put two meat buns on the chest.
"Oh, brother-in-law is the worst, how fun it is, I can't help but say it." was clearly exposed at a glance, Cai Yue was very dissatisfied and took off the hijab, and said very angrily, while the little Qi Ji on the side was very dedicated and still stood motionless.
Zhou Shaoyu waved his hand, now is the time to mess around with the little girl, marrying a daughter-in-law, a big event, a big thing!
Pinching his chin, his brows are tightly locked, first of all, it is relatively easy to identify, well, start with Li Xiuning, because the most similar is Cao Jie, as for Li Xiangjun, he is not tall, but the white rabbit is relatively smaller, and he is also a little thinner.
And there are three people in this size, two of them are wearing dark dresses, and one is obviously wearing a phoenix crown of the Ming Dynasty, no need to ask, the latter must be Li Xiangjun, well, pull it out first.
How to pull? Simple, each girl's hand hidden in her sleeve is holding a red thread, and the other end is placed on the side where Zhou Shaoyu is standing, picking it up and pulling it, properly. As soon as she pulled it over, this girl took the initiative to pull her hijab, Li Xiangjun's face was full of surprise, and she was obviously very happy.
Yo Xi, Li Xiangjun has it, so it is to distinguish Cao Jie and Li Xiuning.
Hiss...... I'm not sure.
"Little Mengxiu?" Zhou Shaoyu called tentatively, staring at these two figures with dead eyes, and suddenly saw one of the bodies trembling slightly, just her! You must know that Li Xiuning is very sensitive to this title, and it is normal to react.
happily pulled over, the girl lifted her hijab and hissed...... It's actually Cao Jie!
"Why you! My name is Xiao Mengxiu, what are you trembling about? Zhou Shaoyu wanted to cry without tears, which was equivalent to wasting a place, but he had to pull the real Li Xiuning over first.
"You care about me?" Cao Jie replied with a grinning grimace, joking, and all the sisters came up with ideas together, almost thinking of all kinds of details.
Then there is Yang Miaozhen, who is easy to recognize, the tallest, the shelf is larger, and it is the wedding dress of the Song Dynasty, so you can't be wrong.
This next week Shaoyu has a score in his heart, Li Xiangjun is from the late Ming Dynasty and wears a Ming Dynasty wedding dress, although Li Xiuning is a princess of the Tang Dynasty, she actually grew up in the Sui Dynasty, so it is normal to wear a Xuanxi dress, and Yang Miaozhen is at the time of the junction of the Yuan and Song dynasties, and it is not wrong to wear a Song Dynasty wedding dress. Even if it was the wrong Cao Jie, he was also dressed in black color.
In this way, it is clear that the girls will definitely not wear it randomly.
But even so, it's still not easy to choose, for example, there are a lot of people who wear dark clothes. Among the sure candidates, only Xiao Meiniang, Yin Lihua and Xiao Qiao will wear like this.
As for the wedding dress of the Song Dynasty, there are many people, you must know that Wan Qiaoqiao and Liang Hongyu are also standing inside. Considering that Zhao Fujin, Fang Jinzhi and Zhu Shuzhen were all from the Song Dynasty, the probability is still relatively large, so let's start with them.
First of all, Zhu Shuzhen, one word, thin! This is a good choice, proper, no problem at all. Then there is Fang Jinzhi, whose complexion is relatively darker, and the wedding dress of the Song Dynasty does not have to be covered by those dark clothes, it can always be observed, so it is still proper, no problem.
The last is Zhao Fujin, Zhou Shaoyu is very confident, the relationship between the two has already broken through, and the geometry of the figure is not familiar? Decisively pulled, and then, stupid.
"Shhh...... How could you wear this style of wedding dress! Zhou Shaoyu was so angry that he was going crazy pointing at Xu Miaojin, you are a Ming Dynasty person, is it really good to wear a Song Dynasty wedding dress?
"I'm willing, you care about me?" Xu Miaojin also smiled.
"It's over, it's over." Zhou Shaoyu covered his face again, you can think about Zhao Fujin's anger after that. But I really didn't expect that these two people are quite similar in stature!
Wait, since Xu Miaojin wore the wedding dress of the Song Dynasty, that is to say, it is very likely that it was disrupted and not worn according to the dynasty? Hiss...... It's just that I don't know if I should say that sentence or not, it's difficult enough, and I still play like this, playing dead.
"Huh?" Zhou Shaoyu suddenly pointed to a girl who was not tall and couldn't tell the difference no matter how she looked at it: "What's the situation with that, why is there a colorful color!" ”
"You don't care what the situation is, just choose well, don't think we give you a hint." Cao Jie's face was full of sorrow.
But no, the strange wedding dress, isn't it just colorful, it's like sewing up one scrap after another, and it's also made big, and it's covered very tightly, to be honest, because of such a big dress, Zhou Shaoyu suspects that the size he sees is fake, because he can pretend to squat slightly.
It's greasy! The more Zhou Shaoyu looked at it, the more suspicious he became, everyone was good, but there was such a person, so eye-catching, so outstanding, common sense, it was impossible for anyone to choose such a person, but it was not good to say that it was because of this that he came to the opposite way?
Forget it, let's die, Zhou Shaoyu made a decisive move.
Just pulled, the colorful girl between them pounced directly, not polite at all, and threw herself into Zhou Shaoyu's arms, Zhou Shaoyu was overjoyed, let's say what is coming, just say which one must be this, otherwise it can be so enthusiastic? took the initiative to raise his hand and cover his head, hissing......
"Dada Dada Da Da Ji !!!" Zhou Shaoyu was going crazy, and he didn't expect it to be this when he broke his head.
"Brother Zhou." Daji is sweet and greasy in this life, and she is obviously quite happy about what she was pulled out.
Ay...... Zhou Shaoyu's confidence was completely ruined, except for Li Rouer, the rest of the girls really didn't have the confidence to tell it, because most of them belonged to the tall type, as for how tall and who was taller, Zhou Shaoyu really didn't pay attention to this.
I raised my head and took a closer look, a little stunned.
Li Rouer's characteristics are obvious, and everyone in later generations knows that the Tang Dynasty was fat for beauty, especially in the late Tang Dynasty, so among all the girls, Li Rouer's figure is not fat, but it must be the plumpest, so it stands to reason that it should be very easy to identify, but there are actually two women who look quite plump.
One was wearing a blue wedding dress in the Tang Dynasty, and the other was a phoenix crown in the Ming Dynasty.
The corners of Zhou Shaoyu's mouth raised, and he decisively chose which girl with the phoenix crown and xia curtain to pull.
Cause? Hmph, we have seen through everything, it stands to reason that the wedding dress of the Tang Dynasty is relatively open, but this one's hijab is the boss, covering a lot, but in the end, Zhou Shaoyu saw a trace of fabric of different colors inadvertently exposed in the sleeves, and then looked at his body, he always felt that this charming figure was quite a bit stuffed out, in other words, the lines did not match.
After being pulled out, 'Li Rou'er', who was wearing a phoenix crown in the Ming Dynasty, was pulled out, and did not take the initiative to remove the hijab, but stood quietly in place.
Raise your hand and puff......
"Oops, it's hot to death." Bian Yujing raised his hand and smiled like a fan, but his forehead was indeed a little wet.
Zhou Shaoyu pinched her arm speechlessly, and sure enough, it was full of filling, but it was very well disguised, and under the cover of the wedding dress, the flute was not visible.
"So, the bit of fabric and slight incongruity that Rou'er exposed was deliberately deceiving me?" Zhou Shaoyu was speechless, and pulled the real Li Rouer out, and sure enough, it was just a little stuffed with a little bit of fabric.
Cover your face and cover your face, it's really going to be played bad.
The girls are stealing fun and playing badly? That's where it goes.
It also happens that April Fool's Day is rectified or destroyed