0671: [Nobody wants Donnie Walsh to have a good day]

The Boston players were the first to leave the game, and as they did, Perkins even kicked over a trash can and glared at the celebratory Bulls fans around him.

This caused more introspection and sarcasm on both sides of the tunnel to be heard.

The haughty Chicagoans didn't want to pretend to the Celtics players, and their tone was sharp: "Goodbye, Boston Lobsters who won't admit defeat." Happy fishing!! ”

The sarcasm of the Bulls fans took a toll on the bench in the visiting locker room, and the older generation of stars who were cornered showed their boldness.

The bench is smashed!

The tactical board was also thrown aside.

Kevin Garnett was furious in the locker room.

Paul Pierce was also extremely upset.

This group of guys, who became famous in the nineties and occupied the main stage of the alliance at the beginning of the new century, are extremely unhappy with being forced into a corner by a group of rookies. On the one hand, they believe that they are wronged by the loss of this game, and on the other hand, they believe that they are still the dominant force in this league. If they didn't take the initiative to hand over the scepter, how could this group of cubs dare to grab it?

However, the current situation is. Snoopy not only brought people to rob them, but also spat on them.

The damp depression in their hearts was mixed with the scorching anger, which could neither burn nor sink.

It's not uncomfortable to go up or down!!

Snoopy, meanwhile, appeared in front of ESPN's sideline reporter Andrews after shaking hands with Dennis Rodman, Langley and Michael Jordan on the sidelines and hugging and briefly greeting them.

Andrews asked about the game-killing three-pointer, and countless fans on TV wondered why he dared to make such a move.

Snoopy's answer was: "I hit two shots in that position before the game. So, I just did that. Paul Pierce was great defensively, but he was too worried about my breakout, so he allowed me to shoot almost defenseless. ”

"So, it's a lucky ball?" Andrews said subconsciously.

"No, it's not lucky."

Snoopy calmly and solemnly told Andrews: "In economics, there is never such a thing as luck. Some just model the data iteratively and then calculate the most correct and efficient answer. ”

At this, Snoopy pauses for half a second. In a more powerful voice, he said: "If I had turned back the clock and Paul Pierce was standing in front of me, I would still have scored." When the message of the whole game is focused at that moment and the result is available in a matter of seconds, my wisdom allows me to find the right answer more quickly. And he still needs to search and argue repeatedly. It's like... The processors of a decade ago will never outperform the latest products of today. ”

Snoopy pointed to his head.

He didn't want to have any pretentious low-profile in this matter.

Andrews nodded subconsciously, although she didn't fully understand what the little duke meant. She only had a general impression: I guess Paul Pierce's IQ was not as high as his.

"So... Can you tell us about your state of mind after you got back on the court in the fourth quarter and completed the dunk? Everybody saw what you said to Kevin Garnett. Is it trash talk? ”

Andrews continued.

"I just wish him a happy Children's Day."

The little duke shrugged his shoulders and smiled.

Whether it's Andrews or the fans in front of the TV, they are mesmerized by this bright and humorous smile.

But soon, the German Jayce came over to interrupt the interview. He said he wanted to disinfect Snoopy's wounds, and he said in front of a national audience, "I don't want to have the slightest blemish on a face that's a work of art." ”

Andrews couldn't afford to refuse for this reason, so she quickly stopped the interview and asked Jayce to work harder with great concern.

Actually, that's what all the women in front of the TV think.

Who could bear to see an extra scar on the little duke's forehead?

Duke fans on the Internet are already discussing that they want Illinois police to arrest Kevin Garnett for terrorist attacks and sentence him to life in prison. His sordid actions have brought hundreds of millions of women around the world to tears, and fanatical Duke fans have even scolded Garnett as a modern-day Hitler.

When Snoopy left the camera, Andrews then went back to interview Michael Jordan.

The basketball god seemed to be very talkative tonight: "It was an incredible game. The Chicago Bulls are back!! ”

"This is the most successful rebuilding I've ever seen. They won big in the deal at the beginning of the year. If Derrick Rose is the greatest draft pick Chicago has ever made since 1984, then... Snoopy was the most successful trade the Bulls have made since they started the team. New Yorkers lost all their money in the deal, and Chicago won not only the future, but also the present. ”

"I think Chicago is going to win this series. Maybe it's at the North Shore Garden Arena, maybe it's back at home. But it will definitely not be dragged into the tie-breaker. ”

"Snoopy is the backbone of the whole team, he supports the team's defensive system and offensive system, even though he seems obscure most of the time. But in the last moments, it was he who completed the deadly attack. ”

"The MVP of this match is Snoopydu. Undoubtedly. ”

"Derrick Rose is also very good, he has the potential and talent to quickly become a top 10 player in the league. But... He's not Scott Pippen, just as Snoopy isn't Michael Jordan. Such analogies make no sense. ”

"They're going to get a championship ring, even under a rookie contract." Speaking of this, the basketball god finally put away his excitement and sighed: "Chicago's current team is too strong. The Knicks made the most important assist. ”

He regretted how nice it would have been if this lineup had been in the Bobcat locker room.

As a Bobcat owner, he was jealous.

I'm also depressed, I knew the Knicks were so stupid, why didn't I just eat up all their 'garbage contracts' in the first place?

Of course, compared to the depression of the basketball god, New York fans are more depressed, even resentful!

If it weren't for the fact that LeBron James hasn't made a final decision now, New York fans would even have the heart to put Donnie Walsh in jail.

Watching the Bulls smug in the spring breeze and all kinds of counterattacks. Last year, they broke into the finals but were extremely depressed and lonely, can their hearts be happy? It's like the lottery ticket you bought won 200 million, but 20 seconds before the lottery, the elders in the family forcibly exchanged it for four yuan, saying that the four yuan can be doubled in the next draw.

Now New York fans are waiting for the next draw, and if the Knicks fail to get LeBron James, Donnie will not want to make an appearance in the Big Apple in his life.

In fact, the operation for him has already begun. The New York City government has opened an investigation into his personal taxes.

People also began to dig over his old accounts of suspected sexual assault 25 years ago.

In short, he has caused such a big disaster, and no one likes him well.

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