Unlike Michael Jordan's vaguely melancholy, Dennis Rodman spoke eloquently in front of Andrews, saying that Snoopy represents a new direction in modern basketball, and that Snoopy has redefined the NBA blue-collar player.

Finally, he didn't forget to tell the female audience in front of the TV: "If you want to have a better experience, you should hand the note to the player with the most rebounds in the team at the hotel where the player is staying, they are the real physical players." The guys who are good at scoring usually ......"

ESPN cut off the signal.

They believe that Rodman's nose ring and lip ring can't spit out any decent words out of his mouth.

In fact, he also asked Andrews for his phone number after the interview. The reason is that he has seen Andrews's set of pictures, and he feels that he can give Andrews a different user experience.

Of course, he also vigorously condemned Andrews's ex-boyfriend because he was the one who posted those pictures.

Sadly, Andrews didn't give Rodman his number. She had no interest in Rodman's boastful clinical experience, and she really didn't want to sleep watching a man with wrinkled skin and colorful tattoos on it.

She thought to herself: How nice it would be if Snoopy had asked for my phone number. I must have made him linger in so many postures that his feet would go limp.

Scold.

Immature.

……

The Boston Celtics made a barrage of resentful remarks after the game.

Speaking at his post-match press conference, Doug Rivers stressed: "11:28. This is the number of points scored by both teams through free throws. I don't think that's a fair blow and we're going to appeal to the league. ”

Lagalondo told reporters: "When you are whistled for hitting someone with the ball in an ordinary dribble, you should understand what a body hair foul is." I regret the result tonight. ”

"James Johnson's final down-down move amounted to murder, and they sent away the league's top scorer in a way that Ray Allen had already hit two three-pointers." Kevin Garnett glared at the camera and told the camera, "Isn't this a conspiracy?" ”

"I know you're complimenting Snoopy on that long-range three. But I must emphasize that he stole his way. It wasn't a clean step back, he had already changed his pivot foot as he moved forward. ”

Paul Pierce also repeatedly emphasized.

These statements circulated like a plague.

The task of responding to these remarks was given to Chicago Ignition Group Captain Joakinoah. He responded bluntly that night: "Boston should go to Italy after the series, and they will definitely find the perfect dress for them at Milan Fashion Week." ”

"It's like I beat my sister in the backyard when I was five years old, and then my sister cried and said I was cheating on tennis. The reason I remember this incident so well is that my father used the soles of his shoes to rape me. But now, apparently, my father wouldn't do anything like that again. On the one hand, because they are not my sister, and on the other hand, my father does not like men who are resentful women. ”

"I don't care what they're talking about. All I know is that the arrogant guys were beaten up by us on the floor. ”

"Frankly, I really don't understand why middle-aged men like to use their mouths and tongues to solve problems."

Joaquin Noah sneered.

And, don't forget to tweet @ these guys and wish them a happy Women's Day next year!

Snoopy didn't have the energy to care about what the Bostonian said after the game.

They said this in a clear way to put pressure on the referees to make decisions that would favour them in the next game.

The older generation of players and managers love to use this set.

"I'm really fine, Mom. I assure you, it's a small cut of less than a centimeter. When I go back and sleep for a night, it scabs over on its own. ”

On the way home, the little duke kept comforting the sweet song queen who was constantly sobbing on the other end of the phone.

He really didn't know why this little injury made his old mother, who was accustomed to wind and rain, comparable to Lin Daiyu.

In fact, his phone was almost flooded with text messages and calls in the locker room.

Calls and texts flew in like snowflakes.

Snoopy was overwhelmed.

He could only text everyone back that time, and posted a selfie on his social media page that night, meaning to tell everyone who cared about him that the wound was really not serious at all. If there was no blood, it was even a fingernail pinch.

However, after the release of the Little Duke's first selfie.

The following message is directly crooked.

"Wow! The little duke is so handsome!! It's as cool as a work of art, get out of the way, I'm going to lick the screen! ”

"Oh my God, I'm going to have to download it to my phone. It's a work of art, oh my God!! How could that stupid big man bear to ruin such a flawless face. ”

"Oh! I feel like I'm ovulating! Snoopy separates me from the quality wall! ”

"I can't help but fantasize about this scene of my face breathing on my neck and he biting my earlobe...... Yes! I'm all right. ”

“……”

A selfie sparked a frenzy among women across the United States.

The little duke's lethality to women can be imagined!!

……

It took the Duke about thirty minutes to comfort the 'Queen of Sweet Songs'. Then, he also returned to his house.

However, when he turned on the light, he saw Selena reclining on the couch.

"Hey, how did you get in?" Snoopy was shocked.

"You forgot to close the door to the back garden." Disney Princess shrugged her shoulders and walked over, "Let me take a look at your wounds." ”

Selena leaned in, and she stood on her tiptoes.

She wasn't there to see the wound at all.

She liked the Little Duke's selfie twenty minutes earlier.

When she stood on tiptoe, the first thing she did was bite Snoopy's mouth: "You charming fellow, give me the antidote, open my thoughts with your tongue......"

Like a dexterous python, she leaped onto Snoopy's body and clamped her legs around the Duke's waist.

"I'm not going to let you go, man. Those women who leave a message below the homepage should know that only I can experience your shock tonight. ”

Selena exhaled Yulan.

It had been too long since she had been blessed by the Duke, and she couldn't wait for the little duke to experience her yoga moves.

Frankly, the little duke was a little tired tonight.

But... His little brother was completely unaffected by physical fitness, and it turned out to be .......

The garden is full of spring, and it can't be closed.

Milk swallows cry in spring, and the voice is slow!

……

Selena arrived in Chicago to shoot the music video for her new album. As a matter of fact... Popular fried chicken Justin Bieber will also hold a concert in Chicago tomorrow.

He sees this as a rare opportunity.

Therefore, he clearly told reporters in an interview: "There are infinite possibilities between me and Selena. ”

But when this sentence was broadcast on TV, Selena was lying in Snoopy's arms, and in the warm morning sun, she looked like a lazy cat, lying on Snoopy's body weakly and bonelessly.

Snoopy's injury to a Celtics player on the court last night caused an uproar in the entertainment industry, and not only Britney expressed her condemnation on Twitter. Miley Sellers also expressed her opposition to on-court violence, and Anne Hathaway directly asked the NBA to ban KG who had offended her...... Obviously, the duchess ladies were extremely unhappy with this. Some even said that Snoopy should quit the court and concentrate on his singing career......"

Syllable!

The Duke raised his hand to turn off the TV.

He really doesn't have a good impression of gossip shows like MTV.

"I wish you could come to Los Angeles sooner." Selena reluctantly drew small circles around Snoopy's chest.

Last night, Snoopy agreed to write her a new song, which made her jump and jump with joy, showing her yoga skills to the fullest.

In fact, Snoopy also likes motivated girls like Selena, motivated girls are like Hailan House, every time they lie in bed, there will be new surprises

"But it's a duet song." Snoopy declares in advance.

"It's okay, I can get Demi to sing along with me."

Demi?

Snoopy furrowed. Two days ago, the Jonathan brothers also talked about jealousy because of Demi. Snoopy didn't want to get into trouble.

"It's okay, she's my best friend." Selena swore that "she's very different from Miley Cyrus. ”

Forehead.......

All right.

Snoopy agreed.

He then gets up and washes up after confirming that Selena is not capable of fighting again, and he will fly to Boston in the afternoon before playing the fifth game tomorrow night.

Snoopy doesn't plan to drag the game into Game 6, even though it would allow the owner to sell an extra ticket.

But it is clear that neither Reinsdorf nor Gary Foreman has any interest in this, and they both hope that Boston can be resolved as soon as possible.

Because the Celtics are too dangerous, once they are given the opportunity, they are very likely to bite back and resurrect the defeat.

At half past three in the afternoon, Snoopy showed up at the airport on time.

On the drive to the airport, he found himself considered the new pride of Illinois. Last night's victory gave the Bulls fans the confidence and conviction that they could never have dreamed of eliminating the Cavaliers and cornering the seasoned Celtics before the playoffs began.

Now, however, even if... ESPN and other mainstream media have already emphasized that the Chicago Youth Army has greatly distanced itself from the Thunder and the Trail Blazers, and once the Bulls defeat Boston, they will become the new kings of the East, and the road to dynasty revival will begin.

This is a far cry from what they have argued.

The strength of the Bulls is no longer allowed for them to continue to belittle, and a young team that has beaten the Cavaliers and Celtics in a row deserves any praise.

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