I always thought that the species of this world would be strikingly similar to the species of the earth.

But I was wrong.

For example, the Wang Xing people on the earth will taste a poop feast from time to time to satisfy the empty heart and relieve the lonely world; However, the dogs of the orc tribe in the Windy Continent are completely different, because of their extremely sensitive sense of smell, their aversion to poop is second only to that of dried salted fish.

If you force them to taste the taste of the poop feast. They'd rather die, well, that's about it,

Sadly, I didn't even realize this at the time, which led to the tragedy that followed.

That day, I was washing the mountains of plates in the sink, and Barbara sat next to me, lazy on the oven next to the sink with a happy face, selling cute.

I saw her delicate cat ears constantly vibrating slightly, and I knew that the proprietress was coming.

As soon as she turned her head, sure enough, the proprietress was standing at the door, clasping her hands like a solid wall, looking at Barbara with an unhappy face.

"Barbara, you're starting to be lazy again, get up and brush the dishes!"

The strong voice shook my ears and buzzed, and it took me a while before I could hear the sound again, and I was worried that Barbara would not be able to withstand this sudden soprano and have something unusual, you know, the cat people are very delicate.

But when I saw Barbara's still lazy expression, I breathed a sigh of relief, I was overly worried.

As I was smiling comfortably, I inadvertently saw Barbara's pair of fluffy and delicate cats slowly stand up from her cute little round face, shake it a few times, and return to the fun state of turning around before, and my heart began to itch.

I remember when I was still on Earth, I always liked to pet all types of cats, especially their ears.

The thin, fluffy fluffy sensation is addictive, and the cats are also very interested in touching their ears, often as a look of enjoyment.

So I came up with a natural idea, if I touched Barbara's ear, would it be more comfortable than the ears of cats on Earth? And will Barbara also feel very useful?

I quickly washed all the dishes, dried my hands, and touched Barbara's ears expectantly.

After a soft moan, Barbara slipped off the chair, and I was so frightened that I hurriedly stepped forward to help, and I saw Barbara's face flushed, panting, and a pair of cute and big eyes with mist in them, looking at me in a blur and seduction.

This feeling. . . How do you look at it, how does it look like the performance of a female chivalrous guest who ate spring poison in a martial arts drama.

Then I was pounced on by Barbara.

Then, the frantic chick was torn violently at my clothes.

You know, I'm wearing linen clothes, which are much tougher than ordinary silk clothes, but they can't withstand Barbara's tear!

In my panic, I tried to push her away, but I was surprised to find that I was not as strong as hers.

You know, at that time, I just passed the adventurer's physical fitness test, and my physical qualities were not comparable to ordinary people at all.

Even so, I was easily pinned to the ground by this chick, and a series of inappropriate scenes could ensue.

At that time, in my heart, I didn't completely resist this sudden surprise, after all, I was an old virgin for 28 years in my last life, and I was about to turn over, and I would be more or less inexplicably excited in my heart, but the first time it was forcibly taken away by a delicate catwoman in this form, eh. Well, I still can't take it.

The thought flashed through my mind, and I cried out for help.

Fortunately, the proprietress arrived in time to stop Barbara's next atrocity, and at the same time saved my virginity, I was ashamed to hold the torn belt tightly, trembling all over, and looking at Barbara in horror with a pair of eyes, this seemingly delicate, but in fact full of brute strength Catwoman.

In order to punish me for my reckless behavior, the proprietress deducted my wages for the whole day and ordered me to make amends for the plates I had broken during the struggle.

The next time I saw Barbara was three days later, and I was so embarrassed that I wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into, but Barbara forgave me very much, and she told me that the ears and tails of the cat people should not be touched casually, and once touched, there is a high possibility of unexpected consequences.

I would like to express my deep understanding.

Then Barbara said to me, it's good that my aunt was there at the time, otherwise.

"What if it didn't?"

I looked nervous.

"Otherwise, you can wait to sell yourself and marry me."

I was a little stunned, but after thinking about it, it would be a beautiful thing to marry such a cute, enthusiastic and cute little girl.

"Just kidding."

Barbara's voice was cheerful.

But I always felt that it was not so simple, and it did seem like she was joking when she heard her tone, but when she said this, Barbara turned her head away and did not look at me, and could only vaguely see that her cheeks and neck were flushed.

That's about the way it is.

Barbara showed unusual enthusiasm for my arrival, but when she saw the phoenix, a smiling face suddenly fell off, and her expression was unhappy and unnatural, and I asked her what was the matter, and she didn't speak, but when I finished washing the dishes and sat down to rest, she scratched the back of my hand fiercely, and saw blood.

It hurt so much that I inhaled cold air.

She turned her back to me awkwardly, sulking completely.

The pair of delicate cat ears on both sides of the head also drooped, and there was no aura that had been flexibly rotating before.

Although I had the heart to comfort her, I didn't know what kind of anger this girl was born with, so I simply didn't persuade her, just brushed the dishes and worked.

I was busy late at night, and when it was finally time to close, my hands were cramping, and my stomach was already hungry with my chest pressed against my back.

The proprietress took out a large pile of bread, cheese and fresh milk to us with an ambiguous face, and my saliva was almost on the table, and after a gluttonous swallowing, most of the food was wiped out by us.

To be honest, it was the first time I had seen such a well-eaten girl, and looking at the large stack of empty plates piled up next to Phoenix, and sweeping her plump two balls, I maliciously thought: Won't all the nutrients absorbed by these things gather there?

As a result, my feet hurt a lot when Barbara stepped on, and the chick pretended not to know at all.

When I went back, the proprietress gave me a lot of uneaten food for tomorrow's meal, and Barbara also delivered it to the door, but she was still angry, and her face was not good-looking.

But I was very happy because I was full of food, and I hugged the food and said goodbye to them happily.

It was late at night, and there were not many shops left with the lights on, so I strolled to the small square, ready to find a cleaner place to rest.

That's right, this is the legendary street sleeping.

When the previous owner of this body killed himself and his parents and the whole village in a very bad way, I took over the body and became the successor of this unfortunate child.

Looking at the desolate ruins, I understood a truth very desolately, I was left with only myself, so no matter what I did, I could only rely on myself.

Without the solid backing of my parents, I deeply experienced the hardships of life.

While being a shabby adventurer, I found a way to save money by sleeping on the streets.

The night in the Zephyr Continent is not as cold as the earth, and there will always be some corners in the small square where you can shelter from the wind and rain to sleep, and sometimes it is a kind of luck to be able to pick up a few Zephyr Daily as quilt covers.

But at this moment, I didn't do it, because I found that Phoenix, this little girl, was still following me closely

Please, tailgating should also be a man's patent, what kind of fun are you a girl coming into.

"Why aren't you coming home yet?" I asked, puzzled.

"You live in this place?" Phoenix looked serious and answered the question.

"Yes," I said to myself, "and for a wandering adventurer with no money or a home, what better place to reassure me than the corner of a small square." ”

"Do you want to go live with me, I'm alone, I'm a little scared."

Phoenix's voice was not loud, but it was clear to the ear.

"Afraid?" I suddenly felt that the little girl in front of me was a little wrong, so I refused with righteous words: "Aren't you afraid that I will insult you in the middle of the night?" ”

"You won't, I believe you" Phoenix's expression was very serious, and his tone was equally sincere.

"Why do you believe me?"

"Because you're willing to get me food."

I'm mad, I really don't know how the child's guardian is instilling the child's mind.

Seriously, I was very impressed, whether it was the accommodation question she raised or the question I said, I was very impressed.

But I couldn't do that, because I suddenly found that I didn't even have the slightest resistance to this little girl.

There were two thoughts in my head, one urging me loudly: I fell on her, I fell on her; The other loudly echoed: papapa, pa.

his grandma's, no matter what.

If something really happens... Can't I marry her!

In this way, I lived in Phoenix's house in a daze.

The Phoenix's home is large, similar to a dojo on Earth.

Entering the door, I was finally able to appreciate the feeling of the phoenix.

This is a very old Japanese-style suite, with wooden doors, papier-mâché windows, and a row of rooms connected together, forming a circle, and the center of the circle is the small courtyard of this house.

The small courtyard is overgrown with weeds, it seems that no one has cleaned it for a long time, and the window paper on some sliding doors is also tattered, and the window paper is pitch black, which makes people feel creepy when they look at it.

The phoenix drove me straight into the room facing the door, and the moment I opened the door, a musty smell hit my face, choking me and coughing.

Within two steps of entering the door, the old floor creaked with joy, and I walked cautiously for fear of breaking it.

The musty smell in the house has been around for a long time, but I've gotten used to it.

Phoenix made the bed and beckoned me.

I turned my head and realized that the two quilts she had laid were next to each other.

"Come and sleep."

The phoenix waved at me, and she slipped into one of the beds.

"Well, that's not good."

I swallowed, moistened my thirsty throat, and stammered.

"Come on, it's okay, I'm sleeping alone, I'm afraid."

Phoenix's expression is still so honest, and her eyes are still so pure.

I felt very hot and needed to cool down.

After calming down for a while, I said to myself fiercely: "It's all sent to the door, what are you afraid of!" ”

Then, I mechanically walked over, opened the quilt, and got into it stiffly, like a puppet.

I kept chanting in my heart, "Amitabha, Amitabha. ”

As soon as there was a slight effect, the sleeping phoenix was in a daze, and his little hand inadvertently put on my arm.

I was instantly agitated.

I wanted to pull out my arm.,But it's not good to wake up the sleeping phoenix (talk about how fast you sleep)。。

I had to recite silently again in my heart: "Amitabha, Amitabha. ”

Before it could have any effect, Phoenix's head subconsciously rested on my arm.

Poof.

My nosebleed squirted far away.