Kazuki, 4113, April, 4th, it is a day to remember.

On this day, I found another common denominator between the Zephyr Continent and the Earth - thieves run fast.

After chasing three streets and four intersections, I finally chased the thief away.

With this agility and furious speed, even if you are an adventurer in a dungeon, you don't have to be a thief.

Penniless, my heart was broken.

I really want to drag God out and give him a beating, so that I can vent my frustration in my heart, but in this world, Zeus or something is engraved next to the door gate of the dungeon dungeon, and God knows what that god of creation is.

Dejected, I turned around, only to be hit hard by something hard.

I squatted on the ground with my head covered, inhaling cold air in pain, and I could feel a large oval-shaped bag rising from my forehead.

What a comical picture!

I raised my head sadly and wanted to scold this guy who didn't walk with long eyes, but the moment I saw each other clearly, I was stunned.

What a beautiful picture!

I thought to myself.

In front of me, there was a girl holding her head and being knocked to the ground by me.

The long chestnut hair was tied into a ponytail, and it was now scattered on the ground, and on the delicate and cute little round face, a pair of big watery eyes were full of tears, and the pretty and delicate little nose was tightened by the pain on the head, and a lovely thin lip was bitten by snow-white teeth.

It's a cute look that is trying not to cry.,I really want to knock her down.。。

I thought to myself.

Looking down slightly, a pair of majestic waves, instantly stimulated my male hormones, for me who has read countless films in my previous life, I can be sure at a glance that this code is definitely D!

I swallowed my saliva dryly, my eyes were dull and obscene, and what I was in front of me was a combination of Lori and ol, this girl was simply the best!

I shouted in my heart.

I shook my head twice, threw out the evil thoughts, and forced me to smile like a pure gentleman, and stretched out my arms to the girl.

The girl may have been infected by my gentlemanly behavior, and subconsciously stretched out her hand, clenched it, and was pulled up by me.

It's just that she doesn't know that at this time, my heart is YD's: what a pair of soft hands this is, I really want to hold it for a lifetime and never let go!!!!!!

However, my intellect eventually triumphed over evil desires, and my face remained gentlemanly and solemn.

"Does it matter if you want it?"

I asked with concern.

The girl hummed and continued to cover her head.

"I'll rub it for you."

As I spoke, I stretched out my hand, with a look of enthusiasm and tenderness, and touched the top of the girl's head, and my mind kept conjuring up various scenes from the anime.

Touch your head and kill!

The girl was taken aback by my actions, and subconsciously, she stepped back again and again, avoiding my arm, and looked at me with a look of horror.

Realizing that the conspiracy had not succeeded, I smiled awkwardly, withdrew my arm, and touched my nose.

"Hello, my name is An Xiaoyi."

I took the initiative to say hello and try to ease the tension.

The girl finally let go of her frightened expression, but it was clear from the look in her eyes that she still had a grudge against me.

"My name is Phoenix."

"What a name," I exclaimed, "For us, the phoenix is a mythical bird, a symbol of beauty and strength!" ”

"Where are you?"

The phoenix was obviously confused by my words, covering the top of her head, tilting her head, and her big eyes were full of question marks.

Knowing that I had lost my words, I snorted, my mind spinning, trying to find a topic to fool around.

"I see you're flustered, do you have something urgent to do?"

"Oops!" Phoenix's voice suddenly raised, startling me, and the expression of a small face instantly became extremely anxious: "My money, my money has been stolen!" ”

"Money?"

My mind suddenly remembered the skinny figure I had lost before, the thief with agility and furious speed.

"Are you chasing a skinny thief?"

I stopped the phoenix with an anxious face, covered his forehead, and was about to spread his little feet to chase the depths of the alley.

Phoenix raised his head, his big eyes full of hope: "Did you see him running over there?" ”

I couldn't bear to see Phoenix's eyes disappear again, but I had to tell her the truth of the matter, so I sighed helplessly and said, "I lost him. . . ”

Sure enough, the phoenix's hopeful eyes disappeared in an instant, and instead, they became anxious and aggrieved, and the big eyes of the water spirit were filled with tears again, and they were about to burst the embankment.

"Woo woo, my money," she cried aggrievedly.

"Woo, that's the money I've been saving up for months, woowoo."

To be honest, seeing Phoenix's helpless and sad tears, my whole body was in chaos, and I even forgot that I was also a victim.

"Don't cry, don't cry, how much money did you lose?"

I stepped forward and comforted.

"Woo woo, one gold coin and four silver coins, those money are for a dress that I like very much, woo woo."

"To buy clothes." My forehead was full of black lines, and I secretly said in my heart: "Sure enough, a creature like a woman is the same everywhere." ”

But the thief has long since disappeared, and the stolen money can't be recovered, and right now, even if you want to go to the dungeon to farm monsters, it's unlikely.

The monsters in the dungeon don't finish this batch, and the next batch will appear immediately, it has a cooldown.

Monsters with short cooldowns take about four or five hours to appear in batches, while long ones are said to take a week.

Of course, this is also exquisite.,It's strange that the cooldown time is short.,It's basically some miscellaneous minions.,Even if you kill it, you won't drop anything valuable.。

And the longer the cooldown, the more awesome.,Like the kind that takes a cooldown of about a week.,It's basically the boss level.。

After comforting me for about an hour, Phoenix finally stopped her tears, twitched her nose, looked at me with hazy teary eyes, and looked even more aggrieved on her face.

I looked worried, don't look over, and asked a little unnaturally, "What's wrong?" ”

She tugged at the corner of my coat and said in a small, trembling voice to my ears: "I'm hungry. ”

For a moment, I felt the urge to cry because I was hungry too.

And my money was also stolen, a whole three gold coins, more than hers, and no one came to comfort me.

Complaining is complaining, you can not change your clothes, no one will look at it anyway, and the knife can also be slowed down first, as long as you don't delay tomorrow's monster farming, but the stomach is not the slightest slack.

I walked ahead and looked around, hoping to be lucky enough to pick up a lost coin or two, even if it was just silver.

The phoenix pulled me by the corner of my clothes and followed behind, bowing his head, stepping on my footprints without missing a step.

Looking at her natural appearance, a funny thought flashed through my mind, why did she trust me so much, so she was not afraid of being abducted and trafficked by me?

Of course, I won't do that, because in Zephyr Continent, human trafficking is a felony and can be directly punished by death.

After walking a long circle, I couldn't help but sigh, the ground is too clean today, and there is not even a copper plate.

In desperation, I had to go to the café I frequented to see if there was anything that was cheap and filling.

Of course, this is a premise, and I have to clean enough plates.

The proprietress of the café is a middle-aged woman in her forties, with a square face, a wide nose and big eyes, a very heroic appearance, and she is dressed as a maid on weekdays, but anyone who sees her knows that she will definitely not be a maid, especially her majestic body is even taller than me.

The strong and thick arms that were exposed once punched away a fourth-level adventurer who wanted to repay the debt, and since then, the iron law that cannot be shaken by the café is not allowed to repay the debt.

But I know she's a good person.

When I first came here, I almost starved to death, but I was revived by her bowl of milk and a piece of bread, and I brushed the dishes in her café for half a month, and finally survived the initial crisis.

After successfully becoming an adventurer, I still frequented this café, and it has become a habit.

As soon as I walked through the door, the lady saw me, greeted me with a smile, and when she saw the 'little tail' following behind me, she had an ambiguous smile on her face.

This smile gives me goosebumps.

Explaining the intention, the proprietress naturally agreed to my request, anyway, there was a lot of food left, and the overnight food was completely unsellable.

This is also what I appreciate most about the world, which piece of cake on earth has a shelf life of at least one week?

I'm brushing the dishes in the back kitchen.,Phoenix was left at the front desk as a waiter.,I have to say,The phoenix who wears a maid's costume really has a different flavor.,Lori's face and the two groups of ol.,Talked about by everyone in the café.。

Given that the majesty of the proprietress is still there, this group of unscrupulous adventurers in the café can only relish it.

In the back kitchen, I was brushing the dishes with the proprietress and her niece named Barbara.

Barbara is a human-beast half-breed, and according to her, her mother is a cat and her father is a human, but I can see this without saying it.

Because Barbara has a pair of cat ears that are naturally moving, but she doesn't have a tail.

She inherited her mother's essence of selling cuteness, and her every move revealed a big 'cute' word.

However, she also inherited the cat clan's laziness problem, because of this, she was often blamed by the boss lady, and over time, she actually cultivated a new skill, that is, at the moment when the boss lady blamed her, a pair of ears can be tightly attached to the sides of the head, completely blocking any sound from the outside world.

I had shown great interest in her furry and flexible ears, and it was because of this interest that I almost made a big mistake.