Chapter 23: I'm Treating You! 【Ask for Recommendation】
Forehead?
Did I brush my teeth?
Is this thing asking me if I'm brushing my teeth?
Tang Xiaoxiao's face was embarrassed, and he was annoyed and angry, so he raised his leg and beckoned to Li Chen's crotch.
Li Chen flashed sideways, dodging dangerously. Otherwise, if this kick is strong, "Xiao Li Chen" will die before he gets out of the school.
Tang Xiaoxiao saw that she kicked in the air and grabbed Li Chen's arm, so she wanted to give him a hard over-the-shoulder throw.
However, he didn't fall Li Chen, but was hugged by the other party.
Li Chen threw Tang Xiaoxiao onto the interrogation table, raised his hand and beckoned her elastic PP fiercely.
"Bang Bang!"
"Let you not listen to the party and the government, and let you mess with torture to extract confessions!"
"Bang Bang!"
"Make you naughty, make you unbehaved, let you take advantage of me!"
Tang Xiaoxiao felt that her PP was beaten hotly and painfully, and the whole person had a messy feeling in the wind.
"I'm a XXX, when did I take advantage of you?"
Li Chen raised his eyebrows and asked righteously, "You want to kiss me, it's not like taking advantage of me." You kiss it, look at your appearance is okay, I can barely bear it. But you kiss without brushing your teeth, this is unbearable! ”
I'm XX you OO!
Who's going to kiss you?
Who hasn't brushed their teeth?
Looks okay?
Are you still barely able to endure it?
Tang Xiaoxiao felt that she was completely collapsed, shivering in the cold wind.
Li Chen looked at Tang Xiaoxiao, who was about to collapse, raised his eyebrows, and asked, "Say, are you wrong?" ”
Tang Xiaoxiao's apricot eyes widened, like a lion roaring in Hedong, and shouted hysterically.
"I'm wrong for you, you big head, you let me go. Otherwise, I'm going to put you in prison!" ”
"Bang Bang!"
"Oh, you made a mistake and you don't know how to repent, right?"
……
Every time Li Chen hits, he says Tang Xiaoxiao's "crime", just like a strict father teaching his naughty daughter.
Tang Xiaoxiao wanted to cry without tears, she wanted to struggle to stand up, but Li Chen's fingers, like steel drills, made her unable to move at all.
Li Chen hit twenty or thirty times in a row before he stopped.
As soon as he let go of Tang Xiaoxiao's hand, the other party pounced over like a frenzied tigress.
"Damn, you dare to beat me PP, I fought with you!"
Li Chen's eyes were quick, and he grabbed Tang Xiaoxiao's fair wrist with one hand.
Then, I saw him looking at Tang Xiaoxiao's eyes, his expression was very serious, and he said seriously.
"Officer, calm down, I was treating you just now, I didn't mean to beat you PP!"
Tang Xiaoxiao is messy again!
Nani, fight PP, heal?
Li Chen looked at Tang Xiaoxiao and said seriously: "Officer, you have all the symptoms I told you before, right?" ”
Tang Xiaoxiao didn't answer, but blinked her eyes and looked at Li Chen in a daze.
Obviously, he acquiesced to Li Chen's statement and looked forward to his next words.
Li Chen paused for a moment, sorted out his thoughts, and said, "Officer, the reason why you have these symptoms is obviously overwork, reversal of day and night, and endocrine imbalance. And, as a result, you can get out of balance in your localized areas, immune system and urinary system. ”
"Just now, the reason why I hit you PP just now was not to take revenge on you. Rather, it is to adhere to the principle of "healing and saving people", stimulate the peripheral nerves above, so as to accelerate the blood circulation of your buttocks and achieve the purpose of regulating the endocrine system. However, due to the severity of your condition, I had to risk being misunderstood by you and give you heavy medicine! ”
"Officer, don't look at me like that, healer's parents, these are the things I should do. You must not thank me, these are all influenced by the party and the people, and they are the meticulous education of teachers and schools! ”
I'm dizzy!
Beat me PP, can you even say that it is a cure and saves people?
I still want to thank you, thank you for hitting me PP?
Listening to Li Chen's serious nonsense, Tang Xiaoxiao really wanted to squirt this bastard to death with a mouthful of aunt's blood!
Just when Tang Xiaoxiao was about to make a big move and spray her aunt's blood, Li Chen's ears moved slightly, and he muttered in his heart.
Someone's coming!
Immediately, he no longer had any hesitation, and quickly let go of Tang Xiaoxiao's wrist. ran to the iron chair and sat down, and put the handcuffs on.
Tang Xiaoxiao saw that Li Chen let go of herself, she was annoyed and angry, and she raised her leg and wanted to kick at Li Chen again.
At this moment, the iron door of the interrogation room squeaked open.
A middle-aged man in his forties saw Tang Xiaoxiao's long legs that he just wanted to raise, so he scolded angrily: "Tang Xiaoxiao, what are you doing, the above orders are repeated, torture is not allowed, why don't you listen?" ”
"Director Zhao, I ......"
Before Tang Xiaoxiao could finish speaking, Li Chen deliberately pretended to have a bitter and hateful expression, and shouted: "Director, you are here, you must make the decision for me!" Just now, this police officer punched me more than 100 times, almost beating me to death! ”
Tang Xiaoxiao saw that Li Chen's wicked person sued first, and hurriedly explained: "How can there be more than a hundred punches, just one punch, and two more punches miss!" ”
As soon as the words came out, she realized that she had said the wrong thing, and quickly covered her mouth with her little hand.
Director Zhao had a gloomy face, pointed at Tang Xiaoxiao and scolded: "Tang Xiaoxiao, you really don't change your teachings. You don't have to go to work for these two days, go home and reflect on it, write another 3,000-word review, and hand it over to me when you go to work next Monday! ”
"Director, it's his ......"
"Alright, don't talk about it. Xiao Wang already told me just now. Isn't it just a senior high school student who has a lot of academic pressure and wants to relax? Moreover, it is still an attempt to [female prostitute], are you going to fight to the death? ”
Tang Xiaoxiao felt very aggrieved, she was almost beaten by [female ticket passenger] XXOO not to say, she was beaten twenty or thirty PP just now, and it still hurts hotly, and now she has to write a 3,000-word review, where can she reason with herself?
After speaking, he beckoned to Xiao Wang, pointed at Li Chen and said, "Xiao Wang, you take him down and notify the family to come and pick up someone!" ”
Hearing the notification to the parents, this time it was Li Chen's turn to be confused!
Notify parents?
Who to notify yourself?
Aunt Tang?
Don't be kidding, if Ye Chuxue knew about this, she wouldn't have to laugh off her big teeth.
Li Chen thought about it and felt that only that person was the most suitable......
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Ask for recommended tickets, ask for collections!
Guess who will our classmate Li Chen notify because of the arrest of [Female Ticket Prostitution]?