Chapter 22: Officer, Did You Brush Your Teeth Today? 【Ask for Collection】
"Huh?"
Before Li Chen's words landed, Tang Xiaoxiao suddenly let out a high-octave scream.
She is indeed a virgin, and her layer ...... The membrane is indeed gone.
It's all right for this guy!
Two years ago, in the process of a chase, she moved too much, and unfortunately ...... The membrane has been removed.
She has been haunted by this for a long time, and she has not completely let go of it until now.
Moreover, this is her secret alone, and no one knows it except her, not even her parents and best friends.
How did he know the secret that only he knew?
Could it be that his eyes come with an infrared scanner?
Li Chen saw that Tang Xiaoxiao's reaction was so big, his pretty face was still red with shame, and the roots of his ears were also hot, and he already knew in his heart that he had guessed correctly.
"Officer, it's time for you to believe what I say, right?"
Tang Xiaoxiao was embarrassed and angry, and snorted angrily: "I believe you are a big-headed ghost, a liar, a hooligan, and a god!" ”
After speaking, she was like a lion roaring in Hedong, and shouted at the others: "What do you see, Xiao Wang, Xiao Zhang, what are you two muttering, you don't have to work, hurry up and bring them all to the bureau for me!" ”
After a reprimand, she opened her eyes again and glared at Li Chen fiercely.
"Hmph, don't be complacent. Wait until the bureau and see how I clean you up? ”
After arriving at the police station, Tang Xiaoxiao and another police officer, Xiao Wang, conducted a surprise interrogation of Li Chen.
"Name?"
"Li Chen!"
"Age?"
“18!”
"Occupation?"
"Student!"
Hearing Li Chen answer that he was a student, Tang Xiaoxiao's small universe erupted again, and he stood up in a moment.
"You are a student, you don't go to school well, and you actually learn to go to [female ticket prostitution]?"
Xiao Wang, the police officer next to him, saw that Tang Xiaoxiao had a tendency to beat people, so he quickly tugged on her arm.
"Officer Tang, you sit down first, calm down. Now that students are under pressure, it is understandable to go to [Female Ticket Prostitution] to relax! ”
Tang Xiaoxiao said excitedly: "But he can't go to [Female Ticket Prostitution], is it possible that if he has a lot of pressure to study, other students will not have much pressure to study?" ”
Li Chen, who was sitting opposite, had a look of shame.
"I didn't go to [Female Ticket Prostitute], I just went to wash my hair!"
Tang Xiaoxiao smiled coldly and said, "Hehe, it's just you, a hooligan." It's simple, foolish! ”
Li Chen pouted when he heard this, and said, "I'm too lazy to tell you, anyway, I didn't go to [Female Ticket Prostitution], just believe it or not!" ”
"Hmph, cooked duck, hard mouth! It seems that if you don't have some means, you don't know how powerful the old lady is? ”
Police officer Xiao Wang saw that Tang Xiaoxiao had rolled up her sleeves, and hurriedly stepped forward to dissuade her.
"Xiaoxiao, calm down, don't be impulsive. Our Director Zhao has already told us that we must interrogate humanely, and we can't use torture to extract confessions! ”
Tang Xiaoxiao pushed it away and said, "He is a stone in the pit, smelly and hard." Humane interrogation of him, even if it is re-interrogated for three days and three nights, I don't think he will confess! ”
After speaking, without waiting for Xiao Wang to answer, she pushed the family to the door.
"Xiao Wang, you go outside and keep guard, no matter what sound you hear, don't come in!"
Hearing Tang Xiaoxiao's words, police officer Xiao Wang's eyes were full of sympathy when he looked at Li Chen.
It's not good for you to provoke anyone, you have to provoke Tang Xiaoxiao. Isn't this a lantern in the toilet and looking for death []?
However, Li Chen was still the same as no one, with a light smile on his face.
His two thief eyes glanced at the bottom of Tang Xiaoxiao's snow-white neck, the Alps, magnificent.
"Such a big material, if you touch it, it will definitely be very hilarious!"
Tang Xiaoxiao raised her eyebrows and asked, "What are you muttering nonsense?" ”
Li Chen shrugged his shoulders and said, "Don't mutter, you're hungry, do you have anything to eat here, just instant noodles, I'm not a picky eater!" ”
Tang Xiaoxiao saw that Li Chen, a ruffian, dared to eat it, and immediately made her knuckles creak.
"Yes, I'll invite you to eat later!"
"Xiaoxiao, you should be more leisurely, but don't make any trouble!" Seeing this situation, police officer Xiao Wang hurriedly stepped forward to persuade him.
Moreover, he also bit the word "human life" very hard. The implication is to remind Li Chen, hurry up and give in, apologize, and don't die there.
"Oh, I said, Xiao Wang, how are you like a mother-in-law, no wonder you are a single dog, such a mother, which girl can look at you?"
"Xiaoxiao, I ......"
"Okay, I'm measured in this matter, and I'll take care of it alone. By the way, wait, no matter what sound you hear, you don't want to come in, do you hear? ”
After speaking, without waiting for Xiao Wang to answer again, Tang Xiaoxiao slammed the door shut. And, just to be on the safe side, she also locked the door inside.
Tang Xiaoxiao clasped her arms in her hands and looked at Li Chen coldly.
Li Chen was not to be outdone, staring at the Alps under Tang Xiaoxiao's neck with a pair of big eyes.
"Pink photos, good, sexy!"
Tang Xiaoxiao saw that Li Chen had no consciousness of doing anything wrong at all, Dai Mei frowned slightly, and asked, "What are you muttering about?" ”
Li Chen shook his head and said, "I didn't mutter anything!" ”
Tang Xiaoxiao slapped the table abruptly and shouted, "Say it quickly!" ”
Li Chen pursed his lips and asked, "Do you really want me to say it?" ”
Tang Xiaoxiao was a little angry and shouted: "Say it quickly, don't talk nonsense!" ”
Li Chen cleared his throat and shouted directly: "I said, you are wearing a pink photo, very sexy!" ”
Hearing Li Chen's shout, Tang Xiaoxiao's pretty face turned red with shame at the moment, and the roots of her ears were even hot, almost dripping blood.
I saw her silver teeth creaking, clenching her pink fists and yelling: "You rascal, shut up for me!" ”
Li Chen raised his eyebrows and said, "If I don't say it, you have to say it, blame me?" ”
Tang Xiaoxiao wanted to kill people angrily, waving his pink fist, and wanted to greet Li Chen.
Seeing this scene, Li Chen pretended to be panicked and shouted: "There is surveillance in the interrogation room, you can't torture to extract a confession!" ”
Hearing Li Chen's words, Tang Xiaoxiao immediately stopped.
Then, I saw her striding to the surveillance video and unplugging the power plug.
After all this was done, Tang Xiaoxiao held her arms with both hands and smiled smugly.
"Hehe, there's no monitoring now!"
"Hmph, dare to provoke me Tang Xiaoxiao, I will let you go around today without eating!"
Before the words fell, Tang Xiaoxiao raised her pink fist and beckoned towards Li Chen's body.
Li Chen's body was crooked, and he easily dodged Tang Xiaoxiao's pink punch.
"Officer, it's a crime to hit someone!"
Tang Xiaoxiao snorted coldly and shouted: "Hmph, it's illegal to beat someone, but you're not human!" ”
Li Chen's face was embarrassed: "Eh, then what am I?" ”
"You're a scoundrel, a beast, a pervert!"
Before the words fell, her second punch was greeted by Li Chen's body.
Li Chen didn't dodge this time, but took her punch hard.
Immediately, he glared at Tang Xiaoxiao angrily and shouted word by word: "Officer, now we are even." You can do it in moderation, but don't go too far. Otherwise, I'll ......."
Before his words landed, Tang Xiaoxiao's third punch came up again.
"What are you?"
"I'll just ...... Death for you! Before the words fell, Li Chen's head tilted, and he "died" straight.
Tang Xiaoxiao saw Li Chen pretending to be dead, so she kicked him immediately, and said angrily: "Get up, don't play dead for me!" ”
However, she kicked five or six more times, and Li Chen was still motionless, as if he was really dead.
Seeing this scene, Tang Xiaoxiao couldn't help but panic in her heart, and hurriedly stepped forward to probe Li Chen's snort.
"Out of gas? How is this possible? ”
Tang Xiaoxiao paced back and forth anxiously, beads of sweat as big as beans falling from her white forehead.
Although my father is the leader of the city bureau, he can't hold back his life, how should this be good, how can it be good? Hey, I knew that he was so unbeaten, so I wouldn't do it myself.
At this time, Tang Xiaoxiao's remorseful intestines were cleared, looked at Li Chen's body, and said indignantly: "Bai has grown so big, how can it be the same as a silver spear wax dry head, it is useless." ”
Suddenly, some of the first aid methods taught at school came to her mind.
Cardiac resuscitation, artificial respiration!
Thinking of this, Tang Xiaoxiao hesitated for a moment, then walked in front of Li Chen, closed his eyes, and prepared to give him artificial respiration.
However, just when her lips were about to touch Li Chen's mouth, they were blocked by a big hand.
Tang Xiaoxiao felt that something was wrong, so she quickly opened her eyes.
I saw Li Chen staring at himself with a pair of bright big eyes, purring.
"Officer, did you brush your teeth today?"