Chapter 33: This is a Difficult Topic, and the Exam Must Be Taken! 【Ask for Recommendation】
Zhu Gang and the other little brothers were all stunned on the spot, staring at each other with big eyes and looking at each other.
Li Chen continued to gush: "Big brother, it's the new century. We must emancipate our minds, keep pace with the times, keep up with Europe and the United States, and be in line with international standards. Why are you still playing the old routine, it's a bit out of fashion, it's too out. ”
His words were extremely inflammatory. This eloquence does not go to being a lecturer in MLM, it is simply a condescending talent.
Even Zheng Shanshan, who was the secretary of the Youth League in college, looked at Li Chen's eloquence differently.
However, when she remembered that this thing was also a beast, and she was discussing with a few other perverts how to eat her little white rabbit, she had a feeling that she had nothing to love.
She saw that Li Chen was also very sunny and handsome, but why was his heart so vicious, and he really wanted to play with her, a goddess-level school girl like Zheng Shanshan, as a toy?
Zhu Gang glanced at Li Chen in some surprise, and saw that he was only one person, and he didn't have a guy in his hand, so he relaxed a little, and asked arrogantly: "Oh, then you say, how to play?" ”
Li Chen seemed to be an emperor overlooking the picturesque rivers and mountains, and asked with high spirits: "Big brother, you should have heard of the thirty-six styles of the Guan style and the seventy-two kinds of asana changes, right?" ”
Zhu Gang shook his head very sincerely and said, "I don't know, I haven't heard of it!" ”
Li Chen continued to ask: "Poisonous Dragon, Jumping Candy, Wind Oil Essence, Ice and Fire Do you know how to play?" ”
Zhu Gang shook his head again and said, "I don't know!" ”
"What about the French K-style, trapeze, upside down, invincible Hot Wheels?"
Zhu Gang still shook his head in confusion.
Li Chen scolded: ", you don't understand anything, what's the difference between you and beasts?" ”
Zhu Gang and the others were also interested, and when they heard Li Chen's scolding, they were not angry, but looked at him like a student who humbly asked for advice, and asked: "What are these Guan-style thirty-six styles, and seventy-two posture changes, and what are the two heavens of ice and fire, invincible Hot Wheels and the like, do you know how to play?" ”
Li Chen nodded and said, "Of course!" ”
When he said this, he deliberately showed an unbearable expression of the past, and said affectionately.
"It's not a secret, I used to work in Xiguan, from the age of eight to the current eighteen years old, ten years of experience, hard work, and eventually become the king of a generation of duck kings. For the gameplay and routines inside, in the entire Donghua City, I call it second, and everyone dares to call it first! ”
Seeing that Li Chen said so sincerely, Zhu Gang and they all believed it.
"Brother, then you quickly teach us how to play. I want to learn the invincible Hot Wheels of the Star Master! ”
"Teacher, I want to learn the two heavens of ice and fire, there is ice and fire, and it is very exciting to listen to the name!"
"Teacher, I want to be on par with Europe and the United States, and in line with international standards, you can teach me the French K-style, right?"
……
Li Chen strode over and helped Zheng Shanshan up.
The woman is beautiful, like red wine in a goblet, full of intoxicating fragrance. Especially from the neck down, the indescribable part is even more spectacular than the Alps.
Zheng Shanshan was taken aback, and retreated like an electric shock, trying in vain to break free from Li Chen's claws.
Li Chen stepped forward and grabbed her wrist with his backhand.
Immediately, he looked at Zheng Shanshan, and a faint evil smile rose on the corner of his mouth.
Looking at Li Chen's clear and bright eyes, Zheng Shanshan's expression couldn't help but be stunned.
Li Chen's eyes were clear and pure, purer than Trensu, and he couldn't see a trace of filth. It's in stark contrast to the greedy eyes of those ruffians who want to wipe you clean up right away.
Just when Zheng Shanshan's face was stunned, she suddenly saw Li Chen winking at her.
Zheng Shanshan was suspicious for a while, could it be that he was here to save himself?
Thinking of this, out of the corner of her eye, she glanced at Zhu Gang and the others again.
Li Chen is alone, tall and thin, and he is definitely not the rogue opponent of those stinging dragons and tigers, fierce and vicious.
If he wants to save himself, the only feasible way is to outwit!
Yes, outwitted, must be outwitted!
Thinking of this, Zheng Shanshan's heart involuntarily swelled with a warm current.
She went to see Li Chen again, with sword eyebrows and starry eyes, although she was not as good as those good-looking celebrities, she was definitely a handsome guy, with a sense of justice and very smart. It's also a good choice to let him be your boyfriend!
Zheng Shanshan thought to herself as a nymphomaniac, but Li Chen's next sentence made her depressed and almost squirted out her aunt's blood.
I saw Li Chen clear his throat, pointed at Zheng Shanshan, and said seriously: "Look at it, before XXOO, you have to have foreplay." That's what makes it interesting. ”
"First of all, have a little wine. You can't ask for liquor, the degree of liquor is too high, and it is easy to get drunk. You can't ask for beer, because the stamina of beer is insufficient. To red wine, take French rosé, the kind of 15 degrees best. Of course, that kind of red wine may be a bit expensive, and you can also replace it with ordinary dry red, which is sold in supermarkets, and you can buy a bottle for thirty or forty yuan! ”
"Wine is there, and there is music. This music is also very particular, you can't use any small apples, the most dazzling national style and horses, this is not very high-grade! ”
"It's good to have romantic classical music, such as "Nocturne", "Autumn Whispers", "Moonlight", and "Maiden's Prayer."
Zhu Gang and a few of their minions, all of them have not graduated from elementary school, and they are not interested in any red wine or music, they are only interested in women's bodies, and they complained impatiently at the moment.
"Teacher, you also know that our conditions are simple, these inconsequential foreplays, skip them first, and start the main play directly, first come to the invincible Hot Wheels, how should this be played?"
Li Chen pursed his lips, sighed, and said, "Okay, the first step is to find the G-spot, which is the legendary cool point." As long as you can find the G-spot, you are half the battle! ”
Zhu Gang asked with a blank eye: "Teacher, how to find this G-spot?" ”
Li Chen did not answer directly, but began to move up and down Zheng Shanshan in his arms.
Zheng Shanshan struggled like an electric shock, but when Li Chen touched her earlobe, her delicate body couldn't help but tremble, and even let out a seductive sigh like those bad women.
Seeing Zheng Shanshan, who was still the same as Little Pepper just now, had a tempting reaction, Zhu Gang and the others were shocked with wide eyes, and their admiration for Li Chen was like the water of the Yellow River, gushing endlessly.
Nima, if only you could learn such a way of flirting with the sky. In the future, you won't need any routines to flirt with girls, just prepare the sets directly!
As a teacher, the greatest achievement is not to teach good students better, but to let bad students have the motivation to learn.
Looking at this group of hungry students, Li Chen's sense of accomplishment in his guest appearance as a teacher this time was overwhelming.
He cleared his throat and continued: "Ahem, everyone pay attention to the lecture, the following is the most difficult part, the exam to be tested!" ”
Zheng Shanshan next to her was sweating wildly, this product is too weird, it's still difficult, and you still have to take the exam, why don't you go to the sky and stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun?