The intellectual curiosity of Zhu Gang and others was all aroused by Li Chen's words.

"If I had tested these exams, I would have gotten a perfect score!"

"With such a course in the college entrance examination, maybe now my Huang Mao is a top student of Tsinghua University and Peking University!"

"Your yellow hair is Tsinghua University and Peking University, and my second dog is Harvard Cambridge!"

……

When Li Chen saw this group of strange people, they all directly brushed their sleeves and started their postures, so he hurriedly shouted.

"Silence, shut up for me, and listen to the lecture well!"

"People are different, and their physiology is different. So women's G-spot is also different. Some are on the earlobes, some are on the PP, some are on the indescribable parts, and some are on the parts that are prone to yellowing. For example, this woman has a G-spot on her earlobe! ”

After speaking, Li Chen pointed at Zhu Gang and said, "Come, you come up and demonstrate!" ”

Zhu Gang heard Li Chen ask him to come forward to demonstrate, and immediately nodded excitedly like a chicken pecking rice.

"Yes, Teacher!"

Just when Zhu Gang walked to a distance of one meter from Li Chen, Li Chen shouted again: "Stop, there is one more thing that must be remembered!" ”

Zhu Gang's eyes widened, and he couldn't wait to ask, "What?" ”

The corners of Li Chen's mouth rose slightly, revealing an evil smile.

"If you want to practice divine skills, you must first go to the palace!"

The words "from the palace" had just been spoken, when Li Chen raised his leg and kicked towards his crotch.

"Click!"

The sound of broken eggs resounded throughout the alley.

"Ah, my balls...... Shattered! ”

Zhu Gang looked at the egg whites and yolks all over the floor, and roared with cracked eyes.

The others were also dumbfounded, their eyes widened, and they looked at Li Chen in a daze.

After a long time, they reacted from their stunned state and hurriedly rushed forward: "Brother Gang, Brother Gang, are you okay?" ”

Zhu Gang grinned in pain, and roared like an angry beast: "This kid dares to scare Lao Tzu, give it to me, kill him, kill him!" ”

Several minions glanced at each other, picked up steel pipes, fruit knives and the like, and rushed towards Li Chen.

Li Chen smiled coldly, clapped his hands, and said, "Don't you want to learn the invincible Hot Wheels, stare at your 24K titanium dog eyes and see clearly, this is the invincible Hot Wheels!" ”

Before the words landed, Li Chen's toes were like dragonflies in water, and he swept towards the crotch of these minions.

"Click, click, click......"

In the blink of an eye, the yolk and egg white were running all over the ground. A group of minions lay on the ground, humming and chirping in pain.

Li Chen clapped his hands and said, "Okay, now I officially announce that you can leave the school." That, let's teach the tuition fee first, when I was in Xiyun, I gave people training, and one class was 3,000 yuan. For the sake of being in love with a few, let's get a 20% discount, 2,400 yuan per person. Don't give too much, give too much, I'm in a hurry with you! ”

After listening to Li Chen's words, Zhu Gang and the others were all dumbfounded.

robbed their women, wasted their balls, and now they have to charge tuition......

Nima, don't you take such a bully?

Li Chen walked up to Zhu Gang, glanced at him sideways, and said, "Brother, where is your tuition?" Let me tell you, the relevant government departments have introduced 18 hard measures to comprehensively deal with the arrears of wages of migrant workers, and those who are serious can be sentenced to more than three years and not more than 10 years in prison! ”

After speaking, Li Chen stepped on Zhu Gang's paw and crushed it twice.

"Ah, it hurts, I'll give, I'll give, can't I give, let go quickly, let go ......"

Li Chen just worked hard, and Zhu Gang screamed like a pig.

Li Chen clapped his hands and said, "It's good to be like this early, let's pay the tuition fee quickly, brother, it's not easy for me to come out and eat!" ”

Zhu Gang took out all the banknotes on his body, and the big gold chain around his neck was also taken off by Li Chen.

Seeing this, the other minions also obediently handed over the silver in their pockets. However, they are poorer than the other, and all of them are added together, and they haven't scraped together enough 5,000 yuan!

Looking at the banknotes in his hand, Li Chen habitually pursed his lips and said, "Oh, it's not easy to make a living, this time I'm unlucky, I actually ran into you poor students!" ”

Hearing Li Chen's words, Zhu Gang and all the minions wanted to cry without tears.

Nima, robbed our women and money, wasted our balls, and even said that she was unlucky?

Li Chen looked at a group of students who were mourning, waved his hand at them, and said, "Okay, you have already left the school." Get out, practice diligently in the future, and strive to carry forward the unique skills of the teacher! ”

Zhu Gang has an impulse to be Teddy every day, the eggs are gone, how can you let us practice diligently, how can we carry it forward?

After driving away Zhu Gang's group of flies, Li Chen shifted his gaze back to the woman beside him.

The woman's skin is fair, her facial features are upright, and the peaks and peaks under her neck are undulating, which makes people feel the urge to climb the mountain when they see it.

When the sun came out, I climbed the hill

Climb up the hill and want to sing

The little white rabbit, white and white

It's so cute to jump and jump

……

Zheng Shanshan saw that Li Chen had been staring at her, and her pretty face couldn't help but blush.

She instinctively lowered her head and said with a blushing face: "I was wrong about what happened before, I misunderstood you, thank you for saving me just now!" ”

Li Chen rubbed the tip of his nose, with a wicked smile, and asked, "Oh, how are you going to thank me for that beauty?" Do you promise to be in person? ”

Seeing that Li Chen said it so bluntly, Zheng Shanshan's pretty face couldn't help blushing, and even her earlobes were red and hot.

"Isn't that too fast, we can try to date for a while. If you can pass my test, I'll ...... Make a promise! ”

Zheng Shanshan endured the shyness in her heart and finished this sentence with great difficulty.

However, she waited for a long time, but she didn't hear Li Chen's response, and she couldn't help but be surprised.

When she boldly looked up, it was empty in front of her, and there was still Li Chen's figure.

When she landed, she gritted her silver teeth in anger and stomped her feet vigorously.

"Damn, bastard!"

……

"Ahh

Li Chen, who had already walked to the school gate, suddenly sneezed loudly.

I'm going to go, who is this, thinking so much about me?

Li Chen rubbed his nose and saw a slim girl in front of her, a box of Trensu milk in her backpack fell to the ground precariously.

Seeing this, he immediately raised his voice and shouted.

"Hey, that beauty in front, your are off!"

The person who walked in front of Li Chen was none other than Ye Chuxue!

When she heard Li Chen's voice, she subconsciously looked back.

Li Chen picked up Telunsu casually, and when he was about to return to Zhao after finishing his work, he couldn't help but be stunned when he saw that person was Ye Chuxue.

"First snow? How did you change your hairstyle, I almost didn't recognize you! ”

Ye Chuxue's eyes widened, and she snorted coquettishly: "Li Chen, you slut, where did you go to wave yesterday, and you won't go home at night?" ”

Li Chen pursed his lips, put on a look of unbearable looking back on the past, and said, "Hey, don't mention it, I almost can't come back!" ”

As he spoke, he casually inserted the straw into the Telunsu box, sucked it hard, and praised it: "Chu Xue, your milk is really delicious, as pure as Telunsu!" ”