Chapter 514: How Bitter Is The Cassette? (4th Watch)
The trolls have found a reason again: "This must be fake data!" There is not so much sales at all, this is all shady, it is all bought by insiders, in order to brush sales, for hunger marketing! ”
As a result, at some point, a hot search topic appeared on Weibo: the world's most bitter cassette.
"The handheld and the controller are sold out, so I can only buy a cassette, alas."
"You can't play just by buying a cassette!"
"It's okay, won't you be able to play when the next batch of handhelds comes out?"
"Listening to Chen Mo, the cassette of the handheld computer uses the most bitter substance in the world, and it is completely non-toxic and harmless, in order to prevent children and pets from swallowing it. Hurry up and lick it to see if you're right? ”
"Really? The most bitter substance in the world? I don't believe it! ”
"Can there still be Chinese medicine bitterness?"
"Liar, this cassette is obviously sweet!"
"yes, it tastes great when you lick it, with a hint of sweetness, but it's not greasy at all!"
"I'm rubbing, how can you lie upstairs, this cassette is obviously sweet and spicy!"
"Nonsense, the salty party is justice!"
"I really licked it, and my mood right now is indescribable...... I'm a little skeptical about life, and I need to calm down by myself......"
Chen Mo didn't go out of his way to promote this, but the news still expanded to different player groups.
As many people already know, this cassette is coated with the world's most bitter substance, just to prevent accidental swallowing.
However, this has only inspired everyone's souls to die......
People who haven't licked it want to lick it, and those who have licked it want to trick others into licking it, but they actually talked about this thing as a hot search topic......
As a result, many players who didn't buy a handheld and controller simply bought a cassette first, on the one hand, they prepared it in advance, and they could play it when the console came anyway; On the other hand, I want to try it and see how bitter the world's most bitter substance really is......
As a result, this very strange phenomenon has emerged, physical cassettes are sold more than handhelds and controllers combined, and most people buy physical cassettes directly, not digital versions......
On major live streaming platforms and video websites, a number of Sitch's unboxing reviews naturally appeared.
Sold out in the first five minutes, has created a strong topic for Sitch, players who have been paying attention to this handheld are sorry because they didn't buy it, and those players who didn't pay attention were also attracted by the news that it was sold out in five minutes.
Everyone has the same question, how is this handheld machine?
So many people simply started to do unboxing live broadcasts.
……
Touching the fish live broadcast platform, the live broadcast room of the convulsive gentleman.
Twitch Jun is a slightly obscene fat man, not a particularly famous anchor, but he has a good understanding of technology products and some games, and often does some mobile phone unboxing reviews.
And today, the name of his live broadcast room has also become: "Sitch open (tian) box (ka) review!" ”
This title was released and immediately attracted a large number of viewers,
"What's the situation? Sitch's unboxing review? The anchor actually grabbed it, this character is simply unscientific! ”
"I think it's because the hand speed is unscientific!"
"What kind of box to open, we want to see you lick the cassette, hurry up and see what it tastes like!"
Convulsive Junle looked at the messages on everyone's screen, not to mention, there are a lot more audiences than before, which should also be stained with the light of this new handheld.
"Hello everyone, I'm Pump, and today I am mainly evaluating Chen Mo's new handheld. But before that, there's a little side quest to lick the cassette. ”
"Some of you may be here for the first time, so here is an introduction to this cassette. It is said that in order to prevent accidental swallowing, Chen Mo added some bitter agents on top of this card, which was very, very bitter. ”
"Today I told you in my fan base that my Sitch has arrived, and everyone said that no one cares about your Sitch, we just want to see you lick the card!"
"To be honest, I'm also curious, where can I be miserable? Okay, then I'll lick it. ”
As he spoke, he put the cassette to his mouth and licked it gently.
"It's not particularly ...... Vomit!!! ”
Before he could say half of his words, he had already covered his mouth and began to howl.
After a hurried apology, Twitch Gentleman burst out the door and rushed into the bathroom.
The barrage is crazy with laughter.
"Hahaha, if you don't die, you won't die!"
"Is 23333 so strong?"
"I have taken a screenshot just now, and a new set of emojis will appear immediately!"
"Convulsion's acting skills are so exquisite, I licked it, it's not so bitter at all, if you don't believe it, you can try it yourself!"
After a full five minutes, Convulsive returned, apparently brushing his teeth.
Twitch Jun had a skeptical expression on his face: "How to describe the bitterness of this cassette?" I don't know if you've ever eaten berberine without sugar coating? If you've eaten it, I can tell you that it tastes very similar, basically without water, and then chewing berberine into pieces and swallowing it raw, and it seems to be a little more bitter......"
Ignoring the call of "one more" on the barrage, Brother Convulsion wiped the sweat on his forehead and continued to open the box.
"Okay, then let's officially unbox."
"Open the first layer of the box, the overall layout is not bad, on the left are two small handles, on the right is the screen of the handheld......"
Pumpman began to unbox and demonstrate step by step, including every accessory, feel, and actual running of the game, all of which were introduced.
Many viewers are watching carefully, and the barrage is continuous.
"The real machine looks so beautiful, it's the same as in the promotional video!"
"This size seems to be just right, the screen is much bigger than a mobile phone!"
"And these two handles feel so interesting, there will be a click when plugging and unplugging."
"And it's really seamless, after plugging it into the base, the information will be displayed on the TV in five seconds?"
"This game looks fun too, and it can be played with special gestures, huh?"
With the continuous introduction of Pump, many people are becoming more and more interested in this new handheld and game.
Obviously, this handheld is completely different from the average mobile phone on the market, especially the two controllers feel very wonderful to play.
Soon, the unboxing experience of Pumpk-kun came to an end.
He said as he played with the console: "Overall, I feel very amazing about this console, and it can be said that it is a new mode of console. Strictly speaking, he should be regarded as a handheld computer that can output pictures on TV, and its price is really not expensive. ”
"I think, just like the trailer says, this is really a game console that takes care of everyone's feelings to the greatest extent, and it doesn't actually have an absolute target audience, or rather, everyone is actually its potential target audience."
"Moreover, the fact that this console is currently sold out shows how popular it is. If you want to buy it, my advice is to make a reservation for the next batch immediately, this handheld will definitely not disappoint you! ”