"I don't need to thank you, who is with whom we brothers, it's too foreign to say this-I won't go without great health care." The temporary worker said with a smile as he pushed the door open.

The security guard brother smiled and said mysteriously: "We have been friends for so many years, I still don't know about your hobby?" You can rest assured, as long as you lock up that old guy for three days, there will be great health care! ”

As he spoke, he patted his chest with a bang.

The two walked in.

The old police officer greeted the temporary worker: "Hey, Xiao Liu is here." ”

"Lao Wang, are you in trouble?" Temporary worker Xiao Liu came to the old police officer, pointed to the security guard next to him and said, "This is my hair small, Xiao Cui ......"

Lao Wang glanced at Xiao Cui and said to the temporary worker Xiao Liu: "This matter, it's not that I don't give face, it's really Xiao Cui's colleague-"

Lao Wang pointed to Xiao Lin, another security guard who was said to have broken his arm, but now he didn't have a, and said: "His colleague Xiao Lin has really gone too far, and he keeps scolding people without saying anything, obviously he is not injured, but he has to say that his arm was broken by this old man." When this old man saw that he was so old, he broke the arm of a young security guard, and no one believed him! ”

Temporary worker Xiao Liu said: "We don't have to worry about this, right?" Let's talk about her pooping in the elevator room, and it won't be a problem to keep her for ten days or eight days, right? ”

Lao Wang thought for a while and said, "Three days at most." This is not a problem at all, if it weren't for being filmed by the surveillance, the old woman would have lost it by herself. Didn't you see someone still carrying a bag in there?! Besides, people really have three urgencies and can't find a toilet, who can blame for this! ”

Xiao Liu gritted his teeth, made a very reluctant look, and said, "Three days is three days!" Brother Wang, you have to worry too much, this matter can't let you work in vain. ”

"It's not a matter of working in vain, the key is that I can't be this wicked person, otherwise, this matter will be handled by you, you can do it as you want, it has nothing to do with me, okay? In vain, I went home and watched my son do his homework. Lao Wang gritted his teeth and said. Turned and left the interrogation room.

"I'll send you!" The wrinkles on the face of the temporary worker Xiao Liu smiled and bloomed, and he saw Lao Wang leave, and then turned back.

Qin Bei has been paying attention to Xiao Liu's actions, and when he sees this, he knows that this kid has no good intentions.

But I heard Xiao Liu say: "You beat people, our police will not investigate this matter, ah, for the sake of your old man, this matter will be revealed, but there is one thing that can't be revealed, after all, you have a lot of defecation in the elevator room, the impact is very bad, according to the provisions of the public security administration punishment regulations, you will be fined 500 yuan, and then you have to be sent to the detention center for five days of re-education through labor." ”

"Officer, you're so unkind! The old man really can't help but choose to be in the elevator room, not to mention that the old man also brought a plastic bag to pack up, if you can meet a public toilet on the road, who is willing to defecate in the elevator room! Gu Miaomiao said a little unhappily, five days of re-education through labor? What kind of public security punishment management regulations is this!

"No matter how great a favor is, it is no bigger than the letter of the law." Temporary worker Xiao Liu looked like a businessman, and said: "You can't bear it, you can't help it, it's your own business, you can find a public toilet, you can't find a public toilet, that's your own business, how do you solve it, that's also your own business, but if you openly defecate in public, you have naturally violated the public security administration punishment regulations, so this arrangement will be made for you." ”

"Then you mean that if you can't hold it back, you'd rather pull it in your crotch than put a plastic bag in the elevator hall?" Qin Bei frowned and said, this temporary worker Xiao Liu is clearly a friend of the other party, if you want to say that there is nothing greasy in it, you don't believe it if you kill Qin Bei.

Xiao Liu smiled embarrassedly and said, "If you pull it in the crotch or not, it has nothing to do with me, anyway, public places are not places where you can defecate openly." ”

Qin Bei sneered and asked, "Then what you mean is that the closed elevator should belong to a public place, right?" ”

Xiao Liu nodded: "That must be." ”

Qin Bei pointed to the ground under his feet, "Then in this interrogation room, is it considered a public place?" ”

Xiao Liu said vigilantly: "What do you want to do!" You can't defecate in the interrogation room! This is also considered a public place, and even sentencing is more important than a public place! ”

Qin Bei smiled and nodded, "Then you mean that this side is also a public place, right-I have another question!" ”

"Just say it." Xiao Liu said with a smile.

Qin Bei pondered his wording for a moment and said, "Do you feel a little pain in your stomach now?" ”

"Stomach ache? Of course not, I-ah, it hurts, it hurts me! ”

Of course, no, these four words are only half the story.

Xiao Liu clutched his stomach and shouted loudly.

"Brother Liu, Brother Liu, are you okay?"

Two security guards rushed forward and helped Brother Liu up.

At this time, Xiao Liu's forehead was already covered with sweat, and his face was distorted from pain.

"Quick, help me to the toilet...... temporary worker Xiao Liu felt a strong urge to defecate against his body, as if he was about to come out.

Two security guards hurriedly ran over and helped Xiao Liu to walk in the direction of the toilet.

However, before he could step out of the door of the interrogation room, he heard a muffled pop, and then a stench came to his face.

The two security guards who were holding Xiao Liu were choked by the stench and subconsciously covered their noses.

Xiao Liu didn't know if it was embarrassment or stomach pain, his face was distorted so badly, his mouth was almost crooked behind his ears, his nose was twisted into a love to death, he opened his mouth to say something, but the words didn't come out yet, but he heard a poof, accompanied by a smell, and some impurities in the body actually flowed down the trouser legs.

Xiao Liu's face changed greatly, he took three steps and made two steps, rushed out of the gate, ran to the yard, found a stone platform at random, squatted behind, took off his pants, and hula-

After about five or six minutes, Xiao Liu's face became a little more relaxed.

"Whew, damn it, it hurts me to death."

Xiao Liu had just finished relaxing, and suddenly felt a flash flashing for a while.

After looking at it, he couldn't help but say angrily: "Who let you take pictures!" Hurry up and delete it for me! ”

Qin Bei pinched his mobile phone and came to shoot a 360-degree cycle without dead ends.

"Deleted? You say it lightly, but this is evidence of your crime! Qin Bei played with his mobile phone, retrieved the photos, and swiped them one by one under Xiao Liu's nose.

"Me, when did I sin? Don't spew blood! I can sue you for slander! Xiao Liu went to snatch the mobile phone in Qin Bei's hand, how could Qin Bei let him get his wish? Just a simple dodge, Xiao Liu couldn't catch him,

Qin Bei shook Xiao Liu to the side, quietly stretched out his foot and tripped under Xiao Liu's feet, Xiao Liu's momentum was too great, a staggered Meiyu stood firm, and lay on the ground with a few sounds, suddenly Xiao Liu felt a smell of stinky smell coming to his face, and looked up, the mess he had just excreted was just less than ten centimeters in front of his head, if he was lying forward a little bit, I am afraid it would really respond to the old saying, "If you pull it stink, even if it is difficult, you have to eat it......"

"Damn, you dare to do it with me at the police station! You are attacking the police, do you understand?! Xiao Liu yelled at Qin Da and got up from the ground in a hurry.

Qin Bei stood beside Xiao Liu, and said: "Defecating in a public place, you have violated the public security administration punishment regulations, according to the regulations, Wu Baiyuan will be fined, and you will be sent to the detention center for five days of re-education through labor." ”

Qin Bei doesn't know what the public security administration punishment regulations are, but it doesn't matter, didn't Xiao Liu, a temporary worker, say just now, that open defecation is a fine of five hundred and five days, so let Xiao Liu try it.

"That's a coincidence, isn't it?" Mama Rong whispered to Gu Miaomiao.

Gu Miaomiao said with a smile: "Mama Rong, it's not a coincidence at all, this is clearly Qin Bei's drumming, don't look at me I didn't notice when Qin Bei did it, but I must know that the auxiliary policeman Xiao Liu must have been manipulated by Qin Bei to hold it back." ”

"Uncle still has such clever means?" When Mama Rong heard this, she laughed sharply.

Gu Miaomiao's face turned red, but she didn't stop Mama Rong from using the title of "uncle" to Qin Bei.

However, over there, Xiao Liu was dumbfounded, don't be so coincidental? Just now I said that the old lady who defecated everywhere was going to be locked up for five days and fined 500, which is good, she lifted a stone and hit her own foot, why did she have to have a stomachache at this time and then couldn't hold it back?

Xiao Liu quietly glanced up at Qin Bei, just in time to see Qin Bei's smiling gaze, and vaguely saw a cold light flashing between Qin Bei's fingers, as if there was a metal thing clasped in his palm......

"Yes, I admit it, let's go, let's clear it up." Xiao Liu waved his hand helplessly, this is a trap he designed to put himself in! Now he just wants to solve this matter quickly, so that he can go back to the dormitory to change his pants, it is so stinky that he can't smell it.

The two security guards were stunned when they heard this: "Brother Liu, how can you just forget it, we agreed before......

Xiao Liu angrily kicked on the stomach of this security guard, "Who told you!" Say what's good! If it weren't for you two fools, why would I have lost such a big person today! ”

The two security guards smiled embarrassedly, and said in their hearts, who knows what you ate and ate your stomach, this matter has nothing to do with us!

"Two clears? No, no, no-" Qin Bei shook his head and said: "No matter how big the favor is, it is no bigger than the letter of the law, as a police officer, how can you know the law and break the law?" This is absolutely not good, our old lady has deeply realized her mistake, decided to pay the fine on time, and then go to the detention center for re-education through labor, strive for leniency, and become a ......new person as soon as possible."

Xiao Liu's face burst into a cold sweat when he heard this, and said that this old lady went to the detention center, and the people in the detention center had to be offered to their ancestors like offerings, in case there was a mistake, no one would be able to eat and walk around, but he Xiao Liu Ke was different, and the family worked hard to find him such an auxiliary police job with at least superficial scenery, in case he also went to the detention center to stay for a few days, even if it was a day and a half, and the job would definitely be lost after this came out!

"Big brother, big brother, I was wrong, let's discuss a solution, okay?" Xiao Liu said with a sad face.