"I, I ......"

Mama Rong's original terrifying old face has now turned red.

I snorted twice, but I didn't say a complete sentence.

Qin Bei had already roughly understood what was happening from the mouths of passers-by.

Mama Rong took the elevator and took advantage of the time when she was the only one in the elevator to poop once in the elevator room.

Of course, unlike some people say, Mama Rong does not have the slightest sense of public morality.

At the very least, Mama Rong still has the most public morality, for example, when she poops, she put it in a plastic bag.

"I'm Mama Rong's family." Gu Miaomiao stopped in front of Mama Rong and said loudly, "Who can tell me what happened?!" ”

The security guard, who had just accused Mama Rong, roared loudly when he heard the foaming stars: "What happened? Why don't you ask this old thing! Poop in the elevator room! Is it from the countryside? I've been a security guard in this community for three years, and I've never seen such an old thing with no public morality! ”

"Please be respectful when you speak!" Gu Miaomiao said with a cold face!

"Respect? I called her an old thing, and she was already very respectful, okay! The security guard crossed his waist and said loudly: "Everyone is commenting, this old thing is defecating in the elevator room, my colleague found out and stopped it, this old thing not only did not admit its mistake, but injured my colleague!" ”

Qin Bei didn't pay attention to the security guard who was full of feces, but asked Mama Rong with concern, "Mama Rong, what's going on?" ”

Mama Rong said a little embarrassed: "I was in a hurry to go to the toilet, but I couldn't find a public toilet, so I had to think of such a way." - I'm not unethical, I've already packed it in a plastic bag, and I'm going to take it away and find a place to throw it away. Who knew they were actually monitored here, I just came out of the hallway, and these two security guards stopped me. ”

"They talk so badly that they want to do something with me! Come up and get ready to get me! Oh, my little temper tantrum, all of a sudden, broke the security guard who came up to grab me. They called the police. ”

At this moment, the crowd of onlookers was also clearly divided into two factions.

A group of people insisted that Mama Rong really had no public morality and should not urinate in the elevator.

Another group of people said that there are too few supporting public toilets, and many times in a hurry, there is no way to find a toilet to solve the problem, and there is no way to solve it in the elevator room.

"I'm making a big fuss! My arms are broken, hey! Not far away, a security guard with two police officers said in pain, "I just stepped forward to negotiate with my colleague, who knew that my arm was broken, this is no longer a matter of public morality or injustice, this is clearly deliberately hurting people!" ”

"You talk nonsense! If it weren't for you going to fight me, why would I fight you! With the support of her relatives, Mama Rong is already a strange-tempered person, and now she has to be even more unforgiving.

"If you want me to say, this security guard is a fool, he can't even beat an old lady, and he doesn't know how the security company got it, and he actually let this kind of person come to our community as a security guard, if this is a thief, they protect us, or our owners protect them!" There is a community owner, yin and yang said weirdly.

However, it is this yin and yang strange voice, but it has won the approval of the vast majority, and the direction of people's discussions, from whether the old lady Rong Mama has a sense of public morality, immediately changed to discuss that there is such a stupid security guard in the community who can't even beat an old lady, what does the security company do!

When the two security guards saw that the situation was not right, they were beaten and knew that Mama Rong was not an ordinary little old lady, it was a little old lady who was quite skillful, but the onlookers didn't know, and the owners were more and more excited when they saw that the owners were talking, and even a property owner who had just bought vegetables and came back picked a vegetable leaf and smashed it at the security guard.

The two police officers looked at it, yes, this matter must not be solved at the scene, you said that this security guard is also, he was beaten by an old lady and broke his bones, what face is there to be a security guard, what face is there to call the police, and what face is there to tell everyone about this matter-

A police officer said, "Take them all away and go to the station to solve it!" ”

So the police car drove over, took Qin Beigu Miaomiao and Rong Mama, and by the way, brought two security guards who were lost all their rotten vegetable leaves, and quickly arrived at the police station.

The officers led the group into an interrogation room.

"I'll tell you what happened, and if there's anything wrong, you can add it."

An elderly police officer said with a pleasant face.

"This old lady defecated in the elevator, and these two security guards found it through monitoring, so they came up to communicate and stop it, but they were beaten by the old lady and fractured, the general situation is like this, is there anything that needs to be added?"

"yes, that's what it looks like!" The security guard with the broken arm immediately agreed: "This old thing, it's so hateful, don't look at her dry and thin like a dry corpse, start your hands, that's called a vicious!" ”

"It's clear that the two of them made the first move, but they can't beat me, an old cadre." Rong Mama sneered and said, "If you meet someone who can be beaten, won't you be beaten by them and can't take care of yourself?!" ”

The security guard said angrily: "You old thing, you have to talk about evidence, how can we, as security guards, let go and beat people casually!" This is something that simply cannot happen! ”

Qin Bei smiled at the security guard, very kindly, and said with a pleasant face: "I grass. Your mother. ”

The security guard immediately became angry, "You fucking you're sick, why are you scolding for no reason!" Hurry up and apologize, or Lao Tzu will kill you! ”

Qin Bei was very kind, grinning, and said, "I said, I'm a grass mud horse!" ”

The security guard's face was distorted, and he rushed up and prepared to make a move with Qin Bei.

Without waiting for Qin Bei to make a move, the old lady Rong Mama got out from under Qin Bei's squeaky nest and kicked on the security guard's lower abdomen, and the security guard's body flew out upside down, fell on the wall, and then slipped out softly.

"Stop!" At this time, the old police officer scolded and said, "What's the matter with you! This is the police station! It's not a place where you can go wild! ”

Another security guard helped his beaten colleague up, "Comrade policeman, you have also seen it, they dare to do it in the police station, what else do they dare not do!" ”

The old police officer looked at Qin Bei, as if he wanted to hear Qin Bei's explanation, Qin Bei still smiled, and said: "Comrade policeman, you also saw it, it is clear that the other party rushed over first, if Mama Rong hadn't seen it, it would have been me who fell here, so we are just defending ourselves." ”

"! If you hadn't scolded two sentences in a row, would my colleague be angry with you? Another security guard, who was not injured, said loudly.

"Oh? It turns out that scolding is not right, I scolded you, so you have a reason to do it, right? Qin Bei smiled.

"That's for sure! If you don't scold, my colleague will be in trouble with you! The security guard said!

Qin Bei nodded and said, "It turns out that you also understand this truth, you said that you knowingly committed it, is it really a neurosis?" - You two! Keep talking about old things, old things, and what do you say, old dry corpses, old dry corpses, I just said a few words of grass and mud horses, you can't stand it, right? ”

"This ......" The security guard was choked by Qin Bei's words for a while, blushing, stalking his neck, and said: "Anyway, she started beating people, my colleague's arms are broken, and it must not be just left as it is!" ”

"Broken arm? I think it's pretended! Qin Bei said with a sneer.

The security guard with the broken arm said angrily: "Why do you say that I am pretending!" If you have the ability, you can pretend to take a look, hey, it hurts me, my intestines are about to be kicked off, comrade policeman, you must call the shots for us! ”

The police also listened for a while, but saw Qin Bei walking over at the security guard who had broken his arm, grabbing his arm and shaking it.

"Ah......h

Qin Bei sneered: "Pretend, you continue to pretend!" ”

"My arm is broken, and you still treat me like this, comrade policeman, is there any royal law! You don't care! The security guard screamed!

"Your arm is broken? Why didn't I see it? The old police officer said coldly.

When the security guard screamed just now, he subconsciously pointed at Qin Bei with his "broken" arm!

How is it possible to lift a broken arm? It's just weird. The police felt that their IQ had been insulted.

"This ......" The security guard looked at his arm, which had returned to normal, and the whole person was dumbfounded.

Here, Gu Miaomiao whispered to Qin Bei: "Good job!" ”

"Hey, it's just a bone, it's a piece of cake for me." Qin Bei whispered a few words, and then said loudly: "Comrade policeman, you also saw it, they scolded people first, and they pretended to be sick without illness, how could we break the arm of a strong man, not to mention that he is not only a strong man, but also a security guard, and he has to have a little kung fu in his fists and feet, right?!" ”

The old police officer said, "You're right! ”

However, at this time, another security guard saw that something was wrong, and quietly walked out, and after a short time, he found a familiar police officer.

Although this police officer is just a temporary worker at the police station, he is also a member of the police station after all, isn't he?

After learning about the situation, the temporary worker of the police station said that this matter is a bit troublesome!

You said that the old lady beat your security guard to a broken bone, and no one would believe it! What's more, now that his arm is fine, what else can be done? You, the security guard, are you a-eater?

The security guard then said that he almost ate. So I told this friend about Mama Rong defecating in the elevator.

"At best, it can give a public security punishment......," the temporary worker said, "If the operation is good, it will be closed for three days, and it can't be any more." ”

"It's okay for three days, give my brother this bad breath, and my brother turned around and set up a table at the Haitian Hotel to express his gratitude!" The security guard has no way to take this old lady, and now I heard that the operation can be closed for three days, no matter what, it can be regarded as a spiritual victory, as long as the other party is not doing well, he feels comfortable.

So the temporary worker and this security guard came to the interrogation room together!