Kobe Bryant killed all sides, and suddenly became full of pride, and shouted at the Clippers generals: "Who else? ”

"Boss, we seem to have been betrayed." Ji Guoyan was forced to take a step back by Kobe's momentum, and when he looked back, he was the only one left with his two brothers, and the Clippers, a group of unrighteous guys, were all silent under Kobe's roar.

"Don't panic, we can turn defeat into victory!" Ji Guoqiu stretched out his hand and waved his hand, forcing himself to calm down, I don't know whether to comfort Ji Guoqi or cheer himself up, but looking at his face is obviously not good.

Rock, scissors, paper......

0：5

Rock, scissors, paper......

0:6

“…………”

Every time he shouted this sentence with Kobe, Ji Guoqiu's face turned white, and when he couldn't be white, he began to turn from white to green, and from green to black when he was deep......

The score is 2:10, this is the final record of the two sides, Ji Guoqiu is blushing, when the Lakers players were the last to drive into the bar gate, the Clippers players only entered two, and this time the loss couldn't be worse.

"It's okay, we won on the court, so let them take a while." Ji Guozhi deliberately said to his teammates when Kobe Bryant didn't go far.

"You wait, next time I will get it back on the court with interest, this time it will be interested." Kobe Bryant had already cleared the haze in his heart, but now he was embarrassed by Ji Guo, and the enmity between the two seemed to be difficult to dissolve.

The whole team of the Clippers fell behind people's butts and ate ashes, and the joy brought by winning the game when they came has almost dissipated, but this wine still has to be drunk, and the two brothers can't be blamed for losing the second derby, but only Kobe Bryant's guessing punch is too ferocious, who would have thought that the boss has such a high IQ?

Entering the bar, the players of the two sides consciously dispersed the two corners, one left and one right as far away as possible, so as to save a while of drinking and fighting.

Today I was unlucky, I wanted to find a private room, but the private room was still full. The Clippers players had to find a place large enough to accommodate the whole team and sat down, and the waiters quickly brought their respective drinks to them.

The two brothers each ordered cocktails, and Artest, carrying a glass of whiskey, said to the crowd: "Let's celebrate the victory in tonight's game, the Clippers will continue to win on a winning streak, and our goal is to win ten in a row!" ”

Everyone raised their glasses and shouted together: "Ten wins in a row!" ”

The guys deliberately pulled their necks and shouted, and the Lakers players who were eight feet away from them heard it.

"Phew, I don't believe they can win ten in a row, ten in a row!" Vujacic scolded loudly, this guy didn't get much playing time today, and he shot 0 of 3 in limited playing time, and he was depressed at the moment.

Kobe Bryant also frowned, very dissatisfied with the team's current record. Of course, he was partly responsible for losing today, but it was also true that his teammates were disadvantaged. In particular, the team's interior strength is far inferior to the Clippers, and now that Bynum is injured again, it seems that he will not be able to recover in a few months, and the team's interior strength is even weaker.

"There's got to put pressure on the top management again, and I don't want to lose again, and I don't want to miss the playoffs again." Kobe Bryant took a sip of stuffy wine, and the feelings in his heart began to turn from sunny to cloudy again.

On the Clippers' side, the players immediately got into the groove and began to brag and fart; telling pornographic jokes; chatted about common hobbies, and for a while lewd laughter continued......

As soon as Ji Guoyan entered the room, his eyes were patrolling around, wanting to see if the five rats were there today? At this time, there are many people, of course, we must take the opportunity to bully the weak.

"Hell, these guys don't show up when it's time to appear, it's really the villain's life!"

After three rounds of drinking, time always flies very quickly in bragging, farting and talking about pornographic jokes, Ji Guosha has no brother's temperance, and he has already drunk a little too much after two glasses of wine, standing up and shaking his body, planning to go to the bathroom to come back and fight again.

"Don't go to the wrong women's bathroom!" Artest, these shouted at the rickety little fox, these black and hard drinks are obviously much better than Ji Guoyi, people drink a lot more than the little fox, but they are not like him who can't stand on his feet after two glasses, and can't help but laugh at the little guy who started to sway and rub after only drinking two cocktails.

Ji Guozhi walked far, and he could still hear the ridicule of his teammates.

"A little guy is a little guy."

"The little fox doesn't like it, so let's keep drinking."

“…………”

Ji Guoqiu is the most sober one at the moment, and he only drank half of the glass of wine at the beginning, taking a sip every time, as if tasting red wine.

On such an occasion, Ji Guoqiu actually feels very boring, compared to accompanying Christine to watch the "Barbarala Little Demon Fairy Movie" or "Magic" that day, anyway, it is even more boring than going to the cinema to watch that kind of boring movie, how good it is to go home and find Xiao Lori to play a "halo" or a "Call of Duty".

No one noticed, in the dark corner of the bar, I don't know when the five unlucky ones appeared again. These five guys saw Ji Guoyi staggering, turned into the corridor of the bathroom, and hurriedly wrapped a few beer bottles in their clothes, and their faces were somewhat similar to Kobe.

"God help me, I didn't expect this guy to dare to come again, everyone taught him to run through the back door immediately, he has teammates to follow, we have to move fast."

Charter and his four friends hid in the corner, just for fear that Ji Guosha would find out, they said that they would fight ten, even if they picked a random Blevin Knight and Ji Guoyi, they may not be opponents, professional athletes' reactions, speed, flexibility and ability to resist hitting are far beyond ordinary people, and they have a deep experience after being beaten twice.

But as soon as they thought of this, the five rats burst into tears, they are not ordinary people, otherwise how could they be beaten down twice, a bloody lesson!

"So be sure to sneak attack!" After Chatter finished speaking, he took a copy of "Sun Tzu's Art of War" into his arms, and it seemed that the gains during this time were not small.

Ji Guozhi was staggering at the moment, his mind was a little unconscious, he walked to the door of the bathroom, looked at the signs on the two bathroom doors, there were no words, only patterns, and muttered: "The green is the women's toilet, the red is the men's toilet, the red man is the green woman, that's right......"

Kobe Bryant was in the bathroom at the moment, Peter Pan didn't know what to eat, and his stomach hurt.

The five rats quickly followed behind Ji Guoyi and came to the door of the bathroom, and the five of them first listened to the door, and found that there was no sound of gurgling water inside. The men glanced at each other, and Charterer gently pushed the door open a crack, and when he looked at it, there was really no one inside.

"Great, that guy must be in Shangda, we'll take advantage of him halfway through and beat him half to death! Haha, just thinking about it, I can't help but see him unlucky! Chatter's face was full of smiles, and the other four people also showed smug smiles when they heard this, as if they had seen Ji Guo's unlucky appearance.

The five rats quickly discussed at the door, and separated four to sneak into the bathroom, they were not stupid, and they knew that there was one left outside to guard the door, this is the least daring guy among the five.

Kobe Bryant was sitting on the toilet with a cell phone in his hand, which Vanessa used to film him and the two brothers in a fist duel.

There are four small single rooms in the bathroom of this bar, and there is no one in the urinal outside, so the five rats have picked a good time. There are small display screens at the doors of the four small single rooms, and only one of the four lights up, showing that there are people inside, and the other three are empty, so it is self-evident where Ji Guoshi is.

"Wait, we're not hooded!" Chad and his three younger brothers were preparing to make a move, when they suddenly found that they had not prepared stockings, and it was seen that they were going to face a lawsuit.

"Let's turn off the lights." One of them mentions yì.

"Great idea!" The other three immediately reconsidered.

Ji Guoyi was looking for a urinal in the bathroom at the moment, but he didn't find anything after looking for a long time.

"Damn, there are no urinals in the toilet, how can it be convenient?" Ji Guoyan slapped the wall hard and kicked it again.

Emma Watson joined the crew today for the "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" film in Los Angeles, most of the main actors in the crew came to this bar to celebrate tonight, it is already 12 midnight, and several of the main actors in the crew are not adults, and they are ready to leave. Emma Watson went to the bathroom before leaving, and at the moment she happened to be blocked by Ji Guosha.

Ji Guoyi was still hesitating outside, there was no urinal around, whether to solve it somewhere else, anyway, there was no one inside. Just as he was about to take off his pants, Emma Watson just opened the door and walked out, when a tall Asian suddenly appeared in front of him, and she was immediately frightened!

"This ...... Did I go to the wrong men's restroom? The idea immediately crossed Emma Watson's mind.

"Miss, you're in the wrong toilet." Ji Guoyi turned his head to look, he didn't recognize who it was at first glance, but he recognized it as a woman, frowned, and then asked: "**, it looks so familiar, did you make a film?" ”

Emma Watson saw that he was a drunk, and immediately knew that he could not surprise the other party at this time, with the unique temperament of a British woman, he bowed his head lightly, and said calmly in a soft and soothing voice: "Sorry sir, I think I went to the wrong place." ”

"It's okay, I'll send you out." Ji Guoyi actually pretended to be a gentleman, strode to the door, opened the door like a housekeeper, bowed down and made a gesture of invitation, and sent Emma Watson out of the men's bathroom.

Emma Watson was not too scared at this time, but laughed in his heart, it seems that this guy just drank too much, he shouldn't be a bad person, and he smiled lightly and was about to walk out.

"You...... How are you over there? ”

Opposite the women's toilet is the men's toilet, and the white soft-egg who was guarding the door of the men's toilet like a bodyguard saw Ji Guosha, and his face was instantly frightened and bloodless, and he was pale!

"Is that you?" Although Ji Guoyan was seven or eight points drunk, he was still very impressed by the unlucky five rats, and he recognized them at a glance. "Die!" Ji Guoyi reacted quickly at this time, and kicked it in the next moment, knocking out the white soft egg who had not been beaten twice!

Emma Watson was frightened at this moment, and wondered why the Asian who had just looked very gentle suddenly went berserk and instantly became a villain.

"Dang Chang...... Cracking sound...... Bang dang ......"

The white soft-egg who was guarding the door had just sat down on the ground, and there was a ding-dong sound in the men's toilet opposite at the same time!

Ji Guoyan and Emma Watson both looked at each other, only to see Kobe Bryant's head covered with blood, and he slammed the door with a "bang"!

"Help!"

Kobe Bryant didn't look at his head full of blood, but he was very sane, it was estimated that the impact of hitting the door from the bathroom was too great, and after rushing out, he rushed directly to Ji Guoyi's side before stopping, and half of his body went into the women's toilet.

"You can go to the toilet with blood all over your head, and you can be considered hanged, who told you to go to the women's toilet to peep, and you were beaten, right?" Ji Guoyan saw that Kobe Bryant's head was covered with blood, and said gloatingly.

Kobe Bryant was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood, but before he could speak, four more people rushed out of the women's toilet opposite, and it was the four remaining five rats.