The Clippers team went out as a team, targeting bars instead of nightclubs, more than a dozen players drove their favorite mounts, and there was only a row of luxury cars on the road, and passers-by who didn't know thought it was the wedding team of the local tyrant......

Ji Guoyan saw that many of his teammates were driving luxury sports cars, and he was very envious in his heart, and said sourly: "It's only a few hundred thousand dollars a year to pay taxes, and I spent more than half of it in a few months, so it's not okay to go on like this." Boss, should we let the agent take a few advertisements first? ”

Ji Guoqiu's BMW X6 was in front of him, and he snorted when he heard this: "At the beginning, you disliked that the endorsement fee was too low, so you had to wait until after the full name star game to accept the endorsement, and now there is still a distance from the all-star, you changed your mind so quickly?" ”

Ji Guoshi was furious: "How many technical fouls and malicious fouls have you only gotten a few times?" I've helped you carry the ruined fortune, and I'm about to be fined to death! Also, it's too expensive to pick up girls now......"

Ji Guoqiu smiled: "I think you are jealous when you see Taylor Swift making more money than you." In fact, you don't have to worry at all, our current value is rising every game, and a sneaker contract will be tens of millions a year, and I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. ”

As the two spoke, the car leading in front of them actually stopped, and the Clippers all stopped on the side of the road.

Ji Guoqiu also got out of the car and stepped forward to see what was going on.

Quite simply, the Clippers have changed their blood this year, half of the team is made up of new players, where is there a safe and good bar in Los Angeles, and no one knows at the moment?

"Is this still a good deal? I know a place and tell them to come with me. Ji Guoyi knew what was going on from his brother's sight, so he immediately stepped on the accelerator and accelerated to the front of everyone to lead the way.

The little fox was depressed, ready to take the guys with him to the bar where Margeti had taken him.

There are a lot of people in him this time, but I want to see which unsightly guys dare to provoke him, and it is best to see those five second-class goods again, and then pop and pop......

But as the saying goes, when a person is unlucky, he will stuff his teeth when he drinks water!

Ji Guoyi just drove to the door of the bar, and he didn't see the five rats, but he ran into a convoy that was not weaker than them, and the two convoys happened to be blocked at the gate.

"Hey, we got there first, you guys get out of the way first, let's go in first." Ji Guo was furious, he was stuck at the door, and someone dared to grab the road with them?

"Nonsense, it's clear that we arrived first." At the head of the opposite convoy was a red Ferrari, with a head sticking out of the window and shouting at him.

The two looked at each other, and it was as disgusting as eating half a catty of flies!

"Peter Pan!"

"Dead fox!"

Ji Guoyi and Kobe Bryant recognized each other at the same time, and they were both furious, and they wanted to get out of the car and have a full martial arts trip with each other at that time.

Since the first one is Kobe Bryant, the opposite team doesn't need to ask, naturally it is the Los Angeles Lakers who just lost, who knows how they came here too?

Kobe really wanted to get out of the car and have a heads-up with Ji Guosha now, but at the moment his wife and children were in the car, Peter Pan still held back his anger.

"Vanessa, take the child back to the car, don't get out of the car if anything happens in a while!" Kobe Bryant saw that Vanessa actually followed him out of the car, and hurriedly sent his wife back to the car, who knows what virtue is outside the Asian stadium opposite, safety first.

Ji Guoyi snorted, saw that his teammates and Lakers players all got out of the car and surrounded him, and said to Kobe: "In this way, while entering one, no one will suffer." ”

Kobe Bryant asked, "Which side will go first first?" ”

"This ......"

Ji Guoyan was asked, and both sides refused to lose the upper hand on this point.

Speaking of which, it can be big or small, anyway, let the Lakers be the first to enter, and they will definitely not agree. The reverse is also true, and the Lakers are not willing to let the Clippers go first.

It's not a matter of face, it's a matter of principle.

"It's troublesome, let's guess boxing, rock, scissors, paper!" Ji Guoyi saw that his teammates were looking at him, and the Lakers players also turned their eyes over, and blurted out in a hurry.

"Great idea, just do it!" Kobe Bryant actually agreed very happily.

Ji Guoshi was stupid now, and asked in his heart: "What's the situation, I just said it casually, why did they agree?" By the way, Boss, will the Yankees do this? ”

Ji Guoqiu was speechless: "Of course it will, there is still a 'World Championship', and there are professors at Princeton University who specialize in the play of this sport, do you really think this is something that children play?" ”

"Damn, I really thought this was a kid's play, these professors are so full that they have nothing to do!"

In this way, the most painful scene in the history of the Los Angeles derby occurred, and the rules of the game were decided after discussion between the two sides: whichever side won once could drive one car into it, until which side drove all the cars in.

Since Ji Guoyi was the one who mentioned this game, he naturally wanted to be the first to play, so he and Kobe Bryant faced each other again.

The two looked at each other very unkindly, one reached out and touched his eyebrows, the other reached out and touched his cheeks, and then immediately put his hand down after discovering the other party's movements, but the anger in his eyes was even stronger!

"I can't afford to lose, but what's going to happen in a while?" Both of them thought in their hearts, don't look at this kind of game as simple, but if you think about it carefully, there is really a university question in this, no wonder the professors from Princeton want to study it.

The Clippers players and Lakers players are shouting all kinds of cheering slogans next to them, and not far away, many paparazzi who are following the players of the two teams are wondering at the moment, what are these guys shouting about when they don't fight?

These dedicated paparazzi just saw these two teams actually blocked at the door of the bar, but they were excited enough, these guys will actually bump into a piece after the game, and then think of the bayonets that these two teams just killed on the court.

But now it looks like these guys don't look like they're going to do anything, and there's no screaming in the crowd, so you guys should hurry up and fight......

In the crowd, I saw Kobe Bryant and Ji Guosha shouting at the same time: rock, scissors, paper-

All eyes of the Clippers and Lakers players were all focused on the hands of the two to see which side would win.

Ji Guo was ashamed, and Kobe Bryant was the same, and the two were evenly matched in the first round.

"Haha, my hand is bigger than yours, this should be counted as my win."

"Fart!"

Kobe Bryant hates people saying that he has small hands, and he is angry in an instant!

Ji Guo snickered in his heart, as a country of invention like football, he knows very well that as long as he is angry when playing this game, there is a high chance of "stones", this is his purpose, Peter Pan You are not dead this time!

The two of them came again and continued to shout at the same time: rock, scissors, paper......

"Damn, how is that possible!"

Ji Guo was dumbfounded, Kobe Bryant was not a rock, but scissors!

The score was 0:1.

"You lose, Derek, get in the car and I'll keep fighting." Kobe Bryant looked proud, Peter Pan was very happy at the moment, this feeling was even cooler than an elbow man!

The Clippers players saw Lao Yu returning to their cars with a smile on their faces, and then slowly entered the gate, their faces were all ugly, and more than a dozen eyes were all focused on Ji Guoyi.

"Damn, this pressure is too much, why should Lao Tzu mention yì to play such a stupid game?"

Ji Guozhi saw the gaze of his teammates, it was a deep contempt, and looking at their appearance, this was intended to let him continue to play!

"Okay, let's do it again!" Ji Guoyan shouted at Kobe.

The two shouted again at the same time: rock, scissors, paper......

Ji Guosha came out of the cloth again this time, and Kobe Bryant still came out with scissors, 0:2.

"Damn the 'cloth'! Why should I go out? ”

The Lakers' Odom drove in this time, and Ji Guoshi didn't dare to look at his teammates' eyes, and yelled at Kobe again: "Let's do it again!" ”

Rock, scissors, paper......

Ji Guoshi came out of the stone this time, but Kobe Bryant came out of the cloth - three kills!

"Get out of here!" Ji Guoqiu pushed Ji Guoqi away, did he have to lose like this?

"Brother, if you want to help me avenge, you must find an explanation for my intelligence!" Ji Guoyan felt that he should go to the corner to draw a circle and curse Kobe, how could he lose three times in a row, it was too unscientific?

The Lakers players all raised their arms and shouted, and the sound made the distant reporters itch like kittens can't eat fish, can't they see what's happening in the crowd?

"What the hell are they doing, heads-up?"

The black mamba beat the fox brother, and the panda hero finally appeared, and now it's the red panda v the black mamba!

"Come on, pandas!"

"Brother Panda will win!"

"Victory!"

This is the Clippers players cheering for Ji Guoqiu, and the Panda Hero is much more reassuring, but who shouted the last sentence?

"Kobe Bryant will win!"

"Black Mamba, come on!"

"Boss on elbow!"

The Lakers players saw it now, and the last sentence was shouted by Ji Guoyi, which immediately aroused the angry eyes of the Lakers players, including Kobe, this little bastard is too bad!

"Rock, scissors, paper, ......"

Ji Guoqiu, like his younger brother last time, also came out of the cloth this time, but the cheers of the Lakers players announced the victory or defeat of the game, and Kobe Bryant was scissors again!

"Daddy is the best!" Kobe Bryant's bear child pulled Peter Pan's trouser leg and said, Kobe was happy, picked up his daughter and kissed him fiercely, and gave Vanessa a kiss who came over.

Ji Guoyi suddenly saw the mobile phone in Vanessa's hand, and was shocked: "Damn, when did this slut take out his mobile phone, and did we all get filmed?" ”

Ji Guoqiu's face was also blue, this is terrible, Vanessa doesn't have to think about it, she must be planning to post it on the Internet if Kobe Bryant wins, and destroy the corpse if she loses.

Now Kobe Bryant has won, it's just a complete abuse of the two brothers!

At the moment when she found Vanessa holding her mobile phone, endless pressure instantly enveloped Ji Guoqiu's head.

Artest also saw the mobile phone in Vanessa's hand, originally the beast was going to play and compete with Ko, but as soon as he saw the mobile phone in Vanessa's hand, and then thought of Kobe Bryant's abuse of the two brothers, this Peter Pan looked like he had practiced, and he took a step back very unrighteously, and there were other players of the Clippers who made the same action as him......