Chapter 21 Drinking Tea: What is the desire to show off the can?
Jun Mad is just a fluttering sentence to drink tea, but for the clansmen of the two clans, it is equivalent to an order that cannot be disobeyed.
"How dare you be a ...... this" The young leader of the Thunder Fog Wolf lowered his head and surrendered on the spot. The wolves also lowered their heads, not daring to discuss, even if they all cheered in their hearts, thinking that these jars were filled with incredible things, and they could increase a little bit after drinking their cultivation.
'Tea? I think you're trying to show off those bottled drinks that you don't know where you got them. Jiujian gestured a middle finger in his heart. No matter what others think of Jun Madness, he couldn't be more familiar with this person.
This kind of person is definitely very smart, but when the IQ is basically not online, it is not easy to pretend to be forced, and he is handsome for only three seconds. The only one who can maintain his state has to be Qin Xiao. After a few days, Jiujian felt that Jun Madness was becoming more and more unpredictable, and he even began to suspect that the one who was with him now was a fake "mad emperor".
But in any case, it's a good thing that the two sides can't fight. As for Jun's excessive behavior, he automatically understood it as pretending to be forced. I wasn't handsome for three seconds before, is this to make up for it?
In addition to doing unsatisfactory things, most of them are not in the Dao, Jiujian feels that at least as a ruler, the means of starting disputes are still worth learning.
Jiujian's mind turned around a thousand times, but he never listened to the statement of the leader of the war clan, he subconsciously raised his eyes to look, but found that the patriarch of the war clan looked hesitant.
"Yo! Sorry, I didn't take into account your size. Jun smiled and glanced at the patriarch of the war clan, and with a thought, he began to pull out a large bucket, "Is it okay to drink soda?" ”
“…… Dare to ask...... What is that? ”
"It's a very interesting water, I think you're going to like it." Jun Mad felt for no reason that this kind of character with a tiger skin and a mace in his hand was related to soda. He thought about it, bought a lot of orange-flavored soda, poured it into a large bucket, and concocted more than two dozen buckets in the same way. Thinking that the Thunder Fog Wolf Eight CD did not have the ability to transform into shapes, he took out more than a hundred or so dog food bowls and poured various flavors of drinks into them, believing that they could rely on their sense of smell to find their favorite flavors.
The empty bottles and pipes were piled up into a hill next to them, and Jun Mad waved his hand to collect the things, put them into the system, and exchanged some change. Looking closely, he felt that it was more like a drink party than a tea drink, and that he needed fried chicken.
He didn't hesitate in this matter, and directly made tons of fried chicken, while beckoning the two tribes to come and share the food.
Faced with a lot of novelties that they had never seen before, the two clans were a little hesitant, but Jiujian still took a start, took a chicken leg and tore off a piece of meat and chewed it slowly.
When the Thunder Fog Wolf saw that the Nine Swords had eaten it, it also passed, and then the wolves feasted on it. And the war clan, under the leadership of the patriarch, threw the whole roast chicken into their mouths.
But Jun was crazy, with a faint expression, picked up the filled coffee in his hand and shook it, opened it and drank it slowly.
When the two tribes were full, he stood up and patted his pants: "Those drinking utensils will be given to you, it's not too early, and I won't stay long if I still have something to do." "He thinks he's a good part of being close to the people.
"Do you really want to give such a delicate thing to my clan?" The young leader of the Thunder Fog Wolf was still a little hesitant.
But their ancestor smiled: "The Lord never tells lies, take it!" ”
"Thank you for your kindness, thank you Ancestor!" The wolves saluted. Some of the younger ones are privately discussing that they want to offer the things rewarded by the emperor, maybe they can get into the fairy spirit, and some say that they must use this treasure to decorate every meal, maybe they can cultivate a trace of contact in the future and become their Taoist soldiers.
These chatters naturally caught Jun in his ears, and after thinking about it, he felt that it was necessary to give something to the war clan. He turned on the system with a thought, and quickly pulled something belt-like out of it. However, this thing is wider than the skin, and if you look closely, there is a bright tag on it.
"In this way, I can't favor one over the other." This sentence he said to the wolves, and the second sentence to the War Clan, "I have something here, let's make a memorial to the War Clan." One by one, come and tell me your name, and I'll engrave it for you. ”
In terms of refining, Jun Mad is an absolute master, and he is good at imagining, if he wants to engrave a name on a piece of metal, it is very simple.
The people of the war clan did not doubt him, and stepped forward one by one to ask the king to give him treasures.
After a while, each war clan wore a "treasure" around their necks, and the bright tag on it was particularly conspicuous. The front of the sign is engraved with the name and race, and the reverse side is "belongs to".
"This is ......" of course there will be doubts, especially about this kind of writing that they have not seen before.
"This is a sign that you are subservient to me, and if you wear this, others will have to consider my face if they want to conflict with you." Jun smiled maniacally.
Seeing that there was an inscription on the side of the war clan, the wolves felt unbalanced in their hearts again. So, Jun Mad pulled the corners of his mouth helplessly, and helped them carve words on the food bowl.
"Actually, I don't think you two clans have any deep hatred at all." Jun said earnestly, "Your contradiction comes from the territorial dispute, and now that the territorial issue has been resolved, can you two clans properly shake hands and make peace?" ”
As soon as these words came out, the wolves looked at each other, and the few led by them looked at each other, and they seemed to be hesitant; And the war clan is not much better, but they are at a loss after all, and it seems that they are waiting for the other party's reaction.
"Since you don't object, then I hope you can get along well regardless of your past suspicions." Jun Mad turned to the Patriarch of the War Clan, "I didn't drive you to the barren mountains because you are a foreign race. On my territory, it's all my people, and there is no such thing as thick or thin. If you two races can interact with each other, I believe that it will not be difficult to share resources. "The War Clan is good at attacking, and the Thunder Fog Wolf is good at defense, if the two clans cooperate, it is not difficult to defend the territory against foreign aggression, and it is precisely because of this that he did not point to the Warrior Clan's territory far away, but chose the barren mountains on the edge of the Thunder Fog Wolf's territory.
Knowing that the two clans would not clash in the short term, and that each other needed a little time to consider, Jun Madness threw a look at the halberd, signaled that it was ready to take off, and transmitted the message to the Thunder Fog Wolf. 'You haven't returned for many years, give you three years to teach the younger generations here.' ’
Saying goodbye to the two clans, Jun Mad commanded the halberd to fly towards the teleportation point. It's not that he needs a teleportation point, it's that he doesn't want to be too obtrusive.
If he lets others know, he can travel between the two realms with a single thought, and I'm afraid that some people will not be able to sleep.