Chapter 22 Fooling the little cheap is very happy
The little halberd flew with Jun Mad and the Nine Swords for a while, and he had long been unable to see the War Clan and the Thunder Mist Wolf Clan, and as soon as Jun Mad thought about it, they appeared in the sky above the Peach Blossom Dock.
"Your Majesty, shall we go down?" Halberd asked.
"There's no need to rush." Jun Mad glanced at Jiujian lightly, and saw that the latter looked like he wanted to say something, "Say whatever you want!" β
"The king rewarded the bowl to the Thunder Fog Wolf, why did he give it to the treasures of the foreign race?" Nine Swords picked the wording, carefully observing Jun Madant's face.
Seeing this, Jun Mad glanced at him and snorted lightly: "What? My position in your heart is still a cloudy and uncertain dim king? β
"Where do I dare to think like that......" Jiujian felt aggrieved, "I just want to ask, what exactly did you give to the War Clan?" "He's seen jade pendants and the like, and they're all tied with red thread and fastened around their necks.
'Do you mean collars, dog tags?' Jun raised his eyebrows: "That's a baby that can help cultivate." β
"That ......"
"You want?" Jun laughed wildly and took out a normal-sized collar, which also had a tag on it, but it was crystal, which was obviously a bit higher than those just now. Clerical officer, after all, he is considered to be of high grade, how can he use that kind of vulgar thing?
Nine Swords stared at the collar and swallowed hard. He is now on the bottleneck of cultivation, and if he has some treasure to help, he may be able to cross this hurdle.
"Come, I'll put it on for you." Jun Mad had already carved the words on his own, and motioned for the Nine Swords to come closer. He put a collar on Jiujian, and deliberately pulled the water mirror tag to the outside of the collar, "Yes, it looks very energetic." He had an approving look on his face, and his heart was already rolling with joy.
Ever since he used the insecure instrument invented by Huo Jiujian and entered the world conceived by Qin Xiao, he found that in this world without mobile phones, TVs and computers, the only entertainment was to make jokes about the people around him.
However, this should also be done in moderation, entertaining yourself without hurting face, and it is best not to let the other party know, which is the code of conduct of the king.
It's like the nine swords wearing a collar, and Jun Mad will try his best to get the other party to take it off before others see it. Of course, he also understood Jiujian's eagerness, and he had to talk to him later.
After all, cultivation is not achieved overnight, the higher the cultivation, the more powerful the bottleneck, and the cultivation of a half-step emperor like the Nine Swords is especially obvious.
While they were talking, Qin Xiao had already decided to leave Taohuawu and move towards Lixiangling. With an envoy by her side, Jun Mad wasn't too worried, so he suggested that the three of them also visit Peach Blossom Dock.
Taohuawu doesn't have anything particularly outstanding, but the beauties are famous. The women of Taohuawu have particularly good skin, most of them are good at hand-weaving, speak slowly and softly, and are especially favored by mortal families.
Thinking of marrying a partial house, Jun Mad suddenly remembered that he was the emperor of the human race, and presumably there was also a miasma of smoke in the harem of Lujing. He wanted to take Qin Xiao back to teach him personally, of course he didn't want her to see the messy things in the harem, so there was something he had to do immediately......
"Nine Swordsβ" Jun Mad coughed lightly.
"You say." Seeing Jun Crazy like this, Jiujian thought that eighty percent was not a good thing.
"Draft, dismiss the harem. If there are those who are fortunate enough to have no children, they should be sent to other palaces to give birth to them, and ask men to give them men, and if they want to marry, they will follow them; If there are heirs, build a mansion in Lujing and let them leave the palace earlier; If you are not favored, give them silver and let them find their own way out, if there are other conditions that are not too much to be met, I will also approve Xuanzong. β
After Jun Mad finished speaking, he thought that he was full of compulsion and had the demeanor of a virtuous gentleman. couldn't wait for Jiujian to reply for a long time, and glanced at Jiujian's expression with his spare eyes, and found that the corners of the other party's mouth kept twitching.
"Can't you handle it like this?" He looked at Nine Swords suspiciously, not understanding what was going on. Shouldn't he prostrate himself and shout the wisdom of God? β
Jiujian patted his cheek, and it was easy to get the muscles on his face to stop convulsing. With a look of pity, he pressed his hands on Jun Maan's shoulders and shook them vigorously: "Wake up, Your Majesty!" You don't have a harem at all! β
In just two sentences, thirteen words kept echoing in Jun Mad's ears.
There is no harem at all!
There is no harem!
No!
'it! I've been single for 150,000 years! Jun Mad then remembered this stubble, and wanted to find a hole to drill every minute. At this time, it would be nice to have the opportunity to be an ostrich.
As soon as the halberd landed, he threw off the nine swords and ran straight into the peach blossom forest.
"Why don't you go!" Nine Sword Eyes quickly grabbed him.
"I'll look to see if there are any tree holes." How can you often stand by the river without getting your shoes wet, which is too embarrassing and embarrassing.
Jiujian looked at Jun Mad with a smile, and he didn't let go even if the other party shook it.
It happened that two young women passed by, and when they saw that both of them were handsome men, they couldn't help but look at them a few more times, and they got together to bite their ears.
"What a handsome man......"
"The clothes on our bodies are still so expensive, and they don't look like ordinary people's, I'm afraid we can't climb high."
"What are you afraid of! We asked their names and wrote them on the peach blossom stick, if it didn't work, it wouldn't work. β
"If you want to go, I don't dare to ......"
In the end, the two girls didn't ask, thinking that they had said something interesting, one ran away with a smile, and the other chased after her and threw her with a silk handkerchief.
Jiujian is a native of Nanling, his home is not far from Nanling Liufang City, in a biased Acropolis in Chu Ge City, he grew up listening to the story of Taohuawu since he was a child, and of course he also knows the custom of "peach blossom stick".
The so-called "peach blossom stick" is to dry the peach blossom into the shape of a bookmark, and the married man and woman write the name of their favorite person on the peach blossom stick, and hang it on the highest and largest peach tree.
The so-called Peach Blossom Fairy is unbelievable. But as the locals do, he wanted to hang his sign in the highest place.
Jun Madness, Jiujian and Xiao Halberd walked to the nearest place, and found that the booth where they received the peach blossom sticks was full of brightly dressed girls, and there were not even a big old man around, even the one who sold the peach blossom sticks was a fat girl, who was helping the girls with gold leaf with a smile.
"Xiao Halberd, if you go, just say that you asked for your young lady, and we'll see you in the small waterfall in the back mountain." Jun mad rolled his eyes, pointed at the nine swords and said, "You, home, little, sister!" After saying that, he went straight to the depths of the peach forest.
Xiao Halberd was stunned for a moment, nodded as if he didn't understand, and ran towards the place where the peach blossom sticks were sold.
Jiujian glared fiercely at Jun Mad's back, and had no choice but to follow in.