Facing the pillow that suddenly flew in his direction, Lu Ming subconsciously wanted to hide, but the next moment he found that he couldn't exert half of his strength up and down, and as soon as his hands were propped up, he immediately lost his strength, and sat back on the bed like a puddle of mud.

But it's the same if you don't hide, Lu Guo's pillow was not aimed at others, but I heard the thing "snap" and fell to the bedside table at the far end, and happened to hit the bedside lamp on the other side.

The light flickered slightly, and with this light, Lu Ming saw Lu Guo's demonic angry face.

Lu Ming's voice trembled with fear, "You, you...... Are you angry? ”

"I'm angry? Ha, ha, ha," Lu Guo laughed three times, word by word, "I'm all, no, yes, angry, angry!" ”

Lu Ming was instantly frightened.

This tone sounds terrifying......

He hurriedly stretched out his hand in front of him, and said without hesitation, "Don't don't, don't don't...... Auntie, we have something to say, something to say, the so-called gentleman doesn't do anything......"

Lu Guo snorted coldly and said, "I'm sorry, I'm a woman, not a gentleman, my aunt's principle is that if you can solve the problem with your hands, you will never say anything!" ”

Lu Ming only felt that his whole body was convulsive, and there was a shiver from the top of his head and the soles of his feet, which were transmitted to the other direction of his body one after another, and converged about three or four inches above the navel.

"Okay, so hungry......" Lu Ming, who was not angry, touched his stomach and let out a wail, "That, that, woman, woman, let me tell you something, don't you eat a good meal before going to the execution ground in that costume film, you see ......"

"Neurotic!" Lu Guo glanced at Lu Ming with contempt on his face, then poured another cup of tea, and pushed it in front of Lu Ming angrily, "Drink this first!" ”

"This ...... What the hell is this? ”

The last time he drank it, Lu Ming was not fully awake, and he was really thirsty, and he didn't care about anything else, but now after being threatened by Lu Guo, his brain was bright, and even his nose was bright, and he wanted to refuse this cup of tea as soon as it arrived in front of him.

Too bitter, right?

"Decanting tea!" Lu Guo didn't care that Lu Ming's face was clearly written in fear, he stood up and said domineeringly in an unquestionable tone, "Now, immediately!" Drink this! I'm going to get food! ”

Lu Ming was so pitiful that he pulled his face, "Sobering tea? No need, I'm ...... I'm not drunk......"

"Huh!" Lu Guo got angry again, "Before you dare to say a word, I will directly pry your mouth open and pour it in, believe it or not!" I advise you to drink it yourself, if you really want me to do it, I will definitely boil it first and then pour it, don't blame me for being ruthless when the time comes! ”

Hearing this made Lu Ming's hairs stand up, and he hurriedly took the cup obediently, endured the bitter taste, pulled his nose, and poured the stuff that I don't know what the hell was added to the cup into his stomach.

"It's too bad, isn't it? What's the stuff in it? ”

This sip, how hard it is to drink, how hard to drink, Lu Ming is simply worse than death.

The key is that this thing is not only bitter, but also a little sour, and there are other tastes that I don't know how to describe, if it weren't for seeing Lu Guo pour it out of the same place twice, Lu Ming would never believe that this thing was the same thing as the previous thing.

It's hard to drink, but the temperature is not bad, to be honest, Lu Ming also took a few more glances at the teapot at the head of the bed, and felt that the insulation quality of this thing should be good, and you can consider buying one after you go back.

After drinking, the cup was returned to Lu Guo, who took it and carefully inspected it like a detective, and found that it was indeed drunk before replying with satisfaction, "According to what Jiandang said, add some tangerine peel when boiling ginger tea...... However, the tangerine peel in the middle of the night is not easy to find, so I can only call for takeaway and order some oranges, and at first the store also said that there are no bitter oranges, and I spent a lot of effort......"

Lu Ming really didn't know where to vomit with bitter water in his stomach, he really didn't see it, this guy who was slinging seemed to be loyal, but he was actually cunning! actually came up with such a bad idea, did it clear that it was a trap!

Lu Guo is this guy too, okay don't listen, listen to this?

I was about to cry, but I saw Lu Guo pour another cup of the broken thing, and after handing it to Lu Ming, "You go and drink, I'll go and bring the porridge, and I boiled the ...... in the hall before."

After speaking, before Lu Ming could object, she turned around and left, and she couldn't take two steps, but she turned around sharply and glared at Lu Ming viciously, "Don't pour it out secretly!" Otherwise you look good! ”

Lu Ming hurriedly retracted the hand that had reached the direction where Lu Guo had just put down the basin, and said innocently, "You, what are you talking about, am I so childish?" ”

"You're not a child, which one is? I don't even know how many pounds I have, so I'm stupid and drunk there, if I really don't want to live, just open the window now and roll down, what else are you doing! ”

Lu Guo said this in tongues.

Being away all the year round, I am used to hearing different words from all over the world in the game, and when I hear this local accent at this moment, Lu Ming feels more cordial,

If the content isn't swearing, it's more intimate.

Being worked in vain by Lu Guo for a while, Lu Ming couldn't put his face down, "I, I think I, I haven't drunk much ......"

Halfway through speaking, seeing Lu Guo's cheeks that wanted to attack again, Lu Ming decisively retracted the second half of the sentence.

Not long after, Lu Guo had already walked in with a large pot of white porridge, Lu Ming was very surprised, "You can still cook?" ”

Lu Guo was dissatisfied, "What do you mean?" ”

"No, no, I ......" Lu Ming knew that he had stabbed the hornet's nest again, and hurriedly explained in a panic, "...... I didn't mean that, I really didn't, so I just ......"

"Humph!" Lu Guo put on a stinky face again, "Don't worry, it's made by the people in the hotel, it's not a chef, but it's definitely better than my craftsmanship, and it definitely can't poison you, so you are satisfied, right?" ”

"This, this...... You're talking too much, I—How dare I mean that? ”

Lu Ming explained, while Lu Guo took out a small bowl of steaming porridge.

Bian Sheng scolded, "Don't dare? Laughing at my aunt and grandmother, what are you afraid of? Jian Dang told you at the beginning that the guy surnamed Li drank unfathomablely, you just don't believe it! I have to test the law, I have to send my head to someone else's knife! I've never seen you so stupid! ”

Lu Guo scolded Lu Ming, but he began to disagree, "And the dead ghost who is not convinced, you haven't seen the ability of that surnamed Li before, even if you don't have the ability of the surname Li before, he is so experienced, and he is crazy there together, drinking there vigorously, have you never drunk good wine or what?" Is there ****** or poppies in the wine, is it addictive? If you do, I'll call the police right now and throw you in a drug rehabilitation center and let them beat you up...... No, it's not enough to just fight, you have to get on the electric chair, open the tiger chair to make chili oil, use a bamboo skewer to buckle your nails, take a red-hot soldering iron and grind it on you, and pour honey water on it and throw it into the ant pile......"

Lu Ming heard it in a cold sweat, "You, where did you hear this, where are the things you said in the drug rehabilitation center...... Wrong! Where is this, don't you just drink more, you are so ...... So ......"

Looking at Lu Guo's almost murderous gaze, Lu Ming really couldn't muster up the courage to continue.

After serving a small bowl of porridge, Lu Guo sent it directly to Lu Ming, who just wanted to reach out to pick it up, but Lu Guo scolded again, "What if you can't even hide from a weak pillow, what if you spill it on the cup later?" Other people's hotels have to pay for dry cleaning, and I won't give it to you! ”

Scolding and scolding, Lu Guo directly held a small bowl in one hand and a spoon in the other, and began to feed.

Lu Ming was a little embarrassed, but he couldn't match Lu Guo's toughness, so he had to make a compromise and eat the food that came to him.

Tea, unpleasant;

Porridge, unpalatable.

But this "unpalatable" is two completely different concepts compared to the tea, the tea is to kill people, and this porridge is just tasteless, difficult to swallow It is indeed difficult to swallow, but at least it will not kill people.

Feeding in his hands, Lu Guo didn't have peace on his mouth, "In the future, don't know that you are fooling around the world with that stupid fork who is not convinced!" I see, too, is a vat, whose brain has been burned out by wine, and if you follow him, one day you will become as insane as he is! ”

When Lu Ming heard this, he was very curious and asked, "What's the matter, I drank too much if I didn't accept it?" ”

"Also? Do you admit that you drank too much yourself? ”

"This ......," Lu Ming said.

Lu Guo glanced at him, "It's okay, I heard Jiandang say, drunk people will never admit that they are drunk, look at you like this, my sobering tea, the effect is really okay, then you drink more, fortunately, the oranges haven't run out yet, then find the hotel restaurant to order ginger slices and bitter tea......"

This Lu Mingke thanked Bu Min, "No, no, let's taste the good things slowly, don't hurry, don't hurry...... That, that...... Oh yes, dissatisfied, you just said that you were drunk if you didn't accept it? ”

"Yes! Let's help two fools, one for you and one for him! I'm all drunk, and I can't see people at all! But other people also drank a lot, everyone can't take care of it, Jiandang looks like it's not easy to trouble, no way, in the end, I can only carry you back by myself, as for the other dead madman, it was carried back by others, not to mention, the woman's mouth is not good, but people have brains, I drank too much last night, and I learned to be obedient in an instant after one night, and I didn't drink much at all! Lu Guo replied angrily, and the next spoonful of porridge made her three points stronger, "Speaking of which, it's to blame that neuropathy!" Originally, he was fine at the beginning, but he was not there to be a hero! It's like how much you drink, like that, where is drinking, it's just a donkey who can only drink water! I don't need a good cup, but I use the bowl that holds the rice! And then you, the two hundred and five, began to fill up his face with the same kind of behavior there, and the bastard surnamed Li saw that you two fools were so stupid that they were sent directly to him, and his face instantly blossomed, and the others were too lazy to pour it, just staring at you two wine jars and not letting go, and the rest of us couldn't pull it on the side!

It doesn't matter if you can't pull it, you little bastard still dare to yell at me? The surname is Lu, you have a kind, you really have a kind, I have never seen you so kind before, if it weren't for so many people, I would have kicked you to the ceiling earlier! ”

Lu Ming was afraid for a while, and looked at Lu Guo with horror, "I...... I was ...... I was so ...... Really ......"

He didn't dare to say anything later, but Lu Guo gritted his teeth and scolded, "You dead ghost, you also have stiff wings, I think when you were studying, although you are not cute, but after all, you can still be regarded as half a good word, where is it so crazy now?" ”

Lu Ming was speechless, "It's only natural for you to bully me, but it's a big rebellion for me to resist?" ”

Lu Guo was not happy, "Am I bullying you?" ”

Lu Ming was even more speechless, "If it is said that stabbing someone's hands with a compass and pulling out a beard and pulling out blood with a hand is not called bullying, then there is no so-called school violence in this world......"

When Lu Guo heard this, his face changed, "What are you talking nonsense about, you, you, nonsense?" When did I stab you with a compass? Is that called Zai? You touch your conscience and say, is that really called a prick?

And what you said about your beard? You don't want to spew blood, okay, I just gently pulled down your face that time, and when I pulled your beard, the strength was so small...... Why don't you pull my cat to use it too much, just happened to run into your own food and got a nosebleed when you ate by yourself, and it was on my head? I don't carry this pot! ”

When Lu Ming heard this, he also hurriedly defended, "Who, who has a nosebleed, you, you, don't, don't spew blood, I, I, I, how can I, how can I have a nosebleed?" Nosebleed? Funny, how can I, how can I ......"

"You're getting a nosebleed, you're getting a nosebleed!" Lu Guo didn't give up, "At that time, there were a lot of people in the class, so many people watched, and there were so many witnesses, I will now board XX and ask them one by one, let them judge the reasoning, did you have a nosebleed or was dragged out by me!" ”

"Don't do that!" Lu Ming regretted mentioning this stubble, and hurriedly said, "Who else can you find, aren't they all the dead girls who follow you crazy and bullying me all day long, can they help me speak?" Joke, if you ask them about me, the white one will also be black! ”

Lu Guo was furious, "Okay, men can do it too!" Just the last time you got that kind of ghost crowdfunding to cheat the gang out of money, I asked Sun Qian, he was also there at the time, so I went to ask him what it was like at that time! ”

Lu Ming was stunned in an instant, "Don't don't, you see, it's quite late now, maybe people have already slept......"

He pulled the small alarm clock next to him and looked at it...... 4:17 a.m.

"It's so late!?" Lu Ming was very surprised, and then looked at Lu Guo again, "You, you have been sitting in ...... all the time."

When Lu Guo heard this, he was stunned for a moment, and then replied with a strange expression, "That, what can I do, you dead ghost drink so badly, you go all the way and vomit all the way, and finally carry it back and throw it on the bed and then you are still vomiting, at first it was still a vegetable, and then it began to vomit wine, and after a while, the wine was also vomited, and I directly began to vomit bile, I was scared, and called the doctor, but after the dead quack came up, he looked at it, and said that you are fine, saying that he has seen a lot like this, and it is good to say that he vomited after saying anything, Then he casually said a few useless words and then ran away, asking him to prescribe medicine, but he still said no? I couldn't worry about it at the time, and I called Jian Dang to ask, and then he said that he wanted to get this, and he wanted to get that, and I was looking for people everywhere, trying to find ways to get it everywhere, and when it was done, it was almost 3 o'clock......

Speaking of this, Lu Guo's face turned red inexplicably, "First, let me make it clear to you first!" I'm not worried about you, I'm afraid that you will get drunk tomorrow morning, others don't know the situation, and you will be wronged that I was poisoned! ”

(End of chapter)