Lu Ming spent the whole night in torment......

Hold on.

The whole casserole of daylight, two large pots of tea, and a large pile of watermelon, apples, bananas, and tomatoes were all forcibly poured into Lu Ming's stomach by Lu Guo.

Of course, with the exception of easily digestible bananas, everything else is strictly water.

But Lu Ming is a man who hates tomatoes to the extreme.

This disgust, like not eating coriander, is like a kind of branding, engraved in the depths of his soul, which has existed since the day of birth and is destined not to fade after death.

Anyway, it's just a sentence, Lu Ming doesn't want to look at this kind of round thing at all, in response to this, he also expressed more than one "strong protest" and "solemn statement" to Lu Guo, and even expressed the position of "is it tolerable or unbearable", but the result was changed back to Lu Guo......

"Oh, so? You don't eat it, do you? Okay, didn't you just say that I always stabbed you with a compass when I was a child? I have never had such a thing in my impression, but since you said it, I can't suffer this wronged in vain, so it's better to do this, I'll finish the share I have accumulated over the past 20 years now, so that you can continue to smear me like this in the future, and I won't feel wronged, how about it, it's worth it, right? ”

Lu Ming really didn't have a way, seeing that Lu Guo was about to use brute force, he had no choice but to use the last killing move......

Pretending to vomit.

Not to mention, this trick is really useful, Lu Ming just put on a pose twice and Lu Guo softened.

Of course, everything is relative, dodging the tomato bomb only to get back to a third pot of decanting tea – and still boiling it in the microwave in the room......

Miserable, really miserable, this experience made Lu Ming fully understand what it means to "go to the ghost gate and go for a while".

Seeing Lu Ming, who was already weak to the point of not being human, Lu Guo, who was also very sleepy, asked, "Let's see if you dare to drink next time!" ”

"Don't dare, don't dare, don't dare......"

Don't dare to drink it in front of you!

When you're not there...... Hey.

Although Lu Guo didn't hear the connotation of Lu Ming's words, she also didn't believe that Lu Ming would be so honest and obedient, so she didn't say anything, and directly threatened, "If there is a next time, I will go directly to buy a compass and tie back the 20 years together!" ”

After yelling, Lu Guo also stretched his waist, "A dead bastard, I don't wake up early or late, but that kind of ghost wakes up at the right time, so I can't sleep, I'll go back first...... Oh yes, there's still some food in the fridge, what do you want, I'll take it out for you first and put it on the bedside table, and when you're hungry, you can do it yourself......"

Lu Ming shook his head decisively, "No, no, I'm not hungry now......"

"Not hungry? You're less insane! I vomited so much, and I ate so much, and you told me that I wasn't hungry, who would believe it? Forget it, I'm too lazy to ask, take it out and put it away, if you want to eat it yourself, I'm too lazy to care, too lazy to ask, don't eat? If you don't eat, you deserve to starve! ”

After a while, she walked back directly with a large bag of several bags, and didn't look at it much, she threw it all over the cabinet and chair, and finally scolded out of breath, "What a dead bastard, when I look outside, I know that it's already daylight, so the sun is so big, I can't sleep well when the time comes, it's all your fault!"

Okay, here's it, do you like it or not! ”

After dropping this sentence, Lu Guo really stretched his waist and left without looking back.

I heard the door slam shut......

Lu Ming directly started to flip up a lot of things beside him like a dog.

To his great disappointment, apart from fruit, there were only cakes, biscuits and the like, and there was no meat or red food to be found.

In other words, the fade-out birds are coming......

What's even more hateful is that Lu Ming then searched for himself for a long time and found that ...... The smoke is gone.

If the cigarette is gone, forget it, Lu Guo didn't even leave him a lighter!

I don't know where the hell the hell the ashtray is hiding.

This made Lu Mington feel sad, he had just finished drinking, his body was sore, and he didn't want to make a special trip to buy it.

There are so many things in front of him, and he feels wasteful if he doesn't finish eating, but there is no meat at all, and there is no trace of spicy taste...... It's really painful.

I opened the sandwich biscuit casually - at least there was a little cream in it, and after making do with a few bites of the pad and improving the "food", Lu Ming couldn't stand the exhaustion, so he decided to make up for sleep first.

Drunkenness is not a good thing, but I have to admit that alcohol is indeed the most beneficial thing to improve sleep quality - of course, provided that you can tolerate the pain of vomiting after being drunk.

After a full sleep, when he woke up again at 9 o'clock, Lu Ming only felt that although he was still a little tired, at least his spirit was really good.

In the end, it's still good to drink last night, drunk, indeed drunk, but not up, no matter how muddy the table is, after sleeping up, there is no effect, but unlike those bargains and some more and more fake brands of goods, after drinking it still makes people confused for days.

After eating something casually, Lu Ming walked out of the door.

Lu Guo smoked him away, couldn't he ask someone else for it?

It just so happened that Jian Dang was talking to Lian Lian and Hongchen, and as soon as he saw Lu Ming walking out, Lian Lian came over with a look of concern, "Oh Qingqing, are you okay?" You looked horrible last night......"

Lu Ming just replied with a cool "It's okay", but the next moment he hiccuped very unhappily.

Lian Lian was frightened, "I still said it's okay, it's been so long, and it hasn't disappeared for ......"

"It's okay, it's okay, it's really okay......" Lu Ming was speechless, and he was afraid of making jokes out of the way, so he hurriedly said, "I just ate something, it's really nothing, what are you talking about?" With such a serious expression? ”

It can't be yesterday, right?

Lian Lian doesn't know how to drink and doesn't know how to do it, Jian Dang is very clear about the situation, he can naturally see the situation, hearing Lu Ming ask, he also replied, "Oh, it's nothing, it's a matter of offline gathering later, this is our own business, of course we have to solve it ourselves, just now Lian Lian and Liuxiang went to knock on the door of Fangcao Mingming, it seems that she is a little unwell, and wants to take a leave, it's nothing, it should be, but as soon as she is not there, some things are more troublesome, Lian Lian came to discuss with me......"

Lu Ming listened, "Fangcao Meng is uncomfortable?" I heard Lu Guo say that she didn't drink much last night. ”

"Yesterday's wine was not the same as the day before yesterday," Jian Dang replied expressionlessly, "There is so much difference in degrees, and lemons don't have much experience, so it's normal to not be able to see it, and it will be okay to think that it will be five or six taels, and it's normal to have some miscalculations." ”

When Lu Ming heard this, he was also reasonable.

Lian Liandu also sighed, "Yes, it's really embarrassing, I drank so much for two days in a row, if I drink my body badly, it will be worth the loss." ”

Jian Dang also said, "Haha, it's okay, I'm also from here, how much a person drinks, the first three glasses can be seen, in my opinion, the small side of the family is not as fragile as you think." ”

After all, it is a sick number, and Jian Dang is still very merciful on his mouth.

"I hope so," Lian Lian smiled bitterly, and then said, "But if she's not there, this matter is not very easy to handle, after all, we don't know what everyone in the gang likes, and we don't know how many people will come later, and we don't even know what to go out to buy and how much to buy, so we came to Jiandang to inquire......"

"It's okay, I'm in love with you thinking too much," Jian Dang replied, "As I just said, the banquet is just for the chef to make according to the local taste, today is a working day, and the people who will come are basically some locals and students, and then book a KTV nearby or go out to soak your feet or something, it's almost okay." ”

Lian Lian's face was a little worried, "Those snacks and other things are ...... to play with"

"You buy it to your liking, trust me, there's nothing wrong with that."

"Really...... Are you sure? "Lian Lian doesn't seem very confident.

"Don't worry, you usually come to offline parties, not to mention that you must not be old, but you must have a lot of fun, and there will be no generation gap; As for some of them, they came for other purposes...... You don't have to worry about it, because it's useless to buy anything. ”

"Some-other?" The love is a little unclear.

"Hehe...... Jian Dang showed a smile that only men understand, "Otherwise, you should find so many more people, happiness is almost 30, and there is no ho on our side at the age of 40...... Forehead...... By the way, go to Shengshi to find one, just say that we outsiders don't know the situation and are afraid of being slaughtered, so ask them to arrange a tour guide with more experienced social experience, or just a direct driver;

So people from 20 to 40 years old, no matter how old they are, I guess it's unlikely to come over to join in the fun, you really don't have to worry, find the hotel front desk to borrow two boxes of Go chess or something, it's no problem, isn't it?

When the time comes, the atmosphere will be really embarrassing, isn't there still a quintessence of the old and young who don't accept what the stupid person said? ”

"Quintessence?" Lian Lian couldn't understand it again, "Peking Opera? ”

"Flutter", Lu Ming smiled.

What kind of quintessence is Peking Opera?

At most, it is the North Pure, and not all the North Pure, not black, really not black, Lu Mingyi was born and raised in the south, from childhood to adulthood, there has never been a time when he has ever had an appreciation for something like Peking Opera.

But Huangmei opera, he can hum the sentence "The birds in the trees are in pairs, eh".

After all, when I was a child, the elders in the family always listened to that kind of small DVD player, and they were exposed to it, cultivated since childhood, and kind.

There are some things that are not suitable for children, although Lian Lian is an adult, but after all, he is still a student, Lu Ming can't afford to pollute the mind of the motherland's flowers, he hurriedly said, "Okay, okay, you don't need to worry about these things, we will handle it, we will handle it." ”

When Lian Lian heard it, he was also happy, "Qingqing, this is what you said, then the things in the hotel will be handed over to you, let's go out to buy things first......"

This really caught Lu Ming by surprise, he didn't expect that he would get into this kind of trouble with a casual remark.

But at this point, is he too embarrassed to shirk it?

"This ...... Good...... Okay, put it, rest assured, wrap it up on me! ”

I inquired about it, except for Lu Guo, who was still sleeping, and Fangcao Mengming, who was on leave, Nuo Dade Hotel, except for him, was left with Jian Dang, biting me, and disagreeing...... and doodoo.

Dudu is a girl, Lu Ming can't pull his face;

Jian Dang is responsible, "This, although I didn't handle the offline matter directly, but I have seen it a few times, and I have a little experience, let's go together." ”

Lu Ming, the first brother, could only bite me and disobey the door of the room by pushing the sword swing in turn.

I also heard some information on the way, what about this event......

First of all, today, there is a table of dinner at noon, and then in the afternoon, everyone gathers in the hotel to chat and play, and then there is another table in the evening, and then we go outside to move our muscles;

Then tomorrow, everyone will go outside to find a scenic spot for a trip, which is similar to the group of people on the forum who go abroad to play...... Of course, Lu Ming absolutely didn't want to pull up a banner with the name of the hugely shameful gang and take a group photo.

While walking, Lu Ming said, "This is the noon meal...... Why don't you eat buffet? After all, on today's working day, everyone can't come at the same time, there is no fixed number of people, and there will be too many people to move around at that time, which is not easy to arrange. ”

Do it this way, save money.

Jian Dang hesitated, "This...... We're not from this place, and we don't know which store is good and not good at the time...... Just ask first, and we'll see when the time comes. ”

was talking, but he had already arrived in front of the disobedience room, and when he knocked on the door, he was greeted by a handsome and scummy melancholy man's face.

"Handsome scum" is definitely the original intention, without a trace of connotation!

Lu Ming was frightened, "! Handsome guy who you are! ”

Jian Dang was also stunned, "Pavilion, Your Excellency...... Surname, surname Zhen? ”

There was still some tiredness on his face, "Is it funny?" I don't even know each other anymore? ”

If he didn't speak, Lu Ming wouldn't admit his mistake.

As soon as he opened his mouth, Lu Ming felt that his outlook on life had been impacted!

This tone is too serious, and it is cold and emotionless, and there is no funny spirit at all!

"Please, may I ask you, are you the twin brother of Mr. Zhen and Mr. Zhen Lang?"

Disobedience seemed a little impatient, "Where did I come from my twin brother?" Qingqing, what are you talking about? ”

"Y-You're really not convinced?"

"If it's not me, who else could it be?" Dissatisfied, he still replied in that unprecedented melancholy tone.

"You...... How did you...... How to ......"

"Me? What's wrong? He was stunned for disbelieving, but then reacted again, his eyes trembled, and the next moment, he opened his mouth very exaggeratedly, raised his head, and returned to his usual funny eyes, "Ah, that, that...... I drank high last night, and now I'm still a little dizzy......"

"Oh, that's it......" Lu Ming was startled, "No problem, right?" Why don't you find, find a doctor? Don't burn out your brains......"

"What do you say?" Dissatisfied, he closed his eyes and rubbed his eyebrows and replied, "Is it that exaggerated?" ”

"I'm not exaggerating, you, your cold face...... I—I thought I was meeting the president of a major company......"

Unconvinced, he took a sip, and after a few seconds of pause, he replied, "No way, people are too good, they spontaneously exude domineering all the time, and they can usually be restrained, under the influence of alcohol, this kind of domineering spirit unconsciously begins to spread outward......"

Lu Ming's hanging heart finally let go.

Fortunately, this is indeed disobedient to me, but it is not a clone or twin brother.

"Ahh Look at your messy clothes and hair like a chicken nest, it's obviously the smell of dried plum vegetables! ”

(End of chapter)