Chapter 2777: It's All God's Fault
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Liu Yuebin is Sanda Eighth Duan, which is terrifying, so terrifying that Liu Hao can't believe it. Anyway, I haven't seen Liu Yuebin make a move, he can blow it as much as he wants. But the Football Association and the club, how could they agree? Isn't Liu Yuebin now his full-time secretary? The work of the secretary, translator, driver and bodyguard was done......
Even Liu Yuebin's outfit has changed and he has changed to wear a suit!
The bodyguard in a suit is the most handsome, but he is tall and wears a suit, and he really can't see where to go. It doesn't matter if one person is not careful, and two dwarfs are wearing suits and dangling in front of their club teammates, it is very eye-catching......
The two of them were ridiculed by their teammates at the club......
"Xiaobin, shall we still change into clothes? Look at what the boys at the club are laughing at? As an eighth dan, can't you find someone to practice alone, let me also see the majesty of the bodyguard? β
"I hurt them, I'm afraid that the professor will fire them, this is much more likely than you to score a goal in a sports battle."
"Is it difficult for me to score goals in athletic battles? Maybe we'll be able to score in this game. β
"If you can score, eat my ball."
"Eat soccer ball or eat your own ball? This needs to be explained......"
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In the home game against Stoke City on January 1o, Arsene Wenger boldly rotated the main line-up.
"The professor is comfortable now, with Liu Hao on the field, he is also bold, he actually dares to rotate six people in one go, and the main lineup has been changed by half, if it was before, he wouldn't have dared to die." Before the game, the media ridiculed the professor and attributed the reason to Liu Hao.
The professor just smiled and refused to admit it, "Arsenal has never been an absolute substitute, Ozil and they are tired these days, and they have been fighting for more than a month, and the gods will be tired, just right, Bordowski and these guys are jumping like tigers, I don't let them go stupid to me?" β
As a result, the professor replaced all the midfielders, leaving only the goalkeeper and four main defenders......
Stoke City may still have some suspense if they play at home, but at the Emirates Stadium? The odds of 1:8.o5 offered by Spinach Company illustrate that even if it is a substitute, Spinach Company does not think that Stoke City can win, and it is very fruitful to give a big odds.
Facts have proved that Wenger's words are not wrong, Arsenal played Stoke City all over the ground in the first half, 3-0 at half-time, and even Liu Hao seemed redundant. Stoke City conceded in the first half, this is not the Champions League final of 2oo5, and it is not always possible to tie with three goals like Liverpool.
Grab a point with a team like Arsenal, why not stay and grab the next team? Although he said that he didn't give up the game, he naturally didn't try his best. The two sides also seem to have a tacit understanding, and the game is not so intense.
In the second half, Arsene Wenger replaced two defenders one after another, which was regarded as putting the nearest substitutes on the field and satisfying the ** of all players. At least no one will cry dad and shout that his mother will hang himself for the main position.
Then in understatement, the score also became four to zero. But the fans were clearly not satisfied, they came to see the game, not to watch the intense first half and then fall asleep in the second half.
"Liu! Liu! Liu! Liu! Change Liu to play! "I don't know which fan started it, but at this time it actually conveyed such a message to Wenger. Not seeing the intense competition, they wanted to see Liu.
What does that mean? Is this to teach Liu Hao to play? Obviously.
Arsene Wenger could certainly hear the fans' cries, but he laughed indifferently, just looked down at his watch, and then pursed his lips.
The time is not up yet, wait a minute......
"Looking at this situation, Liu is unlikely to play, this game is too smooth, the professor doesn't need him to play to change the situation of the battle, considering that he wants to protect Liu Hao, he won't take risks." Another legend of Ying, Alain? Shearer, appeared in the live broadcast room as a guest commentator for Sky Sports.
It's started again, Sister Lan started to pretend to be professional again, and the professor changed to Liu in a while, see how you end...... Partner on the side to cover the snicker, Shearer's predictions are often the opposite of the course of the game, but he is always happy, he is known as the Pele of the English League, many gamblers have always liked to watch Shearer's football commentary, as long as Shearer is optimistic about the team, fans will buy it in reverse, under normal circumstances, unless particularly unlucky, or will make a small profit.
Apparently Shearer may be leading the fans again this time.
"Sister Lan, how much do you plan to let the fans earn this time, the spinach company may talk to you, you'd better say the other way around next time, if you say this, fans are not allowed to bet on Liu?" The partner grinned and was very thief, "I actually made a little bit of a mistake, thank you for your auspicious words, hehe......"
Shearer doesn't like people to talk about two things about him, one is that someone calls him Sister Lan, which sounds like a sissy in Chinese, and the second is that he hates people talking about his predictions. Now that his partner has taken out two things, his face is very ugly.
But he didn't pay attention to this guy, he also wanted to guess it himself, he just wanted to wait for the game to end, Liu Hao couldn't play, he could predict it right......
As the minutes ticked by, Wenger looked at his watch and then at the bench, but his face was calm. Even if God comes down, it will not be possible to help Stoke City reverse, victory is a matter of time, and he is indeed thinking about a substitution now.
Is it to replace the substitute goalkeeper, or to change Liu?
"Liu! Liu! Liu! "Time is getting shorter and shorter, but the Arsenal fans are still excited.
Okay, so let Liu play, right?
Arsene Wenger seemed to have heard Shearer's partner, and in the final moments of the game, did the substitution really hit the number 18 shirt?
No. 18 to replace No. 1o Chamberlain?
"It can't be, it can't be...... The professor has a cerebral convulsion, right? The game was won so easily, did he want to send Liu Hao to the opponent's feet to shovel? The other party lost 4 to 0, but he was not in the mood to give Liu face! Shearer's old face was flushed, anxious and ashamed. Nima's prediction was wrong again! Do professors really know how to be coaches? How would you do it!
It is estimated that in front of the TV, another bunch of fans burst into laughter, alas...... Shearer sighed inwardly. It seems that it would be better to be careful next time you speak. He secretly glanced at his partner, and his partner was also smiling secretly, probably counting the money in his heart, didn't that kid say that he made a bet just now?
"Ahem, it doesn't make much sense to change it, it's purely to increase the chance of injury to Liu, and the other party is not stupid enough to give him a free kick, there are less than five minutes left, Liu Hao is just coming up to find a sense of foot and scatter his heart." Shearer shook his head and continued.
"Sister Lan, this may not be, if the players in Stoke City are angry and deliberately want to find trouble with Liu, then there may be something to look at?"
I saw Liu Hao and Chamberlain say hello and go on the field.
This is the real meaning of the last game, the first two substitutions have been used up, and the professor has no fourth substitution for him, which means he has to enjoy the last five minutes.
Five minutes is not much, but it is the real meaning of the game. A score of 4-0 is enough for him to squander, even if he changes the balance on the court because of his appearance, it may be able to tie the score in less than five minutes, right?!
Liu Hao was full of confidence and felt that this was simply impossible! The stress is gone. The professor also explained before going on the field, don't be reluctant, just feel the atmosphere of the sports battle!
I remember the first time I went on the pitch, I took a free kick with both feet and ran on the pitch for more than two minutes, which is much better this time.
Although the players who defended him were tall, Liu Hao was at least not afraid of him, and when he was very close to him, he also tried to get rid of his defense. But that time was not something he could get rid of at all, and after a few trotting steps, he was blocked in two big strides.
The British players are really professional enough to give up defending even if they lose...... Liu Hao sighed.
"Can't you just let me run well?" Liu Hao couldn't help but question that guy.
βhat?β
He asked in Chinese, but the answer was in English.
How do you make an ordinary English player understand Chinese? Liu Hao's question certainly made the other party a little dumbfounded.
Who knows what you're yelling about? But Liu Hao understood it, and answered in Chinese.
"I said, don't stand in my way......" At that moment, he felt a kind of happiness of becoming a Tang monk. Speaking bird language to the other party is actually a tactic? It's quite satisfying.
Outcome...... When the ball went out of bounds, people ran to the referee to complain?
"What? Say I'm swearing? "This time it was Liu Hao's turn to be shocked, fortunately there was no physical contact with this guy, otherwise this guy suddenly fell, so he couldn't say that he had fouled? Pull him down with a small move?
Fortunately, the referee only dismissed him as a fool.
Although Cristiano Ronaldo and Suarez have both left the English field, he still has a lot of heirs...... It seems that Pepe could consider coming to England to teach his skills so that the stunt would not be lost.
He was thinking on the right, but Bordowski was still fighting on the left!
By the way, also participate in the attack! Where is there time to think!
The Germans will not stop fighting until the last second, and this is not wrong at all! Bordosky's efforts are not in vain, and he has to take care of it himself!
Liu Hao symbolized the surname of the trotting forward, and the guy who defended slowly ran to the big **, as long as he dragged a defender, it was considered a successful run, and the response was in place!
It's impossible to grab points, and you can still contribute some role to your brother! He has a small ** foot on the right side of the cat, and from time to time he turns his head to the right side to look at the linesman.
yes, it depends on whether you are offside, right? The guy on the defensive stood on his left and sealed the line tightly......
But Porodowski played for a full eighty-nine minutes and seemed to have not run out of strength, and pulled out a boccia ball!
The right-back of Stoke City did not block, the two central defenders patronized and stared at Wilshere and Walcott, the ball bounced from behind them, and then crossed the right leg of the guy defending Liu Hao, and everyone didn't have time to react at all!
Liu Hao's fat head looked at the sideline, but he didn't think that his left foot took half a step forward, and the bounced ball hit the outside of his left foot!
The goalkeeper had already run to the front point at the moment when the ball flew just now, but they couldn't fall to the ground and knock the ball out, and when his eyes reacted, the ball had come to the back point, just in time to see Liu Hao kick!
Unintentionally planted in the willows?!
The moment the ball was scored, Liu Hao himself didn't show up!
Until the referee's whistle blew, he thought he was offside!
Then the cheers of the Arsenal fans thundered the whole stadium......
The moment Poldoski rushed over, Liu Hao reacted.
Nima! I just kicked the ball in?!
It's true? Trying to reach out and rub his eyes, Bordoski's massive muscles had pressed him to the turf, and he could only see the ball in the net in the space of Bordoski's armpits......
It's really in!
But, brothers, you so many people are pressing on me, and I am going to die!
With a body of more than one hundred and twenty pounds, under pressure of hundreds of kilograms, can he not want to die?
"Liu! Liu! Liu! Liu actually scored a goal in the sports battle! Sister Lan, your god's prediction is indeed an iron law! The partner pulled his chin and smiled exaggeratedly.
"......" Shearer's mind was left with a series of ellipses and could no longer speak.
This Nima can enter!
"It turns out that his sense of grabbing points is quite good!"
"What kind of consciousness is good, this is obviously stepping on the **! Where do you look at him? He didn't even know about the goal! "Shearer was so angry that it was hard to accept. If every striker has such luck, can this game still be played?
"That's called the sound of the east hitting the west, people are deliberately looking at the sideline, in fact, the mind is waiting for the ball to come! His cooperation with Bordoski is really too tacit! β
Fack, you've said that's what else can I say? Does God really exist zΓ i? If so, then why is he always on the opposite side of himself? Shearer was completely convinced.
Five to zero! A very eye-catching score, the last goal was scored by Liu Haojin.
The Arsenal fans were so happy that the joyous scene was once again at the Emirates Stadium.
The victory had already made them happy, and Liu Hao's goal had made them excited to the top ......
"Let it go, even Manchester City has to go back here with their heads down, although we lost a few more goals, but it was just a loss, didn't Arsenal still lose 3:6? Also, the ball at the end...... It's not your fault...... It's wrong...... Oh, God. β
The Stoke City boss put the blame on God, just as Pergleni comforted his Manchester City players last time. But the problem is, you can't blame God for the fact that Manchester City only lost one goal last time and their first four goals were lost by the players themselves, right?
After the game, Wenger took Liu Hao to the press conference again......
"It's been a long time since I've shown my face in front of the media...... "Walcott was very envious.
"Me too, I don't know if the cloth will be able to eat it." Chamberlain stood next to him, his face similar.
"Wouldn't you have a chance to have a party in the evening?" Wilshire said suddenly.
"Fake, don't ......" Walcott and Chamberlain shouted almost in unison, it wasn't long before the last **, this time I really didn't dare! Unless you don't want to play football anymore...... (To be continued.) )